non-porn webms

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I wonder if there is anything more pathetic than this?

>>736607880
Is he sniffing the ass musk she left behind?

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>>736608072

Yes.

>>736608055
Hope who ever filmed that sent it around the school

>>736607880
>he did it on livestream

This is why gamers are the most degenerates of modern society.

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>>736608113
The guy who helped him "wtf man"

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>>736608072
He could smell it before she even got up.

>>736607880
Wow, this is so wrong on so many levels.

>>736608055

god - that is one pathetic man

>>736608295
what the fuck was his plan

yes i will frontflip over my opponent and stab him in the back in a single move

>>736608479
WTF LOL

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>>736607972

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>>736608479
Best video on /b/

>>736607880
kek, wasnt this from the fucking speed running prevent cancer thingy name i cannot remember?

>>736608454
he got stabbed in the fucking crotch you dumb fuck

>>736607880
/b in a nutshell

>>736607880
It's cut off before you retards can see that he grabs something from under his chair. You gullible dumbfucks.

>>736608055
did he cum?

>>736608479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITUNlhDVxU

speed x2

>>736608505
Gravity, the right skewed slope and a little push

>>736607750
is that Thor?

>>736608346
it's a hose ya dingus

>>736608346
Wtf is that

>>736607925

That wasn't a landmine, that was gas built up in the sewer or something. His cigarette ignited it.

>>736607750
niggered kek

>>736608791
a rattle snake

>>736607750
you said no porn but you post life porn

>>736608901
Wtf are u even saying

>>736607925
nigga lost his shoes

>>736608707
meanwhile at a whaling station

>>736608707
Someone call SeaWorld, looks like one of their whales escaped

>>736609030
those cartels must be dealt with

>>736608793
newfag lurkmoar

>>736609042
lake monster?

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Sound first:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

>>736608809
Nice one

>>736609042
pls esplain

>>736608638
film name?

>>736608707

Damn, what type of whale is that? I'm glad that girl is keeping it moist. I hear they can die if they dry out.

>>736608113
99% rekted

>>736609030
Wtf story?

>>736608406
>>736608205
They said posting on b of all places.

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>>736609210
Alpha Dog with Justin Timberlake

>>736607972
when he give back the stuff LEL

>>736608301
200 % women

>>736609108
>>736609200

Bait in the bucket, alligators in the water

>>736608638
WHITE POWER.
WHAT IS THIS.

>>736609291
with a sink? :D

>>736609030
holy shieeet!!

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>>736609241
Cartel assassination.. Sloppy one.

>>736609042
what the actual fuck!?

>>736607750
What an absolute boss that blond guy.

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>>736609290

I wonder if his insurers know about his hobby?

>inb4 when she keeps sucking

>>736609389
It was a she. And she cheated on him, and he happend to have friends who worked in construction.

>>736609584
dat face tho

>>736609567
mech porn

>>736609291
200 % russian

>>736607880
Yeah the fact you can't see him looking for the cap to his bottle and cut it off right before he finds it to bait the fact he was sniffing her chair. Thats beyond pathetic or just completely ignorant lol

>>736609567
and its good that a sportscar does not have this suspension

>>736609389
heavy car

>>736609077
Any more of these, what is this called?

>>736608454
He was going for a stab too, but the other guy knelt down and stabbed him in the wiener

>>736609567
i keep my prosche and i let you your ugly us shits

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>>736609567

Bullshit. American propaganda to make the German automobile industry look bad.

Ever wondered why no one buys American cars outside of America? They suck! That why even Americans prefer German or Japanese cars.

>>736609480
fuck off m8, wot th fuck

>>736607972
gets me every time

>>736608638
what movie is this?

>>736609042
Story?

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>>736609865
why he no get out of car and get busy when she was ready for prone bone?

>>736610081
No one asked for a cringe thread.

>>736610040
sick cunt

>>736609213
>one slap man

>>736608406
>Man

That's a child fucking moron.

