My 8 year old cousin jumped on my lap and asked if I had any

Gross. Fake. SAGE

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She wants the D

little pervert wants the bone.

>>736621839
100% autism right here.

>Also, she wants the D.

>>736621839
She wants to make some with you.

Does she mean I'm a loser and is happy I don't have any kids?

>>736622038
She obviously just mean that she likes you and she's glad that you don't have any kids, because then she could be your favourite.

She wants you to pump a hot load inside her.

Hope this thread is heading to where I think it's heading.

>>736621839
she wants to be your daughter but the autistic pedo will think she wants the d.

>>736621839
she means that you're a 30yo wizard.

and that you should kys

>>736622383
No it is not heading in a direction, and no there is no need for the mods to come to a perfectly clean and legal thread.

she must be going into heat. She is begging to be fertilized.

>>736622510
fuck you faggot!

>>736621839
mmmmmm so beautiful and that soft skin, would carress/10

>>736622601
Shut up you're going to wake up the mods.

>>736622345
I don't see her very often but she does seem to have imprinted. Her sister and cousin her age went to walk the dog and I asked her why she didn't to go and said "I want you"

I just grew a beard so I look older. When she asked if I had kids I actually said no i'm not old enough for that (i'm 22 so I kind of am)

Maybe she was just happy I was closer to being in her age group with her other cousins than I am with her parents/uncles.

Should have said "No, but I'm going to have one in a few minutes."

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>>736622673
>>736621839
>>736621910

>>736622662
Nibble on my knob and look at this: >>736622673

>>736622686
Why do you care tho?

>>736622606
She's honestly prettier than that. She just looks similar (slightly curly blond hair, blue eyes etc) It's kind of crazy how princess like she looks.

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Peado bear, where are you when we need you?

>>736621839
she's only 8, they do weird things at 8. there is no real meaning to it besides she is learning how to interact socially.

>>736622725
OH no, THEY'RE COMING.

EVACUATE! ! !

This is all YOUR fault.

>>736622689
She's 8. The joke doesn't even work. Unless you mean adopt her.

>>736622821
Pedo bear, the legend that never die

>>736622906
Holy shit kys.

She meant you'd be a shit dad

>>736621839
She wants to make one with you in 10 years.

>>736623017
Why in 10 years? I would do it now

>>736623017
Someone is from Arkansas...

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>>736622462

Objection!
>>736621062

Show us what she wants op ;)

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Calm discussions about females of potential child-bearing age.

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>>736621839
Maybe she likes you.

>>736623125
why the fuck would anyone name a pic with "this" that?

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It's time to clean this board up!

>>736621896

>>736623089
She can't get pregnant at 8 you fucking nematode.
>>736623113
California.

>>736623229
Nice try FBI

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>>736623245

>>736623245
I don't think 8 year olds get crushes

She also just turned 8 so she is closer to 7, and looks more like a 7 year old imo.

>>736623229
Reported

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>>736623438

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>>736623418
Want some more?

>>736623506
>darkie

yuck

>>736623506
Yeees

>>736623284
Joking about you complaining about the age, but not the cousin part.

>>736623631
Fair enough

>>736623631
she's my 3rd cousin. We only really see each other because she it first cousins with some of my other first cousins.

>>736621839
that's cute ^w^ she was probably just playing with you and thought you'd be a good dad hehe

>>736621839
1. You are a faggot
2. Turns out you are also a pedophile
3. She is happy you got no kids so she can have all your attention
4. She said she wants you because she enjoys your company

Bottom line, you are like a big bro, but more distant, she might like you but she's is not developed enough to understand what it means

Also, get the fuck off of the 8 year old kid.

>>736623780
Why would she say "good" when I told her I don't have kids if she thought I'd be a good dad?

>>736623264
Cause there's always this and that together

>>736623898
>>736623898
>>736623898
1. You are a faggot
2. Turns out you are also a pedophile
3. She is happy you got no kids so she can have all your attention
4. She said she wants you because she enjoys your company

Bottom line, you are like a big bro, but more distant, she might like you but she's is not developed enough to understand what it means

Also, get the fuck off inside of the 8 year old


fixed for youkid.

