non-porn webms

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>Dolphins

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>>736722349

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>would give a dollar/10

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This is just too adorable.

>>736722678
lol wow

>>736722810

And now he is stuck for hours.

>>736722349
I can fap to this!

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>skills of a crack addict

>>736722810
Now you're stuck, cuckold faggot! Wife's out bangin' a black fella while you're playing games with a retard

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>>736722511
KEK

>>736723001
We get it, you're black

>>736722463
that's pretty magical
went to Italy one summer and during our visit to the Amalfi Coast we went boating and had a herd of dolphins start following us and jumping around the boat, they're such awesome creatures

>>736723216
Until they rape

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Would love to wrestle with all three of them.

Chick is fifteen and has a seizure at the end.

>>736723257
well, it was a pretty great trip's all I'm sayin :^)

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>>736723216

>had a herd of dolphins start following us and jumping around the boat, they're such awesome creatures

You know they are getting paid to do that for the tourists, right?

>>736723294
this is also several years old, hows highschool going

>>736723294
he should have taken down all three

FINISH HER

>>736723407
how refreshing that for once the niggers get beaten

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>>736723482

>this is also several years old

It's actually less than a year old, negro.

>>736723407
niggers always end losing, some way or other, it's in their genes

>>736723407
Thor...?

>>736723407
that monster didn't even sucker punch, he waited for the second guy to square up first.

>>736722511
kek

>>736722511
Love a surprise ending

>>736723482
You're still here after all these years, why haven't you still got a job

>>736723407
Shut the fuck up, you faggot queer!

Cool webm, though

>>736722349
What breed is that?

>>736722678
I can't even climb a ladder slowly to change a light bulb without experiencing multiple aches and pains then there's this mother fucker.

>>736723001

Next trick, burn the nigger alive

Fucking degenerate

>>736723676
This one is so dumb. He's obviously reaching under the chair, not sniffing hers.

>>736722463
Way too much water moving for those to be dolphins. Gotta be manatees.

>>736723954
But is acting like a cucked loser, anyway

>>736723083
Lul. Check em.

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>>736723879

>What breed is that?

It's a dog.

>>736724047
You have to have a gf or wife to get cucked, you ignorant shit. Learn what words mean so you don't look so goddamn stupid in your pathetic attempt to fit in.

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>>736723921

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>>736724041

>Gotta be manatees.

Manatees live in the sea, you idiot.

>>736724041
they're manatees, i'm in florida and i know the story

>>736724165

What the fuck was he high on ?

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>>736724148

>You have to have a gf or wife to get cucked, you ignorant shit.

Not necessarily, faggot. It's also a state of mind.

>>736722463
Bucket o' nerve gas

>>736724214
That's obviously a salt marsh, you dumb prick. Where do you think dolphins live. Please don't breed.

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>>736724277

>they're manatees, i'm in florida and i know the story

Manatees aren't scared by water drops, you retard. They live in it.

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>>736724313

>What the fuck was he high on ?

According to his own account: Crack.

>>736724260
That dancing looks fucking retarded. It's like calm the fuck down so I can get a good look at that ass

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>>736724314

>>736724408
As opposed to dolphins that live in the mountains?

>>736724400

>Where do you think dolphins live.

In rivers and lakes.

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>>736724314
>>736724473

Thanks anon

>>736723327
Well ... not like she doesn't need the exercise

>>736723327
Fucking racist walkway

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>>736723083
you can't be serious, right?

>>736722511
what type of eel is that?

>>736724387
noice

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>>736724314
What the fuck is that ramen looking shit

>>736723462
Wpuld be a cool screensaver

>>736725072
wound packing, keeps the vagenis from healing up and closing

>>736724112
Vet here, can confirm, is dog

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>>736724047
this post says a lot about you. Short but pithy. Anyway what? I'll tell you what... you keep saying the same bad joke over and over again, you are acting strictly aggressive... and you randomly choose a person to hurt they feelings while feeding yours... I think I had enough of this. Time too get baanneddd. It's time to dive in... It's time to lure out and crack bitch nothin.

>>736723407
Those dolphins took our jobs! How much do they get payed, and who pays them?

>>736725168
Wound packing? That did NOT look like wound packing.

>>736723001
Quartering that damn nigger !! Now the teens will see this and there will be more junkies! ... damn nigger! Always expanding decadence, is the only thing they know how to do.

>>736724400
>Where do dolphins live?
IN DA WATA!

