Ask a p-psychologist anything! Whether it b-be help with medication

Whats with the stutter?

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>>736598537
W-what do you mean?

>>736598490
Why am I autistic?

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>>736598567
Are y-you diagnosed?

How would you describe the taste of my penis?

>>736598607
According to 4Chan I am.

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>>736598632
Cheesy.

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>>736598651
4chan is n-not a qualified medical professional. Seek t-the help of one if you suspect you have autism.

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>>736598490
Hope you have a good thread today alice!

>>736598490
Hi alice, slept well?

alice is your goal to turn all the brobots on 4chan into your dolls to control and manipulate?

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>>736598711
T-thank you very much <4

>>736598723
I s-slept horrible sadly. What about you?

>>736598729
Why w-would I want to d-do that?
I'm the puppet and Anonymous holds the strings, dear.

You stutter you stuttering fag?

Good morning Alice~ here is a bump for you. I hope you have a nice day <3

I have to ask. Of all the characters you could've chosen for your persona on here, why is Alice the one you've chosen?

>>736598490
Get out fucking trap

>>736598490
I almost went to be an hero today
Zoloft kicked in
Made me feel like a robot
I just went home took a nap instead
Now i feel sad

>>736598773
Horrible? Why?
Haven't slept yet, we live in different time zones.

>>736598773
>I'm the puppet and Anonymous holds the strings, dear.
maybe that's just what you want us to thing....

>>736598537
He's autistic

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>>736598805
D-don't know.

>>736598816
I d-didn't choose anything, and I d-don't have a persona dear.

>>736598807
And you as w-well my love <4

>>736598851
Not a t-trap dear.

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>>736598868
She, and n-no I am not.

>>736598860
You are exhibiting m-mood blunting. Contact your doctor immediately!

>>736598864
Nightmares.

>>736598866
>to thing
W-what.

>>736598860
is this normal for anti depressants? I don't want something that's going to make me tired/sleepy, if it does does that mean it's the wrong medication?

>>736598490
if you wouldn't mind sharing, what meds have you been on and for how long? what was the most successful for you?

>>736598490
Why don't you ever respond to me on Steam?

>>736598924
What kind of nightmares? Resident evil induced dreams?

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>>736598949
Ketamine h-has been the most successful for me.

>>736598961
*blinks slowly* I d-do not currently have any messages.

>>736598975
S-sadly not. At least t-those I can shoot!

>>736598924
Why is mood blunting bad if im still alive?

>>736599021
But when I do send them you never respond :c

>>736598816
She didn't choose the Alice life, the Alice life chose her

>>736598490

I'm on escitalopram 30 mg ( 10 mg above maximum dose ) doesn't really help for my derealisation.

What should I do ?

>>736598875
You know exactly what I mean.
To some level she must connect with you, represent an aspect of your psyche. What is it about Alice that fixated you on her?

>>736598949
Zoloft makes me tired
And when i have a crisis like today it turns me into a zombie

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>>736599022
It c-can be indicative of too high of a dose and c-can lower quality of life, which means most people s-stop taking their medication, which m-means they relapse.

Contact your doctor!

>>736599047
Why n-not send one now?

>>736599021
Well yeah you can haha, anyway i was the anon asking to forget an ex, watched some videos of you playing. Can i ask what line of work are you in?

>>736599088
Thank you Alice
I mean it
:)

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>>736599077
....w-well of course it wouldn't. T-that isn't a treatment for derealization.

>>736599078
Nothing. You've g-got a weird idea of why I d-do things that doesn't match reality.

>>736599085
No, it b-blunts your mood. Nothing makes you l-like a zombie dear, besides the rage virus.

>>736599088
>sent message
>still no response
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>736599077

Then what is please help. I'm in a psychiatric hospital.

I've tried the ACT - therapy, mindfullness ...

I also take some lorazepam to help the anxiety.

>>736599021
>Ketamine
did you just get ketamine or did you actually have it in a controlled medical environment? is your depression that bad? have you ever had ect? ive had family that's had it done. Just ignore me if these questions are too heavy, <3 alice

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>>736599125
I am a f-financial engineer by title, b-but I mostly function as a programmer or s-software engineer.

>>736599136
It's m-my pleasure dear. Get the help you need.

>>736599156
Steam m-must be messed up. I received n-no message.

>>736598490
Real shit. Who here can put more than 5 Sharpies in they asshole?

>>736598490
I find this thread offensive

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>>736599169
Antipsychotics w-work, but m-may I ask why you are exhibiting this symptom?

>>736599177
Controlled m-medical environment, I am n-not a candidate for ECT (especially with ketamine working).

And yes, it is that bad.

>>736599195
I w-would not know dear, maybe you c-could do an experiment to find out?

