Red flags for women or men. >she owns a dildo the size of her foot

>>736694389
>he voted for Trump

>>736694634
>he or she voted for Trump.

let's not be gender-specific about that

>>736694688
Excellent point my good man.

What the fuck has this site become

>>736694774
How do you mean chap?

>>736694688
>he or she
Are you implying theirs only 2 genders

>>736694774
/b/ has just got to a place where they know gender assumption is bad manners, it's a good thing.

>>736694389
Anon likes Nickelback

keeps a fake tan and regularly fucks niggers

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>>736694389
about the same size as mine just uncut

>>736694843
Super duper faggy...

She starts talking about how she loves kids on the first date.

>>736694389
She compared anything to her feet, might just be something for me

Footfag reporting in.


My redflags:
>dumb
>not trustworthy
>can't speak english for shit but keeps trying (please stop mom)
>far right or far left
>conspiritard


The last two are basically the same as dumb but an especially severe kind

>>736694389
>Talks about how great the new ghostbusters movie was and calls people bigots for not seeing it.

>>736694843
Dude wat

>>736695284
Sorry forgot Feminist

>>736694389
Wha'ts the problem here? The length of ones foot should be roughly the size of the penis, if you include the underside of the balls.

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>>736694832

>>736694389
her penis isn't feminine

>>736694832
This is a red flag

>she has a cock and much bigger than yours
>he is too fat

Im bi btw

>>736694389
Well I own a dick the size of her foot, so it doesn't matter, right?

>>736694389
from day 1
>feminist
>text/chex phone on date
>can't take joke

>>736694389
>or men
>he owns a dildo the size of his foot
nigger i own one the size of a horse, doesnt make a difference as a guy

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If she is crazy and voted for anyone but Trump or didn't vote. Or she thinks MSM is real news. Depending how hot she is she gets hate fucked for a while till I get tired of it or find another. Never a serious intent unless she evolves.

Vid explains it all.

https://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

>>736694843
Red flag

>>736694389
That would be a BIG green flag.

>>736695298
>nobody is like this

>>736695337
Typical. You are confronted by someone you disagree with so you brusj them under the rug and pretend they don't exist before you know the first thing about them.

Pathetic.

>>736696386
Good memes dude

>>736694688
If a woman vote for Trump, she loves rough anal.

snowflakes trying to be funny are so cute

>>736696922
>>736694843
>>736694770
>>736694688
>>736694634
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD
YOU DEGENERATE PIECES OF SHIT
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>736694389
>she has a boyfriend but still wants to fuck you
>fat
>has no job
>likes horses
>doesn't want to fuck within 3 dates
>uses the word ''cat-sup'' instead of ketchup
>interested in post modernism/neo-feminism
>has fucked a black guy before
>has been married before
>has a kid
>doesn't shave legs
>doesn't put on makeup
>talks about her ex a lot
>tattoos on her hands
>has emotional issues with her father
>doesn't even lift

>>736697108
which snowflakes are trying to be funny?

>>736697289
if you need to ask...

>>736697231
I dont mind the "doesnt put on makeup"
in fact I kind alike that

everything else was spot on, a single 1 of those and its a no go

>Bad relationship with parents
>feminist
>tramp stamp
>party too hard or want it too much
>drinks alot
>no job
>no intent of leaving parents' home if still there
>far left or right
>too much guy friends
>can't get along with my family
>post too much pics online
>is in many social networks

>>736697018
Or she doesn't know a single thing about politics, policy, or basically anything like all other Trump Loyalists

>>736694389
This has to be bait some how....

>>736694774
I agree with you anon, this is something that is normal on /b/.

>>736694832
>Muh soginy

>>736697705
>>party too hard or want it too much
faggot detected

>>736694389
For men or women:
>Cheerleader
>Listens to a lot of Taylor Swift
>Is an SJW
>Gets a little too friendly with other people
>Watches my little pony
>Won't shut up about being an atheist
>Is in a frat or sorority
>Looks basic
>Acts basic
>Is basic

>>736694832
There is*

>>736695120
This. If a man or woman wants kids at all, I think you're looking at a major red flag.

>>736697231
I love the fact that I'm half black and every woman I touch becomes untouchable to 4chaners. Also "doesn't want to fuck within 3 dates" if she fucks you, shes probably fucked other people within the same time. So enjoy being the 99th dick.

>>736697176
/pol/ pls

>>736698111
out

>>736697705
you actually want to be boring, don't you?

