Morning /b/

You must own a fedora

Probably haven't had a shower for 5 fucking weeks.


I love it

>>736699805
I saw your post last night.
Morning bro. I just had some raisin bran crunch currently watching some game of thrones.

>>736700162
no fedoras. no m'ladys
>>736700250
showered yesterday Lol. its hella early and i havent done anything yet today

>>736700346
both, are fucking badass. so ready for the new season. filling my time with vidya and random shows on netflix currently. most recent one is Turn by AMC, now that i think about it, i need to catch up on fear the walking dead, forgot they started up again.

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>>736700346

I wanna feast on the dirt that accumulates on the hairs of your ass and lube your man-pussy with lard fat and fuck the shit outta you 10/10

>>736700458
beast my nigga. i havent ate anything yet. thinking about some sausage with eggs and a baked potato + 2 tortillas.

>>736699805
julian?

>>736700458
What time is it? In my country 7:25 pm.

>>736700413
I recently started playing Kotor the star wars rpg kinda game. Its fucking difficult to jump into. Suprisingly I play it on my tablet. I need to record turn on the Dvr.

>>736700564
9:30AM east coast USA

>>736700525
>>736700564
Its 8:30 am here.
I dont like cooked eggs so I just drink them. It sounds gross but really its not.

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hey

You know the rules. Tits or GTFO.

>>736700686
Lol that does sound pretttty bad, but i havent tried that yet. not sure if i will though haha. ied rather make deviled eggs maybe? :o im picky.
>>736700539
nope. Lol

not sure if i want to play pubg or FF14 this morning.

>waiting on the courthouse to call me back to let me know if i need to show up for jury duty...

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>>736700782

>>736700835
State your business.

>>736700814
Ohh shit have you heard the testimonials and whatever yet? What happened?

>>736700686
Maritime canada?

I'm willing to bet you suffer from either depression, autism or both.

>>736700872
wanting to enjoy the common life of /b/ and show titties for those who are male chubby chasers, and also request any femanons to post tits. its almost my birthday. 26th.
>>736700918
Nah i actually missed it on the 20th of june. though i sent in a paper outlining why i shouldnt be picked...... they never sent anything back..

>>736700919
Iowa
Its lonely out here.
We got lots of corn and beans though :3

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helluuuu fat bitch

>>736700973
none actually. im a pretty happy guy. i try to always smile and keep myself positive, i mean why the fuck be on this world if you are literally always in a bad mood, bitching about something, never liking or wanting anything. just an all around asshole? how much fun can you actually have being that? those kind of people, i often stay away from lol, i dont need that negativity in my life. i only got one bro, and ill be damned if ima have some uptight insecure little shit ruin it for me.

>>736700413
I'm watching Berlin Station. Anybody else watching Berlin Station?

>>736700919
Oh right, I'm thinking backwards. Coffee hasn't kicked in just yet

>>736699805
Is that a Final Fantasy XIV flag? What server are you on?

>>736699805
morning you hairy fat fuck.

>>736701163
yes it is anon, Excalibur. WHM main. you got Stormblood? how do you like it so far??
>>736701148
im merica so i cant sorry, i really dont know what that is either.

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>>736701220
hi, and hi.

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>>736700814
I went to jury duty once hoping to be a part of some bad ass murder trial but got kicked out in the first group

good morning fat fuck who eats mcdonald's everyday

>>736701283
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>736701230
>im merica so i cant sorry, i really dont know what that is either.

Berlin Station is a TV spy series. I'm in murrica, too.

>>736699805
Is that you neet jesus?
Did you come back here and just decided on "fuck it" and found your own things to do instead of initiating the apocalypse?

>>736699805
tell us a bit about that calendar with mating pandas in it. do you like pandas? do you identify as one?

and... are you completely naked as it seems?

>>736701230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEU7dI9IPJc

>>736701255
witnessed

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>>736701374
Yes my son, come. Spread thy chicks so that i may enter.
>>736701362
>berlin
sounded like something from the UK, my bad. i dont watch normal TV, dont even own one.

>>736701402
nope, only half nekky. i have boxers on. panda calender is from 2012, ive decided to keep it due to the pandas getting hella deep on it. got it from a chinese buffet Lol.
>>736701419
<3

glad that guy isnt in here this morning posting those pictures of some guy photo shopped onto many different things with shit next to him. lol fuck what is wrong with people.

>>736701441
I don't have any chicks though, I don't even have a hen.
I can make room on one of the chairs I use to store my shit on though, if you want to enter and have a seat.

