Ask a p-psychologist anything!
Whether it b-be help with medication or a l-loving word, I'm h-here for you Anonymous! Don't s-suffer in s-silence!
4chan is n-not a qualified medical professional. Seek t-the help of one if you suspect you have autism.
Hope you have a good thread today alice!
T-thank you very much <4
I s-slept horrible sadly. What about you?
Why w-would I want to d-do that?
I'm the puppet and Anonymous holds the strings, dear.
I d-didn't choose anything, and I d-don't have a persona dear.
And you as w-well my love <4
Not a t-trap dear.
She, and n-no I am not.
You are exhibiting m-mood blunting. Contact your doctor immediately!
is this normal for anti depressants? I don't want something that's going to make me tired/sleepy, if it does does that mean it's the wrong medication?
if you wouldn't mind sharing, what meds have you been on and for how long? what was the most successful for you?
Ketamine h-has been the most successful for me.
*blinks slowly* I d-do not currently have any messages.
S-sadly not. At least t-those I can shoot!
It c-can be indicative of too high of a dose and c-can lower quality of life, which means most people s-stop taking their medication, which m-means they relapse.
Contact your doctor!
Why n-not send one now?
....w-well of course it wouldn't. T-that isn't a treatment for derealization.
Nothing. You've g-got a weird idea of why I d-do things that doesn't match reality.
No, it b-blunts your mood. Nothing makes you l-like a zombie dear, besides the rage virus.
did you just get ketamine or did you actually have it in a controlled medical environment? is your depression that bad? have you ever had ect? ive had family that's had it done. Just ignore me if these questions are too heavy, <3 alice
I am a f-financial engineer by title, b-but I mostly function as a programmer or s-software engineer.
It's m-my pleasure dear. Get the help you need.
Steam m-must be messed up. I received n-no message.
Antipsychotics w-work, but m-may I ask why you are exhibiting this symptom?
Controlled m-medical environment, I am n-not a candidate for ECT (especially with ketamine working).
And yes, it is that bad.
I w-would not know dear, maybe you c-could do an experiment to find out?
I have "social anxiety" and "depression" - NEET two years. really it's just very low self-esteem due underdeveloped social skills and an OCD mental breakdown I had at the end of high school.
I can't work up the motivation to do the only things that will actually help me develop self-confidence. Therapists have gotten me to do little things to the extent I actually started working (shitty supermarket job) for a month. Problem is it was humiliating because I'd run into people who were wondering why I didn't go to university or make something great of myself (people had high expectations of me).
In the end what therapists asked me to dohave utterly crushed my sense of self-worth. I believe the only way I can regain confidence is by working a difficult job not something embarrassing. Therapists refuse to acknowledge that what other people think of me IS going to have a massive effect on what I think of myself.
My OCD has since flared up since and made me worry if I'm a psychopath, have autism, have bipolar, have schizophrenia and have a personality disorder. Therapists have fucked me up by refusing to bend and I was literally about to go insane (up 48 hours straight could not sleep looking up mental health non-stop) until I just decided these fuckers have turned me from ashy guy dealing withshitty circumstances to a broken person, so I've cancelled all non-medical appointments and I'm just taking a break to relax, try redevelop hobbies so maybe I can start to feel joy again (mental-health obsessed incduced depression going on 6 months now)
what would you recommend? do you think I'm right? I feel like I need to learn to be happy and tackle the new obsessions FIRST, and then apply for jobs that I won't be embarrassed by (not as in high-paying, but as in something more respectable like enty-level construction)
Is this why?
Derealisation dude ... Then what helps ? Which meds. I've taken paroxetine and Duloxetine as well ... Tried the ACT - therapy. Actually in a psychiatric hospital right now ...
D-don't remind me of how hungry I am...
I would recommend you listen to your therapists.
Seroquel is w-what I would try.
I d-don't have a lot of free time dear. Here, l-let me lay it out.
This is my schedule. You may notice the giant 10 hour gap between 10AM and 6PM (when I do my streams or other threads). That's me at work. I post lunch threads from my phone.
I w-work around 10 hours a day (9 to 7) and I d-do all of this around that schedule.
That d-doesn't tend to cause derealization t-to the point it needs treatment....
