S-shark week is over, s-so it is time for another episode of

Happy Friday Alice! ~CC

Woot, cooking ftw

What are we cooking tonight?

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>>736743480
C-cheers love! The chef is h-here!

We w-will be making Chicken Fajitas as w-well, in honor of m-my good friend Kyouma!

I want Alice to cum inside of me

>>736743431
nigger faggot trap kys

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>>736743431
I'm redy

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And remember, if you give up and can't seem to cook anything right, there's always hot dogs!

>>736743563
Oh, I love me some Fajitas!

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>>736743547
C-chicken fajitas d-dear!

>>736743584
L-luckily, I don't h-have a penis!

>>736743591
W-what shade of black am I? Titanium white?

>>736743563
How do you take these pics with both hands full? does Nano take them for you?

guessing there is a dude behind that paper

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>>736743643
ooh! I love fajitas, good choice!

>>736743643
Sounds good. I wish I could make some right now

>>736743644
Have you heard of a timer or a remote button before

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>>736743657
There are no guys IRL

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>>736743593
I'm r-ready too!

But there is an order to this Anonymous. AN ORDER.

First we select a tea.

>>736743644
Yes

>>736743657
No

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Oh boy, I've had nothing but yogurt all day!

*cough*

>>736743431
love you alice ~

Thanks for the steam message Alice, and btw

>>736743657

Every damn thread, it's not a fuckin dude, she streams and shit.

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>>736743632
>>736743689
T-these best friends of mine know w-what is up!

>>736743760
Oh, I'm your best friend? Thanks! Makes me feel a lot better!

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>>736743719
Stop fucking dying seriously I'm going to rape you

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>>736743705
You c-can!

>>736743719
Y-you settle down d-dear, don't strain yourself.

>>736743720
I l-love you too <4

>>736743804
Absolutely, l-let me pour you some best friend tea <4

>>736743718
Fajitas, not tea!

>>736743431
holy shit I know you

>>736743855
We all know Alice.

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>>736743855
Who doesn't know Alice?


Also I'm mad no one laughed at my hotdog joke

>>736743431
>So if you c-can't cook and w-want to learn, or j-just want to see me fumble horribly w-with sharp kitchen utensils...boy...
>
>That's kinda messed up man. Why you gotta play me like that? I thought we had somethin' special, you know? But I guess it was all just one sided....

That got pretty real...also what's shark week?

>>736743839
I don't have the stuff to make them :(

>>736743839
Whoops, you poured some on the side! No worries, though!

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>>736743855
Y-yes, my name is Alice <4

>>736743846
Fine f-fine.

Let's go over what you will need. There are a ton of ingredients because this is a very precise and extensive recipe.
I'm just fucking with you, it's easy as shit.

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>>736743719
Aww.... I hope you feel better soon Reimu E>
>>736743760
Well, I'm southern born.... so... I had them a lot!

>>736743563
Fun fact, there's no such thing as Chicken Fajita. I'm not trying to be mean btw, you make some pretty nice food!

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>>736743839
You kidding? I'd watch you cook even if I was on my deathbed!

>>736743817
It's already too late.

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>>736743908
Uterus annihilation

>>736743893
Considering I'm randomly browsing and seeing randomly someone I know IRL posting on 4chan is uhh.. a sort of weird feeling.

>>736743933
>I'm just fucking with you, it's easy as shit.
This is true, fajitas are super easy to make. I just like watching you do it.

>>736743960
If there's no such thing then how did you just say it?

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>I-I-I L-LOVE YOU A-ANONYMOUS!
>we w-will be happy...t-t-together!
>let's be f-f-f-f-friends! yes!!

>go to Alice's Twitch stream
>curse words everywhere
>I HATE EVERYTHING
>GET OFF MY STREAM

What is even the point of these threads?

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>>736743927
I h-have nerve damage, it's v-very difficult for me <4

>>736743914
Sure y-you do, if you use your IMAGINATION *spreads arms wide*

>>736743960
And y-yet here I am, m-making them <4

>>736743933
You should give the ingredients list to what you're going to make in advance you retard. Most people don't just have this shit laying around

>>736744054
It's like saying pig scales. You can say it, but it doesn't exist.

>>736744022
Tell us who she is, we all want to know.

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>>736743985
Rape is tanoshii~

>>736744022
>implying we all haven't visited Alice IRL

>>736744062
Hi I'm BWA guy or 9734 your choice I am here to help you if you have any problems you want to talk about or just in general are having a hard time

Alice like to cook because she's a breddy gud housewife and you should learn to cook too, anon!!!!

>>736744099
I don't have much of that. Just sadness

>>736744099
Oh, sorry then. I didn't know that.

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>>736744062
*blinks slowly* D-do you honestly t-think there is no difference between being kind to people and yelling at a video game?

Protip, the video game won't get its feelings hurt.

>>736744022
You d-don't know me IRL.

>>736744120
You aren't s-supposed to make the recipe along w-with me dear.

>>736744166
*squeezes tight* T-then this thread is dedicated to you, friend <4


Now watch me fail miserably at boxing up these peppers.

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>>736744120
Does anyone ever follow along with a cooking show on the Food Channel? No. Nigga get real lmao

Think of this as INSPIRATION

>>736744166
awh <3

no sads only happs!