>>736698071
pfft... every woman is already untouchable to 4channers even if they havent touched any blacks

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>>736698148

>>736694389
If she has a positive relationship with her father, I want nothing to do with her

>>736697935
>faggot detected
If she parties too much she will do it without will. And while you are home she will be riding dick. Women are whores by nature and will show it given the chance.

>>736695284
>My redflags:
>>dumb
>>not trustworthy
we're talking women lad
what are you expecting

>>736697996
>basic
go back to facebook

>>736698265
no shit you get cucked with that attitude, Eugene. Jesus christ if you ever land an actual, 3D irl female I'd fuck YOU behind her back to even out the score.

>>736697231
>>736697705
Just got out of a bad relationship. The daddy issues one is 100% true. It sounds fun until you realize she's projecting all her daddy issues onto you. Fuck that shit.

She also started fucking me when she was in a long distance relationship. Kind of fucked myself over with that one to be honest. Meant she was basically fundamentally untrustworthy. AND she was still hung up over her ex (the one she was with when she started fucking me). I really should have been a wiser man and backed away a long, long time ago. Ah well. Hindsight's 20/20. Thankfully I stole some nudes of her and will probably release them once I know it won't bite me in the ass. But trust me /b/, you will see those nudes.

>>736698385
you know there is more to the world than just parties right ?

>>736698071
Fuck off nigger. Get back to the cotton field and start a pickin'

>>736698464
post the noodz now u nigger

>>736698379
You're on /b/. Nobody here likes basic bitches or "normies" as you call them.

>>736698385
Sorry, pseudo-chard but I'm married with a wonderful woman. She likes parties and drinks within the acceptable. People who party too much or drink too much usually have no projection for life. Me and wife have a stable company and a lot of money. This would not be achieved if we were teen-tier like you.

Our fun is travelling, talking, eating out and having sex. You will grow up too.

>>736698170
Life has more than drinks and parties, kiddo.

>>736698464
Yeah I know it. my ex was a girl who grew with no dad. I ended up needing to be like one for her. It's so fucking hard and stupid.

>>736698677
we like normal women, not the special snowflakes.

>>736698484
yes? and? I'm 41y/o and quit drinking some 14 years ago, but partying when young was good, real good, just like fishing with my dad was good, reading books was good, going to the fucking movies and sleeping in on weekends were good.

it's called being young, get with it or get the fuck over it already.

holy shit anon ffs don't actually make and effort to be more square than you have to.

>>736698071
Meh, I've only dated white girls and one asian and from my anecdotal experience just about every girl I've met who was into black guys was either all kinds of fucked up or on drugs

as for a girl putting out fast, I could give a fuck if she has fucked all of the guys in her life on the first date, literally don't give a shit, same with the bf thing, but she better DUMP the bf, not cheat on him, and she better at least seem like she has some standards, I want to be chosen because im good looking, not chosen simply because she's easy as fuck and any guy can fuck her

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>>736698541
lol triggered

>>736698774
Dude, nobody likes snowflakes, but there's clearly a difference between "normal" and so normal it's offensive. I'm talking cheerleaders, valley girls, etc.

>>736698857
You talk like a teen.

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>>736697935
>>736698265
>>736698385
>>736698735
>Judging other people for liking things you don't like

>>736698735
>I'm married with a wonderful woman
>Me and wife have a stable company and a lot of money
>teen-tier like you
>kiddo
>I so need validation from anonymous faggots on /b/ that I'll just flat out lie and come across like a parody of some conservative prick I wish I could be omg pls respond

(you)

>>736696969
>696969
Oh fug :D

>>736698677
>Nobody here likes basic bitches or "normies"
I do.

they're nice.

>>736695067
>>736695380
>>736695811
Welcome to 4chan where everyone has a 13in dick and fucks 50 chicks a week.

>>736698920
thank you, I'm really diverse like that. I takes an effort.

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>>736699028
don't fucking judge my judgement

>>736698912
I'd fuck the shit out of a cheerleader are you fucking high?

>>736699030
Just wanted to say you hit the nail on the head with this. I knew someone who talked like this and he was a walking stereotype of rednecks.

>>736699099
You know most girls don't have 13inch feet, right? Also, babydick detected. kek

>>736699076
I mean, you like what you like but they bore me to death.

>>736698735
>This would not be achieved if we were teen-tier like you.
>posts multiple replies on 4chan

So which is it?

>>736699030
I do not need validation. I only spoke, faggot. You liking it or not that's how it is. I may even be lying. So fuck off.

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>>736698893
you misspelled niggered, Jamal.