>>736598490
blogpost
I have "social anxiety" and "depression" - NEET two years. really it's just very low self-esteem due underdeveloped social skills and an OCD mental breakdown I had at the end of high school.

I can't work up the motivation to do the only things that will actually help me develop self-confidence. Therapists have gotten me to do little things to the extent I actually started working (shitty supermarket job) for a month. Problem is it was humiliating because I'd run into people who were wondering why I didn't go to university or make something great of myself (people had high expectations of me).

In the end what therapists asked me to dohave utterly crushed my sense of self-worth. I believe the only way I can regain confidence is by working a difficult job not something embarrassing. Therapists refuse to acknowledge that what other people think of me IS going to have a massive effect on what I think of myself.

My OCD has since flared up since and made me worry if I'm a psychopath, have autism, have bipolar, have schizophrenia and have a personality disorder. Therapists have fucked me up by refusing to bend and I was literally about to go insane (up 48 hours straight could not sleep looking up mental health non-stop) until I just decided these fuckers have turned me from ashy guy dealing withshitty circumstances to a broken person, so I've cancelled all non-medical appointments and I'm just taking a break to relax, try redevelop hobbies so maybe I can start to feel joy again (mental-health obsessed incduced depression going on 6 months now)

what would you recommend? do you think I'm right? I feel like I need to learn to be happy and tackle the new obsessions FIRST, and then apply for jobs that I won't be embarrassed by (not as in high-paying, but as in something more respectable like enty-level construction)

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>>736599190
Is this why?

>>736599140

Derealisation dude ... Then what helps ? Which meds. I've taken paroxetine and Duloxetine as well ... Tried the ACT - therapy. Actually in a psychiatric hospital right now ...

>>736599190
Financial engineer? Is that why you have loads of free time?
Anyway if ever i made an algorithm that can predict market movement can you code?

>>736599250

Because I've got major anxiety and can't express my emotions. I'm stuck and their hypotesis is that that causes my derealisation. The inabilty to express emotion.

>>736598490
Are you grill

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>>736599243
Okay? S-so?

>>736599264
D-don't remind me of how hungry I am...

>>736599261
*blinks slowly*

I would recommend you listen to your therapists.

>>736599286
Seroquel is w-what I would try.

>>736599293
I d-don't have a lot of free time dear. Here, l-let me lay it out.

This is my schedule. You may notice the giant 10 hour gap between 10AM and 6PM (when I do my streams or other threads). That's me at work. I post lunch threads from my phone.

I w-work around 10 hours a day (9 to 7) and I d-do all of this around that schedule.

>>736599329
That d-doesn't tend to cause derealization t-to the point it needs treatment....

>>736599375
Yes?

>>736598490
I feel like shit and my meds aren't working
I've been considering ECT, what do you think

>>736599400
Wow, how can you still be sane and you decide to give your free time to help?

>>736599195
Can you?

>>736599400
>Alice has forgotten about the donut and/or blocked them
>feelsbadman
>just wanted to say hi and tell you how good things were going

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>>736599476
I w-would try ketamine before ECT.

>>736599517
I also v-volunteer at a local hospital and do tons of charity work in m-my free time and through m-my work.

Basically every minute of every day is carefully budgeted.

>>736599554
Oh h-hello double O donut how are y-you?
Steam m-must be not w-working properly.

>>736599606
Hi Alice! I'm doing great! Just wanted to talk a bit more personally though, maybe try checking in case you accidentally blocked/turned off notifications? Messaging on your Aneki profile btw, but I still get stream notifications so I dunno. We'll talk more on Steam if that's fine (just prefer it over here, less captchas)

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Good morning alice! I was going to have a quicky then go to work but I guess I can stay for a thread.

>>736599250
>And yes, it is that bad.
awww well i'm sure this is unwelcome from every one include you but *hugs*

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>>736599754
G-good to hear, but I w-will need to go to work soon s-so maybe some other time <4

>>736599774
A quicky? You s-should do that rather than b-be here!

>>736599803
*hugs back* T-thank you Anonymous <4

>>736599606
What dedication then, do you have a background in psychology?

Sorry if its the wrong thread for this alice, but ive always appreciated what you do here

Hung out with an ex I hadn't seen in months over a week ago now after we both said we missed each other. Seemed normal, lots of friendly touching, etc. Told her I was interested in trying again at the end and she clammed up a bit. Few nights later we have a long phone call shooting the shit and it turned pretty sexual but it seemed we were both comfortable with it. After a few more days, she completely cuts me off, ignores the one text I send every other day and that's where im at. What could this mean and what should I do? Ive been a mess lately, so thank you.

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>>736599886
I d-do <4 I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist.