I w-would try ketamine before ECT.
I also v-volunteer at a local hospital and do tons of charity work in m-my free time and through m-my work.
Basically every minute of every day is carefully budgeted.
Oh h-hello double O donut how are y-you?
Steam m-must be not w-working properly.
Hi Alice! I'm doing great! Just wanted to talk a bit more personally though, maybe try checking in case you accidentally blocked/turned off notifications? Messaging on your Aneki profile btw, but I still get stream notifications so I dunno. We'll talk more on Steam if that's fine (just prefer it over here, less captchas)
Good morning alice! I was going to have a quicky then go to work but I guess I can stay for a thread.
G-good to hear, but I w-will need to go to work soon s-so maybe some other time <4
A quicky? You s-should do that rather than b-be here!
*hugs back* T-thank you Anonymous <4
Sorry if its the wrong thread for this alice, but ive always appreciated what you do here
Hung out with an ex I hadn't seen in months over a week ago now after we both said we missed each other. Seemed normal, lots of friendly touching, etc. Told her I was interested in trying again at the end and she clammed up a bit. Few nights later we have a long phone call shooting the shit and it turned pretty sexual but it seemed we were both comfortable with it. After a few more days, she completely cuts me off, ignores the one text I send every other day and that's where im at. What could this mean and what should I do? Ive been a mess lately, so thank you.
I d-do <4 I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist.
I d-don't think any other Alice's exist these d-days.
It m-means she likes you b-but she isn't willing to invest in a relationship w-with you right now.
I understand then, timezones suck tbh, wasn't gonna be long though promise, just a hi, maybe i can catch you another time? just message me if you have time, lots of things have been happening ^^
I've been undergoing an assessment for ADD/ADHD with a psychologist. They've been having me do all sorts of questionnaires and stuff resembling 'standardized testing'.
I should be getting the results of my assessment soon. What should I expect? What should I do if I don't get evaluated as having it?
Also, I added you on Skype a few weeks ago because I wanted to ask about the testing but I felt weird asking you stuff out of the blue. Is that like, normal for you?
Good morning Alice!!
Nice to see you!
F-feel free to ask me anything at any t-time. But email is b-better than skype for me <4
You should expect to either be diagnosed with ADHD or not. If you don't have it, what's the problem?
W-what is actually bothering you enough t-that you went in to get tested?
Nice t-to see you too <4 What should I c-call you by the way?
D-don't know, as I am not a trap and my h-hands are pretty delicate.
Go ask someone who has experience with such a situation.
Alright everyone, it is t-time for me to go to work!
If you have any more questions or are in n-need, feel free to contact me in the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Love you and have a v-very safe day!
The reason I went in is because I'm almost 30 and my life is and has always been a complete mess. The biggest symptom affecting my life is the constant spacing out during conversations, reading, watching videos, etc.. The reason I haven't gone in to get tested until now is because I haven't gotten my shit together enough to go in (procrastination, disorganization, tons of hobbies and unfinished projects, etc..). I could really go on about this but I don't want to get bogged down in the details (I've been wanting to talk to you in one of these threads but I keep missing/forgetting about them; so I don't want to waste this opportunity).
My major concern is that I've developed a lot of coping mechanisms for dealing with stuff and they've allowed me to stumble through life up to this point. I'm worried there's a slim chance the assessment will say I'm too functional to be diagnosed.
Maybe I will send you an e-mail with further questions sometime the. I think I would prefer email over skype as well.
It's the inevitable side effect of all of them.
I took Prozac for two years, worst insomnia I ever experienced, the day felt good tho.
But then to treat insomnia I had to switch on Remeron, which is basically a sleeping pill mixed with antidepressant shit. It made me feel a fucking zombie all day long, you usually take around 9 pm and like an hour after that you enter a 10 hours comatose-like dreamless sleep.
None of them directly helped me.
I'm g-going to keep posting every d-day for as long as I can. Until the next Alice replaces me.
S-so, I guess the s-sad one here is you <4
I l-literally am a double 0 at this point w-with hands that barely fill out an XS pair of gloves.
But keep dreamin' kiddo, someday the trap you w-want will meet you!
