Would you let your ass get fucked like this for $350,000

HELL YEAH!

I mean thats pretty expensive, could he do it for a little less?

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>>736748070

>>736748070
thing is man i put a sharpie in my pooper with lube for less than 5 minutes the other day and blood and pulp just started coming out

can anyone explain how that can happen to me but not this guy?

>>736748070
Yeah. I'd be okay having that for free to be honest.

>>736748563
this, also source.

>>736748477
You did it wrong.

fuck yes that's well worth one unpleasant act of sex

>>736748477
did you put the cap side in first?

Yes. I wouldn't enjoy it much because I'm not gay. But I'll pretend to be gay for 15 minutes to get 350k

>>736748070
Yep. Everyone has their price. Married for 10 years. Two kids. Never had a faggot thought but 350k. Yea. Would let that happen.

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>>736748264
That's fucking funny.

>This idiots don't get it

>>736748718
>unpleasant

lol.. uh huh

>>736748070
If I could be sure he wasn't diseased, then yeah.

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>>736748838
Is funny because you're actually the idiot.

350k pays a good surgery, and couple years of therapy, and then PROFIT!

>>736748070
Only if I get fucked by a girl with a feminine penis

>>736748793
no wtf. i've done it before and this has never happened.

>>736748694
i've done it before and this has never happened.

>>736748070
fuck yes for that kind of money his friends could watch even

>>736748070

Absolutely

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>>736748070
Do it for free

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I think about $350 is my minimum. Not in thousands.

I'd do it free if I liked the person... If it was a stranger 1k minimum

>>736748070
How long? and is he clean (aids wise I mean)?
If it's less than 30 minutes, yeah, 350k is a lot of money.

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All you fag really wanna die of aids

>>736748477
Sensitive rectum or lining of the walls, you could have a hemroid or could of torn the lining of your lower rectum. Although that'd be a lot harder with lube, honestly if a sharper did that, if you plan dating guys, id see a doctor about it, even if it is private. It could be a underlying condition.

>>736748070
no

>>736748477
>blood
okay
>pulp
ummm...

Assuming the guy is clean, you would have to be really stupid not to do this

I would have to work for ten years to equal that. That's 20,000 hours. Or 833 days of work. .


So 833 days of work. Or getting ass fucked.

I think about 90% of people who are poor would do it.

>>736748070
I can't afford that.

See, this is why the Nintendo Switch exists. You can still play BotW while taking it up the ass. And don't act like you Nintendo fanbois don't like taking it up the ass.

>>736749496
i had a hemorrhoid a few months ago but it went away.

>>736749624
are you a pumpkin? you shouldn't have pulp.

>>736748070
Nice bot thread.

To be honest: Yes. I already tried stiff up my butt while fapping and it was ok, doesnt really hurt. I think I would do it for the money. Oh and yes, I am perfectly straight. I will have to imagine that it is a girl with a strapon or something.

>>736749418
The spiderman poster is right
The only way someone offered you such an amount of money is because they are walking corpses and want a last fuck before they die.
I mean I want to die and I am bi so I would do it, but for sure the guy has aids or something.

>>736749834
I thought it was impossible for bots to solve captchas.

>>736749829
it was pulp like idk what the fuck it is? it was like bloody soft semisolid material

>>736750153
this new sloooow changing captcha images are gayer than OPs pic, also 6 captchas per post FUCK OFFFF

>>736748070
No reacharound?

>>736748070
oh hell yeah

>>736748477

The rectum and anus is a sensitive area and penetrating it the wrong way can cause tearing and bleeding.

The only thing I can things I can think of off the top of my head is that you were either going too fast or at an angle that caused a tear.

The classic tips, always go slow at first, always.

Another cause might be that you had a micro-anal fissure. In a nutshell, you head a tiny tear in the ass and it was aggravated when you fucked yourself with the sharpie.

Things that can cause anal fissures, you don't clean your ass enough and bacteria caused an infection in tiny abrasions. Solution, clean your ass out more often when you shower or bathe.


You wipe your ass either way too hard or the toilet paper you use is like sandpaper. Either way wiping your ass too hard or using very rough toilet paper can create a series of micro cuts which in turn get infected which in turn creates those anal fissures.

Solution, learn to be gentle when you wipe your ass or switch to a softer toilet paper.


If you do happen to clean your ass lay off the soap. Soap happens to dry human skin and using it constantly on the asshole will dry it out, can lead to tears and micro fissures.

Solution, just use water and run it over your asshole for a few minutes. If you have a detachable showerhead use that and gently rub and massage the asshole as you clean. You can clean your hands off later.

If you don't have a detachable showerhead use a very soft towel, get it drenched and gently wipe around the area.

I recommend using soap if someone is going to be playing with your ass and plans on eating it, fingering it, or sticking their dick in it. If you have to use soap I recommend ones that have moisturizer or something that isn't abrasive to skin.

>>736750197

Was it slimy? If it was it was probably a mucus discharge. Most likely while you might have enjoyed the anal stimulation, your ass didn't. The mucus lining in your ass was being irritated and produced an excess amount of mucus to slide the invader out your ass.

My guess, you didn't clean the sharpie, covered it in lube, slide it up your ass, and then went to town. My advice is never immediately rawdog phallic objects in your ass. Also lube is not a good cleaning solution. Always clean them before shoving them up where the sun don't shine.

>>736748070
I'd do it for free

post more

>>736751309
yeah. is isopropyl good and safe?

I'd take it in the ass with aids anytime for that kind of money

>>736748070
No STDs no videos, no one else sure be fun

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absolutely not, I will not be abel to live with my self, degeneracy at it's finest

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>>736751746

Using it to clean what you're about to stick up your ass, sure.

Using it to clean your ass, no

Isopropyl is alcohol and so it can dry objects so it will be abrasive to plastics and paints over time. tTe plastic might get rough or make the plastic brittle. If you have to use it. I recommend diluting it a bit with water. Pour some in a cup, but don't fill it up. Then add water. My solution mix is 1 part Isopropyl and 2 parts water. Dip a wash rag in it, a clean one, and then clean whatever object your plan to slide into your ass. Then rinse with water and dry it out. Don't use bleach, ever.

My advice, if you can there cleaning solutions designed for sex toy and I recommend using those. Just make sure you get the right one. They're ones for rubber, plastic, and silicone. Dependent on what you have around you and what you favor the most. Get the cleaner that matches the material that you stick up your ass.

I'm a straight male who has done anal with a girl once (didn't love it). I would let 10 guys fuck my ass in a row while I'm tied up, let them film it, and put it online with my real name on it for $350k.

>>736753472
you win.

send me your ssn, date of birth and full name, and il wire you the $350,000

>>736748070
Yes

>>736753648

I'm tipsy enough and poor enough at the moment I considered it :(. 24yo btw

yes i fking would very much indeed...

>>736754204
also pls cum inside my anus !!! :D yay bonus point for 100.000 €