ITT: We all move in together

Right, these towels are mine. No one use my towels.

Why are you eating your own cum?

Fuckin faggot?

>>736714755
we ran out of towels 2 weeks ago i've been using cumrags

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>>736714694
I'll cover the cooking

Mines the penthouse. Stay downstairs faggots

>>736714820
whats for dinner?

Who ate my tendies!?!

How many good boy points do I get for taking out the trash?

>>736714855
wait i see what you did there, it is a one plane apparment after all

*plays acoustic guitar in corner of the living room*

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who wants da butthurt

>>736715018
Shut up hippie, get a job

>>736715018
GTFO CUNT

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>>736715018
*join in and sings wonderwall*

>>736714861
Not sure yet, what's in the fridge?

>>736714694
Can one of you faggots watch me jerk off? I can't cum if noones watching.

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Chad here , where do I put my weights , protein powder, crate of bananas and live chickens that I strangle,kill and cook each night for fresh gains.

No one go in the garage im killing myself, btw my will is "the first person to get a gf will get my cocaine storage and exactly 3.56 yards of fertile soil in southern switzerland"

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>>736715217
>>736715018
*sends faggots to gulag*

>>736715268
What fridge?

>>736714813
How the fuck did we run out of fucking towels?

>>736715306
I am blind but i can start feeling your forehead if i really have to

>>736715268
crack,speed and weed

>>736715400

We put alot of ice in the car trunk, kinda like a fridge i guess, as for the chickens, put them in the cupboard theres termite holes in it so they can breathe

Shitter's clogged.

>>736715456
i cam on all of them

>>736715400
sniffs intensively powwder

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Guys where can I put this photo of my Nana. I love her lots .

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>>736715537
WHO DA FUCK DID THIS

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>>736715561
Dammit Bill.

>>736715584
in the dungeon next to he decomposing corpse

Who left this body here in the bathroom?

>>736715437

Stalin hitler is on the phone he says its time to kill the polish, he's also saying you should kill the jews in the bolshevik party as part of your purge

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>>736715656
shhhhhhhhh

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You bois don't mind if I walk around in sweat pants and my fat dick with no briefs under. Sometimes you just got to let the boys breath, ya feel me

>>736715690

Some porto rican guy came and took his liver. Idk where he is tbh.

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>>736715704
zay are en ze route

>>736715852
GOD DAMMIT PABLO

>>736715830

Become a trap and we have a deal

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>>736715517
>>736715445
I got this, gonna make some sausig

ANNOUNCEMENT

If you're jewish get out

The gestapo are coming and i dont want to be auchvitzed

Thank you

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Come to my room for a bit of this

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anyone willing to let a civilized negro move in?

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ok faggots which of you are going to fuck my faggot ass first huh ? no jews though

My cum smells funny

>>736716001
>sausig
hahaha
you cant even say sausege properly. btw spare a dime?

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Can you guys keep it down, I'm trying to talk to my mom.
*yeah mom.....it's been great ....lots of cool guys here...how's dad?....haha oh he's fishing again...*

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whose is this

>>736715063
I have two jobs I'll have you know ~

>>736715097
What makes you thing I want to go? ~

>>736715217
Thank you anon for your time ~

>>736715437
Do it after my song that rhymes ~

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>>736716399
Tell your mum im gonna pick my 'pearl necklace' up later

Guys, where do the swastika flags go?

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LAN Party faggots

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>>736714694

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>>736716558
EVERYWHERE

>>736716588
what we playing faggit?

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who bought all this

>>736716513
shut up faggot

>>736716513
>I have two jobs I'll have you know

Yeah, but sucking dicks and taking it up the ass are not much of a career

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Guys, group pic!

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>>736716680
my bad g, i forgot you was a vegan trap faggot

We need some QT3.14 trapu's so this isn't a gay sausage fest

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>>736716678
Here's your controller bro

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just gonna leave this flag here, no one move it

>>736716859
but ZAY ARE EVERYWERER

>>736716859
mfw the Nazi flag becomes a symbol of resistance against oppression and covert tyranny.
mfw Nazi's begin to be revered as saints
mfw people start saying they were just beating us all to the punch-line in WW2

>>736716859
Dude, another one? The walls are covered already

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>doorbell ringing

>>736717032
We're getting v& this is it!

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*decorates the living room and hallways with HUGE Lulu posters*


Check it out guys, I found these laying around! She's BEST girl

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if any one wants some MANPADs hit me up.
DO NOT open my door, however.

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>>736717032
WHO DAT

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>>736717122
You better take that shit down and put the swastikas back anon you flaming faggot

>>736717241
HEAR HEAR

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>>736715631

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>>736717032

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>>736717241
why not both?

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>>736717138
well hello sir, its the gestapo. may i come in to ask some questions?

>>736717421
of couse sir, jews are kept just down the hall and to the right

>>736717421
yes come inside please, are you here for goldberg? Hes in his room doing his finances like usual

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>>736717241
We need more flags.

Captcha: Frei calle

>>736717421
you may and take this >>736717351
faggot with you

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im bringing my pet in for the night, dont drop your wallets

>>736717421
Guten Abend Offizier. Bitte komm herein.

