Anyone here castrated or considering it? Also general castrated thread

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>>736680906
Strongly considering it, that way I'll never have to worry about having little <strike>accidental children</strike> blessings.

you don't need to remove your balls ...

you can simply get a vasectomy, there's basically no change to anything - other than your jizz doesn't contain any sperm anymore

(you still ejaculate exactly the same - contrary to popular belief only a small part of cum is actual sperm)

>>736681152
Why castration, and not a vasectomy?

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>>736681271
>>736681300
Nah, fuck that, I want to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that there will be no more baby-gravy coming out of me. Plus, in a fight, people won't be able to hit me in the balls anymore since...well, they won't be there.

As for the balls themselves, idc what happens. Doctors could bake them into a pie for all I care.

>>736681375
there is absolutely no chance of imprenating anyone after a vasectomy

in any case, it's standard procedure to test your cum after the vasectomy has healed off

Castration worked for me. My swimsuit bottoms don't have that unsightly bulge anymore.

>>736681375
Is it a fetish thing?

PVPS - post vasectomy pain syndrome. It's a real thing. Sperm builds up in epididymis with nowhere to go. Spermatic cord made of nerves gets stretched out... constant testicle pain. Nerve blocks do more damage to spermatic cord and increase pain tenfold. I have a microscopic testicular denervation scheduled now after 13 years of testicle pain. Vasectomy doesn't always go without problems.

>>736681375
You can sell testies for 30k a pop

>>736682941
that's called a botched vasectomy

>>736682948
Go on

>>736680906
considered it, but never seriously. it'd be hot.
i bought an elastor and a bunch of bands to play out fantasies, but to be honest it fucking hurts like hell to cut the bands off after so i'm not as into it as i thought i'd be

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>>736680906
Have an autoimmune disease that is ravaging my balls (and other area). Constantly feel like someone is smashing them. Doctors have mentioned castration if a bone marrow operation doesn't help. They say I'm sterile anyways.

the constant pain is fucking me up, gave me a ball crushing fetish, cancer patient tier painkillers dont do shit either

>>736683385
can i have those painkillers

>>736683385
>gave me a ball crushing fetish
what the fuck dude hahaha shit I'm sorr to hear about that

>>736683277
how does that work?
do you put the bands on and just wait until it falls off or what?

>>736683892
yea, its usually used for livestock and shit
i found the bands at a local sex shop, took a while to find the elastor
i was shaking putting one on the first time. its hot while its there, but yea taking it off hurts so fucking much, and not even in a sexy way. this is coming from someone who put 4 needles through the head of his dick

>>736683277
>>736684111
>using a band
That shit is practically torture to animals, it's gonna be a lot of pain if you go through with that.

>>736684111
Also, what the fuck kind of sex shop sells castration equipment?

>>736684111
You can get one plus 100 rubber bands for 20 bucks on ebay or amazon. No idea while it would take a while? ;)
Just make sure the bands are for larger 'animals'. More fun this way. Pro tip: It is a very good idea to put a tiny piece of plastic or the such on your ballsack/under the band before you snap it on. This way you can easily cut it off at that spot without cutting yourself. Learned the hard way.

>>736681676
my uncle got the snip, and his wife still had another kid.
made the kid black too

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>>736683532
yeah dude been fapping to gay as fuck shit like this its like the only thing my dick can relate to

>>736684597
see, that was the big thing. i was really looking forward to some achy balls, but i didn't really feel anything. mind you i didn't keep it on that long, so i guess i'd feel it later. i was hoping for something though.

>>736684111
Unless this is not the usual fetish/sex talk to get yourself off. In that case leave the band(s) on for a few hours. Pop a lot of pain killers and then go to the ER without removing the band(s).

>>736684708
that plastic tip is brilliant. what do you use, if you don't mind me asking?
i was nervous about buying one online for some reason, so i drove to a god damn farm-store-thing and bought it in person. dont know what i was thinking.

>>736684730
Well I have a fetish for being on the giving end.

