Anon who names the dumbest invention wins. >magnetic hammer

>>736569313
That's actually smart. Might help pick up dropped nails.

>women's sports

>>736569313
>special olympics

>Vagina condom

Where's my trophy?

>>736569313
>Cotton Gin

had free labor already

solar powered flashlight

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>>736569946
Kek

>cheese grater dildo

>solar powered flashlight

Feminism

>>736570150
>this joke

>>736569313
Reusable toilet paper

>>736570222
I mean they make reusable diapers so...

poisoned canned steak and poisoned edible fish food

>>736569313
Black Father's Day card

unscented deodorant

poisoned baby food improperly sealed

Your mum

>>736570483
im dying

poisonous mushrooms in sandwich bag

Electric wheelchair with footbrake

poisonous snake

Electronic baseball bat

>>736570442
>>736570579
>>736570635
this guy

Glass hammer

Pet rock

Poison

>>736570017
Underated post.

bags full of bibles that bad gekids getirsiri modomnod

instant sand

The condom

>Hey, I think you might have communicable diseases...so let's put a millimeter of latex between us and try our damnedest to swap fluids

>>736569313
>4Chan

This thread

Religion.

>>736570671
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKDDu_0NsEk

God

>>736570928
dafuq are you shoving up your butthole?

>>736569946
>>Cotton Gin
>had free labor already
The "free labor" picked the cotton, the gin separated to cotton form the seeds.
Without the cotton gin, there would have been far less demand for slave labor.

poison creating device

rabbits

>>736571007

>>736570000 #
>>736570728 #
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS

OPs life

women

>>736569313
My attempts at finding affection and future happiness.

>>736571084
nigger bodyguad lee harvey oswald gets icked u and dragged and thrown rossa th e roon jessus hhris t wha t s going aoon

>>736569313
Yeah, magnetic hammers exist. You stick the nail to the hammer head and then set it with a swing. What, did you think a magnet would be strong enough to pull nails out of wood? You need to watch something other than cartoons.

>>736571194
ill bebat you to d eaeth you fa ffaggot abnd niggr oussy anmsss biathhah come nto my house annd fight me illda eaaet oyoun fir breallfast!

buttplugs

>>736569891
That's an actual thing though

>>736569313
Democracy

>>736571260
>>736571356
Woah! I like this guy. What's up, dude?

>>736569313
4chan

Slinky

>>736571399
Butt plugs are great inventions.

>>736569313
money

>>736571356
Fight me fag.

>>736569313
Pants

>>736569493
They already exist. There are hammers with a small notch in the top of the head, in which a magnet is embedded to hold the nail, usually requiring only one strike to fully sink the nail to the head.


Nice hammers

>>736569313
silk road.

Sliced Bread

>>736569313
jew juice.

>>736570776
Glass Ceiling

>>736572171
this has some potential

Women's rights

>>736570017
Yeah, my dad invented. U charge during the day and use at night.

>>736570017
They make those, and they're very useful. They capture solar energy during the day (when you aren't using the flashlight) and store it in a battery, which powers it during the night (when it's dark).

>>736572317
Yeah because during the day you are totally like 'oh shit, I am going to need a flashlight in the night for THAT thing's
If you knew during the day, you would do it during the day

Unless it's for camping which is still shit, because what if it's not sunny

Anyways, bottom line your dad is a faggot

>>736572439
>(when it's dark).
Oh shit thanks for pointing that out

Waterproof teabag

>>736569313
Wind powered dildo

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>>736569313

A de-toaster

Mechanical, handpumped vacuum cleaner

>>736569313

Niggers followed by whiggers.

>>736570575
It's actually helpful for people with allergies. The scent is just perfume that you don't need under your arms.

>>736569313
crack pipe cleaner.

All of the genders after the first two.

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Sugar free sugar

Screen doors on a submarine...
The fidget spinner...
Chive scissors. Seriously just use a fukken chef knife faggots

>>736573102
see
>>736572825

>>736573380

Nah... that just stopped us from trying to correct the stupidity that is niggerdom.

>>736569313
Those fucking things that makes omelets or french fries in the microwave. Those things never ever work and they keep bringing them back on the market.

>>736572825
We should've picked our own cotton...

>>736572466
Blu Waffle

Rape Whistles

>Be a female
>Walk through dark parking lot
>Or dark alley
>Notice sketchy men follow you
>Starts running towards you
>You run but are slower
>Reach into purse
>Pass up gun or UV Pepper Spray
>Pull out rape whistle
>TWEET TWEET TWEET!
>No help coming
>Alerts more rapists to location

>>736571597
No. Where is the mono-wheel?

England

>>736569313
potato powered ecig.

a machine that makes niggers and faggots

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>>736573914
>alerts more rapists to location

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>>736571084
for thoose who havent seen it:

>>736573914
the rape whistle is actually for the rapist to blow afterward as a way of announcing his latest conquest to the neighborhood

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this shit

>>736571907
cringe

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Diet Water

>>736575251
100% in usa
?
please north korea