>>736599907
I d-don't think any other Alice's exist these d-days.

It m-means she likes you b-but she isn't willing to invest in a relationship w-with you right now.

>>736599839
I understand then, timezones suck tbh, wasn't gonna be long though promise, just a hi, maybe i can catch you another time? just message me if you have time, lots of things have been happening ^^

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>>736598490
I've been undergoing an assessment for ADD/ADHD with a psychologist. They've been having me do all sorts of questionnaires and stuff resembling 'standardized testing'.

I should be getting the results of my assessment soon. What should I expect? What should I do if I don't get evaluated as having it?

Also, I added you on Skype a few weeks ago because I wanted to ask about the testing but I felt weird asking you stuff out of the blue. Is that like, normal for you?

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>>736599839
Good morning Alice!!
Nice to see you!

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>>736600127
F-feel free to ask me anything at any t-time. But email is b-better than skype for me <4

You should expect to either be diagnosed with ADHD or not. If you don't have it, what's the problem?

W-what is actually bothering you enough t-that you went in to get tested?

>>736600133
Nice t-to see you too <4 What should I c-call you by the way?

>>736598490
Why would a trap with man hands pretend to be a girl?

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>>736600364
D-don't know, as I am not a trap and my h-hands are pretty delicate.

Go ask someone who has experience with such a situation.

>>736598490
You're one incredibly sad cunt.
Stop posting forever.
Sick to death of your threads and you typing like a complete retard.

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Alright everyone, it is t-time for me to go to work!

If you have any more questions or are in n-need, feel free to contact me in the following ways:

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Youtube: celtyplays

Love you and have a v-very safe day!

>>736600421
Those are not delicate hands, you just have limp girly wrists. You're hands are like a truckers or someone that does a bunch of manly hand things

>>736600194
The reason I went in is because I'm almost 30 and my life is and has always been a complete mess. The biggest symptom affecting my life is the constant spacing out during conversations, reading, watching videos, etc.. The reason I haven't gone in to get tested until now is because I haven't gotten my shit together enough to go in (procrastination, disorganization, tons of hobbies and unfinished projects, etc..). I could really go on about this but I don't want to get bogged down in the details (I've been wanting to talk to you in one of these threads but I keep missing/forgetting about them; so I don't want to waste this opportunity).

My major concern is that I've developed a lot of coping mechanisms for dealing with stuff and they've allowed me to stumble through life up to this point. I'm worried there's a slim chance the assessment will say I'm too functional to be diagnosed.

Maybe I will send you an e-mail with further questions sometime the. I think I would prefer email over skype as well.

>>736598949
It's the inevitable side effect of all of them.
I took Prozac for two years, worst insomnia I ever experienced, the day felt good tho.
But then to treat insomnia I had to switch on Remeron, which is basically a sleeping pill mixed with antidepressant shit. It made me feel a fucking zombie all day long, you usually take around 9 pm and like an hour after that you enter a 10 hours comatose-like dreamless sleep.
None of them directly helped me.

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>>736600548
I'm g-going to keep posting every d-day for as long as I can. Until the next Alice replaces me.

S-so, I guess the s-sad one here is you <4

>>736600615
I l-literally am a double 0 at this point w-with hands that barely fill out an XS pair of gloves.

But keep dreamin' kiddo, someday the trap you w-want will meet you!

>>736600634
S-send me an email as soon as you like <4 I'm h-here for you!

Alice out!
*vanishes*

>>736600194
You can call me Mantis.

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>>736598773
Is it normal that i love being a virgin beta and that my life is basically 4chan Alice? :3

>>736599400
>I would recommend you listen to your therapists
or you could stop being a pussy and tell me what you think my problems/solutions might be directly, not avoid it


never mind though, you're not even a psychologist. You're the same faggot who posts celeb threads on here because you're even more lonely and pathetic than I am. fuck you for misleading people thinking you're giving them advice as a well-developed person you're just a fucking failure loser who happens to have a job, you need therapy just like the rest of us not a fake community like this so you can feel important

sorry for taking this seriously and putting my pathetic story out there you cunt

>>736600696
Thanks! I will, have a great day!

>>736600634
That happened to me too, I passed, barely, but I was functional enough to keep going, same with my autismo, too high functioning to actually have anything done but I'm still shit at people things

>>736600688
I'd rather have insomnia than be tired honestly.
Think about all the extra hours I'll be able to work on my stuff!

>>736600696
bye alice I hope you have a nice day!

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>>736600745
Calm down sweetie, get that cock out and let me make you feel good :3

>>736600745
fucking kek,
>"i don't need to listen to my therapists, instead I want to listen to some random on /b/ and take their advice instead"
kys

>>736600737
Not op here.
I suggest you slowly try some new things over the summer. Nothing radical. For example, you could go to a baseball game.