>>736623472
When I was 8 years old I liked many girls and saw them romantically

I also enjoyed watching my sister naked before I was 6

>>736623506
Yes please m'lord.

>>736621839
well fuck all these assholes, she din;t mean anything by it when she is around 12 then you can bang her, yea in class the kids might have talked about i fucked this gut but they are all bluffing, so no she didn't mean squat, just wait a few years

>>736621839
she meant "FBI Party Van is already outside our door", you pedogay

>>736624299
What the fuck are you blabbing about

Learn English you fucking nigger

>>736624187
Fuck 6toes throws me off. Reminds me of this chick in my class that had 3 fingers.

>>736624187
I'd suck dem toes. But i prefer them a tad more developed. I am a knee-grow and have been fucking my white best friends lil sis for about two years now. Shes 14. We also constantly have facetime phone sex.

>>736623284
>She can't get pregnant at 8 you fucking nematode.
challenge accepted

>>736624299
Yo, yo shut the FUCK UP! Ain't nobody asked for your dumbass opinion.

>>736621839
It means she knows you'd be a terrible father

young stuff recent reproductive hormone flow,why lil snookumses play with dolls = nurturing bables
leave her be

she's offering you to make some babies in her

>>736624526
I fucked my gf first time when she was 12

>>736623284
The youngest mother ever was 5 you imbecile. It's not the norm but not impossible.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2815926/the-astonishing-story-of-lina-medina-who-is-the-youngest-person-ever-to-give-birth-at-the-age-of-five/

>>736624633
That's different, you were 32

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>>736624299

>>736624807
I was 15, she was 12:D

Either you're lying, this 8 year old is fucked up, or she's happy that you don't have any kids so she can hang out with you.

>>736623506
Uh, yeah

>>736624922
Or most likely she just said "good" as a filler response like "okay" and it didn't mean anything.

She probably just thought OP was older because of the beard and in her mind adult=parent.

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>>736622462
/thread

>>736624786
Holy shit, one out of several billion chances of that shit happening! My point still stands, fuck you.

>>736622462
She loves her dad though. Why would she want me to be her dad?

>>736625199
There are other examples. You said impossible, I proved you wrong. You may proceed to fuck off now.

>>736625242
Kids that age think they want to be guys wife. Doesn't mean they are even thinking sex though.

>>736625242
She wants you to be her daddy. Big difference.

>>736625242
Because liberal cucks told her it's completely alright for kids to have two moms or two dads? She just couldn't grasp the concept of faggots.

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>>736625242
there are many possible explanations, could be because her dad forces her to brush her teeth

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>>736625351
>There are other examples
>Doesn't cite any more sources
I never said impossible either too, sweetheart.

>>736625487
At the time she seemed to be in a good mood about her dad. She was bragging/saying her dads food was the best/her favorite at the BBQ we had.

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>>736625680
but how can you read her mood if you have such a strong case of autism?

>>736625073
Well OP should use a fill her response

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>>736621839
Fuck her, she want you and you are idiot

>>736621839
1/10 bait for making me reply

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>>736622804

>>736625884
You can't fuck 8 year olds. the pussy is too small for it to fit dumbass. You can only molest them/get them to suck dick etc.

>>736622773
This.

>>736626061
incorrect

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>>736623506
I´m falling in love (hola kad)

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>>736626061
>the pussy is too small for it to fit dumbass
Not with that attitude.

I think it's cute when little grills would get crushes on me. It's flattering because they still look at people through an untainted lens and they've deemed you "worthy". You're probably just a genuinely, good person OP and she likes you. Maybe you make her laugh, or you invest time by pushing her on a swing, holding a conversation with her, or something like that. No need to take advantage of such an innocent and beautiful thing. Head might be ok though.

>>736626061
What about her asshole?

>>736626455
KEK

>little cousin is crawling all over me
>mom tells her to stop and she gets sad

Did the mom think she was being rude and annoying me or does she think I'm a pedo.

