H-Hello Anonymous! I-It's that time again.. N-Need a friend?

>>736632309
>tfw no real family or friends to lean on during hard times
All I have is you faggots...

>>736632309
Post legs!

If you're feeling suicidal, you've come to the right place

back to twitch with you

Feeling better Alice?

>>736632309
Fuck off attention whoring cunt.

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>>736632538
I'm h-here for you <4

>>736632614
Y-You can see live leggies in a bit, but first, here you go

>>736632711
I-if who is feeling s-suicidal, dear?

>>736632309
/b/, a place where girls get attention vicariously :)
And whoever said theres no girls on the web, dont be silly, anon! We're very prominent!

I want to commit suicide, ever since I was a teenager.
I an 23 now, have tried councilling, psychologists psycharstics. medication and occupational thearpy but nothing seems to work
wat do?

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>>736632309
Why are you such a retarded faggot?

>>736632811
Learn your MEIMEI'S
>ree

>>736632309
Post boipucci

>>736632711
SEE ?
>>736632881

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>>736632754
I'll actually be s-streaming in an hour! B-but I'm here first <4

>>736632832
<4

>>736632881
W-what medications have you tried?

>>736632962
If you're gonna REE out t-that early, I t-think you s-should lurk moar.

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Is it bad that I enjoy getting drunk alone? I have a job and every other weekend I just get wasted on rum because I enjoy it.

>>736632832
Tits pls

>>736632309
K-kil yourself !

How do I deal with cringey people?

When will it be cooking time again?

>>736632881
>>736633075

Countless lists, SSRI and various antipsychotics MAOS?

Also spent 3mths this year inside and institution

Bi polar and autism. Suicide is the only cure.

>>736632309
tits or GTFO

u rocket league? wats ur rank? console?

It's time you fuck off. Scrounging off other people, saying you don't ask for attention and then posting 50 typed of social media before you go off. Wtf. Just leave /b/ forever.

man alert

>>736633075
hey alice hope your day was good, you and your weebs decide on a show to watch yet?

Hey Alice. What do you think about metroid prime 4?

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>>736633293
I w-would appreciate it if you would e-mail me s-so that we can talk m-more in depth about w-what's happening. [email protected]

>>736633360
I d-don't post it for myself. I p-post it for those who would l-like to c-contact me outside o-of here.

>>736633308
I have p-played it on PC and I a-am a rookie.

So you identify yourself as a guy that's good for you Alice

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>>736633522
I h-haven't read much about it yet.

>>736633478
I-I'm waiting for suggestions to c-come into my inbox.

>>736633714
I am a girl

>>736633297
What tits?
That guy that is OP, pretending to be a girl has no tits.

Are you into kpop? if so, i would love to chitchat with you

Are you into kpop? if so, i would love to chitchat with you via mail

Hi anon I'm a burn victim and I'm obsessed with a woman to the point it worries me.
She was hit by a car and I was the only one who checked on her instead of freaking out and the only one to think about calling an ambulance. She later gave me her number and Facebook and I didn't even have to ask for it.
She's so beautiful that at first I thought she was just messing with me but it turns out she isn't and she's a good person and even tolerates my bullshit.
We've been hanging out for a while and she's been flirting on and off with me and teases me but I still haven't made a move on her because I have a shit ton of anxieties, I do coke, I'm afraid I'll get even more obsessed with her and ruin her life, and I know I don't deserve her . The only good thing about me is that I have money.
WHAT NOW?

>>736633751
When I was in your last thread you said and I quote 'I've been a girl 21 years of my life and now I decided to change'

>>736633360
>Scrounging off other people
Came here to ask wtf this thread was, and was surprised to find such staunch autism. This comment most of all

Has anyone figured out where this tranny lives? I'm the 4chan killer and have taken care of a few annoyances on this site like question guy and excessive tranny posters. I want to clear this sight up of these annoying posts next but need to know where to begin looking. It took me 6 months to track down question guy including one month of living in a hotel in WA state in his hometown.