>>736724996
Who is she, Doctor?

>>736722511
mammals are fucking OP

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>>736723001
what the fuck are you talking about idiots? Guy is the best. Fucking magical.

>>736725330
ok its ramen

>>736722810
good man

>>736724408
Methane

>>736723001
>nigger Gandalf

>>736723001
saw that gaint jelly fish trick in person, its like a mythical creture

>>736724996
Have you got the one where she shows her penis?

>>736723327
>White male privilege

>>736723407
cyborg vs thor

>>736724214
the smile at the end is kinda cute

>>736725999
Checked and kek'd.

>>736722349
>WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Oh no, it's retarded

>>736724496
Agreed

>>736724473
>/b/ gets a bath

>>736722349
Best webm ever

>>736724260
>nigger "culture"

>>736726299
>>736726066
"how its made" is like porn to me

>>736722678
>that bulge
Think he stuffs?

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>>736722463
Throwing nerve gas on a river to kill sharks its very cruel.

>>736724313
Everything

>>736726417
comfy

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I realize this probly isn't right thread for this but I need advice.
>be me 20
>go into work at summer job this afternoon
>cute co-worker is there
>make cute small talk say heys
>"hehe I wrote my number down btw hoping others would follow suite
>only two other ppl work here throughout week
> wearing bikini 10/10 body and acting nicer / flirtier than usual
>am I retarded and missing the most obvious signs here?
>does she want me to text her and is making first move or am I reading to far into this
>also had a class with her in high school many years back we sat next to each other but idk if she recognizes me

>>736725202
This seems like a very bad idea.

>>736725266
good bait or retard?

>>736724165
So... this is the new style?

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Kid friendly thread

Everything here has to be funny, kid friendly stuff

>>736723407
Damn that's not a trap it's an ambush

>>736725202
Sometimes one must commiserate with feminists

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>>736724165
>>736723921
>>736724313

>>736724260
BRAAAAAAP

>>736725266
I... I didn't mean to...

>>736724581
>In rivers and lakes.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to...

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>>736726837
ever wonder why birds struggle to pull worms from holes?

his eyes gonna water

>>736724473
>FREE HEALTHCARE IS COMMUNISM YA HEAR ME

>>736724593
Eyy I love giantwaffle

>>736725202
a lot in uflash tv/

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>>736725784
the .50 won

>>736727795
know a guy who has one of these but as a leg. Pretty cool

>>736727064
>DAMN YOU WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

>>736723001
Fucking smokey ass nigger. I wish I could lynch him.

>>736727890
that's just cruel to give a guy a robot arm as a leg. why not just give him a robotic leg?

>>736722349
OH BOY IS IT SUMMER ALREADY

>>736724165
Guess Hancock is back to his old ways

>>736723879
North American Fidget Spinner

not yet accepted for AKC

>>736722810

melted my heart

>>736722349
good puppy

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>>736724314

>>736723954
OMFG who thought he was sniffing her chair?!
he's obviously getting ready after prayer call to face east and splode some infidels.

>>736726666
She only want to ruin your life,take your money, kill your family, get away from her asap.

>>736724314
What is that?

>>736723091
fucking hell that's awesome

https://www.youtube.com/user/Lisandro19810513/discussion

26 mar. 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khKzPglLMOE


26 mar. 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWYjsRNAihs

4 ene. 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etl6-BBfT1A

23 ene. 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Th3tQIWGY


30 mar. 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XncTPhlIZgI

>>736722349
this kills the dog

>>736724593
is that lirik ffs

>>736727406
That looks like my ass after some taco bell bullshit.

>>736727406
my arsehole after a curry

>>736722810
>weak parents raising weaker children

>>736727406
Would be awesome to see what happens if you put someone in front of it.

>>736726415
no? wear no pants and similar pants... unless you have a microdick, it will bulge..

>>736729113
HEAT. stream of hot molten copper is shot into the cabin burning its victims and setting anything flammable on fire.

>>736726837
Why

>>736723001
6/10
Needs an mlg edit.

>>736724314
>Moms spaghetti

>>736724473
>blurs out crotch

>>736729405

What the fuck did he expect, he went for his belt behind the back where the officer couldn't see then drew out quickly. Of fucking course he's going to get shot...

The police have done a lot of bad shit but that was fully justified.

>>736729651
Hell, the fact that the cop didn't shoot as soon as his hand went back there shows remarkable restraint.

