I will rap everything in this thread if someone gets trips

My name is OP, and I'm a faggot.

>>736621837
I wanna suck and swallow bob saget

I'm sucking on semen, just like a maggot

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Mis maa see on? Siin pole ühtki mäge.
Vaid metsad, lõputud, ja laukasood.
Kuid siinne rahvas täis on imeväge
ja kummalised nende laululood.

Mis maa see on? Kord öö sööb ära päeva.
Kord päev on nõnda pikk, et neelab öö.
Ühtmoodi mõlemad siin mööda lähevad.
Kui võõras puhkab, kohalik teeb tööd.

Mis maa see on? Kas tõesti üksnes orjaks
veel ainult kõlbab inimene siin?
Kes selle valu ükskord kokku korjaks,
et tuleks armastus ja lõppeks piin?

Mis maa see on, kus halastus on ohus?
Mis maa see on, kus vabadus on maasse kaevatud?
Kus on siin õiglus, kus rahukohus?
Kust õiglust otsima peaks vaevatud?

Mis maa see on? Kaastunne siin on roostes,
On roostes häbi, südameta rind.
Siit põgeneda võiksin lausa joostes,
kuid miski hoiab tagasi veel mind.

Mis maa see on, mis saab mind kinni hoida,
Ja millega ta seda teeb, ei tea.
Ta ju ei kata mind, ta ju ei toida,
kuid ometigi endaga mind veab.

Mis maa see on? Kas suudan teda mõista?
Kas suudan enam olla temata?
Mis maa see on? Kuis ometigi võis ta
Kõik oma lapsed jätta emata?

Mis maa see on? Siin pole ühtki mäge.
Vaid metsad, lõputud, ja laukasood.
Kuid siinne rahvas täis on imeväge
Ja kummalised nende laululood.

annnd /thread....almost funny though

>>736622014
Shut up you catastrophically large whore, go drink unfiltered pool water and swallow an entire palm tree. Your dubs are forfeit you DELINQUINT

>>736622078
Someone get trips.

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>>736622078
check the text in the image

>>736622507
I ain't clicking that shit.

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>>736622710
your loss

DICK FART POP TARTS TOP THE CHARTS CAUSE IT'S ART!!!

Bee boo bop, bee boo boo bop

Surely OP will deliver now that I have gotten trips.

>>736623340
orange you glad i didn't say andy sixx is super gay

yo get fukt.

>>736623224
So close. Check this out.

check deez tripizzles

balls on my head
baby is dead
traps aren't gay

Shiny happy people laughing. Shiny happy people holding hands.

Girl! Should be you!
I want to take you to a gay bar
I want to take you to a gay bar
I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Let's start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Waoow!
At the gay bar
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
You're a superstar
At the gay bar
You're a superstar
At the gay bar
Superstar
Superstar

tickle my pickle

I like turtles

OP will deliver, I'm sure of it.

>>736621766
do it faget

>>736629997
so fucking close

And for a start...why don't we go to K-Mart? Cause we're to smart for all them tarts.

>>736621766
trips

>>736621766
I'm pathetic

>>736631100
double dubs ain't lying

I'm hungry

my name uhhhhhh jeff

i hate niggers, i hate jews.
I hate spics and arabs too.

another mans semen is my favourite snack
it why the call my house the nut shack
I don't care if he's white or black
as long as he hits me in the back (door)

>>736622507
can some one click that shit

>>736621766
Autist bots roll out

Winrar for me?

>>736622078
Is this Elvish from LotR?

Trips plz

>>736621766
i eat a very large amount of semen

Same

I can't rap, I can't sing
I can't even summon trips
I don't know, how to rhyme
I won't even earn a dime

There is something I can do
shitty threads on /b/ for sure
only trips can make this fun
OP's a faggot fuck the metric

Skyking, skyking donut answer
I am a tripsomancer.

>>736621766
Hey put in the effort this time faggotfriend


S A T O R
A R E P O
T E N E T
O P E R A
R O T A S

Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac
The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
MC's get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to,
Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've
Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
You're like normal, fuck being normal
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad
Singin' to a man while they played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed,
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to,
Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh!
School flunkie, pill junky
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination

But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake it for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?

>>736621766
no you wont

>>736621766
t. white boi

id rather stick my dick in a pencil sharpener than listen to you rap anything.

