What's /b/ drinking tonight?

>>736748170
nothing

I would drink a gallon of Emma Watson's pee just to see between her legs

>>736748170
good ole cans of busch.

as is tradition.

Utopius

>>736748262
What about warm shit straight from her ass just for a glimpse?

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I'm going to Kelly's Irish Pub to drink a few pints of Guinness out on the patio, alone, trying to find the answers to my issues at the bottom of each glass.

>>736748307
>mynigga.gif

>>736748433
>normalfag detected

I'll be drinking an entire bottle of aristocrat vodka, alone, at home

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>>736748423
While it is a fat little ass, I would decline

>>736748734
It's a habit to go to Kelly's every Friday. The bartenders and I don't even exchange words. They see me walk in and start pouring my drink, I give the money and go out on the patio where I sit by myself.

Regulars just call me "The Angry Dude." (I have resting pissed-off face syndrome.)

>>736748170
hamms beer 14 for 24

>>736748433
Kellys in downtown portland?

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>>736748734
the dude just said he was going to a bar to drink alone.

that's normal to you?

>>736748957
No, Metro Detroit.

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Coronas on the back porch. Pacific Northwest sucks for 8 months per year, but the other four are fucking amazing.

>>736748170
Homemade raspberry brandy. Took some out of the carboy early cuz I'm broke and can't afford to get to liquor store

>>736748961
Who drinks in public to spend more than double the money to be alone anyway, plus I would be anxiously as fuck being around people while sad

>>736749190
>>736748961
I think the whole point is to find someone who's in the same state so you can share a drink with them

>>736748423
Only if it were Andy Sixx

>>736748170
Got some Baileys in my coffee. Will be hitting the Marker's Mark shortly.

>>736749190
>Who does (insert anything I wouldn't do here)

he is not you and you are a moron.

>>736749267
A
maybe I'll try that sometime

>>736748961
It's a habit, like I said. I used to meet my friend Jim at Kelly's for a few beers every week until he died.

Deschutes Obsidian stout and McCallan. Go East Bay

>>736748423
I wouldn't consume but yeah, I'd let Emma fucking Watson take a shit on me below the neck.

>>736748170
Its my friends birthday tonight so whatever beer they're using for bp plus the rum and coke im bringing.

>>736749272
I would pay real money to punch that autistic faggot who forced that "meme" in the face hard until it was a bloody mass

>>736749419
you don't need to make excuses or give reasons here anon.

i pass out every night and wake up soaked in piss every morning for no other reason that i like to be drunk.

sorry bout ya friend.

bottoms up!

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cheers bros

>>736749740
Cheers man

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This is Publicize, Out.

>>736749790
wut

>>736749790
If I enter this code into Mario Bros will I get infinite lives

>>736749942
Reach 9-3-1, Trigganow reads you 4 by 4.

>>736749186
Do you bottle it any special way? Pics if you got them
I'm way too lazy to make my own alcohol

Gin and tonic with a lemon slice

>>736750159
>>/soc/

>>736750159
please just jump off a bridge.

a tall one.

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>>736748170

>>736748170
apple juice

Bale Breaker...2 pints in...

>>736748170
OOO fuck idk, I'll be 21 at midnight tonight so what ever liquor store is open is free game. So the better question is, what should I be drinking tonight?

>>736748170
gin and 7up, just started drinking gin, loving it so far

>>736748170
Fairlife fat free milk.

>>736750345
Who drinks apple juice after the age of 10

jack an coke cuz I cant taste anything anymore.

>>736750511
It masks the taste of oily, cheap vodka like Popov pretty well.

>>736750433
Happy birthday anon. I'd go with captain morgan and coke if you haven't drank much, johnny walker black if you got the $$$ and wanna be manly about it.

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>>736749053
Oh

>>736750511
Apple juice is fucking amazing. Piss off

Beer and Cider obviously, DET ÄR JU MIDSOMMAR

>>736750621
vodka + anything
I had bacon vodka shots once though and that sucked. Probably make a good bloody mary.

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Some black guy i met on craigslists cum. pic related

>>736750651
Rip my bank account isn't impressive so I'll go with the morgan. Thanks anon.

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>beer ain't drinking

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Is pretty good

Canadian Mist whisky. It's garbage. If you want a cheap-ass canadian whisky go with R&R.

>>736750772
I hate straight vodka, even "good" ones. As far as I'm concerned it's only good for mixing.