S-send me an email as soon as you like <4 I'm h-here for you!
Is it normal that i love being a virgin beta and that my life is basically 4chan Alice? :3
>I would recommend you listen to your therapists
or you could stop being a pussy and tell me what you think my problems/solutions might be directly, not avoid it
never mind though, you're not even a psychologist. You're the same faggot who posts celeb threads on here because you're even more lonely and pathetic than I am. fuck you for misleading people thinking you're giving them advice as a well-developed person you're just a fucking failure loser who happens to have a job, you need therapy just like the rest of us not a fake community like this so you can feel important
sorry for taking this seriously and putting my pathetic story out there you cunt
That happened to me too, I passed, barely, but I was functional enough to keep going, same with my autismo, too high functioning to actually have anything done but I'm still shit at people things
Calm down sweetie, get that cock out and let me make you feel good :3
"Hurrdurr didn't get told exactly what I wanted to hear, so instead of taking what advice I actually get seriously, I will instead insult you and tell you how bad of a person I think you are for not saying exactly what I wanted to hear"
How do you know you 'barely passed'?
I'm not sure if the purpose of the testing I did was to ensure that I didn't have some other learning deficiency and that my issues were ADD related or if it was something else. Honestly I have no idea what to expect next session.
Seriously, you people disgust me. Following this mentally ill tranny from thread to thread, lapping at his shitty rehashed "advice", believing that he personally cares about you when he's trying to make extra money through patreon.
You're all pathetic literal faggot white knights.
jesus fuck read my post again you sperg. I've never seen this thread before thought he'd give actual advice, instead it's painfully obvious this is just another pathetic /b/ community like those celeb threads he always makes. if op actually was a psychologist he'd explain things but he's not and given the amount of time he puts into /b/ if he has a job he does literally nothing for look for attention on the internet with his free time, that's the sign of someone with awful mental health/
and yeah, giving people advice when you know full well you're misleading people about your own issues is the behaviour of a cunt
Like I commented on a YouTube video of a girl with a full beard saying I'd rather eat a spider than kiss her and it turned out she owned the channel. She replied today now I feel terrible
What's even more funny is that they don't even get any reward for giving him money... I don't know how these people can be so pussy(dick) whipped.
Op doesn't post celeb threads ever.. so you obviously are thinking they are a different person.
Also they did give you the help you NEEDED not the HELP you WANTED.
Alice has a community that she is more than willing to bring you into if you need the help or simply want to join
this guy needs an ED page
jesus fuck I don't want help from people sadder than me
I barely passed because they told me pretty much, but yeah that's kinda what the test is for, I got it alongside my autism test so I can't say for sure but it's definitely something like that, though I do with you the best, but honestly it could be anything really
He doesn't, he has been doing this for a while so he doesn't sound as bad a tranny who just transitioned and hasn't started taken hormones.
He sounds like a teenage boy. Ever wonder why he hides most of his body? Ever wonder why he lacks any tits? Ever wonder why he won't show his face? It's a fucking dude.
My hallucinations are affecting me more and more
And I just moved so the waiting list for psychology is a lot longer
About a month ago I hallucinated an ex texting me to tell me to kill myself, so I slit my wrists and sent her photos
I ended up in hospital before bleeding out. And about a month later I checked and saw she never told me to kill my self. And I wouldn't care if she did but when it was coming from that voice in my head I just had to show her.
The same hallucinations have brought me to suicidal behaviour the first one I ran in front of a bus over a year ago and got tackled inches short.
Damn. I missed a chance to bully Alice. Better luck next time.
They aren't a trap, guys.. just a pathological liar with a martyr complex who has convinced themselves they come to this site to help you all even though it apparently makes them miserable. Totally not because they enjoy the praise and the sense of self satisfaction these threads give them. Not at all.
Because she is totally up her own asshole and her advice is really shallow. She thinks she can't leave this site because you sorry assholes will wallow in misery without her.
Maybe I care about her reasons for doing it because I think she has the intention of doing good but is going about it in a retarded and unhealthy way.
Not all doctors become doctors because they want the prestige, the money or the praise that comes with it.
You're an idiot if you think that she comes in here to help people, gets shit on and then comes back the next day to do it all over again because she enjoys it. She does this because there is no one else to do it and anons need help.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?