>>736600696
>If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit!
What are you johnny cochraine photo proff this. probably going to say you can't then go sow a tag on to a new pair of gloves

>>736600898
>doesn't understand therapists are just people giving advice

>>736600745
"Hurrdurr didn't get told exactly what I wanted to hear, so instead of taking what advice I actually get seriously, I will instead insult you and tell you how bad of a person I think you are for not saying exactly what I wanted to hear"

>>736600829
How do you know you 'barely passed'?

I'm not sure if the purpose of the testing I did was to ensure that I didn't have some other learning deficiency and that my issues were ADD related or if it was something else. Honestly I have no idea what to expect next session.

>>736598490
I treat women like garbage and now I'm thinking about killing some. What's the word, doc?

>>736601135
Will you put your cock in their pussy after? :3

Seriously, you people disgust me. Following this mentally ill tranny from thread to thread, lapping at his shitty rehashed "advice", believing that he personally cares about you when he's trying to make extra money through patreon.

You're all pathetic literal faggot white knights.

>>736601057
jesus fuck read my post again you sperg. I've never seen this thread before thought he'd give actual advice, instead it's painfully obvious this is just another pathetic /b/ community like those celeb threads he always makes. if op actually was a psychologist he'd explain things but he's not and given the amount of time he puts into /b/ if he has a job he does literally nothing for look for attention on the internet with his free time, that's the sign of someone with awful mental health/

and yeah, giving people advice when you know full well you're misleading people about your own issues is the behaviour of a cunt

>>736601254
Link pathreon please now pussy virighn?

>>736601135
Anon pro tip don't treat women badly they can't handle it like men can

>>736598490
What condition causes loss of balence?

>>736601254
holy kek he has a patreon? at least he's not as pathetic as I thought, the scamming aspect makes his attention-seeking less cringey

>>736601319

Did you have a stroke while typing that? I would tell you to seek metal help, but it's likely this isn't the first one and the world is better off without you.

I've had a S/M fetish since I was a kid. What does mean?

>>736601135
Like I commented on a YouTube video of a girl with a full beard saying I'd rather eat a spider than kiss her and it turned out she owned the channel. She replied today now I feel terrible

>>736601426
https://www.patreon.com/alicemargatroid

What's even more funny is that they don't even get any reward for giving him money... I don't know how these people can be so pussy(dick) whipped.

>>736601307
Op doesn't post celeb threads ever.. so you obviously are thinking they are a different person.

Also they did give you the help you NEEDED not the HELP you WANTED.

Alice has a community that she is more than willing to bring you into if you need the help or simply want to join

>>736601456
Anon ? Ya that's right, patreoh

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this guy needs an ED page

>>736601603
jesus fuck I don't want help from people sadder than me

>>736601112
I barely passed because they told me pretty much, but yeah that's kinda what the test is for, I got it alongside my autism test so I can't say for sure but it's definitely something like that, though I do with you the best, but honestly it could be anything really

o-omg her cam when She stream is her f-feet hnggg

>>736601603
it is the same person

>>736601603
anon please go to """work""" haha

>>736598490
HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE THAT COVER WITH YOUR AUTISTIC SHIT

>>736601732
Then why would you even come to /b/ to ask for help if you're not fucking willing to take it when it's given to you, God grow the fuck up, and change your therapist

>>736598490
Alice, I was the anon a while ago who had unexplainable migraines.

>>736598490
i n-n-eed h-help w-with m-my s-st-st-stutter

>>736601893
That was like 20 years ago man, let it go. Its been done.

>>736601992
Awww sweetie <3

>>736601761
its a dude not a she

>>736601732
>14 patrons

What's alice's stream?

>>736602092
why does she sound like a gril then?

>>736601794
They aren't the same person she literally posted her entire weekly schedule here and I'm also not op?

>>736601794
no it isn't.

>>736602184
He doesn't, he has been doing this for a while so he doesn't sound as bad a tranny who just transitioned and hasn't started taken hormones.

He sounds like a teenage boy. Ever wonder why he hides most of his body? Ever wonder why he lacks any tits? Ever wonder why he won't show his face? It's a fucking dude.

>>736598490
Can you PLEASE stop using Final Fantasy 7 assets in your shitty autistic photoshop. I'm begging you, I will do whatever you want just stop ruining my game.

>>736602379
>hides most of his body

Pretty sure she posted in a bikini before.

dead thread
>>736602200
>>736602241
it is

>>736602398
learn to filter

>>736602398
Ff7 is the worst instalment. You want a good FF, play 6

>>736602463
Ooh, post.

>>736602398
It's too late anon, Alice is already gone to work.
Also, sage because he's gone now you losers.

