Let me see your backyards /b/.

>>736732399
Anon you are being very unhealthy. Eat more carrots.

>>736732532
But all I have is egg rolls and hotdogs.

>>736732694
Your farts must smell good...

>>736732399
>Budlight
How white trash are you?

>>736732954
I can clear a room with my farts.

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Time to buy more beer. :3

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>>736733900
The first beer for a long night.

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>>736734292
First can almost done.

>>736734912
Do you have a job

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>>736735010
I work in the oilfields.

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>>736735280
2nd can being killed.

>budlight
kys

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>>736736281
I'm trying. Maybe if I drink enough I won't wake up tomorrow.

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>>736736551
Gone ): time to leave my safe space and get more.

I envy you. I quit drinking after son was born so my wife wouldn't think I had a drinking problem (I do). Still a maybe 3 beers a week but every waking moment I want to pound 15 cold ones like I used to.

>>736732399
OP dying of cancer at 45.

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>>736737165
>wife
>kid
Please don't make me drink myself to death tonight for something I don't have. ):

>>736737206
I want to kill myself what I love doing. Drinking. I can't wait to die.

>>736737129
Lol why not just buy enough for the whole night at one time? I've never understood people who do that. Also you killed those tall boys pretty quick. I don't drink anymore but I used to be right there where you are

>>736738999
This. I always get a 30 pack so i dont have to make more beer runs. Also, I witnessed them trips

>>736739211
>30 pack
You live up north? I had never even seen 30 packs before I traveled up to northern Indiana to visit family. I wish they would've been around in NC when I was drinking. I would always have to get a case and a couple 24s of something spicy

>checked those dubs :3

>>736738999
>>736739211
>why not just buy enough for the whole night at one time?
I like walking. And I wish I can drink with you guys.

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>>736739528
I live in Bakersfield always have 30 boxes. Drunk town of Cali.
I driving to go to a party.

>>736739755
Don't drink and drive anon. I crashed and probably should've died doing that. Be safe :3

>>736739935
Got two dui's I know I shouldn't. But it's right down the street.

>>736740572
Fucking walk then nigger. Also who parties at 4:30? Lol you and your friends must go hard in the paint

>>736740572
Why don't you walk?

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Drinking and driving is a fun hobby op, blast some tunes and you're good. I actually drive better when I'm drunk.

>>736740917
I know this is bait but you shouldn't encourage retards to do this shit lol

>>736740709
Oildale party. I've been sober for only 3 days and that was 2014. Maybe I need to take a better look at my life ):
>>736740744
Maybe your right. I'll call a friend

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>>736741106
Still me, I'll keep you posted on what I'm doing.

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>>736741106

>>736741203
Was that weed in the blue bottle

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>>736741291
Yes. I like to mix the feels. But I need more ):

>>736741509
If this is dubs you gotta chug what's in that warm open 40 over there :3

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>>736741661
Fucking hell, do you want me to buy one? I mean I live next to the store.

>>736739211
I live south in texas. Yeah, its just cheaper that way.

>>736739618
I'm drinking a tall one as we speak, cheers...

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>>736741962
Cheers to you good sir. Pray for me not to get another DUI, or stabbed or shot.

>>736741886
Can you chug them? I used to be able to get a 40 down in about 28 seconds. I got a 22oz of Sol down in just over 7 seconds once Kek

>>736741509
>bud light
>budweiser
>marlboro reds
what a fucking normiefag tool. if you hit a telephone pole with your car with three doors down blasting then died you would be 20/10 normie-tier.

>>736742193
Well, what do you guys want me to do?
1. Go to a party. (Keep you posted.)
2. Walk to the store and drink my life away.
Anyways I'm drinking.

>>736742377
Tell me what you want me to drink faggot and I'll drink it. But hard shot I got to work tomorrow.

>>736742377
High life is my life

>>736742391

Stay in, drink and play some good music. That's what I'm doing.

>>736742594
Man, I knew there was some good souls on 4chan. Thank you anon. Tell me what to drink and I will.

