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I am sexually attracted to my gfs mom. I cum in her shampoo and her food when ever i get the chance..I love the idea of her covering her whole body in my cum or watching her eat something that has it in it.
i do this at least one time a week.

>>736567571

something about that turns me on too. you ever try to catch her sleeping and cum on her?

>>736567782
thing is i am allways with my gf..in order to get it in to her food i have to go to the bath room and put it in to a small jar..
but god damn i would love too ....

>>736567339

I'm a nigger :)

>>736567571
>>736567782
Omg guys same I make sure to cum in my best friends mom's car when she asks me to move it into the driveway for her after drinking too much wine with my cum in it

>>736567907
Cumming on her sleeping would be my goal if i was you. You never get a shot at her panties if you're alone like jerking off with them or anything like that?

>>736568042
My best friend's mom is always sleeping due to the wine so I cum first and best

>>736568131
Why not cum on her?

>>736568131
Oh and then I'm outta there gotta sleep in a man's own bed you know? Besides all their beds have been cummed on because I decided to cum on them. *Thumbs up*

>>736567339
isn't there already a secrets thread? >>736554211

also mom fonger car friend

>>736568215
Gross and then what

>>736567339
Thinking about letting a dude peg me. Not doing the D just a dong. He can rub one out seeing the dong fall in my asshole. So how bad it an idea is this.

>>736568333
Because trips said so haha.

but seriously...why not is the question. just leave after you cum

just watched a rape scene in a movie with the girl screaming and moaning like a pig being violently anally raped and i got throbbing hard. wasnt sure how to feel but i liked it.

>>736569466
I remember watching clockwork orange when I was maybe 13 and getting diamonds during the rape scene.

>>736569723
I totally went there in my mind as if i was doing it.
Id prob cum in 10 seconds but it seems amazing.

>>736568656
No way bud I don't play that rodeo

>>736570303
Why not? Cum on her back or something and leave lol.

>>736567339
I fucked my half-sister
multiple times

>>736567339
The voices In my head want me to kill and eat people..

Cousin's half sister has a crush on me and I'm not attracted to her. It's weird because it was like this since I was twelve and she was 16.

>>736570431
story

I wanna fuck my sister. We have had mild sexual experiences before that were situational, not necessarily planned. I have been trying to figure a way to bring up some of that stuff and get her to have a convo about it.

>>736571112
convo? just cuddle her and make a move

>>736571348
I wanna bring up some times where i caught her masturbating and stuff like that and see where it goes. She doesnt know how hard i get for her. Even cuddling would be amazing at this stage. One step at a time i guess unless shes totally down for it.

I want to fuck my lesbian sister in law. She's never been with a guy.

>>736570392
She's my friend's mom I'm not a weirdo I just like to cum here and there

>>736571721
Who said you were a weirdo for cumming on her? Im saying you arent one. I dont understand your apprehensive or refusal to even think about it. She would never know

>>736567339
i hate my fucking fiance but shes pregnant so im staying to avoid a child support order as long as possible, it wouldnt be so badd but she sells a bunch of my shit

durka durka muhammed jihad!

I convinced an ex gf to let her family dog lick her pussy, and record it for me

The South Park underpants gnomes are living in my pockets. They make me steal underpants under duress. I cannot stop stealing underpants this is true

i thirst over lin beifong from legend of korra

I shitpost on /b/

>>736573944
dont worry, they will cut you into the profit, you will be rich.

Way back when my cousin was little and I babysat her, I'd molest her when she slept

I have intimacy essues i guess, never kissed or had sex. 23yo. I keep turning down good oportunities idk why :/

>>736574658
dont worry, one day youll find the right guy

I found nudes of my mom. I was far more aroused than I would have thought prior to find ding them.

>>736570851
Nice b8, m8

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I live in a very religious household. I'm forced to jerk off into plastic ziplock bags, because I'm sure my parents would notice an accumulation of tissues, and I don't have another method to prevent a mess from being made.

>>736574977
How old was she in the pics?

>>736575370
jack off into one tissue and flush it...retard

I like to molest my sister when she sleeps. She generally just wears t shirt and panties so it's easy to get her naked. Trying to get the nerve to fuck her but I've stuck objects up her vagoo.

>>736575802
Please anon. You may continue

I fucked my wife's little sister.