>>736699293
I'm running a company while shitposting. I'm not partying and riding dicks like you.

>>736699204
Fuck, maybe. Date? Fuck no. They're 90% likely to have daddy issues and cheat on you. I knew one in high school who may or may not have wanted me and she was an insufferable cunt. But maybe if I could tape her mouth shut and hit it from behind I'd go for it.

And I don't know, I might be.

>>736699152
Don't think I have that pic yet. Thanks man.

>>736699283
yeah but they... eh, smell nice.
>>736699300
sure kid
>>736699337
/pol/ pls

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>>736699283
>they bore me to death
>my fedora and I don't need those unintelligent swine who probably believe in religion and watch mainstream things like the sheeple they are

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>>736699364
>I'm running a company while shitposting

>>736694389
If she doesn't own a pair of high tops. I think everyone should own a pair of hightops.

>>736699099
Take it away Ryan

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>>736699300
>I don't need validation
>plz respond
>plz believe me
>plz

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>>736699418
YOU'RE WELCOME FAGGARTH

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>>736698541
It's like people on 4chan are trying too hard to be racist when i bet hes not even that lacist irl.

Calling black people niggers in certain situations is okay but you're trying too hard buddy

>>736699282
Just a regular dick, 5-6in does the job just fine. This site is a bunch of virgins and cucks trying to say they'll reject pussy. If she's decent looking then fuck her, if she has any of these red flags then wear a dick wrap and don't ring the bitch.

>>736695811
I own a foot the size of her dick

>>736699378
Jesus fuck, you sound like the biggest wizard on this site.
>They don't pay attention to me
>All cheerleaders must have daddy issues
>I'd only hit it from behind because they're all too disgusting and they all have big mouths
Maximum kek

>>736699558
You do know this site has normies on it, right? We're not all neckbeards here lol.

>normie since 2007
>inb4 normie and 2007, pick one

>>736699443
Aww, did I hurt your feelings? It's ok, one day your cheerleader crush will reward you for doing her math homework.

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>>736694389
>She's a redhead

>>736699076
I like basic bitches too. The other side of a snowflake is a mountain of insecurities. Basic bitches are easy to handle.

>>736699433
Hey, if you're into them, that's perfectly fine. Everybody's into different stuff. I just don't like them personally.

>>736697996
>basic bitch detected

>>736699734
i liek mudkipz

>>736699727
kek, so much anger

>>736698111
Unchecked trips
/b/ has gone to shit

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>>736699769
THEY
SMELL
NICE
DAMMIT

>>736699600
My not liking cheerleaders really seems to offend you. What's the matter, bby?

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>>736697231
>likes horses
explain

>>736699840
thnx4check /b/ro

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>>736694688
Me and my wife voted for Trump
Having said that, a bad sign is a girl who has to say they hate drama, because those are the girls who generally cause drama.
Also girls with danger color hair.

>>736699848
Nothing the matter at all? fucking kek, you da virgin here son.

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>>736699821

>>736699896
he thinks they fuck said horses, which disgust and turns him on simultaneously, once again proving he's a shut in turbo autist getting all his info from the chans.

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>>736694389
Me: What's your name?
Her: My name is ________
Me: That's a pretty name. I'm Edward.
Her: OhMyGod! Like in "Twilight"!
Me: Bye

>>736699899
>Me and my wife voted for Trump
I bet your wife's son voted Bernie, though.

>>736699913
It's ok, name calling will hide your tears. It's ok bby don't cry

>>736699204
Virgin detected

>>736700023
see:>>736699727 >>736699378

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>>736700081
lol your name is Edward

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>>736700097
alright cutie pie

>>736700097
>>736700135
cringe marathon

>>736700081
What kind of fucking downy name is Edward?

>>736699530
Get fuckt nigger

>>736700169
>irony

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>>736700087
Nah.
My little ones are all to Young to vote.
And I'm raising them to have personal responsibility.
Hopefully this whiny bitch fad will eventually fade away.

>>736700262
Fad*

>>736699896
Yeah I never understood this complaint, what exactly is wrong with liking horses?
My wife likes horses, and I like horses too, I really don't get why it's a red flag for some people.

>>736700169
>calling the kettle black

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>>736700237
get bent skrub

>>736700342
I kind of agree about the horses.
There's something not quite right about horse obsessed people.

>>736696386
You're literally a dipshit, I doubt you could even get a gf let alone turn any broad down for a red flag of any kind.

