Daniel, move your fucking lazy ass and dial home!

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>>736590313
God dammit Daniel, you took too long. Now the gate is destroyed and we got enemy ships scanning the damn surface. Im going to fucking eat you first once our rations run out.

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>>736590795
Anyone got any insight into how we can get out of this god damn mess?

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>>736591109
Suck mah tiddies

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>>736590313
>>736590795
>>736591109
>>736591585

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>>736590313
>>736590795
Butthurt much, Jack?

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Annnndddd .... Carter blows the whole team

>>736593948
Shes got a cock

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>>736590795
Can't we all just get, you know, beamed up or something?

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>>736594986

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>>736595804
nigga our ship got blown up

>>736593948
I would fuck the shit out of her.

>>736594986
Faggot

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>>736596230

>>736596365
poor colonel has lost it

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>>736596493

This Thread Is Goa'uld

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Just downloaded this series again, time to marathon.

You guys ever think about how they fought apophis for like 5 seasons and he had shitty equipment and stuff but then they fight goddamn ANUBIS who is half ascended and they beat the motherfucker, all his gentically engineerd guys, his giant fucking fleet and mothership and then they threw him into a frozen hellhole and hes dead in 2 seasons. What the fuck.

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*succ*

>>736596917
Hulu gas all 3 series, complete

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>>736597170
>3 series
>Acknowledging SGU

>>736596994
they kinda built up their arsenal and knowledge on the enemy at that point tho

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>>736596994
Hallowed are the Ori

>>736596230
>>736591109
Don't worry guys there's a tribe nearby and they seem chill even though their aliens haha look they don't understand our technology but doesn't it seem kind of creepy how they have that big spooky temple oh boy turns out one of them is doing evil space magic better save the day oh would you look at that it's not magic it's ancient technology well I'm glad we cleared that up and learned a lesson now they can show us how to dial the gate and get home for debrief

>>736597294
...not EVERY episode...

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this is him now

>>736597359
there are also the virus episodes and...

that's it

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i would happily be trapped on any planet where Vala is. thats a crazy i would love to know !

>>736597468
Wormhole Extreme, bitch.

>>736597520
I've had a stainless steel bonah for Claudia Black ever since Pitch Black

>>736597596
fuckin same. shes a god damn sex magnet

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>>736597445
>>736597445

god damn father time is a scary son of a bitch

1 decade removed from stargate

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>>736597445
>>736597735
If you were his age, sitting on Macgyver money AND Stargate money, you'd be fatter.

>>736596165
I would hit that like a staff blast weapon, Daniel Jakson

>>736597735
ah yes, but you can see the happy smile on his face. hes either happy, or gon batshit crazy

>>736597891

no doubt. dude is gettin close to 70 at that

>>736597905
i was alway curious if the java had sex while wearing those big helmets, the helmets would keep opening and closing with each couple of thrusts. makes me kek just thinking about it

>>736596755

Checked, also witnessed the great pun.

>>736598007

> alway curious if the java
> if the java
> java

Coffee doesn't have sex numbnuts, it reproduces asexually. Everyone knows that.

>>736597170
>>736597170


good looking out. hard to believe sg1 is 20 years old

>>736598103
indeed, i did not notice my mistake. being drunk at 8am will do that to me.

>>736598237

Drunk at 8am = forgiven, godspeed /b/ro

>>736598299
working the nightshift does have its perks !

>>736598103
show me proof that coffee cant sexually reproduce because i know for a fact ive never seen my coffee split into two replicas of itself.

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>>736593948
>>736593948
>>736593948

over 50 id still smash

Hey you guys wanna hear a jaffa joke??

>>736597271
Blessed are the true believers, for only they shall walk the Path, and they shall be welcomed unto the realm of the Ori and made as one with Them

>>736598688
fuck off.

>>736598380

You need better drugs dude.

>>736598386
Yeah, I'd Tap Tapping, when she was 30.
You know who else? Teryl Rothery.

I cant believe I used to watch this shit. Inspired me to pursue a degree in Physics though, even if that meant a future in IT since space exploration never really took off. fml

>>736598786
Pity not the blind man, But rather, pity yourselves, for he shall see the light before you


Hallowed are the Ori

>>736598837

Doc Fraser could check my temperature any time.

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>>736598837
>>736598917
Got it.

>>736599068

God that episode where they all became super aroused still makes me diamonds.

>>736599161
which episode was that? i remember one of the first few episodes of season 1 the women all had to seduce all the men.

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>>736590313

>>736600317

damn nearly unrecognizable

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COMTRAYA!

>>736600472
nooooooooooo !!!!!!

>>736600366
haha give him a break dude, he's earned his gravy years.

>>736600771

just sayin 10 years ago dude was sexy...

guess once u hit your 60's shit goes downhill fast

>>736590313
This thread is the win.. epic!

Stargate is the only TV show that I watch from start to finish, then as soon as I've finished SG1 and Atlantis I go right back to the start again.
Must be on my 10th playthrough in a row now... I just can't get enough of it.

>>736603825
It is seriously funny and epic indeed.

>>736594986
It just makes her better