Alice, i have been thinking about this for a long time and thought I would ask this now.
Will you be my girlfriend Alice?

>>736744154
>>implying we all haven't visited Alice IRL
Gotcha there.

>>736744143
You see your irl friend posting nudes as an anon, do you give him up?
Same thing different context.

>>736744249
Ah, well thanks. And thank you for the help yesterday as well
>>736744303
It's the opposite

>>736744322
Honestly? I totally would give them up.

>>736744099
I mean, people do call it that, but Chickens don't have fajita.

>>736744303
why are you such a beta orbiter?

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>>736743431
NIGA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! I CAN NOT THINK OF A BIGGER SHITHOLE THEN /b ON THE INTERNET! WHY WOULD YOU USE YOUR TIME COOKING IN HERE! WHY?!
REEEEEE

>>736744249
Wow, now that I know of your nerve damage, I'm impressed by your cutting skills, also I know you watch your videos before posting them, but just be careful with reflections!

>>736743431
why are you such a retarded faggot?

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>2017
>still posting in Alice threads

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I love you Alice!

>>736744383
I hope that this is poor bait

>>736744370
Might want to reconsider seeing that person again

>>736744383
Please go see people.

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>>736744312
No, but I will :33

>>736744322
Umm excuse you...

>>736744351
MORE HAPPS

>>736744370
wow mean

>>736744380
I get home from work and I'm trying to avoid buying Neir Automata from Steam so this is a good distraction

I just suck dick anon!! Why can't you understand that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>736744312
N-no thank you <4

>>736744322
Like I s-said, you don't know me.

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>>736744249

Alice..so uh..do you uh..h-h-have a boy friend. Or what's going on with that. Because I'm just asking for a friend.

Do you have a streaming going on ?

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>>736744351
It's m-my honor, Anonymous.

>>736744371
And y-yet that has no bearing on the validity of the dish <4

>>736744383
T-to teach forever alone basement dwellers like you h-how to cook <4

>>736744414
I'm v-very careful, I've h-had not even a single nipslip!

>>736744439
What a w-world.

>>736744462
I l-love you more <4

>>736743431
Alice is a trap,

>>736743431
gotta say it
no one is cooking a shit
you are a trap
you are retard
this shit is full of omega orbiters
avatarfags are just lame

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>>736743431
When will this attention whore be banned?
Ït's a fucking plague.

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>>736743431
FUCK YES FAJITAS

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>>736744510
I am s-single.

>>736744534
Even w-with as good of a poster as I am, I c-cannot post AND stream at t-the same time.
Now look, I don't know about you, but I hate the bitter parts of peppers. So cut em off! OFF WITH THE BITTER BITS!!!11

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>>736744439
>2011
>still posting in the gay furry circlejerk

>>736744462
ah... the chink in armor

>>736744534
maybe tongiht? I have no clue I probably won't be watching because I'm gonna be doing shit later

>>736744539
Aw, I didn't mean it like that, Alice! I meant it as be careful, your face might get accidentally revealed before you reach your Patreon goal

>>736744414
omfg cant take it anymore
dude just... just kill yourself

>>736744585
No fun allowed (according to you)
but please, continue being miserable.

>>736744539
Nope, not one bit! Just thought you'd like to know.

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>>736744585
>>736744552
>>736744605
*yawns* T-try harder guys.

>>736744613
See? T-this guy knows what is up <4

>>736744651
The patreon is a j-joke dear.

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>>736744668
>>736744605
>>736744585
>>736744552

>>736744668
Don't worry, I'm working on it.

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>>736744585
ok
yes they are
nah
possibly
thats me
yes

>>736744605
daily

>>736744668
bully!

>>736743431
Post boipucci.

>>736744704
no need to try harder those are just facts

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Keep doing what you do, Alice, You do everyone a service.

Link to alice's twitch stream?

/r/ing pics of ops face. Can't fap to paper.

>>736744506
Now you're just confusing me, what do you think you implied by saying that?

>>736744508
I'm starting to feel like there are multiple alices here.

I'm jerking off to you Alice cause I love you so much

>>736743431
n-no wuh-one tuh-talks l-like t-this except for stammering children who albeit are stupid but at least they have the excuse of being fresh to the world. you're grown. titspls

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>>736744789
M-my vagina cares to disagree <4

>>736744786
Don't have one <4

>>736744804
Have I helped you d-dear?

>>736744819
Just one <4

>>736744805
celtyplays on twitch

>>736743606
cat boy = best girl.

>>736743643
>>736743563
wtf alice, i thought only hard shell tacos??

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>>736744732
hey wait a second...............

don't

>>736744786
none of that now, but see:
>>736743606

>>736744804
yes she's a good person

>>736744805
it's "celtyplays"

>>736744730
Hard to avoid when this shitty thread slaps its cock in my face 24/7 while browsing.

>>736744539
I'm just glad you took the time to help. Thank you for doing what you do

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>>736744132
Not what I imagined when I Googled Pig Scales but there you are!

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>>736744845
I d-do <4
Now look, bell peppers and beef? Solid meal. Without the beef? Less solid.

Regardless, bell peppers. Cut em up!