>>736700110
>>736700135
>>736700169
You niggers aren't even trying at this point. I'm getting bored. That's really the issue with these flame wars. We can keep throwing the same shit at each other or we can we agree to disagree. But you bitches won't do that so bye.

>>736700248
>>736700380
>damage control turbo supreme edition

>>736700390
Well that was rude

>>736694389
>she owns a dildo the size of her foot

Why would anyone be concerned about a woman having a solid smaller than her man's dick.

>>736700342
I think it's the horse clubs they generally belong too. Most of those girls are typically raised in the money and if you've ever met a horse girl, they hang with their own who seem a little stuck up. Obviously a stereotype, but I've seen it... + they have that overthetop obsession with cowboys which is annoying as fuck.

>>736700262
>My little ones
jesus fuck you really are trying

>>736697231
Spotted the virgin

>>736700548
>>736700550
kek, wat

>>736694634
Better than the cunt who actually sold uranium to Russia

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>>736700548
no u

>>736697231
What's wrong with post modernism? How is it related to feminism?

>>736700550
>implications are being had

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>>736700629
WHAT, WHAT?

>>736695439
HEY HEY HEYYY!

>>736700633
right, and killed a bunch of her aides personally whilst running a child prostitution ring out of a pizza shop and worshipping the devil with her spirit cooking and actually, really being an irl sulphuric demon from the bottom of the bottomless pit and shit and such and something something emails.

>>736700650
He's autistic anon, just leave him alone and he'll get tired.

>>736700678
>beings are having implications

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>>736700795
>>736700633
Here we go, every thread.

>can't wait until 2020

my red flags
>didnt vote trump
>didnt vote but reason isnt "they both suck"
>smokes (I just cant deal with it)
>cant change a tire or oil
>disagrees with bombing japan
>had sex with a nigger
>afraid of guns
>asks me to cum on her face

>>736700134
Yeah, I didn't get a badass name like you Cody

>>736700190
Are you really unfamiliar with the name "Edward"? Like Edward Snowden or Edward Norton? It's not in the top 100 names or anything but it's hardly an oddity.

>>736700861
You seem fun at parties

>>736700851
I think it's /pol/ doing this shit. Their cancer's spreading to /b/, which is already at least 50% cancer.

>>736700834
>are beings having implications?

>>736700993
im describing marriage material, not fuck material

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>>736700851

>>736700452
Well obsession of any kind is a bad sign in a person.
But as someone who gets along with horses I see it the opposite way, it's the people who are afraid of horses who are the real weirdos, kinda like people who are afraid of dogs.

>>736700580
I get that, stereotypes do exist for a reason. People that are born into horse owning families are more likely to be born with a silver spoon just cause its an expensive as fuck hobby.
But my wife and I weren't born rich and don't own any horses. It costs her $400 a month to co-board a horse and have a jumping lesson every week.

>>736700861
You just know this faggot asks all these questions on the first date.

DID YOU VOTE FOR TRUMP? WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE A BOMB DROPPING? don't you dare ask me to cum on your face you rancid swine.

>>736694389
But to be fair if you date anything with feet bigger than 6 inches are you really dating a girl?

>>736701146
eh, I know, just saying what the stereotype comes from. Those city girls too who ride horses and are all "omg i'm so country, I want a cowboy in my life forever, watch me square dance and wear this cowboy hat!" are just the fucking worst. Still, wouldn't stop me.

>calls herself a "sneakerfreak"

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>>736700851
I hope you'll vote him in again, you deserve it.

>>736701146
I mean, horses are fine, they're just tools for the job.

>>736700593
What
I guess it's awkward phrasing, but they're just kids.

>>736700937
>Yeah, I didn't get a badass name like you Cody
come on, man... my name ain't Cody.

I'm Brad.

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>>736701077
zomg ur liek so alpha

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>>736701315
not American and idgaf about that media circus. Didn't care for either candidate either tbh. Just shitty when it leaks into every thread that has nothing to do with it.

>>736701380
>awkward phrasing
not awkward, archaic. You deliberately try to sound like a 100y/o Amish priest or some shit.

>>736701433
lemme guess...

you're a radical centrist?

>>736701524
>you don't sound like what I'm used to so it's archaic
really?

>>736701433
Fuck off back to Sweden

>>736694389
>polisci major
>arts Major
>English Major
>Feminist
>BLM
>Black
>Thick Brimmed glasses
>Multi Colored hair
>"I shop only at whole foods"
>Weed man
>I have a lot of guy friends
>Fucked up teeth
>land whale
>Short hair
>excessive facial piercings
>Excessive tattoos on exposed body parts
>white guilt
>thinks muslims are peaceful
>Thinks Hillary was a good candidate.
>Demands universal health care, still on parents insurance

>>736701562
What? bro I don't even care kek

>>736700594
looking in a mirror again faggot?

