>>736622817 ">Better to live anon" ">Yet think and act as though you were already dead" ">After all, why deprive yourself of the consoling idea of no longer being around" ">Continuing to live is possible only because of the deficiencies of our imagination and our memories" ">You are simply an accident" ">Why take any of this so seriously"?
>>736624189 Literally anywhere, if you're gonna die anyway you might as well do something fun the days before you die. Or something useful. No problem how much it costs because you would've been dead otherwise anyway
>>736622817 Fake your death! Wikihow has a whole article to it. Maybe get a bro up who can keep a secret and split some of that insurance cash. Start a new life somewhere in Europe as a refugee or something.
Get a gun, go to nearest kindergarden/school and kill as many as you can and then kill yourself, i have been planing doing it myself for about a year now, if i loose my job im going to do it already picked the schoola and all.
Thats my advice, either that or at least try to rob a bank and get killed by the police, if you succed you wont kill yourself until you spend the money at least.
>>736626467 This morning at a kindergarten in columbi e a mass shooting happend. The victims where 69 autistic kids with fidget spinners. Police arrested Anon and court decided he will suffer eternal pain. As of 2017 he will be put into a chamber secured by 1500 volt doorknobs. As punishment he will be forced to watch cringy ass deviantart traps for the rest of his live. Now bill with the weather.
>>736626509 Plz don't kill yourself. Just try to make yourself vanish to another country. Really works if you have shitheads around your neck Or you know you could tell your family about this. Nahhh you too scared to tell ya mommy?
>>736626910 i wish i get to kill that many but i doubt it, got chains for the exits but im guessing the police will arrive in about 15min and i have a shot gun and a revolver but i have a meat cleaver and and a axe so i might get to 30 if im quick
>>736622817 I couldnt even imagine a more peaceful death (as long as it isnt a neck breaking hangin). I used to play this game with other kids where we would take 10 deep breaths and the other person would choke them out or push on their chest to make them pass out... it was pretty cool. For real made you feel awesome. I likee it. To have that feeling forever in a beautiful natural enviroment surrounded by nature would be a pleasureable death. Sublime even. Good luck OP, i truly wish you love and happiness in the after life!
Hire a few contract killers from the US. Explain to them you're Canadian. Go on the run from them and film your adventure. Send daily/weekly video's to /b/. Upon your death, we'll make a fine documentary in your honour anon.
>>736627569 Fuck off. That is because your brian is realising DMT. It also makes sense that you became RETARTED because of your brian decomposing from oxygen loss which turns into DMT RETARTD ALERT! REEEEEEEEEE
>>736626586 Thats just a recipe for concuring his/her internal issues that are causing these suicidal thoughts. Whats fucked is, psychodelics actually bring you back to REALITY even though they are attributed with insanity and halucinations. Its ironic, but coming from someone who as did lsd dmt amd mushrooms, all in high doses, what happens is reality is intensified. Like nature and pretry stuff is prettier, bad things in ur life you ignore stand out in both consious and unconsious mind and become "bad trips" which will always be there until you address them, all kinds of sensory signals that are normally not processed by your brain due to sheer volume constraints are let in, and it becomes a "trippy" mess. But the fact is that using these "drugs" usually has an enlightening experience that curbs depression, not worsen it. So dont do that, KYS FAGGOT (and all that jazz) ;)
oh boy here we go. one more of these suicide faggots who are asking people on b how to kill themselfs. Show some balls dude life is hard but never hard enough to end your life. jesus christ what is wrong with mankind
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