Trips decides what I do to this little shit

Love it unconditionally

>>736591684
Pet him with dick

Give hug

Pet it and call it a good boy or I'll suffocate your entire family with my ass

Put it in your mouth

treat nicely

Drive it

be good to him, he's a good boy!

>>736591684
love him tenderly for the rest of both your lives.

Make it a paper hat and love him

Pat on head and feed a treat

Cut your dick

>>736592455
Ah, welp looks like you have your answer

Let it eat a 100 dollar bill

Kiss him and post pic

Kill it

>>736592555
Winrar

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>>736592555
LOOOOL SAVED SCREENSHOT

>>736592555
AYY I GOT IT

>>736592555
check em

Take loving care of and cherish forever. When the time comes for him to pass on stroke him and tell him it'll be okay.

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>>736592555
Uh

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>>736592555

>>736592555
He doesn't chew on stuff sorry :(

>>736592677
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>736592677
Stop fagging you fucking summerfag.

>>736592702
I'll show proofs so try again

>>736592677
Feed him one spoonful of anything of his choice

>>736592677
How about you eat it then.

Poke him very lightly on the eye just enough for him to do that cute flinchy thing

>>736591684
Be nice to him and give him all the love you don't deserve, you motherfucker

>>736592802
Yeah what he said

>>736592891
I said trips decide

>>736593007
And you couldn't deliver.
So now you eat it and I'll tell you you're a good boy.

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>>736592677
>Dog
>doesn't chew

go to the pet store and trade him for a cat or a charizard card.

treat it nicely and cherish him forever or just give him to a family that will actually care for him you sick fuck.

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>>736593074
Bitch

Put it up for adoption so a good family can take of it.

>>736593284
I hope you have 2 of those.

>>736593284
That's a $50 dollar bill you cuck

take care of it like a good owner

If you weren't such a scorching homosexual you would cut the hundred into shreds and mix it in with his food

>>736593284
You fucking faggot. He said $100. Go fucking kill yourself and let your dog piss and shit on the remains.

>>736593413
He's not gonna eat paper he's a picky little nigger

>>736593424
Think he'd just eat his remains. Hue

I only had a 50 dollar bill

>>736593448
Didn't know you were too.

Punch it hard in the ribs

Hit it

Pet him and tell him he's a good boy

If I roll trips on this post you have to take it for a walk and jump in front of a car that's going at least 70 km/h, faggot OP

Keep trying fags

Let him have a nap on your lap and dont you dare move until he is good and ready to leave. Also stroke his head softly as he sleeps so he knows hes loved

>>736593475
According to OP he doesn't chew so ain't no way he getting through that fat fucking faggot.

>>736593898
Why can't you autistic faggots be like this guy

Let him have a nap on your lap and dont you dare move until he is good and ready to leave. Also stroke his head softly as he sleeps so he knows hes loved. Then kill it

love and cherish it

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>>736593405
such a cute dog. don't listen to those virgin faggots, i hope you love this dog, cause he sure loves you. dogs are man's best friends

be its friend.

Kick him like a football

>>736595145
Kys

Eat his turds in a bowl of strawberry ice cream