>>736699896
I hate horses, that simple

>>736700650
Neo-feminism is an offset of post modern doctrine, Michel Foucault for example managed to influence a lot of french intellectuals which helped spread this cancer that has made the ideals of communism more palatable by removing economic class structure as the root of oppression and replaced it with subgroups, this has bled into feminism as well as the social justice campaigning, I despise everything that the cultural marx/post modernist movement stands for, it implies that every group that is not in a power structure is oppressed and there for requires direct action and protest in order to achieve equality, what ends up happening is semantics and power games for the ultimate goal of authoritarianism

I despise this as a philosophy and just politically I would never want to be with someone who is fundamentally supports this idea of victim hood

>>736701576
kek

>>736701572
no, you sound like someone trying to sound like someone you're not.

no one under 80, maybe 60 south of the mason-dixon, calls their children "my little ones".

it's unusual, because it's beyond old fashioned. It's obsolete, archaic.

you know this, anon.

>>736701790
>when you confuse Neo-feminism for feminist extremism
>definitely a virgin

>>736701735
>polisci major
damn Slavs, fuck 'em.

>>736701872
>I'm not him

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>>736701787
THEN SHUT THE SHIT UP REEEEEEEE

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>>736701790
>Neo-feminism is an offset of post modern doctrine, Michel Foucault for example managed to influence a lot of french intellectuals which helped spread this cancer that has made the ideals of communism more palatable by removing economic class structure as the root of oppression and replaced it with subgroups, this has bled into feminism as well as the social justice campaigning, I despise everything that the cultural marx/post modernist movement stands for, it implies that every group that is not in a power structure is oppressed and there for requires direct action and protest in order to achieve equality, what ends up happening is semantics and power games for the ultimate goal of authoritarianism
>I despise this as a philosophy and just politically I would never want to be with someone who is fundamentally supports this idea of victim hood

>>736694389
Takes regular selfies

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>>736701961
no u, keep that shit in /pol/ or relevant threads.

>>736701425
once you go overseas you realize getting laid isnt hard

>>736702019
>>736702019
Maximum fucking kek.

>thought the exact same thing reading it

>>736701927
>neither am I

WAT NAOW FAGGURTH

>>736702021
lol no u

>>736702120
wat

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>>736701524
>>736701572
>>736701872


That wasnt me by the way
Also. I don't generally talk that way
I'm in my 30s and slightly North of the line
Relax

>>736702036
>once you go overseas
I did get laid quite a bit when I visited America, that is true.

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>>736701902
>>736702019


whoa, sooo much same fag, you need some higher quality bait, break out the fat neckbeard memes you ugly creature

>>736694843
I hope you watch your children get raped.

>>736702225
kek wat, do you even IP?

>>736702162
lol
>>736702181
>Relax
I might do that... I just might do that, you know. It's a valid idea.

>>736702202
being a foreigner in any country makes it easy
i have to go to ukraine, germany, russia, and bulgaria for business every 3-4 months, so I get to make regular stops. ukraine is best, but german girls are the easiest, unless you want young ones, russia or bulgaria is good. it was never my cup but my mate was keen on it

>>736702225
>lol wut is time reference im such a newfart plox halp duuurrr
gtfo

>>736702252
I'm hope your children watch you get raped

>>736695649
fagget

>>736702376
idunno brah, I've travelled most of old Europe.. the Americas, the middle east and Asia, and aside from the obvious obstructions in strictly Muslim countries, getting laid was pretty much the same game all over.

.. though I gotta admit, being a 6,2 tall light skinned dark blonde gringo did have it's benefits in South America.

>>736694389
If she has a penis
Even if it's a feminine one.

>>736702670
lol faggot

>>736702617
change the dark blonde to red, and you're same as me
ive never been to S.America though
I had no game in UAE c.2011 though

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>>736694389
- messages her ex
- ex is her best friend
- most of her friends are males
- has tattoos, alcohol problems and likes clubbing a lot
- no value systems, no boundaries, overall unhealthy mind
- thinks masturbation is a sin (I met this kind of girls)
- "b-babe, give me my credit card, I am going shopping with the girls and also will head over my ex, but we are best friends now so nothing to worry about. What is trust anyway"
- hides her phone from you
- has a history of cheating
- extremely jealous while she low key sexts other guys

>>736699465
Well im honestly running a company while lurking. But my company sucks. And my relationship is shit and im lucky if i can keep the pathetic embarressing cucking down to twice a week.

