Hey b/ Got any advice on how I can proceed in doing this correctly?

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>>736622817
go and seek help

You have to livestream it and for fucks sake don't point your phone at the sun it'll really fuck up the video.

Bonus points for family members calling out to you

>>736622964
>calls suicide hotline
>faggot tells me to kill myself

>>736623262
I'm not live streaming shit you fuck tard, I rather avoid publicity

>>736622817
Don't kill yourself, there is hope.
Call a suicide prevention line and go to a
psychologist.
ly.

>>736622964
Why? Like I don't get it.
>Don't do it anon you have lots to live for
>That's the problem
>Hangs up call
>Hangs myself

>>736622817
Do it from high enough that it snaps your neck instead of strangling you.
But don't do it. Abandon your life and start over somewhere else

>>736623543
Im beyond repair, mentally I'm a potato and I don't fit in this world, To stupid to live.

>>736623710
Ahh ok god bless anon, start a new life where?
It's the same old shit.

I'm gonna ruin my sisters wedding.

>>736622817
">Better to live anon"
">Yet think and act as though you were already dead"
">After all, why deprive yourself of the consoling idea of no longer being around"
">Continuing to live is possible only because of the deficiencies of our imagination and our memories"
">You are simply an accident"
">Why take any of this so seriously"?

>>736622817
Everyone who survives a hanging or jumping off a bridge and stuff instantly regrets it. Also the failure rate is very high. be a man and use a .45 instead, pussy.

>>736624189
Literally anywhere, if you're gonna die anyway you might as well do something fun the days before you die. Or something useful. No problem how much it costs because you would've been dead otherwise anyway

>>736624306
I've failed miserably at my attempt to greentext, yet I'm laughing my balls off. See anon, don't take any of this so seriously

>>736622817
"It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late"

>>736622817
Exit bag.

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>>736623777
Trips of truth.

>>736624398
Good advice right here.

>>736624398
I wish I could understand what "fun" and motivation was. I'm sorry I just don't care about anything.

>>736624911
This

>>736625113
Only optimists commit suicide,
optimists who no longer succeed at being optimists,
The others, having no reason to live,
why would they have any to die?

>greentext

>>736622817
Fake your death!
Wikihow has a whole article to it.
Maybe get a bro up who can keep a secret and split some of that insurance cash.
Start a new life somewhere in Europe as a refugee or something.

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>>736623262
mah nigga

Best way to die is to spend all your money on cocaine and hookers,just overdose

>>736626067
That made me laugh

>>736624310
>erwamgad use .45 nibba gun.
How about you try before he does dumb nigga ass spic ass jew ass arab ass white ass chinese ass latino ass bitchboi

>>736626242
/thread

>>736626242
Seems fun but I rather give my family all my money.

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Get a gun, go to nearest kindergarden/school and kill as many as you can and then kill yourself, i have been planing doing it myself for about a year now, if i loose my job im going to do it already picked the schoola and all.

Thats my advice, either that or at least try to rob a bank and get killed by the police, if you succed you wont kill yourself until you spend the money at least.

good luck, see you in the other side.

>>736626287
You OP?

>>736626481
Yes

>>736626447
Buy like 5 grams of shrooms.
wait until nothing make sense and then suicide

Where u from OP?

>>736626467
No thanks. That's evil. I can't harm another human, but that's just me.

>>736626724
Canada.

>>736626467
This morning at a kindergarten in columbi e a mass shooting happend.
The victims where 69 autistic kids with fidget spinners. Police arrested Anon and court decided he will suffer eternal pain.
As of 2017 he will be put into a chamber secured by 1500 volt doorknobs.
As punishment he will be forced to watch cringy ass deviantart traps for the rest of his live. Now bill with the weather.

Do you have money anon?

>>736626509
Plz don't kill yourself.
Just try to make yourself vanish to another country.
Really works if you have shitheads around your neck
Or you know you could tell your family about this.
Nahhh you too scared to tell ya mommy?

>>736627097
Back to r/JEW

>>736626910
i wish i get to kill that many but i doubt it, got chains for the exits but im guessing the police will arrive in about 15min and i have a shot gun and a revolver but i have a meat cleaver and and a axe so i might get to 30 if im quick

>>736623447
So why are you on /b/ whining like a little bitch? either livestream it or fuck off, no-one is interested otherwise

>>736622817
Seek help!

>>736627261
WTF I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE JESUS CHRIST.
PLEASE WTF DID THEY KIDS DO WRONG?
ATLEAST JOIN THE ARMY AND SHOOT A BUNCH OF ARABS

>>736622817
I couldnt even imagine a more peaceful death (as long as it isnt a neck breaking hangin). I used to play this game with other kids where we would take 10 deep breaths and the other person would choke them out or push on their chest to make them pass out... it was pretty cool. For real made you feel awesome. I likee it. To have that feeling forever in a beautiful natural enviroment surrounded by nature would be a pleasureable death. Sublime even. Good luck OP, i truly wish you love and happiness in the after life!

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>>736627494
fuck em all, fuck everybody, if i could i would kill every single person in the planet.

i picked kids becouse the will be easy to kill and the school has utterly bad security

Hire a few contract killers from the US. Explain to them you're Canadian. Go on the run from them and film your adventure. Send daily/weekly video's to /b/. Upon your death, we'll make a fine documentary in your honour anon.

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Why do people.alway claim they are going to kill themselves on 4chan. Out of all places.

>>736627569
Fuck off.
That is because your brian is realising DMT. It also makes sense that you became RETARTED because of your brian decomposing from oxygen loss which turns into DMT
RETARTD ALERT! REEEEEEEEEE

>>736627793
Cuz then facebook and google will show anti hanging plastic from aliexpress.

>>736627777
At most, you'll get a webm (no sound), but fuck it anon, you'll be dead anyways

>>736627777
Uh, OP? Those are quads. You have to hire the hit men now

Hang yourself with thin metal wire after gluing your hands to your head. Makes you look like you've pulled your head off.

>>736626586
Thats just a recipe for concuring his/her internal issues that are causing these suicidal thoughts. Whats fucked is, psychodelics actually bring you back to REALITY even though they are attributed with insanity and halucinations. Its ironic, but coming from someone who as did lsd dmt amd mushrooms, all in high doses, what happens is reality is intensified. Like nature and pretry stuff is prettier, bad things in ur life you ignore stand out in both consious and unconsious mind and become "bad trips" which will always be there until you address them, all kinds of sensory signals that are normally not processed by your brain due to sheer volume constraints are let in, and it becomes a "trippy" mess. But the fact is that using these "drugs" usually has an enlightening experience that curbs depression, not worsen it. So dont do that, KYS FAGGOT (and all that jazz) ;)

>>736628363
Sorry for typos and bad grammer im drunk

>>736622964
gtfo, you are an exceptionally selfish person

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oh boy here we go. one more of these suicide faggots who are asking people on b how to kill themselfs. Show some balls dude life is hard but never hard enough to end your life. jesus christ what is wrong with mankind

>>736627777
Check'd

>>736626090
MOAR of her