REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Fuck no I wont

Where do I find you if I don't?

>>736695934
plz

>>736695934
sure

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>>736695934
Can I have a boyfriend instead?

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>>736695934
try my luck

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>>736695934

>>736696045
Yeah fam just trade it in, better looking models cost extra though.

MY MOM WON'T DIE >>736682450
AND I WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND????
THANKS 4CHAN!!!

Ok sure

>>736695934
reply

>>736696094
dubs and you fortune gets reversed!
(Risk)

Sure why not

Will my wife find out?

>>736696094
Kek

>>736695934
Kek pls

thank youuu

>>736695934
I dont know why.. but i believe you.

pls

Hmm

Well fuck no, today I will be at a party with lots of crazy chicks. Don't mind a little adventure, but fucking hell, no girlfriend from that social circle, no thanks!

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>>736695934

>>736695934
okay

guess I won't be needing this rope

>>736695934
Yeet

>>736695934
this better be for real

>>736695934
believe!

>>736695934
Sad

Pfft

Okay

>>736695934
As long as it's not (another) one that makes me unhappy.

>>736695934
Bet

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Okaayyy

>>736695934
I already tried it

yeah good luck with that one

Girl friend Meow !

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ive done this 3 times already and nothing happened. fuck you

>>736695934
I once replied to this thread and nothing happened. Fuck you. Its last time i reply.

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>>736695934

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dont worry guys i got u covered now u wont be cursed :)

>>736695934
plz lord kek

>>736695934
well, allright

I wont

>>736695934
I mean meme magic is real...

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>>736695934

>>736695934
please

>>736695934
No thank you.
How about something useful like a stapler or a cat ?

roll?

>>736695934
yes.

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>>736695934
X doubt

Come on then,it sorta worked last time..

And if I need boyfriend?

>>736695934
I dont belive in god

this time i can feel it. fuck gretel

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kek

>>736695934
:)

>>736695934
Can i have my ex from 2 years ago instead?

thx

Pls

>>736695934
This didn't even work last time

Might as well try

XD

beta thread

surely i wont

It'll be better than fucking my sister

Uh huh

>>736695934
What for?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498124778834.webm

well 5 seconds of my time for the remote possibility that a post on the internet has the power to vaffect causality seems fine i guess

>>736695934
i'm gay you newt

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I'm going to try just this one time.

Deadass?

I have given up hope. I will die alone and nö one will miss me.
With this conclusion I will find happiness in animus

>>736699036
Saved

>>736699061
Ur gay

>>736695934
Gonna need this today

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>>736699085
i will mis u anen

nobody look atently her nose, its a god like paint


R; she got a septum

>>736695934
pls

>>736695934
I'm getting close to it :))

>>736699229
Check em

Bf or gf, someone to care for

pls no bamboozle

please for the love of god i dont want to be lonely anymore

>>736695934
fuck already have one...

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>>736695934
Kys

Can I get my ex back now? Thanksus

>>736695934
Do I want the drama though?

>>736695934
No

Much doubt

>>736695934
hope so

>>736695934
ok

>>736695934
Anon, what's the story behind your pic?

wizard 4 life

Fuck i hope so

>>736695934
mmmmmmm

>>736695934
Moar damaged qts

Fuck it... got nothing to lose

>>736695934
I refuse to belive. But still...

Sure

Lies but fuck it

)^:

Boy can dream

>>736695934
lol im gay

>>736695984
>>736696015
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>>736696316
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>>736700455
^ Lol fucking retarded losers. No wonder you're single.

>>736695934
Why, thank you

>>736695934
Yes!

>>736697320
Thanks Carl

Never works, but still tryin'

>>736695934
I don't believe you but I am going out tomorrow night and stranger things have happened

Benis

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>>736695934

>>736697320
roll

>>736697320
black bby pls

Gg

ok thx

I ALWAYS FUCKING REPLY TO THESE THREAFS AND I STILL DONT HAVE A FUCKING GF
IS THIS B8 OR WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!?!?!?

>>736695934
thx

>>736697320
i want black bby som much please Carl

Hell yeah I will

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>>736697320
reroll

i generally prefer 2D

I'm pretty desperate, where's the harm?

please

I dont need no fucking post to get me a gf

Eh, why not I'm perpetually lonely

>>736695934
ok

finally!!!