>>736602463
w-wat, please picture

We are all doomed and we are all going to die.
Sleep tight faggots

>>736602463
She did, numerous pictures

My hallucinations are affecting me more and more
And I just moved so the waiting list for psychology is a lot longer

About a month ago I hallucinated an ex texting me to tell me to kill myself, so I slit my wrists and sent her photos
I ended up in hospital before bleeding out. And about a month later I checked and saw she never told me to kill my self. And I wouldn't care if she did but when it was coming from that voice in my head I just had to show her.
The same hallucinations have brought me to suicidal behaviour the first one I ran in front of a bus over a year ago and got tackled inches short.

>>736602499
>>736602520
>>736602545

they're on my external and I'm currently in bed

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Damn. I missed a chance to bully Alice. Better luck next time.

They aren't a trap, guys.. just a pathological liar with a martyr complex who has convinced themselves they come to this site to help you all even though it apparently makes them miserable. Totally not because they enjoy the praise and the sense of self satisfaction these threads give them. Not at all.

>>736602669
Who cares why she does it as long as others benefit from it.

>>736602471
sshhhhh there's no need to be contrary. FFVII was good, FFVI was also good.

>>736602556
Send that post in an email to Alice. [email protected]

>>736602668
so i didn't came to a guy's feet? fiou

>>736602556
damn dude, you really suck at suicide

>>736602806
no, she's female.
/b/ just has trap threads all the time so everyone here is addicted to cock and desperately wants anything remotely feminine to have one.

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>>736602750
Because she is totally up her own asshole and her advice is really shallow. She thinks she can't leave this site because you sorry assholes will wallow in misery without her.
Maybe I care about her reasons for doing it because I think she has the intention of doing good but is going about it in a retarded and unhealthy way.

>>736602750
Because this is the place to go to for help. Kys circlejerking faggots.

>>736602902
tell me about it, got a trap fetish now

>>736602750
thats really a drag to think some of you take this seriously

>>736602669
Not all doctors become doctors because they want the prestige, the money or the praise that comes with it.

You're an idiot if you think that she comes in here to help people, gets shit on and then comes back the next day to do it all over again because she enjoys it. She does this because there is no one else to do it and anons need help.

>>736602750
I don't know, a dozen + people in this thread?
>>736602962
this

Is pedo a form of sexuality?

>>736602921
Please get out of your mother's basement and experience the world through normal colored lenses instead if the piss and shit stain ones you wear now.

>>736602921
I really think you're projecting your own pathology onto to some one else...

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?

>>736603122
But as soon as i live the house i get anxiety anony, please help :3

>>736603009
are you implying this weeb faggot is a doctor?

>>736602962
She's helped people, so if you don't like it, why are you here? Perhaps you should gtfo back to plebbit.

>>736598490
Why don't you get a real job?

>>736603181
No, I'm saying that not everyone becomes something because they get personal satisfaction from it

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>>736603009
But there are people who do what she does on here every day but they don't make a spectacle of it. Feels threads, secrets threads, comfy threads.. all filled with anons comforting anons. Real, meaningful discussion happening. Not some weeb avatarfag handing out (you)s to every poster like a participation award.
I don't mind that she speaks with a dumb fake stutter or that she posts pictures of herself.. i really just dislike the way she views herself as a martyr. As I said, it's unhealthy for her. She comes to this place and posts her alice persona because she didn't get enough satisfaction from doing it as anon, like everyone else does

>>736603181
You don't have to have a degree to help people.

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>>736603257
>we've gotten to this low a point of arguing
My god, these comments are now as bad as those "lul if u dont lik it dont wach XDXD" comments on youtube.

>>736598490
How to know for sure em I have ASPD?

>>736603344
(You) are the only person making her a martyr.

>>736603128
I think I'm speaking as a realist that has been visiting this site since its inception and has seen many well meaning femanons delude themselves in the same way she is.

Mind you I'm saying all this as a femanon myself. She's cheapening the experience of actually helping each other and she's fooling herself into thinking the people here would care just as much if she dropped the cutesy act and just let her words stand on their own.

>>736603379
You don't even deny that he's right...

Those people actually are correct. I don't like cuck porn, so I don't go seek it out. C'mon, this is simple shit.

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>>736603379
I mean it's a perfectly valid point.

just close yo eyes nigga lmao

>>736598490
have you smoked dmt alice?
any psychedelic use at all?

>>736603422
I'm not the one usually bullying her or calling her a trap. I'm the one trying to talk to Alice while everyone else is talking to their waifu.