>Needs nonstop constant reassurance
>Wants to meet your parents within the first month
>Has a nervous breakdown at every negative development no matter how easily fixable

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>>736703123
hm, I wonder if this guy was cucked by an ex.

>>736702941
oh man... visit Bolivia, Ecuador, Peru, they'd love you. My cousin is a red haired, red bearded viking of cartoonish proportions and they revered him like a demigod.

>>736697231
>doesn't want to fuck within 3 dates

can't stress how much this depends on the guy

>>736694389
What's wrong with that? Can't compete?

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>>736703171
bruh

>>736703274
I think... yeah, I think he was actually cucked by an ex.

>>736703123
Good points mostly. Related note, definitely keep finances separate so they can't suck you dry in case they're the type to do that.

>>736694389
>is a whore, if she had to do it for money its fine, what i dislike is the sluts
>looks disgusting, ugly or fat
>doesnt brush her teeth at least 3 times a day
>has children
>wants to fuck me when she is dating someone

That is basically it.

>>736703274
>>736703397


Not by an ex, but cheated on. And my recent dates were constantly doing the following :

But let me continue, dear cat.

- constantly comparing you to her ex
- talks about her ex a lot
- cries over the phone that she's still in love with her ex
- hangs out with guys a lot without telling you where's she at, later to find out she bangs other dudes
- is not polite to waiters

>>736703322
Hey, if it takes me there. Last time I was there I was in a car bombing and was put out for a few weeks, so I'm not keen on it.

>>736703481
>is not polite to waiters
What sort of cunts have you been dating anon?

>>736700861
>asking you to cum on her face

Hey ive never had a girl ask me to do that. Except once my whore ex baby mama got pissed at some party at her gay husband (hes actually gay in an open marriage) for burning her with cigerettes at a party and everyone laughing at her.(kek). She sent me all these drunk texts crying and wanting to suck my dick and cum all over her face to get back at him. I didnt cuz idk but shes a vile bitch anyway. Every other girl ive ever been with thinks thats degrading or something. Id love a chick how was into that

>>736703679
Mentally ill ones that would get so violent in the middle of the street (punching me, kicking me, slapping me) then leave me for some teenager.

I learned my mistake, never again.

>>736700861
>disagrees with bombing japan
That sounds very specific. What if someone from her family died in the bombing?

>>736703676
>Last time I was there I was in a car bombing and was put out for a few weeks
holy shit, bro... it must have changed since I went there last time, in '97.

they voted for trump or hillary

>>736703679
>is not polite to waiters

The girl im dating is nuts and talks shit really loud to waiters and all kinds of people for no reason. People she just thinks have an "attitude" who dont... she beat some older woman for no reason (the reason they got in a fight was because she kept calling her a cunt.. like my girl was the one calling the old woman a cunt for no reason) and THAT ended up getting my fucking poor mans luxury sedan keyed. Which the crazy bitch wouldnt even help me buff out. Im getting cuck life tattooed on my stomach like tupac this weekend

>>736703680
>degrading
That's exactly the reason why I don't want a wife that wants me to cum on her face. Because it is degrading, and I don't want to kiss someone whose face has been covered in jizz at one point. If it's a fetish, it's not good. If it's just a spur of the moment, talking sexy, then fine.
>>736703826
It was the 92 Argentina bombings.

>>736694832
And this is a red flag in itself

>>736703978
>It was the 92 Argentina bombings
ah, ok.

>>736694389
>Red flags for men with small dicks
>she owns a dildo the size of her foot

>>736703960
>Im getting cuck life tattooed on my stomach like tupac this weekend
Come on, surely that's a knuckle tat, it fits perfectly.

>>736701304
>sneaker freak

Idk what this is but i agree

>>736703960
why the fuck dont you just kys

>>736703123
>- messages her ex
>- ex is her best friend
>- most of her friends are males
>- has tattoos, alcohol problems and likes clubbing a lot
>- no value systems, no boundaries, overall unhealthy mind
>- has a history of cheating

My current gf actually has these problems. Not sure what to do because she's also a really nice girl. I wonder if age plays a role in how bad these things are. Or I'm just siking myself out but she's 35. She has issues, but so do I so I let most of these things slide.

>claims to not feel emotions as strongly as others/often speaks of themselves separately from "humanity"
>is mean to animals
>judges others for not having the same level of passion about a given thing, whether it be less or more than they feel.