But there are people who do what she does on here every day but they don't make a spectacle of it. Feels threads, secrets threads, comfy threads.. all filled with anons comforting anons. Real, meaningful discussion happening. Not some weeb avatarfag handing out (you)s to every poster like a participation award.
I don't mind that she speaks with a dumb fake stutter or that she posts pictures of herself.. i really just dislike the way she views herself as a martyr. As I said, it's unhealthy for her. She comes to this place and posts her alice persona because she didn't get enough satisfaction from doing it as anon, like everyone else does
>we've gotten to this low a point of arguing
My god, these comments are now as bad as those "lul if u dont lik it dont wach XDXD" comments on youtube.
I think I'm speaking as a realist that has been visiting this site since its inception and has seen many well meaning femanons delude themselves in the same way she is.
Mind you I'm saying all this as a femanon myself. She's cheapening the experience of actually helping each other and she's fooling herself into thinking the people here would care just as much if she dropped the cutesy act and just let her words stand on their own.
I mean it's a perfectly valid point.
just close yo eyes nigga lmao
guys if you actually want help with mental health there's a Psychological Issues regular thread on /r0k/, it's not up all the time but so far we have 76+ successful threads. It's a self-help group, some of us are doing really well for ourselves and have a lid on our problems, some of us are just as fucked up as you can imagine. We have people with PTSD, bipolar, schizophrenia, deporsonalization, anxiety, autism, etc. We have dozens and of experienced people who will offer you honest advice, comfort you, talk you through a serious episode.
Just getting the word out because there are clearly people here looking for help. Please bump this can help people.
You don't seem to understand that her being Alice isn't and wasn't a choice in the same manner than you're thinking it was. Someone had to step up to the plate when it came time for the previous Alice to step down. You need to understand that she takes time out of her day to post as Alice because Alice has been around on 4chan for years.
When you see an Alice thread, you come in and you feel welcome..cared about. Personally. Alice is a sign of love and compassion where the internet needs it most. For people that have seen her threads before, they know that it's a place where you can tell someone your problems and when you log on next and you see an Alice thread you can come in and feel like you matter to someone, even if it's only for an hour. Sometimes that's what anons need most. And when you don't need help, you leave with your head held high and friends behind you.
she said she was a neuropsychopharmacologist. though.
also holy fuck that's a big word
I'd rather kill myself tbh
I just think she has an inflated sense of self importance.. and this alice has at least been the alice since 2011. I actually never recall seeing her before that.
Who? The people who love alice or the trolls? I'm not on a side. I don't blame the people who come here looking for advice and I dont blame the people who come her to sperg about something they don't like being on their /b/.
it's completely seperate from /r9k/ culture largely. It's probably the furthest thing from 4chan on 4chan. Putting a name in namefield is even encouraged so we can give more personal advice. Occasionally we do have people complaining about a few "normies" we have giving advice though.
again, it's a massive mixed bag of NEETs/shutins with no achievements and people with girlfriends and jobs. We do really well for avoiding drama though, everyone's just there to get advice and we're not judgemental
Tbh every time I come to these threads I feel cheated. It doesn't make me feel good about myself that someone gave me a response out of obligation, especially when the responses are usually 4 words long and extremely patronizing.
I agree with the other person flaming here. Anons consoling other anons would be more effective. The persona is entirely for the benefit of the person posing as alice.. especially if they are going to take body shots
And I doubt that. I doubt there were alices before she started in 2011. I doubt she's given the amount of money she claims to people for medical services. I doubt her vagina was damaged by being stabbed and i doubt her voice is still deepened from smoke inhalation damage years later.. and that she has no working sweat glands due to burns but has no visable burn scars. Did she only burn her face?
I just have a lot of questions and the only answers I ever get are "alice is a figurehead and that's why its okay that we take everything she says at face value" or "yes we are the dozens of people alice has helped and not just a small dedicated group of fanboys/personal friends of alice"
Maybe I'm an asshole.. actually, im definitely an asshole.. but i think you are all viewing her with rose colored shades.
not that guy but if she helps people, who cares?