>>736741886
Upgrade to Hurricane pussy

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>>736742708
But post what your doing. Make me feel alot better. Don't be shy.

>>736742391
No party. Walk store. Steel 211, no more gay shit

>>736742708

Spice it up, and try a different beer. You have Mexican beer up there?

>>736742856
Going on a beer run once I'm finished with this one beer. I'll take pics

>>736742927
No mexi beer! This assface needs to drink nigger piss. OE, Steel, Hurricane, Earthquake, Camo xxx

>>736742858
get a funnel then pour some everclear in your ass faggot howbowdat

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>>736742858
I'm walking night.
>>736742927
Ok, I will

>>736741886
>>736742119
>>736742856

tomorrow i´ll be dropping acid for the first time anon, your "unhealthy yet apparently fun in a dull kind of way" way of life has put a smile on my face

>>736743148
Nigga*

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>>736740572
>i like to walk

>proceeds to get lit and jump behind the wheel

>>736742391
Party! Post some creep shots

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>>736742927
Ok, you said Mexican beer. Is this good? And this is what I bought.

>>736743880
Modelo is good beer.

>>736743148
Jesus, nigro! Where you be livin' at? Compton?

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>>736743631
I will here in a minute. Drinking beer and take a shit.

>>736743880
Modelo is good. I prefer Pacifico. See if you like Modelo though.

>>736744039
How old you be?
Where yo parents be at?
Why ain't you have job?

>>736744039
Still waiting for you to buy a man's beer...

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>>736743979
Oildale Bakersfield, CA. It's a white hood.>>736744117
I tried to find that. ): but I reAlly want is that Japanese beer. But they ran out.

>>736744316
How you bees havin' money?

>>736744156
Why aint you mind your own biznez

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>>736744156
I'm 26. My dad has cancer and my mom's dead. And I work.
>>736744367
I work the oilfields.

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>>736744484
Dude! Where do you live? Heave. I'm so sad now ): knowing I live in shit

>>736744530
So, that must be why you bees drinkin' den. I understand now...

Seriously though, I used to be a severe alky (malt liquor, milwakees best, four loco) it doesn't end well

>>736743061
Where are the pics fucko

>>736732399
you're awesome op. We could be friends

shit that looks like my bedroom, and I used to smoke pall mall reds too.

>>736743880
Oh God fuck modelo. That shit is so acidic it fucks my stomach up

>>736744834
If you know bako's people. You know I'm not the only one with the problem.

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>>736732399

>>736744871
oh except I prefer miller lite or just plain budweiser but I'm drinking a bud lite right now bec. it was the first tallboy I saw and I wanted to get home quick. I'm kinda going through withdrawal, I usually drink cheap blended whiskey but decided I needed to cut that out for a while

>>736744853
Let me get dressed so i can get more booze

>>736744039
Do you have bad circulation or something anon? Just wondering cuz the purple marks on your skin. Not trying to be a dick I swear

>>736744999
Nice. It's coming along nicely. Nice trips also

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contributing

>>736744999
What's in the shed? Kill dungeon?

>>736745033
Alright ill be waiting ;3

Dude. Clean up. Holy fuck.

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>>736744871
I would love to drink with you. I try new things.

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>>736745179
2/2

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>>736745122
thanks, going to put in a firepit with pavers for a sitting area......

>>736745187
just yard tools and junk lol

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>>736745179
>>736745278
>>736745319
Ducking heaven. You guys are kings.
And I have a skin problem who ever asked that?

>>736745210
Lol at least your bedroom is clean

>>736745179
Are you smoking something back there?

>>736745319
Did you build the fence and the bench yourself?

>>736744968
We out loser you up in Longview, wa. Get at me

>>736745278
7279, Bakersfield. Store next to house. Shouldn't be too hard to find. OP u want some pizza

>>736745560

just rollin some coals

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>>736745035
Yeah, my skin doesn't do good with raid cans.

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>>736745560
Fence I had installed but not from the cheapo prefab panels, they came out with much better wood, almost 2x thick slats. Benchs we made from the wood they had left after the fence.