>>736701626
Lol well typo'd like a moron meant for you to spread dat ass. ima get deep

>>736701255
Checked

>>736701441
I own one, but it's just hooked up as a computer monitor over HDMI cable. If you have Internet, you have every series from every channel if only you have the courage to reach out and take them, my son.

>>736701255
Checked

I want to eat your ass.

>>736701985
feast on it anon lol
>>736701701
>>736701977
<3
checked aswell
>>736701740
i try to watch them, i have a shit website i go to, full of massive ads.

>>736701674
Nah man, I've got a rule about letting demigods into my ass, they only get in there if they don't assume they have a right for it.

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>>736702107
ill just take it from you by force >:3

>>736701255
Questions
Do you have a job?
Do you have a wife/girlfriend?
What do you do on the computer all day?

>>736702176
Typical Abrahamic god people for you, they just take and take, expecting you to spread the other cheek.
I say thee no, ye may not enter the demesne of my ass.

>>736702239
Yes. i work at an answering service, 3rd shift.
Yes GF.
Play vidya, lurk /b/, shitpost in discords and Stream

>>736702299
checked
>and surprise buttsex cant be stopped, even with doubles anon.

>>736702373
It's not a surprise though, he came at me and asked.
That means I have ample time to shut the gates of my ass and bar him from entering.

>>736699805
I am gay, I look a lot like you and think you are really cute.

>>736702552
>instant roofie
in time anon, i will have whats mine.

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>>736702619
thanks anon.

>>736702629
Dang it, this is like losing my virginity all over again.

>>736702862
Lolol
fuck its boring on /b/ this morning.

>>736702934
I dunno man, so far I've had breakfast, two cups of coffee and I've had to try to rebuff neet jesus from my ass.
Pretty eventful if you ask me and I'm not even through my first joint.

>>736703064
Lol im not gonna take ure man flower, dont worry anon, i like wemoenz. grillz, titty monsters with REAL vaginas.

>>736703418
Aw man, so I've been doing all of this preparatory lubing up for nothing.
Huh, well I guess I can go slide down hills or something.

>>736703518
Lol. mud slide time, could always run backwards through a corn field :o

time for some PUBG. ill keep the thread alive if i can.

>>736700814
Pubg is always good, they need to add those new maps though. The urban one is going to awesome

>>736699805
Show dick

>>736703603
PUBG?

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>>736699805
>Morning /b/
Yes...yes, it still is. For now. You win this round OP, but you're still a faggot, and I've got my eyes on you.

you are a fat and hairy motherfucker

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>>736703614
bro, and the new fucking atmospheres are gonna be awesome too. i really want the fog one with no rain. thats gonna be hot, or the evening one! fuck yes.
>>736703731
cant bro, too many RL friends lurk.>>736703737
Playeruknowns Battlegrounds

>will be streaming twitch tv / desanex
>>736703816
<3 keep ure eyes on me big boy, i need spankins from time to time for being naughty.

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>>736703840
ty! i love it <3

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>>736703922
What scared of your friends seeing your dick? Is it that small?

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>>736700564
>In my country 7:25 pm
Euro cuck detected.
Mfw my country has 1 time zone

>>736704075
no, its just fucking weird because i talk to them regularly Lol. i mean, i think its small, 5 inchs average, but alittle thicker than normal
>may not hit the back of a tuna can, but i sure will fill it out.

your dick is 1 centimeter right you fat fuck

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>>736699805

I remember you

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>>736704132
These penis dimensions would do the opposite of what you stated to a tuna can.

>>736704205
Ty anon, i had previously lost this picture due to a new PC

>>736704252
Lol. just sayin, im not a fucking pringles can. but i can still do some damage to the sides ;)

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Have you graduated from wizard school yet, porky?

>>736704295
Only niggers buy tuna in a can anymore.
Pouch tuna #1 no drain no mess

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>>736704272

I'm actually surprised I still have it.

>>736701255
Bro your hair is great just loose weight and you're a solid 8/10
I know it's easy to say but don't waste your youth being the fat guy. Friendly reminder, no offence.

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>>736704731
im on my way bro, 15 pounds down already. i got this!
>>736704499
Lmao. i dont mind either really.
>>736704461
Yes.

>>736705060
Great good luck and keep your long hair.

>>736700250
Literally just showered for no reason.

Longest I went without one was 2 days while power was out

Kys

How long did it take for the hair to grow that much?

>>736705195
>>736705299
Lol
>>736706188
its been growing since 2004. needs to be trimmed though.