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>>736610056
I think it's called Alpha Dog, but I'm not sure.

>>736609978
is that a fucking droideka

>>736609978
what in the fuck voodoo shit is this sorcery

>>736610081

I'll take Hobbies of the Unemployed for $400, Alex

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Reminder why you should not take drugs.

>>736610093

Because she was a nasty fucking ham planet?

>>736609200
Grass Carp. They get up to 4' long, they linger at the surface, and spook very easily.

>>736610093
sauce?

>>736610184

agreed

>>736610106
i bet that ruined his day

>>736610267
Misleading filename.
That's the electric granma, she is in her early 70s, and gets some young cock.

>>736610106
kek

>>736609584
When the heroin kicks in full force

>>736610196
thanks
now i feel stupid for not recognizing ben foster

>>736610106
Critical Hit! Abandon truck

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>>736609108
>>736609200
>>736609501
>>736610090

Florida crocodiles dindus

>>736610327
i love feminism

>>736608793
that wasn't some gas that was ALLAH in that hole

>>736610435
>he's carrying 2pac's unreleased tape

>>736610488
this man, get this man a beer!

>>736608809
Fake.

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>>736610378
Are you some kind of druggie degenerate faggot?

>>736609127
cue benny hill music

>>736610093
Because she looks like Trayvon Martins character witness and its in the middle of the fucking street.

>>736607880
I'd sniff her chair, her asshole, her cunt, even her stinky feet. What the fuck is it to anyone else what I put up my fucking nose?

>>736608870
fucking retards should eat at home or something.

>>736610327
that's my motto. Equal rights, equal lefts.

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>>736608239
: )

>>736607750
Das raysis! HE RAYSIS! you see dat white skin? You see dat long blonde hair? Dat mean he raysis!!! Dem sweet innocent black children was jus trine ta walk home after a long, hard, thick, black day of school work and church when day was attacked by dat cracka ass crack jus cuz dey blizzack!!! Dey was turning dey live roun when dat raysis cracka ass cracka attacked dem fo nuffin!

HE RAYSIS!!!!

>>736610327
It took that pussy four or five punches to knock down that little girl.

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>>736607972

>>736610701
anyone have more webms like that?

>>736607880
Wow...
That's more desperate than a nigger with an extremely morbidly obese white woman.

>>736609445
ALL MY FUCKING NOPES

>>736608113
Thank God for that one and only dude. No one else gave a shit.

>>736609480
Thanks anon

>>736610327
If this was a YLYL thread I would have lost big time.

>>736608301
awh fuck lost

>>736610667
Ever considered jamming a carving knife up there?

>>736609845
Have fun driving your "prosche" ya fuckin retard!

>>736609042
They're manatees.
He threw a bucket of water and scared them. The State of Florida is actually trying to pursue criminal charges because the manatee is a protected animal

>>736610840
Buy a ticket to Brazil

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>>736609077

>>736608479
the uprising of the inanimate objects has begun!

>>736610701
>killing someone for a bit of cash that would get covered by insurance

that guy is not better than random niggers

>>736610734
HAHAHAH, i thought it was a litle girl

>>736608454
>Being this retarded.

>>736609077
They are wearing shin guards...

>>736609445
Saa dude

>>736610992
If I did, whats it to you, cousin-fucker?

>>736608791
nerve gas

>>736611284
what the fuck? where are their guns?

>>736610818
Dead?

>>736611072
faggot

>>736610036
What kind of dog is that?

>>736610569
fucking animals. And the garbage that feeds them is no better.

>>736611072
>Killing someone who is threatening your life and the lives of others.
You are no better than some random AIDS-ridden faggot sucking cock in a Times Square mens room for for $1 a load.

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>>736611465

>>736608870
Oh, fuck! This cracked me up!

>>736610701
killed the fuck out of that guy

>>736611418
Most UK cops don't carry guns, stupid. They have a special response team that does, but the average police do not.