>>736745668

lol not bakersfield you faggot

Crestview apartments

>>736745765
Lol why would you spray that shit on yourself? Are you that much of a glutin (or whatever) for punishment?

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>>736745668
It's the speedway market. I'm a 08er. We can hang I'll buy beer.

>>736732694
shove a carrot in those egg rolls

>>736744834

Four loco? Are u gay

>>736745835
Lol, I sprayed it on my bed and everwhere.

>>736745795
Nice. That's what a .75 acre lot? And if you get the inclination to get sod, just hire some beaners to spray the ground with green paint. My fat as fuck neighbors behind me did that in their backyard and it surprisingly looks pretty fucking good lol. For about 1/10 the cost too

>>736746023
Wrong person.

>>736746023
Lol that brew must be kicking in cuz you're replying to the wrong posts but kek I laughed when I read that. You're the friend who will do anything for a laugh eh

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Oh shit guys, fucking up here. Going to that hang out.

>>736746306
Lol, I fucked up.

>>736746338
Oh man. At least wear your seat belt and don't fuck with your phone while driving

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8.99 for a 12 pack. not bad.

>>736746533
Not bad at all :^]

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>>736746171
I wish, right at 1/3 acre, 10k sq ft

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>>736745668

>>736746643
OP's at the getty.

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>>736746643
What the fuck!!!!!!

>>736746533
Damn! That's really cheap. There are no 12 packs under $12 here.

>>736746763
Oh shit did he find your crib??? Lolololol holy fuck!!

93305 beer bro reporting in

>>736746643
nope lol

>>736746338
Godspeed OP!

>>736746763
I triangulated the perimeter of the circumference of the adnoidal region and fucking typed "speed way mart bakersfield california" into the mother fucking google.

Shits gettin real right about meow faggots

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>>736746763
I had a feeling about this thread. I knew it was going to get good.

>>736746638
Is that a pump .22? God damn it's sexy. I want one. Will post pic of my Marlin in a minute

>>736746980
It's magic!

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>>736746828
Jesus fucking Christ. He close.

>>736747021
>>736746638
No

>>736746015
Four locos used to blow your fuckin' feet off. 12.0 mother fuckers!

>>736747060
He's a ninja he gone now

Check under your bed op

>>736747021
yep 1951 Winchester Model 61 in .22 S/L/LR

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>>736747166
I'm fucking jealous. My brother has an old police shotgun that looks a lot like that. I think his is a 28 gauge or something really obscure like that.

>mi Marlin 336 in 30-30

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>>736747145
Dude, holy fuck.

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>>736747331
dude ur the Marlin anon I keep running into.... how ya been

did this turn to /k/?

>>736747394
Is that him in the truck?

>>736747481
Man we see each other constantly lol. I'm doing well, ready for the weekend. How you doing bro??

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>>736747726
I dont know bro.

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>>736748085
I assure you, OP, I'm not anywhere near you.
I used the google to find your place.
Pic related.

>>736747726
not too bad and ready for the weekend myself

>>736748382
thats not my place faggot go kill yourself you fat hillbilly fuck

>>736748382
you can suck my black motherfucking balls you stupid cracker fuck

>>736748382
Damn I'm not OP but I'm seriously impressed. How the fuck did you do that? Exif data?

>>736748402
Word up glad to hear it broski. I'm going shooting in the morning. Will take pics and post cuz I'm sure we'll run into each other again real soon

>>736748518
It's not that complicated if you have any interweb savvy at all.
Google>> Speed Way Mart Bakersfield California >>Maps>> Street View

>>736748518
obviously you stupid fuck

>>736732399
Bud Light is for fags.

>>736747144
>>736749004
Youre so late kys.

This was almost a cool thread

>>736748689
Sheeeit

>>736748721
Fuck you motherfucker

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>>736732399
Sipping a few

>>736748614
yeah I went last week with the ARs, the model 94, the M70 and the USP been a while since I ghot them out shooting but now that ammo has dropped in price!

>>736749608
Alex?