Besides that I've seen her give her email out to people and offer to help them pay for shit.
no idea if any of that was actually followed through though.
If she was really giving away that kind of money to people just because you posted a sob story on an anonymous image board she'd be getting taken advantage of left and right. Do you send her a copy of your medical bill or something?
I dont buy it. Just like I dont buy all her convenient injuries
Who cares why she's trying to help, faggot? Maybe because she realizes there's some broken people on here and she might actually care and want to make lives better, not that you'd understand that.
4chan is a place with a lot of broken people...she clearly wants to help those in need. It's easier being anon and putting your problems out there without too much fear of being judged. Stop being a jerk.
It proves that I have a point in trying to get her to admit she enjoys these threads.
She claims she doesn't. That she does it out of necessity. Thats bullshit. She should be able to admit she helps people as alice specifically because she enjoys assuming the persona.. but she won't because it hurts her deep, deep martyr complex
I think you guys have the wrong idea of me. I dont hate alice and I don't think she's a bad person.. she's just adopted this holier than thou attitude that hurts her cause and if she embraced the good feels she gets from doing these threads she wouldnt feel like its a burden
Alice has severe intractable depression that she takes ketamine for. Why is it so hard to understand she doesn't enjoy people insulting and attacking her when she doesn't enjoy much of anything?
I'm not those guys but there's stuff on the internet about these alice threads going back to 2007.
I think the difference is that she has an identity and does those game streams where she shows her legs.
How to react when an ex girlfriend fucks your friend?
Diagnosed with : bipolar type 2, ocd, social anxiety, chronic depression.
With meds and without meds few years ago : suicidal, i act on my suicidal tendencies, more anxious, mania all the time, deep depression is present, ocd and fast thoughts are present.
Without meds now : no bipolar symptoms, rarely any suicidal thought, no depression, less anxious, no racing thoughts, not acting recklessly.
Am I wonderfully curing without knowing?
>Basically a lie
Uhh no? That makes no sense? A lie is an intentional falsehood, but plenty of people back it up. Go to her chatroom, ask reimu or kyouma. She helped both of them I thibk
Okay well you told me that my claim was worthless because i couldnt prove thats what alice is feeling, when i never implied it was more than speculation on my part. You guys made outright claims that you havent provided evidence for.
Again go to their chat and ask for Kermit. He is very helpful and the best moderator and also he saves everything. Then ask reimu and kyouma, people Alice has literally donated tons of money to
I said "i think blank because of blank"
That is speculation. Besides, most of my claims were claiming that she was lying or was deluded, and you can't really prove a negative. Learn to fucking debate
Look faggot, bait or not, you have the choice to type this way (b-being a f-faggot s-stuttering in t-text), you don't if you actually speak this way. Cut the bullshit, grow the fuck up, and take the fedora off and throw away your fidget spinner. Take the fingerless gloves off, and kill yourself. For the good of humanity and the human DNA spectrum.
>Its been how many hours ive been here and we are just now realizing this?
no, i don't, because I haven't been here hours, I saw your one post and just responded that to you... lol..
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alice gave me 1million dollars haha no proof tho what do you want a receipt with my doxx? haha not like I could just put in minimal effort covering up my doxx and post pic to defend her from being called a selfish whore or anything
>But she does help and she has helped me
this really doesn't sound like the word of someone who got 5,000 out of nowhere from a stranger
is alice meant to be some millionaire/billionaire philanthropist her wastes time on 4chan? what kind of person with the money to give 5000 to a stranger startsafucking kickstarter where she's only making 200$
I already have that's why I'm clinically depressed. Now you.
There's nothing there! you're Wrong!!! it didn't work...
Does liking my sister's boyfriend make me a cuck? He's a pretty cool guy and is a lot like me personality-wise but I can't help feeling a little cucked tbqh.
go outside, get depressed, figure out what you want to do so you're not depressed. stop posting anime girls on 4chan and rping is a first step. you don't wan to waste another couple years here till it'stoo hard to find joy then kill yourself do you?
also stop orbiting Alice she's a negative influence on you. Join a support group online until you're ready to join areal support group. shill out money for a therapist.
nah i've been here over 10 years
i'm fine ^_^
kys and stop shitting up the board with these faggot threads.