>>736631696
nothing happened

just do it

>>736632807
Oh I will if one of you fags gets trips

>>736632860
I'd rather summon trips to watch you put your dick into a pencil sharpener than listening this faggot rapping, but here I am

>>736632807
He will though https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K9OnXyVbo_I

I'm bored... why is there no good new vidya?

Op here im just gonna go ahead and do it cause you fAgs can't roll trips

>>736621766
I fucking killed that bitch so hard lol I shoved her under the fucking train and watched her head splatter all over the fucking desert and onto my t-shirt, pretty sure the driver was dead because the train didn't stop when it ran over her now mangled body...
He was also there as well but he was only 4 years old, I covered his eyes as to not ruin what would happen to him, when the train came back I told him to stand in the tracks to take a photo, the boy was deaf so he didn't know any better, I took the blind fold off of him and told him to look at me, which was away from the train so he didn't jump off the tracks. Despite me telling him to stay on the tracks he was walking off of them, the train came though and luckily clipped him, his whole right hand side of his body was partially chopped off, bits of flesh dangling off of his brutalised body. He, of course, survived the incident so I threw him ontop of a red ant's nest that we had come upon before acting out the brutal sequence of murders. I returned home and cracked open a cold ass beer and then watched some Bondage on my laptop.

What a day to be alive I tell you.
niggers

Nigger

>>736633399
wow you suck at tripping

>>736621766
Rolling patrolling controlling niggerolling sukkin my Dick

No one is going to get trips.

Oh, Yeah,
I'm, the Op, and i'am a faggot, Oh Yeah, and I, Fap to, CP, OH YEAH.
* Double Time *
YOO IAM GAY AND HAVE A MINI-DICK *

>>736634001
So close.

>>736633961
Yes we will

>>736634001
Kill me

>>736634001
That was cringey

111 come to me

>>736634033
If trips, OP delivers and Latvia gets invaded by Russia.

And thats it

>>736634134
Looks good to me

>>736621766
Dear Satan give me the power of 666 ROLL

>>736634317
Rerolllllll

Quads

Name something more intresting than attempting to get trips on this shitty thread

>>736634440
>>736634441
Hopefully these count

>>736634482
they don't... 555 pls

BOON

Fucking niggers

Negros

Satanic trips, make this faggot deliver

>>736621766
Funny you chose a Ghostbusters picture
The kid who played baby Oscar killed himself today.

reroll

check this teisp

>>736634719
that's cool

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bazoop diddly
coo ka coohoo
jazz
maybe you should see a doctor
aho chitlin pudding

kqqqaaaaaaazooo

Trips now or I will shit my shorts.

Zipping and the zipping and the bopping and the kids are all about traps you see

>>736634890
Fucking two off

Θαλασσοkρατήσας δε πρώτος πασών, των νήσων σχεδόν επήρξεν.
Οργισθείς δε αυτω Ποσειδων ότι μη kατέθυσε τον ταύρον, τούτον μεν εξηγρίωσε!
Πασιφάην δε ελθειν εις επιθυμίαν αυτού παρεσkεύασεν,
η δε Αστέριον εγέννησε τον kληθέντα Μινώταυρον.

Cunting Double Niggers

>>736634887
sucks being you, buddy

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Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve

dluviudm

Zippity zoo zippity zey

fomment

>>736635221
Wot

O Rose thou art sick.
The invisible worm,
That flies in the night
In the howling storm:

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.

Yoyo

Otorhinolaryngologist

dis aint trisp

Come on babyeeee

so many almost trips

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Seh if yuh have a paper, yuh must have a pen
And if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
Seh five plus five, it equal to ten
And if yuh have goat, yuh put dem in a pen
And if yuh have a rooster, yuh must have a hen, now

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

>>736635221
i took shit in my pants,
just see how it bends

I have crippling depression and use memes to fill the void

Jesus Christ is my nigga

MAINSAIL, MAINSAIL ON TRIPLE ONE SEVEN FIVE requesting weather at Lima One Charlie Zero Zero.

>>736635396
and all I end with is bad hemorrhoids

Metal is like an apple, everything is good except the core.

im a failure and i know it
i stick my pee pee in grape fruit and show it

OP is a fag with a girly voice
making this thread was a terrible choice

KEEP ON TIL THE BREAK OF DAWN

if OP delivers I will shove my deodorant up my ass

I will split my sack and run my leg through it

We should ban niggers.

