come on, niggra
>spam celeb thread number 5,340 of the day will save /b/
No, seriously! He's a real life superhero. Who else has the perseverance to sit for hours uploading spiderman after spiderman in threads he could easily just ignore? And if he doesn't have a pass, he's having to get get pst the captcha time after time. Don't hate on a hero, anon. He's doing this for all of us.
The one in which Spidey manned a glory hole in Times Square and sucked off Jonah Jameson.
She's delicious, right?
Kraven the Hunter. He once topped Peter Parker at a gay bath house. He streamed it via Mary Jane's hacked Facebook and ruined Pete's marriage. I came so hard.
Gotta earn them tendies somehow.
Nope. Took a Flintstones vitamin this morning.
Oh, but I have. Spider-Man 3 is my favorite. I love the scene in which Pete and Harry cum on a pancake and eat it together.
I'll admit that I came hard to Doc Oc fisting eight twinks at once on that train, but the Pete/Harry pancake scene was a moment of raw intimacy so rarely witnesses on the screen these days.
That's the spirit! Fight for the future of /b/!