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Biggest RED FLAG: She browses /b/

Also: Crazy Eyes.

>>736704237
Everybody has issues, but some issues are not acceptable, anon, why should I suffer (e.g. heartbroken cuz the bitch aint loyal)

>>736694389
Honestly? If she interested in me it's kindda of a red flag, have yet to meet a girl who likes me and doesn't have at least a few psychological problems.

>>736702438
I hope you and your children watch me get raped by you

>>>I love the fact that I'm half black

you lost all credibility right there

>>736704237
She is 35?

How much money you make? That's all old women care about. They arent going to trade a sureshot for something uncertain. Treat her like shit and she'll stay faithful.

>>736703960
Sounds like you're dating a barhead (Xanax abuser).

>>736704237
Im a femanon and I see nothing wrong with the first 3 points (or vise versa if you are female and are dating a man) and it seems like the problem is just that the person has no self respect/integrity and that makes the first things a problem.
For reference I really dislike all my exes and dont associate with them but my fiance hangs out with his ex girlfriend and other female friends often and I am not worried about it because we have established communication about our feelings on the subject and on how we would prefer to be dumped out of the blue or in an open relationship than be cheated on.

1. she is liberal/progressive/feminist

That's all. Because all of the red flags stem from that thing

>>736694634

>He voted for the winning/only sane candidate.

Lol, what an idiot!

>>736703960
This sort of... except for me its her being racist AF. Like, I might let the word nigger go every now and then in private. She has no problem yelling the shit in the middle of a mall. Dam near got me arrest the one time because she started shit with Tyrone and his white girlfriend, which of course turned into a 4 way yelling match in the middle of a diner. Long story short Tyrone tried to slap her and I broke a plate on his face, which then caused Tyrones white girlfriend to push me, to which my girlfriend responded by hitting her in the face with a plate too.

Needless to say we arent allowed back to that restaurant anymore and the cops werent overly happy. She really needs to calm the fuck down with the nigger and spic shit in public

>>736704237
if she is 35 and still likes clubbing just drop her. That girl is trash dude

>>736704138
I agree, plus it would take less time and prolly hurt less (got tattoos on both but need my knuckles covered up)

>>736704401
t-that.. that's hot

>>736704413
>I don't know how to link and quote
you lost all credibility right there, newfag.

>>736704430
>Im a femanon
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE RAAAAAAAAARGH BWAAARGH REEE REEER EERERERERE ERE ASFJKSJF ARIWHGWIRHSHFVFS VSDJAN NBFS

just wanted to be first

>>736704222
ATM I dont wanna an hero over an annoying girl cuz im in control of my emotions and are more rational than that. However, you got a good point.

>>736699896
Because if she's a horse girl you will at best be #3 in her life
>1.The Horse
>2.Daddies Money (See daddy issues above)
>3. Maybe one day you

>>736704417
Yeah, she's 35 bro. I'm 40, I do make a good living and I suspect that is pretty important to her bc she likes to bitch about how broke her exes were. her exes treated her like shit, and she cheated on them, so shouldn't I just continue treating her well?

>>736704430
Her friendship with her exes really bothers me, but what bothers me more is she's hinted at being okay with being in an open relationship rather than be cheated on or dumped out of the blue if either of us wants to fuck someone else. She's also bi and hints about bringing another chick into the picture. But I have no experience with either thing, or what to think about it.

We've been in a relationship going on 6 months and I'm just now beginning to see a lot of this stuff in her. She's a great girl, but I'm not sure if I should stick it out and see what happens or cut my losses and break it off before things get too serious...even though I think it already is for her.

>>736704955
Thanks I was holding my breath.
It is mildly related to my anecdote.


If someone asks for tits I have to go ask my fiance for permission

Not going to be a faggot that lists 500 things.
>acts like a Stacy
>has kids and hates them (reasoning being that they'll probably treat the kids like shit, I don't want that trash)
>isn't alive

>>736704237
I find myself in the same boat all the time. Einstein once said that if you really wanna be happy, base your life around a goal, NOT another person. I think that guy was pretty smart. Plus he was fucking his cousin so i think im gonna end up having better standards or be alone. Its hard to find a female that isnt fucking terrible in my social circle. What sucks is im in a lease with a whore right now and like living here plus she splits the bills and is responsible.. so idk.

>>736705210
She cheated on them because she was young enough to find another man. No well off man wants a 35 year old dog.