>>736695934
fuck off mate, its not happening

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roll

Fuck you

>>736695934
^inb4 I believe OP

Are you Nigerian OP?

THE REAL JEWS ARE BLACK

Why not

>>736702301
Algerian, but close enough

>>736695934
Let's go i guess

Yeet

haHAA

>>7366959

>>736695934
im so alone

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Men wtf i become

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>>736695934
i trust u on this one

>>736702797
no you aren't
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_microbiota

Finally a fucking positive thread
Pls gf

This better work

>>736695934
Please 4chan gods

>>736695934
Fuck I know that photo is fake but still it makes me angry

>>736695934
Thots begone

>>736695934
Pls

What's it gonna hurt to try?

>>736695934
pls a qt one

no i wont

I'll always love her. She'll never love me.

I hope so

Exploiting people's sadness... I'll bite.

>>736695934
I really hope so

Fuck

fun

rollerino

>>736701253
topkek

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>>736695934
sure

>>736695934
yeah...i wish...

Dont fucking let me down anon

>>736695934
bullshit

>>736695934
hell nah

Sure

Never ever

>>736695934
replying and hoping

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>>736695934
>IMG_9029
Anon tell me about the girl.
I feel there is something behind that pic you took and I wanna know it.

>>736704911
She's my ex, You want most pics?

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>>736705467
ye

>>736695934
Kek

>>736705467
What happened to her on this pic?

Hoping again

>>736695934
not the last one I hope

ok sure

>>736695934
:thinkingemoji:

>>736695934
V

sure

thanks may kek bless u

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>>736705467
you better not try to bamboozle me anon, i'm counting on you

because you're op and not a random anon, right?

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Gonna trade her on the black market for a gun and shoot up a mcdonalds instead.

>>736695934
please

I hope nigga

>>736695934
ok

Traps included?

>>736695934
K

>>736695934
better not be lying to me

Why not?

>>736695934
ok

>>736695934
If dubs, it's gonna happen!

ok

K

>>736695934
plz

>>736700820
>>736701272
>>736701310
>>736701606
>>736701879
no black baby - only cock

pls

>>736695934
why not

Pls

>>736695934
pls

>>736695934
Can try I guess

better deliver OP

>>736695934
coming

>>736695934
Bullshit, but whatever

>>736695934
Fuck, sure

o-ok

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Ur a sick fuck anon

>>736695934
Lies

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Plz anon

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V

>>736695934
kek

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>>736695934
pray

>>736695934
qt gf plz

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Yee

dx

God i'm lonely.

I already do and lover her very much - but we both want to fuck another girl . (same girl)
so let's see if this works...

Please i am extremely lonely

>>736695934
If this works, I will be geuninly suprised.

Here goes nothing

Am I allowed to pick said girlfriend?

That'd be great. Please

>>736695934
k

>>736695934
fuck

>>736695934
sure

>>736695934
Replying from loneliness

>>736695934
Finally

finally oh god

>>736695934
cool

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>>736695934
the way you're forcing this is really gay, it's a no from me darling.

fuck off ill never get one

Lol okay

>>736695934
Why the hell not,

>>736695934
This won't work, but I'll give it a try

>>736695934
doubt

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>>736695934
Yes plz

Yes please

how will that even work ? will i just wake up next to a girl?

>>736695934

rollen

>>736695934
I doubt it.

>>736695934
(^: just in case

H-help me

>>736695934
PLEASE HANNAH OR CATHERINE REEEE

This post is a lie but I want to believe...

>>736695934
nut

ok

>>736695934
fk it, might aswell

>>736695934
gf please big tits prefered

>>736695934
Fuck it

>>736695934
ok

Alright then, let's do this

>>736695934
Let's hope my wife doesn't find out!

>>736695934
Pls, i need one

sad

>>736695934
Help

>>736695934
cool thx

Ok

>>736695934
K

Please

>>736695934
Pls be qt girl that works at Casey's

K

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>>736695934

Please

That'd be cool, thanks

>>736695934
yeah right

yebbbbboi

I fuckin wish

worth a try

Oh well plz halp me

When low-key you really wish this works but know it won't

worth a try

>>736695934
gimme gimme

Ok

>>736695934
that would be nice

>>736695934
Now how is that going to work out when I'm too depressed to return any interest girls have in me?

You sick fuck

>>736695934

ok

>>736695934
DUBS

Ok

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>>736695934
PLEASE GRANT ME A GF!