>>736567339
I have a secret I'm a f-16
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/uYlV5

>>736575855
She's 14 now. Looks a bit like Joey King. I've done a number of things mainly stuff to her brewers but sometimes I just like to hold her naked in my arms.

>>736576069
*breasts

>>736576069
I can relate
>>736574444 is me

>>736575802
Film it and but it up for us to see

I lied to my family about telling someone online to kill themselves and how guilty i felt about it because i didn't want to tell them why i was actually sad

>>736576151
Deets?

>>736567339
I posted the Cheez-It thread

sometimes i pee in the shower a little

>>736574444
Quad quads demand green text

>be 19
>senior year
>kinda awkward
>5/10
>no date for senior prom
>3rd period
>English class
>sit across from 8/10
>kinda desperate
>fuck it I'll ask
>sperg out
>doyouwannagotopromwithme
>she waits
>looks back at her friends
>smiles
>"sure why not"
>later that day
>Chad comes up to me
>"hearx your going to prom with anonette?"
>blush and turn away
>he pats me on the back
>get home
>can't contain exitement
>mom asks
>I tell her
>she says typical mom shit
>the day comes
> waiting at me house
>10 minutes pass
>20 minutes pass
>1 hour
>now I'm pissed
>practically yell at my mom to drive me there
>get there
>shes with Chad
>go up to her
>pull her aside
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>"I though it would be funny"
>get on me knees
>YOU PLAYED ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

>>736576253
Cousin is 13 now, I molest her since she was 9
I'd constantly go and watch over her. Her dad's always out and she can't stand being alone
>She sleeps like a log, not even an alarm can wake her (jack pot) back then I'd only cup her ass and lick her vagina but she's a woman now, she needs more care
>Now I've tried licking her ass, fingering her pussy, sucking her tits and jerking off into her mouth

Wby Anon, your sister any different?

>>736576406
lol everyone does

>>736576604
>>736576670
There u go
More juicy deets?

>>736575236
It's not b8 my schizophrenia is very aggressive. High dosages of meds will only do so much. Life is horrible at this point but gotta keep going right?

>>736576406
>>736576713
Not me for I am a god loving Amish cuck

>>736576807
Wheel powered computers?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k1Xzx0uNvs

THE BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS CHAT KEEP TALKING ABOUT CRACKERS

>>736576748
How old when started?

I am in Alcoholic's Anonymous, 4 months sober, and I actually really like it.

>>736576875
Yep

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>>736576875
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k1Xzx0uNvs

THE BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS CHAT ARE TALKIN MAD SHIT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE

>>736576882
She was 9

>>736571659
>lesbian sister in law
>shes never been with a guy
hmm i wonder why

>>736576992
Damn! That's dirty bro!! Just buy a flesh light! Not worth prison m8

I fucked a guy's fiance and two days after I told him (I felt guilty about what had happened), he killed his entire family. He didn't come after me or the girl.

It's been almost 20 years and I still feel terrible. I was really drunk but that's not a good excuse.

I'm absolutely serious that this happened.

>>736568039
>>736567571
What sort of food are you cumming into? Seems like it would be noticeable in most foods

>>736577064
chill. Nobody gonna find out. + She's 13 her body is asking for it
5,2' petite brunette with a tan? Small perky tits? How can I resist, Lord anon

>>736576992
Noice

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>>736567339

>>736577116
you should. that was wrong. if you haven't suffered then its just not fair.

>>736576670
Same, started a bit later though. Love to suck her tits too.

I have a strong feitsh/fantasy for cheating on my GF. I love her and never want to hurt her, but something about cheating just turns me on. It's been mixing with another one of my "taboo" fetishes which is fucking a qt trap/sissy/femboi/etc. I started talking to a trap on kik that lives near by and almost set up a date to go and fuck him

I'm posting from the shadow realm

>>736577705
I made myself a promise
>Once she's 14, I'm going for the fuck

Sometimes when my nephews stay at my place I let them shower with me and my gf so they can see her naked. Their parents are conservative jesusfags so they are pretty sheltered from reality especially when it comes to nudity/sex stuff.

>>736578135
Teach them the birds and the bees

>>736577626

I did suffer later and maybe it was karma. First wife cheated on me. Inside it felt like I was dying. She'll never be able to understand how badly it messed me up.