>>736633873
>burn victim
>coke
Anon you sound pretty cool, would hang

It's not that I want to die, it's rather that I don't want to exist and live

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my question is when you smoke weed from a bong should you just light a corner adn do a few rips or light the whole thingand do like 1 or 2 rips

>>736633751
Got a f today in college exam, fucked up the week I had for preparing.

>>736633873
I´m not OP but... Does she know you have money? If not, keep it that way until you know she doesn´t care about your money. She probably doesn´t anyway since you safed her fucking life. Who cares if you are a burn victim, there´s worse things that you could be. Don´t make yourself worse than you are.

>>736633975
Haha thanks I'm a burnt bacon that hides its anxieties behind self depricating and sarcastic humor

>>736633902
Doesn't know who Alice is. Newfag

>>736634011
Solo: rips, repack, corner hits while you chill

With friends: ask

>>736633761
> guys have no tits

>>736634011
lighting up the whole thing is a waste of weed anon.

people only do that to be "impressive"
fuck those type of competitive smokers.

>>736633751
what game are you gonna stream today?

Tits

>>736634120
>in a newfag thread
>calls someone else new
kek

does OP know that stuttering is a verbal problem and makes him look like a retard when he does it in written form?

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>>736632309
Why havent you killed yourself yet?

>>736634261
You're fucking retarded. What kind of pussy ass lungs do you have

>>736634047
Yeah I did tell her about the money later on and I'm awkward with very attractive people so I tried getting close to her by buying her stuff. She doesnt act like she cares about the money though

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>>736633895
I didn't say that, e-ever. Nor would I. T-that'd be lying.

>>736633934
G-good luck with that.

>>736634011
S-smoking is bad for you.

>>736634042
I'm s-sorry, Anonymous. *hugs you from behind* I know y-you'll do better on the next o-one.

>>736634295
B-Breath of the Wild~

>>736634334
W-what stuter?

Tits with timestamp. How hard is it to follow?

>>736634261
>competitive smokers.
What in autism are you referencing

i'll try again "notice me senpai"
Are you into kpop? if so, i would love to chitchat with you via mail

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>>736632309
>mfw this is the most attention I've gotten in the past 3 years
Stop making me feel things femanon

My waifu has returned. Hello Alice.
I had a wonderful sexual fantasy about you.

>>736634214
Your manboobs don't count, you fat basement dweller

>>736634406
t-t-the a... the... the autistic st-st-st-stuttering you d-d-d-do... b...baka!
The way you do it, it doesn't even make sense. Stuttering isn't simply repeating the first letter of a word.
If you want to create a fake persona for the internet, at least try and make it believable.
Faggot.

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>>736634405
why not go for it? She can´t really access the money anyway unless you give her the access. Take it as a wink from the universe. What´s the thing about beeing a burn victim btw? Is it that bad/visible? Nobody who cares about you will mind.

>mfw my question got ignored... as usual

Is that a guy or a girl /b/ ?

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>>736634484
I p-prefer jpop~

>>736634521
*smiles and kisses your forehead* I'm g-glad I could make you smile <4

>>736634406
Hi buddy

>>736634406
Well op you see my life has been going to shit alot resently and it started when i turned 16 i can wright some greentexts if people are intrested but just bad feels really dont know if you guys want that

>>736634857
A trap

>>736632309
Why don't you go into a chat room for this garbage? Or make counseling your profession?

>>736634917
Your life can't be that bad. Out grow your issues like the rest of us.

>>736634406
can I get a hug?

>>736634868
fuck, i'm always unlucky
thanks anyways

>>736634589
It involved fucking your throat followed by taking my wet dick and fucking your mother in front of your eyes.

>>736634868
>*smiles and kisses your forehead*
L-lewd
Also, jpop>kpop, nice taste

>>736632309
*gives a sweet, brief hug to Alice*

>>736633873
Let her inspire you to be a better person and overcome your drug use/obsessive-compulsive tendencies?

