Ask homeless chan anything

>>736732534
how do you have internet service and a phone?

>>736732620
Literally came to ask this >>736732620

>>736732620
Well most homeless people have phones it's to make sure we are safe.

Internet is everywhere.

Tits or gtfo

>>736732726
when people call you, do you say no one is home?

>>736732751
I don't have tits anon.

>>736732534
>>736732751
do it faggot

>>736732726
Your outside looks suspiciously alot like my inside.

>>736732834
I don't have a phone service i use Skype and Google hangout if i need to call someone.

>>736732534
who sucked your neck?

>>736732882
I sometimes stay at people's houses for sexual favors.

>>736732834
kek

>>736732854
we'll be the judge of that

You want to find a place to live?

>>736733180
But I don't anon
>>736733227
Of course anon

>>736732534
how do people even become homeless. i hear alot of this drug or trouble at home shit, but i never really get how you cant just get shitty job and live in a shity apartment until shit gets better

>>736733284
Well im actully a felon most people know that about me and I been looking for work.

>>736733267
what are you doing to achieve that anon?
I'm not asking to just make fun out of you...i know what it is to be homeless and i don't like to see people on the same situation.

>>736733426
Right now it's dealing with the three years until my charges get sponged.

>>736733357
and you cant get work as a felon ? im not from the us so im not familiar with the hyper capitalist ways of social order.

>>736733643
Almost impossible and the jobs that do are usually full.

>>736732534
where do you live?

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>>736732977
Stay at peoples houses for sexual favors you must not be very good if you remain homeless.

>>736733796
Kansas city (again)

>>736733877
Its more complicated than you think .

Oogle

>>736733357
Foundry near me hires felons, $15 an hour is what they claim is starting wage

>>736733267
What do you mean you don't have tits? There has to be something there.

>>736734260
Yeah jobs like that are great but are usually full and it's a waiting game.

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>>736734016
o your riddled with stds i get it.

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>>736734304
I don't have anything mate I'm trans.

>>736734016
please explain

>>736734453
I'll still grope your titties anon

>>736734438
No I get tested once a week by the hospital for free.

I'm clean.

>>736732534
Are you an outlaw? Rebel? Or nigger puncher?

>>736734643
Nah im nothing like that im just in a bad situation.

>>736734379
Not right now, they are desperate for help (the reason they are offering $15 as starting)

>>736732534

Why are you homeless? How old are you?

>>736734457
You can get killed or raped easily around here. Sex trafficking is also a really big thing here so it's really spooky to be out at night.

>>736732534
Have you ever had sex with someone for money?

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>>736734722
Alot of shit it's a long story that I don't really wanna type it out.

21.

>>736734831
Few times but I usually get super depressed afterwards and cut myself afterwards.

>>736734694
Have you been dumpster diving yet?

>>736734998
Yeah I dumpster dive but never for food.

i have no questions but i came here to tell you to git gud pleb

>>736735201
Gg

>>736734902

I see.

Well, I'm 21 as well, and will most likely be homeless too next year, if that will make you feel better that there are people like you / will be like you.

So anyway, are you working (real job) or what.... just living on the street? If so... how is it?

How much food for a bj

>>736735269
One hot dog

>>736735269
I only do it for money never for food.

Won't do it for awhile due to being jumped.

>>736735376
Only money, ok, whats the going rate

Is suicide an option?

OP...you just don't take the shit that today is and forget about the future. You can change your life anon...the felony stuff, you done what you done and that is the past now...I had some luck and i went to work to change my life, and i can say things you change. Remember that all that is happening are making you stronger, and never forget what you've been through when looking at people that are in the same place as you now...one day you will be in a better position, so be responsible...I wish i had more than just words to give you, but that's all i have as it is...so endure and survive as you build a better future for you OP.

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>>736735158
would you like to take a long road trip and relocate to another state out in the middle of nowhere? I can save up and get you a new identity. You can start fresh.

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>>736735544
>>736735544
Hey cops

>>736735517
Yes I think about it constantly

>>736735490
Not happening currently

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>>736733519
>sponged

Tits and stamp!

>>736735867
>>736735867
Yup

>>736735808
Well, this may be futile, but i'll tell you anyway. I have a philosophy: I always think that if someone loves you (or cares about you) you will always have a reason to go on. So, my advise is to search for someone who's kind to you and let yourself to be loved. Sorry for bad grammar