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guys if you actually want help with mental health there's a Psychological Issues regular thread on /r0k/, it's not up all the time but so far we have 76+ successful threads. It's a self-help group, some of us are doing really well for ourselves and have a lid on our problems, some of us are just as fucked up as you can imagine. We have people with PTSD, bipolar, schizophrenia, deporsonalization, anxiety, autism, etc. We have dozens and of experienced people who will offer you honest advice, comfort you, talk you through a serious episode.

Just getting the word out because there are clearly people here looking for help. Please bump this can help people.

>>736598490
You're just a psychologist, not a doctor, you can't help with medication

>>736603344
You don't seem to understand that her being Alice isn't and wasn't a choice in the same manner than you're thinking it was. Someone had to step up to the plate when it came time for the previous Alice to step down. You need to understand that she takes time out of her day to post as Alice because Alice has been around on 4chan for years.

When you see an Alice thread, you come in and you feel welcome..cared about. Personally. Alice is a sign of love and compassion where the internet needs it most. For people that have seen her threads before, they know that it's a place where you can tell someone your problems and when you log on next and you see an Alice thread you can come in and feel like you matter to someone, even if it's only for an hour. Sometimes that's what anons need most. And when you don't need help, you leave with your head held high and friends behind you.

>>736603636
Good shit, anon. This is how you effectively comfort your fellow anons.

Not avatarfagging

>>736603617
You do realize those people are on your side, right?
>>736603636
>r9k
Really igga?

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>>736603658
she said she was a neuropsychopharmacologist. though.

also holy fuck that's a big word

>>736603636
/r9k/* obviously

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>>736603700
>r9k
>comfort

I'd rather kill myself tbh

>>736603692
I just think she has an inflated sense of self importance.. and this alice has at least been the alice since 2011. I actually never recall seeing her before that.

>>736603765
Who? The people who love alice or the trolls? I'm not on a side. I don't blame the people who come here looking for advice and I dont blame the people who come her to sperg about something they don't like being on their /b/.

>>736603874
>implying the people that come to these threads arent infinitely more pathetic than your average /r9k/ poster

>>736603765
it's completely seperate from /r9k/ culture largely. It's probably the furthest thing from 4chan on 4chan. Putting a name in namefield is even encouraged so we can give more personal advice. Occasionally we do have people complaining about a few "normies" we have giving advice though.

again, it's a massive mixed bag of NEETs/shutins with no achievements and people with girlfriends and jobs. We do really well for avoiding drama though, everyone's just there to get advice and we're not judgemental

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>>736603692
Tbh every time I come to these threads I feel cheated. It doesn't make me feel good about myself that someone gave me a response out of obligation, especially when the responses are usually 4 words long and extremely patronizing.

I agree with the other person flaming here. Anons consoling other anons would be more effective. The persona is entirely for the benefit of the person posing as alice.. especially if they are going to take body shots

>>736603692
There was a different Alice before this? How long ago?

whee are the tits

Alice is a shit-tier waifu anyway. Nitori's better.

>>736603884
She has said numerous times that when an acceptable replacement is found she will retire

>>736598490
I might be addicted to masturbation, pls hlp.

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>>736604740
Is she gone or just typing an answer?

>>736604923
refer to:
>>736600696
>>736600560

>>736604597
And I doubt that. I doubt there were alices before she started in 2011. I doubt she's given the amount of money she claims to people for medical services. I doubt her vagina was damaged by being stabbed and i doubt her voice is still deepened from smoke inhalation damage years later.. and that she has no working sweat glands due to burns but has no visable burn scars. Did she only burn her face?

I just have a lot of questions and the only answers I ever get are "alice is a figurehead and that's why its okay that we take everything she says at face value" or "yes we are the dozens of people alice has helped and not just a small dedicated group of fanboys/personal friends of alice"

Maybe I'm an asshole.. actually, im definitely an asshole.. but i think you are all viewing her with rose colored shades.

>>736604923
fuck you nigger

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>>736605029
Ok.

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>>736605021
not that guy but if she helps people, who cares?
Besides that I've seen her give her email out to people and offer to help them pay for shit.

no idea if any of that was actually followed through though.

>>736598490
how to deal with the constant feeling of lonleyness that keeps me depressed

>>736605755
SSRIs

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>>736598490

>>736605644
She gave me 5000 for surgery recently

>>736605644
>>736605644
'Cuz im a bored contrarian and I have a bad taste in my mouth when it comes to mousey asians playing the benevolent angel card.
>>736606270
Proof? Hate to be a dick

>>736606978
What proof do you want? A receipt? No thanks I don't need my personal info on /b/ you splerg lord

>>736598490
Why do I prefer jerking off more than I like to have actual sex?

>>736607108
She left a long time ago man email her

>>736607132
Shit. Nah no fake email , don't feel like making one , think ill just go jerk off. Ty though

>>736607222
She's safe to email man she buys people shit and takes em to the hospital all the time

>>736607262
Maybe another time.