>>736635036
Family have basicly started to forget about me sence i was 16 and treated my sister better then me my whole life and even when i lived with them they forgot my birthday

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>>736634889
I'm n-not your buddy, pal!

>>736634917
If you'd like to talk to me in private, I have a myriad of ways to d-do so, please feel free to e-email me anytime: [email protected]

>>736635048
*hugs you from behind and places chin on your shoulder*

>>736635052
Y-you're welcome~

>>736634969
I d-did both.

>>736632309

im still heartbroken over a breakup that happened 8 months ago

we were togther for 4 years.

help me.

i think im escaping to Los Angeles in two weeks. i have no idea if its the right move for me but idk what else to do

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>>736633934
of all the causes to be some sort of vigilante you pick cleaning up boards on /b/?

>>736635289
Will do op

>>736635289
not that guy, but chin on shoulder... I'd do anything for this seemingly unimportant act.

>>736634097
deadpool made that look sexy, you're good

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>>736632309
Alice my weewee is stuck halp me

>>736634630
get out

>>736633714
Lol

>>736635238
And? Worse happens to better people

>>736634687
yeah its ridiculous.

>>736632811
Imagine having these legs then cropping your feet out the picture.
C'mon Alice, help a horndog out.

>>736634772
Yes it's visible and on most of my body and face. I also have no ears.

>>736635483
>The shoe fits
Triggered fatty detected

>>736634772
What question you fuck

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>>736635346
Would you like to tell me what h-happened?

>>736635634
W-well today was m-much too hot to wear stockings~

>>736634857
Guy

>>736632309
Oh fuck off.
Next time there's a chance to become a mod I'm going to apply just so I can fucking ban you.

>>736635466
How did you get into that mess?

>>736635350
>boards
>on /b/

Kys autist

>>736635655
That´s stupid yo, what happened? She still won´t care if she chooses not to.

>>736635738
>>736633122

>>736632309
alice I tried to talk to you before and you ignored me... </3

Just want you to know you and your threads are a major reason I stopped visiting /b/ regularly. I decide to check things out, and what do I see on the first page?

Yep, I'm out.

>>736634154
i never do full rips ok good thanks

i sent you an email. receveing some kind of attention is always good

>>736635912
Anon plz don't go we need you

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>>736635765
Good. Bare legs are best. It would be nice to have some feets.

>>736635619
Your not wrong but its still shit

>>736635912
Oh god no, how will we ever cope.

>>736635765
Alice Senpai! How do I deal with a cringey edgelord

>>736635765

>met at 19
>love at first sight situation
>together until november of last year
>she wanted her space, wanted to live by herself and take care of herself
>she had been fucking up in school
>spent too much time with me
>broke things off
>we had an apartment together
>lost that
>moved in with friends
>her and i hung out for a couple months after
>fucked etc etc
>she stopped coming over
>saw her a couple weeks ago because she needed to grab some stuff that i had of hers
>said she loved me
>i told her to leave because she doesnt want to be with me
>havent spoke since
>have family in LA that would let me live with them
>want to escape because i think itll help me forget about her, being out of the same town and all

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>>736635822
So...2020 is w-when I can expect to be banned by you? A-alright. I've got time. <4

>>736635909
How did you t-try to contact me before? So that I can r-read your message.

>>736635765
You're too hot for stockings ; P

>>736636074
also were both 24 now

>>736636054
M'edgelord

>>736635909
>>736636100
On the board you posted earlier and you ignored it </3

>>736635072
Then we had a threeway. Your mother was a huge slut and instantly licked your pussy while I fucked you.

>>736632309
This is a man doing some sort of performance art

>>736636246
Duh

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Did you just say smoking marijuana is bad Alice?

>>736636213
Your not much help friendo
But I appreciate the gesture

How do you like your headpats, Alice? Pat pat, rub rub, or skritch skritch?