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

NIGGER

MOMS SPAGHETTI
MOMS SPAGHETTI
MOMS SPAGHETTI
MOMS SPAGHETTI
MOMS SPAGHETTI
MOMS SPAGHET

now this is a story all about how,

I snuck into a field and fucked a male cow

by which I mean a bull, how about that

but the bull was wearing stockings so I called it a trap

Statistically, someone should have tripped by now.

I molest my male relatives while they are sleeping
I like the smell of their night-time hair and skin

TRIPS ARE INMINENT

I'm Queen Latifah a big strong nigger that don't need no figure

새로운 만남은 싫어 왠지 몰라도
여전히 네가 많이 미워 아직도
운명 같던 만남이
이젠 님에서 남이
되어 떠나갔어 아직도 맴도는 너의 향기
We used to be all turned up
우린 멀어졌어 점점
넌 아니라 했지만 두고 봐
사랑의 역전
오늘도 외쳐
그전처럼 let’s go
앞으로 rewind
처음으로 X O

아직도 널 잊지 못하고 있는 내 모습이 나 싫은데
잊으려 잊으려 해도 그게 안돼 everyday
너 아니면 안 된다고
끝이란 있을 수 없다고

너의 사랑이 날 망쳐도 날 아프게 한대도
내겐 오직 너 하나뿐
내 사랑은 너로 시작해 너로 끝나
이 자리에 Waiting for you

너 아님 안돼 No
My one and only oh oh oh
너 아님 안돼 No
내 곁엔 너 아니면 안돼 난

It ain't over 'til it's over
It's gotta be you, uh

마지막이라고 차갑게 말하던 네 모습이 싫은데
지우려 지우려 해도 자꾸 난 널 그리네
너 아니면 안 된다고 끝이란 있을 수 없다고

너의 사랑이 날 망쳐도 날 아프게 한대도
내겐 오직 너 하나뿐
내 사랑은 너로 시작해 너로 끝나
이 자리에 Waiting for you

너 아님 안돼 No
My one and only oh oh oh
너 아님 안돼 No
내 곁엔 너 아니면 안돼 난

너의 사랑이 날 망쳐도 날 아프게 한대도
내겐 오직 너 하나뿐
내 사랑은 너로 시작해 너로 끝나
이 자리에 Waiting for you

>>736635777
FUCK YES OP DELIVER NOW

>>736635777
WINRAR

>>736635777
hemorrhoids hemorrhoidshemorrhoidshemorrhoids

>>736635777
DO EEEEEEET OP

>>736635435
It doesnt say nigga...

take a bow to see my flow, like Mark Rippetoe.
I like it raw, with coke like snow while giving blowjob - stop!
Or not, dog's knot is too hot i like it a lot.

>>736636136
you wanna bet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

>>736635777
foken deliver

>>736635777
jew it faggot

Rap faster OP. We want it now.

Please deliver OP, you fucking piece of shit

Trips will not happen in this thread you fucking nigger.

>>736637068
what are you, a new retard?
>>736635777

WHAT THE FUCK OP YOU PIECE OF MOLDY SHIT YOU HAD ONE FUCKING TASK TO COMPLETE AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4h2n4PXrj_c
Here

>>736637446
OP DELIVVERED

Still a fag but eh he's alright and doesn't afriad of anything

>>736637446
dude, you didn't even make it halfway through

half-delivering is like fapping without cumming

>>736637446
well you didn't pay much effort but ppl ITT are fucking faggots spamming normie chins unrelated bullshit and foreign trash... anyway OP pls could you deliver this?
>>736635071

>>736637446
atleast you tried

>>736638013
OP please i will suck your dick dont bail on me

>>736632334

damn

Op here the last link post was me delivering

>>736638646
ye, we noticed, now deliver the rest, especially my part

>tfw he stopped right before my comedy gold

Please stop calling me gay

>>736638756
Alright gimme a sec

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>>736639064

>>736639084
thank you good man

*sensually* baaaaaaaaaaark

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>>736635777

for fucks

>>736639438
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A-iOi26fV20
Here ya go ma boi

i want to kill myself in a fire

>>736621766
Hitler was the true hero of the west

Now I am going to blow my load on some furry kitty pussy

>>736640699
You started and ended on two of my posts

I feel special

whens the next one coming

>>736640699
actually beter, thank OP

>>736641826
That's it for this thread will probably post tommarow

>>736635777

OP YOU BETTER DELIVER FUCK

>>736642347
I did