>>736684856
Once you start feeling pain from that, you're not really going back.

>>736684627
the guy said it was to put over your nipples, which i thought sounded awesome, but then i looked it up when i got home and discovered the bands had quite a different use. then i stumbled onto the castration thing and blah blah blah i jerk off to castrating myself

>>736684726
Top fucking kek m8. You're a witty cunt I'll give you that

>>736684730
post moaaar

>>736680906
My dog is. Made him less aggressive and he pisses on things less. You should do it if you attack people for no reason and piss where you shouldn't.

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>>736680906
my wife's boyfriend is pressuring me to get the snip. am i nuts for even considering this?

>>736684730
Sauce

>>736685050
i mean i used to tie my balls up and i could feel something from that at least. i expected a bit more than, well, nothing :/

>>736685303
His goal is probably to impregnate her himself. Even if being cucked is your fetish, I wouldn't trust him. I'd allow my bitch to be fucked, but never impregnated by another man

>>736685303
explain your whole situation plz

>>736682941
Every male i know that's had one is always pissy and cranky as fuck. Its as if sex doesn't relieve them anymore. Perma blueballs.

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>>736685303
>my wife's boyfriend

>>736681375
Would you still fight without testicles, doesn't castration lower your testosterone?

>>736685303
your wifes boyfriend ?... Fucking cuck stfu you should not even have the right to vote. Lowlife faggot kill yourself.

>>736685646
chill jeez...

>>736685326
https:// e- hentai.org/g/780391/75f706a083/

>>736685646
Guarantee you're a cuck at this very moment. Don't believe me? Ask your bitch and look into her eyes.

>>736685360
yeah they're efficient at killing testicles, pain from your balls is from trauma or cell death, there's a reason why ripped ballsacks aren't noticed in sports until they get into the locker room

>>736685303
i think you should follow your heart and go through with it

>>736685721
i had no idea a ripped sack went unnoticed. i have learned a lot from this site over the years.
you know this from using it on people, or research?

or animals i guess

>>736681271
You do if you don't want them.

>>736680906
any more pics or even webms

>>736685818
And allow his wife to be the host of another man's genetic material? Absolutely not. I have no problem with allowing my gf to fuck other men, she needs to be pleasured and if I can't perform, it's my own fault. But I WILL NOT raise another man's child. It defies nature, animals would devour another male's children before they raised it.

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>>736685303
F U C K O U T T A H E R E W I T C H O T H O T A S S

>>736685434
what's there to explain. the wife's bf keeps saying i don't need my balls anymore and the more i think of it i tend to agree

>>736681375
Simple. Use (special tool) to crush your seminal chords. Trsticles will shrivel & absorb into your body. Empty Nut Sack.

>>736684627
Farmers Supply dot cam

>>736685954
>implying i let him cum inside her
get a grip, cuck

>>736686000
Don't fucking do it or you'll be raising another man's spawn. I fucking promise you

>>736686141
It's incredibly laughable that you think he wouldn't cum inside her if you were incapable of it yourself.

>>736686000
them trips

i meant you could have gone into a deeper description about it. green text would be dope.

>>736685528
It completely removes your testosterone.

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>>736685954

>>736686180
That's the point b

my balls ache just scrolling through this thread

just get a vasectomy for fucks sake, im getting one when i turn 18

>>736685303
>my wife's boyfriend

>>736686000
Trips says you gotta do it. Don't worry, with testosterone supplements, you can still get a hard-on.

>>736686328
I guess if that's what gets you off, power to you. I don't mind watching my woman be pleasured by another man, but impregnation is too far.

>>736686222
nah my wife wouldn't do that to me

>>736686415
It's not what I want.
It's not what you want.
It's what he wants.
Faggot.

>>736686222
Trips says crush your balls.

>>736685954
>she needs to be pleasured and if I can't perform, it's my own fault.
how about just stop being a useless fucking faggot and learn how to pleasure a woman. you deserve castration