>>736607020
Well then I have no reason to believe someone gavr you $5000 for a surgery based on your word alone.

>>736607262
But does she really?

>>736607020
Show the transfer of funds and just black out all sensitive info ya dunkass

>>736607981
And? I'm not trying to convince you bro. Believe what you want, I could easily fabricate evidence with a shop. But she does help and she has helped me.

I can't socialize and I'm all alone help

>>736608007
Yes

>>736608083
Yeah real convincing. Like I said a shop ain't hard

>>736608108
If she was really giving away that kind of money to people just because you posted a sob story on an anonymous image board she'd be getting taken advantage of left and right. Do you send her a copy of your medical bill or something?
I dont buy it. Just like I dont buy all her convenient injuries

>>736608259
But they do. She is even the one who started steam begging threads and one night bought literally everyone in a thread a game. She's very generous

>>736608359
Well im going to keep trying to run her off then. Cleary /b/ doesnt deserve her.

>>736608488
She's not gonna stop dude

>>736608488
Wait so because she's good you are going to hurt her? What the fuck logic is that?

>>736608488
She's not who we deserve but she's who we need

>>736608641
Asshole logic. She is offering this aid to /b/ because its a challenge and I want to help challenge her.

>>736609012
What. Are you joke. Why do you slip from one stupid explanation of why she does things to the next, all without evidence?

>>736609012
Why is it so hard for you to believe someone wants to help for the sake of others?

>>736609166
Because I help people every day and I dont make a spectacle of it.

>>736609104
Who cares why she's trying to help, faggot? Maybe because she realizes there's some broken people on here and she might actually care and want to make lives better, not that you'd understand that.

I want benzos how can i get thm?

>>736609245
So? What does that mean or prove?

4chan is a place with a lot of broken people...she clearly wants to help those in need. It's easier being anon and putting your problems out there without too much fear of being judged. Stop being a jerk.

>>736609245
Given your behavior here, I don't believe either count

>>736609549
It proves that I have a point in trying to get her to admit she enjoys these threads.
She claims she doesn't. That she does it out of necessity. Thats bullshit. She should be able to admit she helps people as alice specifically because she enjoys assuming the persona.. but she won't because it hurts her deep, deep martyr complex
I think you guys have the wrong idea of me. I dont hate alice and I don't think she's a bad person.. she's just adopted this holier than thou attitude that hurts her cause and if she embraced the good feels she gets from doing these threads she wouldnt feel like its a burden

>>736609811
>Martyr complex
>Not enjoying being called a trap and shit every day

You are a special kind of idiot huh

>>736609811
What happened to you that made you into such an asshole?

>>736609811
Alice has severe intractable depression that she takes ketamine for. Why is it so hard to understand she doesn't enjoy people insulting and attacking her when she doesn't enjoy much of anything?

>>736609966
I grew up coming to this board. Duh

>>736610028
Alice did too and she isn't an asshole. Check mate.

>>736610071
She joined in 2011.

>>736610071
King me!

>>736610071
If alice grew up visiting this board it shouldnt bother her to be called a trap.

>>736609811
Now who's pretending to be a psychologist.

>>736610149
No, she became Alice in 2011 newfag. Shes got a history here going back to 2004

>>736610192
Pretty sure being called anything day in and day out would be demoralizing

>>736610216
And actual proof? You guys claim there have been multiple alices while simultaneously claiming she's been the only one and im the one with wishy washy logic?

>>736610258
Its not.
Source: am a trans person that frequents this board

>>736610273
No one has claimed that lmao but people who were there at the time like Jack Spicer know her. Fuck, moot emailed her once if I recall correctly

>>736610323
Oh wow one person thinks it's okay and that means it is okay for everyone? Great logic!

>>736610273
I'm not those guys but there's stuff on the internet about these alice threads going back to 2007.

>>736610323
I think the difference is that she has an identity and does those game streams where she shows her legs.

>>736610273
You make claims without evidence about how someone thinks and feels yet have the balls to demand proof in turn? Back up your claims first buddy

>>736610402
Yeah back then Alice was known as osaka

>>736610425
>demanding proof on an anonymous board
You are too invested in this. Why should anyone care what you believe?

now alice is gone you jerk

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How to react when an ex girlfriend fucks your friend?

>>736610520
Make a claim, back it up buddy. Why talk at all if you don't want people to listen?

Diagnosed with : bipolar type 2, ocd, social anxiety, chronic depression.

With meds and without meds few years ago : suicidal, i act on my suicidal tendencies, more anxious, mania all the time, deep depression is present, ocd and fast thoughts are present.