A-Alright, Anonymous. I've got to set a few t-things up for my stream that i-is starting at 6PM.


If you have any more questions or are in n-need, feel free to contact me in the following ways:

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Youtube: celtyplays


Love you and h-have a nice night~!

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>>736636447
Forgot pic, b-but Alice out~ (for now..)

>>736636447
Ok thank you for being with us. We really appreciated it!

>>736636074
>>736636074
obviously not my thread so maybe this is rude but...
that sucks :( maybe you could/should have been more supportive with her schooling and allowed her to have more space? has she moved on? it sounds like she might have cared about you but maybe too much and felt her emotions for you were sabotaging her life and you're over reacting a bit?

>>736632309
My bf killed our dog and didn't give one fuck. How do I get at him? I don't want to smash his gaming computer because then he'll just sue me.

>>736636803
Buy a new one
Tits pls

>>736636641

thats one of my biggest regrets. is not inspiring her more to go to school..

she say things like "i dont want to go today" and id just say "okay, lets go get lunch"!

wish i wouldve pushed her more.

i also remember times where she didnt have much space, i mean we lived together for 3 and a a half years. she'd run off to her moms sometimes.

i dont know if she has moved on, i doubt it but you never know.

yeah she has said things like that, she was too distracted with me because you know.. we just would have fun all the time.

i hope shes doing better in school

i suppose i could be overreacting but i just want her back, and to show her i can support her in the right way. maybe thats me being entitled though.

the LA thing is just an opportunity im not sure i want to pass up. i wrote her a letter on her birthday, i gave it to her a couple weeks ago. she told me she hasnt read it because she doesnt even want to enter that head space because she knows itll get to her. shes doing a good job at distracting herself and ignoring it.. im wondering if i should say something to her before i move.

>>736637134
Has she moved on have you talked it out with her at all? it sounds like you're too emotional and some what out of control...

If she hasn't moved on I would recommend writing a list of things "so you don't forget" of issues you had that you acknowledge and intend to address...

Then talk with her tell her the things and ask if there's a chance to work it out together. if not then do all the crazy stuff you want but if this is what you want you'll have to put the effort in and consciously work on yourself as well and be supportive of her in a good way.

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>>736635964

>>736637463

we spoke during the moving out process..

i asked her if she sees me in her life in the next few months.. or year.

she said "maybe in a few months anon i dont know"

and it was all a bit elusive.

ive been avoiding bringing it up to her because im afraid of the outcome.

the most recent contact was a couple weeks ago when she came over to get some things i had of hers. we were just sitting and chatting about life, what we've been up to.. she said
"i love you" and i said "no you dont femanon.." she said " i really do" and i just said "i love you too, and i miss you"

she said "i miss you too"

and i never brought up fixing things or anything because i had a million thoughts going in my head at once. it was the first time seeing her in months.

>>736637463

also, the first few months after the break up when she would come over and we would still talk she would always say

"just dont fall in love with anyone"

and i would say it back.

so im wondering if thats still a thing?

her whole idea behind the break up was that she needs to get her life together, buckle down and get school done etc etc

>>736632309
Hey roastie whore, why the fuck don't you go to /r9k/? They would need more from you than anything

>beta orbiters too

We know how you roastie cunts are.

>>736638230
>>736638095
I don't want to just tell you exactly what to do because you need some level of realization, you seem like you have very little self awareness...

And it sounds like that's what your issues are...

1: being unaware
2: not realizing what the issues are
3: not working on addressing them
4: not willing/able to think out what the best solution is

It sounds like you might be able to still work it out with her but you need to work on some things... have you ever been diagnosed with anything?

>>736638388
Yet another bullshitter claiming there are nudes and not providing evidence

>>736638639
and then some of the issues that had to do with her needing space seemed to be

1: inability to set boundaries to work and be productive
2: poor communication
3: acknowledgement of each others weaknesses and how to deal with them.