OP - my guess is she likes you a lot and wants to have kids with you, meaning she is satisfied because you basically told her that's possible. Don't listen to these morons who say it's impossible for a kid to love - I myself was already attracted to someone romantically at the age of 6.
I think there's an opportunity there for something, and the choice of what is yours.

>>736626629
That's gay

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>>736626443
>>736623593
>>736624051
>>736624977
How bah dis?

>>736626796
cute

>>736626719
probably the first, but if she's seen you creepily eyeing little girls then she might be onto you.

some cola?

>>736626896
Whichever the case she enjoys destroying any of the fun the kid might have, like most soccer moms

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kawaii desu ne

>>736626796
Too old

>>736626999
checked

>>736627053
I also posted this: >>736627003

>>736626745
She's way out of my league (especially when i'll be 30 and she'll be legal) and I don't see her very often. She doesn't understand how pretty she is yet.

>>736626896
Children are not for sexual. I love her because she's the perfect little girl and I want her to trust me. I have no desire to do anything but cuddle and play with her before she grows up and loses her innocence.

>>736626896
How do you eye kids creepily? Unless you're holding your junk while you do it, no facial expression expressing adoration towards a cute kid could be considered "creepy".

>>736626796
cash me ouside, ow bah dat?
stupid nigger talk

>>736627179
It's funny though.

>>736626796
moar

>>736627003
Too processed. They're trying too hard, that makeup is going to give them problems in the future.

>>736627177
>How do you eye kids creepily?

Be fully dressed at a community pool. No sign of children of your own that you are there with. Stare at little girls in bikinis. Eyes open way wider than they need to be. Maybe a bit of drool falls out of your open mouth because you were so focused on the girls that you forgot to close it.

>>736621839
she wants to die

>>736627547
She seems happy tho

>>736627530
That's not staring creepily, that's being a complete retard.

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>>736627172
It's all about investing your time in her, showing you care. And not talking to her condescendingly just because she's a kid. Also, having sex is as intimate in trust as you can get. I think there's nothing more beautiful than reaching something like that with someone so beautiful and innocent.

>>736621839
It means you're a liar, but at least you posted a decent picture, which already makes you better than the average poster in this board.

>>736624187
6-toed bitch

>>736626796
Gorgeous

>>736621839
She meant that you shouldn't make thinly veiled requests for CP, shitstain.

>>736627693
You can't even have sex with kids that young. And sex that isn't for the sole purpose of procreation is sodomy which isn't intimate at all.

>>736621839
it's quite basic for a young girl to idealize an older man in her familly , it generaly happen with the father , that's the basic developpement of a young girl like " i wanna marry daddy " and shit.

Don't do creepy shit bro

source : psychology student

>>736621839
It means even at 8 she can sense you're an autistic pedo. She was relieved you haven't and will never reproduce.

>>736627886
If I wanted CP I would go to /tv/ not /b/

She means she's making a mistake.

>>736627982
you'd go on tabooless bro

Fake and gay. OP is fgt.

>>736627944
your just a fucking genius, psych student smh

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>>736622673
More?

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Que viva Alex Kidd

>>736628084
what ? it's just how it is it does not make me a genius to know basic stuff in the field i study

>>736628071
Is this actually a hard story for autistic on /b/ to believe? That a cousin asked if I had kids and likes to cuddle?

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>>736628181
Oh yeah.

>>736628181
Stop posting kids trying to look like adults with makeup and high heels and shit.

>>736628181
If you do not want to put your penis into her vagina you are a homosexual.

>>736622895
You misspelled ejaculate

I don't suppose there's interest in this thread about how my 10 cousin became my buttslut for 2 days (and many years after)

>>736628291
Shut the fuck up, retard. Go back to your retarded ylyl threads, or whatever other garbage you redditards post here these days.

Fuck off.

>>736628413
What was his name?
Also, greentext.

>>736627906
It is very much so possible, there were even cases with toddlers (without any damage). It's just a different way of getting there.

>>736627944
I also studied psychology and am very familiar with this subject. If you're interested, you should do some research there's a lot of things to discover if you dig deep enough. Particularly stories of good and mutually beneficial relationships of this type (even life-long ones).

>>736628413
You are right, but post anyway.

