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What are some jobs that hire long haired men?

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What are some jobs that hire long haired men?
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Garbage man
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>>736613882
Hooker.
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Janitor
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>>736613882
I have long hair and I work at clothing stores usually.
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As long as it's tidy and clean just about everywhere. Bonus points if youre in decent shape too
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>>736614117
Yeah
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Software engineer, pretty much anything in IT.
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>>736613882
musician
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Put it in a manbun, you get hired for any job in blue states
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A factory. But its usually hot in there so you may want a haircut.
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Skinhead.
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Cancer patient.
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>>736613882
>>736614117
Yeah, man I work in food and just have it all tied up and in a bandana. S'whatever.
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Starbucks faggot.
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>>736613882
starbucks
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Cheist you again. Just get a fucking hair cut becasue you obviously have no useful talents businesses cant find else.where from a descent respectul looking male!!!!!
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>>736613882
Pretty much any job nowadays, tbh, if you're willing to look like a total fucking faggot and do the man bun thing.
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>>736613882
Anything that does not require discipline or grooming.
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>>736613882
The Best jobs
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Pretty much any retail job have you even tried to apply for a job yet or is your mum not done making chicken tendies for you
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Attorney ??
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>>736613882
Teaching. Really. Academia is lax. If you have the skill and ability, they'll hire you.
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>>736613882
Just get a bloody haircut, your hair isn't your identity.
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>>736613882
pretty much anything that does not involve working in contact with customers
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>>736614903
Bullshit, long hair if done right is more masculine than most of the garbage cuts that are popular now.
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>>736613882
None worth having
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>>736615228
GD right? If I see one more fucker with a hard line I'ma.....tell him it's dumb.
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>>736613882
That guy that cleans up the cum after porn scenes, can use your hair to block some in case the actor fires off target. Suit you perfectly.
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>>736613882
I'm an art director and never had any comment about the length of my hair
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Maybe you could get a job as a shitposter? Lord knows you've had plenty of practice.
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>>736613882
developer
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>>736614151
sad but true.

many in the IT industry look like weebos or faggots.

Most don't know how to dress or groom themselves.

I made a bingo sheet when I was looking to hire.
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>>736614035
>inb4 fuck my ass master!
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fuck my ass master
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Truthfully, the best and the worst jobs, but very few in the middle. The middle class is immensely intolerant
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>>736614614
Wade?
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>>736618628
Stay mad peasant, you wont get here either.
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>>736618540
Please share bingo sheet.
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>>736613882
You could suck dick for a living. Having long hair already makes you a faggot. Sounds like you're qualified.
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>>736613882
Shit plant operator
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>>736613882
Zumiez and other gay hipster stores
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pharmacies don't care
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>>736613882
>jobs
Few.
>careers
Have it down to your ass, if you want. Just be able to pull it back and keep your face well-groomed. When you're a professional, you make your own dress code.

Go back to school.
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>>736618540
I work pretty closely with a bunch of nerds at a large datacenter. You're absolutely right. They're all either weeabos or faggots or both, actually. They're all awkward as fuck and I don't think they do any actual work.
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>>736619029
Yeah dude! Who's this?? That was wierd!!
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Depends. How tight is your asshole?
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>>736619935
Haha its tyla dude whatsup
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>>736619848
>im big internet man
>look at my words
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>>736620225
Would still smash
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>>736620228
Are you serious, my dude?
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Show up in a man-bun or pony-tail, and wearing a suit or tie, and it really doesn't matter
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>>736620608
What are you implying?
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>>736613882
Starbucks, apple, most any retail. Hell even IT jobs.
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>>736620539
It apears that she's already been smashed, perhaps with a car?
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Tell places you grow your hair long to donate it to an organization that makes wigs for kids with cancer, they eat it up
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>>736621165
the places eat it up, not the children.
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>>736621086
Perhaps... perhaps with a bonesaw
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>>736613882
Just find some cool hats to rotate through, unless it's like a shitty suit and tie gig they won't care and you can have shoulder length hair.
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>>736620994
You were the only one implying, dipshit. Sorry you can't wrap your noodle around those hard internet words like "professional" and...

Shit, dude... that's actually the only word I used that's more than two syllables and it triggered you.

Were you educated in the 3rd World or something?
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>>736613948
I'm a garbage man. Shit is cash, mostly.
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