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got this ant trapped in a bottle dubs decides what I do with it

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got this ant trapped in a bottle

dubs decides what I do with it
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rolling for space program
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Rolld
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>>736569235
Space space space space
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put him in the oven at 450 degrees
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any sciencefag know what type it is?
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kill it via dick smash
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>>736569446
rolling
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Microwave
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>>736569455
checked but no request
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>>736569455
Hard to tell.

Dubs say spelunking adventure down the toilet.
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>>736569092
let it crawl on your dick
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>>736569455
Winrar
Apparently OP must sciencefag it and figure it's species
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AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED THE BB DATE IS SEPT.11/17
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>>736569554
Fug.

Don't microwave it, you'll just turn it into a giant.

Space program.
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grant sugar
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>>736569625
You were, but thanks for pointing it out.

Rolling for toilet spelunky.
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Space, send it to space
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>>736569765
OFF
>>736569698
BY
>>736569554
ONE
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insert it into your urethra
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In your pee pee hole
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>>736569847
reroll
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set free
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>>736569847
>>736569869
Hivemind.

Eat him.
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let crawl on your balls
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>>736569919
rolling for this
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>>736569092
Into yer ear
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Capful of sugar water and free him.
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anus + ant = antnus
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Let it go and give it a piece of a cookie or some shit for the road
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>>736570000
HOLY QUADS
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>>736569092
put him on your tongue and take a picture
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>>736569950
rerolling for this, it'll be hot
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>>736569847
ROLLL
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>>736570000
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Snort it
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Nut on it
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>>736570000
holy shit

op

it's time, kek has willed it
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>>736570000
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>>736570000
Q-Q-Q-QUADS

ANTNUS
ANTNUS
ANTNUS!

Mark my words anon, I will work this word in as a name for the D&D game I run.
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suck the ant's cock.
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>>736570000
DO IT NIGGER
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>>736569919
this
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>>736570000
underrated thread, this has potential
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>>736570000
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
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op won't deliver
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>>736569092
NO BALLS
RAM THAT ANT RIGHT UP THERE YOU CUCK
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>>736570000

Do it bitch
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Shove it up your chode. Record and post.
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Antnus! Don't let us down OP
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>>736570000
Imagine this from the ants perspective
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ANTNUS

ANTNUS

ANTNUS

ANTNUS
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OP here. I let him out while trying to put on anus. In the process of re capturing
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OP does a disappearing act, what a surprise
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ANTNUS NIGGER>>736570000
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Antnus, where are you?
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>>736569092
>>736570000
ANTNUS DO ANTNUS
ANTNUS ANTNUS ANTNUS
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he is on the run
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>>736570000
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>>736570728
>inb4 oops I crushed him oh well guys see you later
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>>736570728
LET HIM RUN INTO YOUR ANUS
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>>736570728
SO PICK HIM UP AND SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASS YOU RETARD
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accidentally squished while trying to get bottle on him. What shall the method of antnus be?
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>>736570847
Rerolling for this
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>>736570000
>>736570728
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
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>>736570728
Don't be a faggot OP put him in your ass
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>>736570908
forgot pic
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>>736570908
fucking called it
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OP won't deliver, confirmed faggot
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>>736570977

then shove a deadant in your anus, or go outside and catch some more. Unless you live in fucking Alert, Canada, you can't tell me there are no ants in your area
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>>736570000
penis + antnus = peantnusrex
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step 1: Shove it up your ass
step 2: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
step 3: ???
step 4: Profit
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>>736570977
>>736570908
You must take him within your body and absorb this mighty warriors power. Antnus is a go, insert 1 knuckle deep into your anus, two knuckles if you wish to beat the Highlander.
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>>736571125
roll
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>>736570977
That's not >>736570000 #
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS!
ANTNUS
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>>736571125
roll.
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>>736570000
OP get on this
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>>736571125
reroll
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Here you go guys.
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>>736571328
inside your ass fam
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>>736571328

Looks like OP delivered
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>>736571328
PUT IT IN
THEN FART IT OUT
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>>736571328
dear lord
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>>736571328
Antnus, Antnus
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>>736571328
IN THE ASSHOLE
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>>736571328
ANTNUS IS REAL
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>>736569551
9/11

Its a message
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Put it up there pretty far and now it wont come out. /b/ help I think Antnus is stuck in there.
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>>736571328
Better shove a fidget spinner in your ass to make sure the any stays up there
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>>736571677

Fart it out, or next time you shit, check your shit for antnus
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PEEEEEEEETAAAAA
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/b/ never lets me down. The day Anon put an ant in his ass for science.
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>>736571677
Fart that bitch out
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>>736571677
it'll bite it's way out soon enough
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Toasting in a legendary bread.
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screencap this
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Someone pls take a screencap, this deserves.
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Put it on a firework
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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
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What if it crawls up your lower intestine and digs its way through and climbs up to your brain to take control of your body? HOly SHEEEIt
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>>736571328
Antnus
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>>736570797
>>736570908
I Kek'd hard
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>>736572180
inb4 OP fucking dies
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What if it was pregnant and now the ant will lay eggs in your rectum, causing Anon to have a colony of ants in his large intestine that collect the waste passing through his body, therefore letting Anon not have to shit again.
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>>736571677
Your only option is to pour any killer in your anus
>bleach will work too
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>>736569551
Hymenoptera

Stick it in your dickhole
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>>736572343
fuck sounds good to me
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