Without meds now : no bipolar symptoms, rarely any suicidal thought, no depression, less anxious, no racing thoughts, not acting recklessly.


Am I wonderfully curing without knowing?

>>736610629
I'm not the same person you were talking to. I'm just annoyed of seeing this thread continue to be bumped by an autistic retard who thinks people owe him something.

>>736610676
Email her at [email protected]

>>736610676
Refer to
>>736600560

>>736610813
Evidence buddy do you provide it?

>>736610906
What part of
>I'm not the same person you were talking to.
do you not understand?

>>736611182
What part of back up your claims do you not understab

>>736598490
That pic is so great. <4

>>736610813
Actually im the retard and im saging all my replies. You guys are easy to bait

>>736611338
She paid in pizza for it from a very talented frog

>>736610629
Okay.. someone prove she gives people money for medical expenses or its basically a lie

If I like drawing fluffies and them being tortured am I mentally unstable

>>736598490
Alice are you conservative or liberal?

>>736611714
Yes

>>736611711
>Basically a lie
Uhh no? That makes no sense? A lie is an intentional falsehood, but plenty of people back it up. Go to her chatroom, ask reimu or kyouma. She helped both of them I thibk

>>736611787
She is moderate

>>736611969
Go into their chatroom at https://anekiho.me/chat2 they are very welcoming especially Kermit ask him any questions you have

>>736611969
>>736611969
Okay well you told me that my claim was worthless because i couldnt prove thats what alice is feeling, when i never implied it was more than speculation on my part. You guys made outright claims that you havent provided evidence for.

>>736612331
No you very clearly made claims dude. You can't just wave them off as speculation when you stated them as if they were facts.

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>>736612331
Again go to their chat and ask for Kermit. He is very helpful and the best moderator and also he saves everything. Then ask reimu and kyouma, people Alice has literally donated tons of money to

>>736612381
not the same fag but are you retarded
like seriously

>>736612381
I said "i think blank because of blank"
That is speculation. Besides, most of my claims were claiming that she was lying or was deluded, and you can't really prove a negative. Learn to fucking debate

>>736612496
So shes an attention whore that buys her friends?

>>736603514
you know what does someone have a photo of her holding something we can find on ebay and figure out the size of and determine just how big those manhands are?

>>736612633
what girl has ever had to buy friends unless she was a lesbian? you're just reaching with bait to try to get a rise out of people

>>736613013
Holy shit. Its been how many hours ive been here and we are just now realizing this? Do you think I care if someone wants to help someone else?

Look faggot, bait or not, you have the choice to type this way (b-being a f-faggot s-stuttering in t-text), you don't if you actually speak this way. Cut the bullshit, grow the fuck up, and take the fedora off and throw away your fidget spinner. Take the fingerless gloves off, and kill yourself. For the good of humanity and the human DNA spectrum.

>>736613317
>Its been how many hours ive been here and we are just now realizing this?
no, i don't, because I haven't been here hours, I saw your one post and just responded that to you... lol..

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Yay!

Steam Summer Sale

in 10 minutes!!! <3

alice gave me 1million dollars haha no proof tho what do you want a receipt with my doxx? haha not like I could just put in minimal effort covering up my doxx and post pic to defend her from being called a selfish whore or anything

>>736608108
>But she does help and she has helped me
this really doesn't sound like the word of someone who got 5,000 out of nowhere from a stranger

is alice meant to be some millionaire/billionaire philanthropist her wastes time on 4chan? what kind of person with the money to give 5000 to a stranger startsafucking kickstarter where she's only making 200$

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>>736614014
can i have some
:)

>>736614092
>>736613932
>>736612477

please stop and take a look at your life

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>>736614354
no u

hmph

>>736613645
Oh. Grats on being the first perceptive person to reply

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>>736614400
I already have that's why I'm clinically depressed. Now you.

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>>736614523
There's nothing there! you're Wrong!!! it didn't work...
:(

>>736598490
I lost my best friend and i want to die. what should I do?

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Does liking my sister's boyfriend make me a cuck? He's a pretty cool guy and is a lot like me personality-wise but I can't help feeling a little cucked tbqh.

>>736614600
stop

go outside, get depressed, figure out what you want to do so you're not depressed. stop posting anime girls on 4chan and rping is a first step. you don't wan to waste another couple years here till it'stoo hard to find joy then kill yourself do you?

also stop orbiting Alice she's a negative influence on you. Join a support group online until you're ready to join areal support group. shill out money for a therapist.

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>>736614918
nah i've been here over 10 years

i'm fine ^_^

Is anybody still here?

for stop self-bumping for attention just let it die

Alice is a trap
*runs*

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kys and stop shitting up the board with these faggot threads.

Get this thread to the fucking bump limit already

Just let it die