>>736717582
Agreed

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>>736716352
Gotcha

>>736717675
SLAM THE BANHAMMER ON THIS JEWCUNT

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>>736717551
Don't mind if I do.

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Don't you fucking normies dare come near my pillow fort

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>>736717804
dont you xeno scum come near MY pillow fort

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>>736717491
>>736717484
>>736717679
i take this scum with me, guten abend meine herren. der führer dankt für ihre kooperation. HEIL HITLER

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keep the car OFF my lawn

>>736717849
Danke schoen mein bruder

>>736717551
>Showing face
>Only needs her beloved flag
>Beatiful, well-kept hair
>Flag silky and yet crisp

>>736717798
>Coward hiding face
>Wrinkled flag
>Ashamed of body
>Dirty hippie rat nest hair

I think we can see which one belongs here.

>>736718005
the second one

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>>736717798

so on a scale of one to mick jager, how much coke can you lads snort?

>>736717849
Zwei weitere für dich Offizier. >>736718051>>736717798

>>736718176
I'm gonna pull a Chris Farley, line it up mah nigga.

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>>736718176
lindsey lohan

>>736718178
why call the officer when we have our own gas chambers? hurry up and throw the antifa scum in there mien Bruder in Armen?

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which one of you weebs brought this nigger into the house?

>>736718315
ACH SCHEISSE ICH HAB DAS VERGESSEN, WURF SIE REIN DIE ARSCHLOCHE

>>736718302
>>736718215
impressive

how much can you do down your dick hole?

>>736718315
Gas chamber is full of stoners and cripples, Hans and Christoph are working on emptying it right now.

Rather call the officer back now because this antifa kind of smells like shit and I don't want it seeping into our furnishings. Or you could shoot her in the street, you choice, but I'm not dealing with the body.

>>736718409
She;s gonna be scrubbing floors anon, don't worry.

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>>736718468
lets make it fun eh?
pick one

>>736718463
as much as strutter can pull through his FUCKING EAR HOLE

>>736714767
its nohomo if its your own cum you tardigrade

>>736718595
See if she can fit the 2k inside of her.

>>736714694
>buy a couple bottle of chlorine bleech
>equal parts ammonia windex
>bring them to the furnace room
>?
>profit

>>736718595
voting for da GRAND SLAMMMMMM

>>736718678
nah mate thats for pussy. try nail polish and hair bleach

>>736718667
>>736718706
lets try for both then lads

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>>736715268
a few of these

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>>736718678
or we could just deliver it to the local furry convention like this legend persuaded a cuck to do

>>736718815
That sediment fluctuation is interesting

>>736718765
yes please

>>736718956
she will have a ....explosive orgasm

>>736715866
Hah un colocataire français

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We received reports of a missing girl being sighted here.

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>>736719076
so will i ;)

>>736714694
HEY IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'M GONNA BE SHITTING ON THE ROOF UNCONTROLLABLY.

>>736719150
SCATTER

>>736719102
je non comprende

>>736719150
There's an insane man shitting on our roof, he kidnapped her and has been holding us hostage with his ass!

>>736719150
GET OUTTA MY ROOM WE'RE PLAYING MINECRAFT

>>736717032
Fuck fuck I need to magnet my PC fuck abort ABORT HELP im jumping
*break windows*

Guys I installed a new doorbell.

It goes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

h-help me...

i'm locked *cough* in t-the basement...

>>736719366
QUIET DOWN THERE

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>>736719254
dont worry i sorted it

>>736719150
which on..... never heard of her

>>736719346
I AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>736719408
should i abort the strafe run then?

>>736719485
nah drop it we gotta make sure hes a fucking mess

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What the hell?

Who is responsible for all these Pepe memes?!

>>736719568
nice. one 50mm shell coming up

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>>736719607
got some back up just incase theres at least a particle left of him FEUER FREI

>>736715217
There's always that one guy singing wonderwall

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>>736719573
They're comfy, leave them be.

>>736719735
and hes usually got a cock jammed far up in his colon area

>>736716423
No girls allowed here....WHO LET HER IN GOD DAMNIT JIMMY WAS IT YOU

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>>736719748
I wonder if I ever start liking this fucking frog. It's nether funny nor amusing.

>>736719821
that rule apply to dead girls?

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>>736719150
i dindu nuffin! don't make us start another BLACK LIVES MATTER riot

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>>736719725
lets wipe out the whole block

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>>736717032
OPEN THE MICROWAVE!

>>736719873
dindu yourself a kill cunt

>>736719841
It's not the frog himself, it's what he symbolizes to people - which is different to everyone.

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>>736719999
CHECKED
y not just the whole fukken city

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>>736720156
it symbolizes a crying, hopeless but still conceited loser that is not funny at all, even ironically.

>>736716680

nice GF anon

you should probably double his dosage of female hormones

and change his wig too

Please refrain from putting spy cameras in the few women's bathrooms we have...we can see the flashing light you're not sneaky.

Sup niggers,I'm just gonna move my shit into the kitchen and settle in on the couch. Someone got some weed?

>>736720914
into the gas chambers with you
>weeds for untermensch, cokes for ubermensch

>>736720970
Gas chambers are fake anon

>>736721027
ours aren't

>>736714694
Okay, who did shit in the shower?