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>>736748382
It's alright anon. I thought I had a friend in a close place on the internet to drink with. I'll just drink myself to death.

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>>736749767
That's me. With my anime meme sad face.

>>736749756
Manny

>>736749908
I should've known you were Mexican with that bud light and those modelos. All you're missing is the bud light chelada lol

>>736750064
Lol i have budwiesers too. But that's just the cans

>>736750140
Hey st least you recycle. You smoke cigs wey?

>>736732399
Hey OP, you didn't make it to the party?

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Real pic of my ex neighbors backyard...

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>>736750226
Lol

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What are all those tiny sores on your wrists? Are you infested Anon?
Genuinely curious.

>>736750521
Damn they were hoarders.

>>736750555
>menthols
>camels
>trips again

Sheeeit

>>736750583
He said he sprayed his entire bed with raid before he went to sleep last night lol. I asked him earlier

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>>736750281
I will, let me call a friend. I'm going

>>736747481
Is that the .44 mag Henry?

>>736750815
What # are you on? Gotta be about 10 or 11 now

>>736749608
>>736750555
I Posted these. Wanna see my guns? Only have 2

>>736750815
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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>>736750583
>>736750782
I sprayed 3 weeks ago, you should of seen it.

>>736750815
I would recommend uber. I take that shit everywhere when i drink

>>736750782
My bad, somehow missed that.

OP did you spray your bed with raid for bedbugs?
I mean, aside from the rash it really kinda looks like you're bitten up.
You need to clean your living space bro, with all due respect man.

>>736751037
its the only way faggot

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>>736750885
8 tall boys and a Mexican 40
>>736751037
I remember that moive.

>>736750873
.357 mag/.38

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>>736751118
Yeah, bro I did spray my bed. Like a retard.

>>736751527
Bad ass brew right

>>736751267
Damn nigga that's 18 beers Kek

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My ride is here. Going to that party.

>>736751527
Kek. That sucks.
I think for bedbugs you have to suffocate them, like wrap your mattress in plastic.
Or I heard going over it all with an iron on high steam setting, or a steam cleaner or whatever can kill them.
Those bastards are fucking hard to kill.

>>736751838
Cya faggot don't get arrested

>>736742565
Agreed also jagermeiser

>>736752595
I made the mistake of drinking that shit warm once and it ruined it forever for me lol

>>736751838
Have a great time, OP! I hope you're not hittin that.

>>736746643
>>736746763
dude he's got a wooden fence and thats a concrete wall

>>736753040
Zoom in nigger

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>>736752802
Thank you anon, my red neck ass is in heaven. Pray to all of you. Love to Japan to the friend that Stop me from suicide. I'm 4chan.

>>736732399
For some reason I don't trust you to know what my backyard looks like OP

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Hanging with friend. Thank you for telling me not to drive.

>>736751932
Going through the bedbug thing now. Absolute pain in the ass.

>>736751515
Nice I have the .44 mag version, awesome rifle.

>>736742377
I bet you feel cool paying $14 dollars for a six pack at your local Whole Foods faggot.

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>>736753968

Are you and they racist?

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>>736754651
To nigges. But black people. No. I'm not.
(I live in oildale. So I don't know what to think about myself.)

>>736754941
Niggers*

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>>736754941
I kind of had a felling you lived in Bakersfield when you said oilfields XD. I live in oildale too. Quit drinking 4 months ago cold turkey and had withdrawls, now i can't even smoke weed XD. Stay away from meth anon.

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>>736754941

Oh.

Don't kill yourself anon. I won't either.

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>>736755180
Don't worry. I won't, if you want to sell me weed I'll buy.
>>736755591
I won't. Don't worry.

>>736753968


I just drove through Bakersfield earlier today and this pic sums the whole place up. Goddamn dried up hellhole.

>>736754941

I'm going to find out where this party is at and call the cops on a domestic dispute involving a woman in a pink shirt and a bunch of meth.

Next to a school eh? Brb.

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>>736756255
Thanks for reminded me where I live.>>736756554
Good luck, bitch