>>736722511
Lil ninja bastard.

>>736723879
Looks like an Australian Shepherd.
I have two.

>>736725202
I would fuckin step on his dick, that is disgusting and I'm a man

>>736726139
Underrated

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>>736724214
They're mammals that navigate through rivers and oceans in search of food. Brackish water doesn't affect them or dolphins.

>[Insult here]
Am I edgy enough, guys!?

>>736723676
r9k guy

>>736722511
SO CUTE !!!

MAMMALS FTW

>>736729305
shaped charge to create a lance than penetrates then a globule that produces rapid change in air pressure, destructive force is the air pressure not the temperature.

>>736729344
>volcano spews out more airborne pollutants every day than the whole of human civilization
>global warming is caused by humans

>>736722511

Shyamalan filmed that for sure

>>736727347
Bless the maker and his water!

>>736729344
We get tornadoes like this in Finland all the time.

>>736722678
I don't wish suicide on anyone in general, but if he has to ever take himself out, I hope he breaks his neck with his feet.

>>736724047
Shut the fuck up

>>736723327
Public Treadmill

>>736730150
Saucepls.avi

>>736730895

shhhhhhh, don't tell them >>>/sci/8976591
they'll be upset

>>736729438
Jewdacris dropping beats.

>>736730493
Jackass has gone too far.

>>736730895
But that's wrong you fucking idiot.
Volcanoes average 100-300 million tons of CO2 per year.
Humans average 30 billion(with a B) tons of CO2 per year.

A single coal-fired power plane produces 9 million tons per year, three times Mount Kilauea does, which has been in a constant state of eruption since 1983.

>>736729451
>filename

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>>736725293
no comment

>>736727870
anyone know what type? These prolly russian bought.

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>>736724314
>mfw

>>736731020

It's not a tornado, it's thunder in volcanic ash from an eruption.

>>736724260
Is this what dancing is now?

>>736729390
Fucking lost

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>>736731982

Finnish people are fucking retarded. Just ignore them.
pic related. an average finn.

>>736723294
Guess who's not getting laid tonight.

No. Besides me.

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>>736722810
i never knew my father

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>>736728822

>>736722810
Good Dad.

Fuck all of you cynics

>>736728717
any story on this one?

>>736731982
Have you ever been to Finland? Didn't think so! In Finland we call these tornadoes. Where do you think the term f1, f2, and f3 come from? Tornado category Finland 1. Faget.

>>736731117
Something with Cotton Candi. Don't remember anyone else

>>736732327
>OUTTA MY WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

>>736727408
Good!!!!!

>>736732432
His mixtape was just that fire, fam.

>>736726417
aww...they seem to be so flat when they sleep around on the streets

>>736727870
Turkish Air Force

>>736722349
why did he do this

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>>736732811

>>736732811
He's autistic, he'll grow up and start vaping.

>>736732445

Yrittäisit edes.

>>736724089
the other one is better with sound. Could watch these all day though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg

>>736730895
You have never been or seen China's air quality have you?

>>736728553
>And that was the last time we had a bring your pet to work day

>>736730369
A classic.

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>>736733333
checked

>>736724473
this how it is beeing WHITE

>>736722463
pure sodium?

>>736724165
should have let the man burn. natural selection

>>736724473
Fat fuck

>>736723083
>insecure as fuck

>>736723327
Too proud to give up and get on the right one.

>>736723001
Faggot level: Ultimate

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>>736722349

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>>736725202
maybe this is how he got married

>>736724214
i don't think you should've posted that gif of your mom here on facebook. we will ruing her life.

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>>736728241
reasons

>>736723407
Is that Chloe Moretz?

>>736732902
Story?

>>736724996
why does all the forever alone fags dream about spinning around with a girl? what kind of autist does that?

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>>736729113
>when the US needs a weapon to attack our carboard living room Forts

>>736725695
I remember those days.

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>>736727043
>Millingmachine.webm

It's a cnc lathe.

>>736733738
rape

>>736726837
>whatcouldpossiblygowrong.webm

>>736727048
that's what your dad said.

>>736726837
WTF, that is painful to watch.

>>736725072
tenia?aka tape worm?

>>736734332

fuck off newfag

>>736730258
"Days with no workplace Accidents : 0"

>>736724214
sauce?

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>>736733449
>Filename

>>736734056
>they're firing rockets at empty cardboard boxes

>>736727890
can it tie his laces?