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why dont you have a seat?

>>736628201
grass is green and we all die

that is basically what you said

aka: no shit sherlock

>>736628586
Chris please.

Noooooo

>>736623934
She wants to be your daughterfu you fucking autistic mongoloid. But since you're part nigger you're taking it sexually.

PRO-TIP: KIDS UNDER 10 DON'T LIKE TO BE FUCKED. KIDS 10-14 ONLY LIKE TO BE FUCKED BY KIDS 10-14. KIDS 15-17 LIKE TO BE FUCKED BY EVERYONE BUT IT'S PROBABLY A BAD IDEA BECAUSE THEY'RE MENTAL AND CLINGY.

>>736628474
>beneficial relationships
You mean manipulation and being trained as a child to young to understand to be someone's fuckbuddy/partner?

>>736628449
>>736628498

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


>be me at 22
>have criminally irresponsible divorced aunt raising "Lola" (I shit you not that's her name)
>Lola is 10, smaller than usual, straight hair brunette with barely developed small tits
>her waist is small, she has a butt the size of two apples pushed together
>said aunt decides to go on spa day with my mom
>my father is in Berlin for the month
>"Anon you don't mind watching Lola do you?"
>I've always liked her, we are playful and physical with each other
>countless previous tickles and wrestling situations
>as much as many countless "woops" where I accidentally grab one buttcheeks while playing
>or tickling right where the legs and bode meet, the Venus lines
>Saturday comes and Lola is dropped at our place at 10am, mom and aunt go first out and they come back
>at 2 after lunch they fuck off to the spa
>Lola is watching the neighbour play with his dog from the window

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>>736625438
I just spit out my drink. Top kek anon.

>>736628877
too stupid for proper spelling. you should not have sex ... ever.

>>736629009
>Doesn't capitalize beginning of sentences
>Talking about someone's spelling

How about no, good job refuting my point though.

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>>736628877
No not all like that. The guys/women in those cases are usually the submissive ones in that part of the relationship, because they're so scared of hurting the child (because of what society is teaching people nowadays).

>>736629132
that>>736629009
was not me
this was>>736629175

>>736629175
Nothing about any of that is even remotely beneficial or healthy, you're trying to justify sex with toddlers. Society doesn't teach people that's wrong these days, it's wrong and unhealthy and always has been. Same pedo arguments everytime

>>736628201
Exactly my point... it's basic shit
Being a psych student has nothing to do with it.
You act like that some type of credential or some shit

>>736628992
It's true though.

>>736628956
>autistic works of fiction
FTFY

>>736629354
is this a real picture? did the fbi do this as a joke or something?

>>736624187
12 toes my man

>>736628956
>she was wearing jeans which made her ass look ever so cute
>a yellow t-shirt on top and a ponytail because her supermom was probably too lazy to style her hair
>her lips so small, her light pink tongue puffy almost as if taking the entirety of her mouth when she speaks
>I've always wanted to corrupt her, it's not what most of you think, I enjoy all kinds of women, but Lola I wanted to defile and turn into a mindless fuck sleeve
>I go and sit with her
>I ask her what she wants to do today
>she says she wants to go online and maybe watch some YouTube
>I give her my netbook (which is riddled with all kinds of porn)
>I leave her to enjoy YouTube and sit on my own laptop watching silent porn.
>she is one couch away as I watch rough gangbang scenes
>I go

>>736629132
Touché. But your point is bullshit anyway, why bother?
Btw, "touché" is french for "you got a point". But only on that reply not on your original bullshit.

Anyway, spelling and capitalization are something very different. One speaks of laziness, the other of lack of education.

>>736621839
If you are going to have sex with her, make sure to do anal and bring lube.

>>736629848
Why not both? Hell, why not all three?

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>>736629640
>mindless fuck sleeve

>>736629640
keep going you must

>>736629640
WTF is a "fuck sleeve"?

Is that some new fapping device?

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>>736629383
I wasn't talking about sex with toddlers, but nevermind, alright I understand it's the usual argument but how do you explain the fact that in most of the world, until recently, child brides were completely normal (and didn't lead to fucked up individuals)?