>>736705210
Well, either the trust is there or it isnt. Id just keep stressing to her that you are more monogamous but you just want her to be open with you on what she wants from the relationship. It is a little concerning that she's still going out drinking all the time at her age but I sit on my couch stoned out of my mind most days so who am I to judge.

Idk. I've been cheated on before so I know some times its hard not to worry.. but I guess you just have to accept that possibility in exchange for the two of you mutually respecting each others independence. If thats not what you both want you should figure that out and move on

>>736704418
No shes just a stupid bitch with anger issues and diagnoised multiple personality disorder. Huge tits too tho. Why the fuck am i alive

If she wants to go to the bar with her tits or ass hanging out almost every single night.

>>736705210
She tries to justify cheating, dude, that's not a good sign, the ideal response to being treated like shit is to dump them and only later having sex with new people.

>>736705247
keep your tits, show your fiance's feet instead.

>>736705440
We'll, the trust is there for now. We've had extensive conversations about monogamy so I think she understands where I'm coming from on that point. I think she's trying really hard to be open, which I can tell has been difficult in the past. But the drinking does concern me, just this past weekend she went out with one of her best friends who is a chick and got shitfaced then went tubing and she fell out and got dragged on the bottom of the river in the current and got all bruised and cut up. I'm not used to someone who drinks like that because I do not. Time will tell, but there are concerns. Like I said, she's a pretty great girl otherwise.

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>>736699899
Thanks for your votes

>>736705247
By all means...

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>>736706000
Checked

>>736698541
like fuckin' hell dude, this is just such an outdated racial slur. Seriously, what person, regardless of colour, has picked cotton by hand in the last 100 years.

So many more topical choices.

>>736705756
Ok hes in the shitter give me a minute
>>736705849
Well, even late in life she can still mature. Alcoholism is a nasty beast.. At a certain point I think people develop to where they need alcohol to reduce their inhibitions and make them "themselves".. idk. Does she have any emotional baggage? Maybe try to get her to smoke pot. Ha

Maybe the desire to stay with you will convince her to get her life in order. I wouldn't bet money on it but I don't know the lady

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>>736694389
Women with a feminine penis

>>736706216
>be me
>in Georgia
>35
>picked cotton by hand

>>736706216
Hi. I picked cotton. AL and GA. 52.

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>>736706309
>Ok hes in the shitter give me a minute
omg yes

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>>736694389
>Her keyboard doesn't have QWERTY on it
>She puts the salt on before the pepper
>Toilet paper roll facing the wall AKA the wrong way
>Puts on socks before pants
>Peels bananas from wrong end
>Can't speak one language while thinking in another
>Has both cats and dogs instead of choosing the obvious better choice
>Uses 3-pronged forks
>Prefers to walk on the left side of me

>>736706309
She has a lot of emotional baggage. I'm almost too much of a normie to suggest it but I have actually thought of getting her to smoke pot rather than drink and to possibly do that with her. She literally drinks a bottle of wine most nights after work to "relax". I feel like if I say anything about it, she'll get pissed off. But I have hinted at it. Do you think suggesting we smoke pot together would be a better alternative?

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sure is summer in here

>>736706962
Absolutely. I meam, people that have a history of substance abuse will likely just end up using pot as a crutch as well, but the side effects of it are notably better than alcohol. I'll take a chill, slightly less motivated stoner over a reckless unpredictable drunk any day. Therapy would also be a good suggestion but it's hard to tell someone to see a shrink without the person taking offense. Hopefully if you catch her where she's not cruisin for a boozin she will be receptive to this stuff. Seems like she has some redeeming qualities though so I hope she can sort her shit out.

>>736706905
>She puts the salt on before the pepper
bruh... everybody puts the salt on before the pepper, that's why it's referred to as "salt and pepper", salt comes first!

I suspect you for being weird on purpose, you actual weirdo.
>Toilet paper roll facing the wall AKA the wrong way
dude... the paper must face the wall, aesthetics, man. You're a strange fellow.
>Puts on socks before pants
ffs this makes putting pants on easier, it's totally normal!

>>736706962
>She has a lot of emotional baggage
everyone older than ten does, it's called being human.

>>736706905
>Prefers to walk on the left side of me
Realistically, what does this affect?

>she tells me she has a penis AFTER I arrive at the date place.

>>736706905
what the fuck is wrong with 3prong forks you fucking autist

>>736706905
Boy it's hard to find a gf when you have autism huh

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>>736707072
newfag detected

>>736706905
This > >>736707257
Also toilet paper facing the wall is harder for cats to fuck with. Also which side do you consider the wrong end? This is important. You might be the faggot here