>>736610106
I dont think anyone in that video was following the rules

>>736610734
That is so freaking me out man.

>>736611284
UK's finest, Housewives with no guns.

>>736608346
wtf is that shit
> inb4 nerve gas
> inb4 snake

>>736611525
Asian countries are so fucking weird.

>>736608744
doesn't look like a hose

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>>736611606
>stupid

Be nice, not everyone knows the laws of every country.

>>736607750
Holy shit, I know that place!

Hamilton NSW, Australia.

>>736610933
Dude handing out naps.

>>736610818
Imagine him doing an adam sandler voice while he's on the ground.

>>736611101
based server

>>736610435
OG as fuck when autocorrect changes dingus to dindus. Kudos anon!

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>>736611606
ehh.. so what purpose do they serve? if Im getting robbed in my house at night and the guy has a gun, they can call some real police?

thats after I've managed to survive till they arrive.

>>736610933
And he kept his smoke in is mouth. Nice.

>>736610996
ur a manatee

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>>736607972

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>>736609978

>would give a $/10

>>736610036
fucking lost. Also, I are angry at you anon

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>>736611962

>>736611820
No man. The UK cops would roll up to your house, start talking to that guy and de-escalate the fuck out of that motherfucking situation. Robber would drop his gun, apologize to you through his tears, and meekly be led away for a 7-day stint in prison. They wouldn't even be handcuffing him or nothing.

>>736610660
Damn he was about to fuck up all three of them. He was looking at the armbar for girl 2

>>736611973
summerfag

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>>736610081

Apparently smoking crack gives you super powers.

>>736611606
So it's better to devote 20 unarmed officers to respond to a single man wielding what looked like an old dildo?

Maybe if your streets are filled with murderous terrorists then your cops should carry something stronger than tea bags.

>>736611820
>if Im getting robbed in my house at night and the guy has a gun

This is not murica where every brainless fart has a gun. Crimes that involve guns are rare.

>>736610996
>Live in water
>Scared of water

Fuckers should be extinct...

>>736610818
how come funny things like this never happen in a professional fight? it always happen to retarded people fighting in the street. not fair.

>>736610106

thats why you should always wear a helmet.

>>736612027
because criminals are usually open to reasoned and logical debate when assessing the damage they do to others and society.

Good lord your cuntry is fucked.

>>736610933
second guy did not deserve that

>>736610155
>Implying you don't desperately want to learn how to do this.

>>736611820
If you're getting robbed the armed police show up. These are merely patrol cops. Glorified neighbourhood watch.

>>736608055
Looks like a handful

>>736612221
>Can't into sarcasm.
>Being this fucking retarded.
kys

>>736610996
I live near there, yay woot

>>736610925
And why should they?
Some lessons are learnt the hard way

>>736612221
found the autist

>>736611018
oh shit nigga but its ok its the life in the hood

>>736612156
What about crimes involving vans?

>>736609865
Lost. You're right about American cars too.

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>>736612275
No, because I'm not a faggot.

>>736610933
Whites are savage monkeys.

>>736610435
How does he not even feel that!?

>>736611972
Holy shit that's terrifying

>>736609127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

>>736611481
whats on this peacefull refugee skirt?
nigger nigger nigger nigger?

>>736610106
No ABS.

>>736612512
Fuckin slavs bro.

>>736611253
You could tell by his stance the cunt with the gloves knows how to scrap.

>>736612512
>
what is the story?

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>>736610660

>figtin 3 qties at once

That's actually pretty sweet. Though I think she might have accidentally hit her friend in the head.

>>736608809
Fake and gay

>>736612512
Why no rape :(

>>736612512
Whites never show you this in their nigger hate threads... fucking crackers.

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>>736612357
crawwwwwwling innnnn my skinnnnn

>>736612734
pretend to be a nigger on reddit or youjew faggot

>>736611429
a good one