I almost committed suicide and it fucked me up for a long time. I had a lot of good friends that were there to help me get my head straight.

I was a stupid 19 year old kid that didn't think of the consequences. I had a girl that I had barely spoken to tell me "get him drunk and I'll fuck you". In my drunken state, that sounded like a good idea.

I knew it wasn't the very next day when I sobered up. Not looking for absolution though. I'd like to prevent someone making the same mistake if I can.

>>736578221
am kinda trying to. Figure basic female anatomy is a good start.

>>736577883
compton? atl?

last year i almostt fucked my second cousin we made out alot i sucked on her tits and she licked on my dick a little bit...its a big reason why i wanna kill myself

ive alos worn and sniffed my moms panties and i kinda think she may want to fuck me and im kinda fine with that and im not ok with that

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I'm drinking Soda past my bed time

>>736578715
damn nigga

I'm a pedophile

>>736567339
https://discord.
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gg/RvXZzUm

i watch gay porn

I voted for trump

>>736576667
Kek, sorry /b/ro

>>736578845
Putin, is that you?

>>736578715
Holy shit Yotsuba, where would you even get Soda at in the 404 room without papa seeing you

>>736567339 (OP)
https://discord.
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gg/ZKGuSu

i watch gay porn

>>736567571
Nice, got any pics?

>>736576912
Congrats man. Was in it for a few years. Don't drink anymore, but eat Sudafed like pez of all things

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i attempted to fuse Papa John and The Banana together.

much like anime, it was a mistake

>had to fake an orgasm when i lost my virginity
>im a man

>>736579267
how in the fucking kek

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>19
>robotripping, fucked up
>decide to hack friends sisters email
>find some nudes, post them on a local creep revenge porn site
>forget about it, lose the nudes

last year
>dude i know is fucking same girl in question
>one day, ask him if hes ever heard of the site, completely forgot about how i put the girls nudes on their
>he tells me some in depth story about how one of his buddies got his ass beaten to a pulp for uploading nudes of the girl he was currently banging by one of her ex boyfriends to the site
>the dude swore that he had never heard of the site
>realized she was sending nudes to dude in question when i hacked it
>this guy got pounded for it and no one ever questioned it, he had never even heard of the site.

Very few people know this story. the ones that do claim i'm doing gods work. Pic unrelated, lost the nudes a long time ago, im like 26 now.

>>736579267
i sure he knew, he would have felt your cum in his ass. he just didnt say anything because he is nice

>>736574444
Green text

>>736575802
Green text

>>736579380

>>736579496
>she noticed
>had to fap with her beside me
>next year had sex with another woman
>turns out first gf had a loose pussy

Regularly fap to pizza. I know a phrase to type into Google Images to get the goods

I once humped my dog a little and felt bad afterwards

Bifag here, when I was in college, 19-20yo, I had a secret relationship with a 13-14yo boy. was better than all but 1 of my 10+ relationships with girls.

>>736579523
*Sigh* start from scratch then, it's back up there if you wanna see it
>Cousin never likes being alone. Her dad always leaves late and comes home early. I stay with her
>Since she was nine I start noticing she's actually really fucking cute. She sleeps like a log so it's a win for me
>I usually went for her ass and vagina. It was always so soft and form id cum just by cupping it. I'd hold her ass, sliding my finger in her crack and licking her sweet pussy
>Now she's 13,just a grown fucking woman now. I still gotta babysit the bitch but hey, more fun for me
>I escalate to licking and sucking on her ass, eating her pussy like a sandwich and fingering it, sucking on her tiny perky tits and jerking off busting nuts on her mouth.
>My goal for when she's 14 is to bring loads of lube and fuck her

>>736571659
>lesbian
>never been with a guy
what the fuck all womans like the peepee

>>736579822
dominos? papa john?

>>736578715
woah we got a motherfucking baller

Ive become addicted to Kik groups for the yummy vittles they provide. I don't even get hard anymore...it's more about the excitement of the forbidden that makes me continue.

Totally scared that I'm gonna get v&ed. I only browse on public wifi, only view vittles from Kik app, never download to local device, never go into drop boxes for vittles.

What are my chances? Good? Bad?

>>736579822
Weren't you in another thread?

>>736580305
was probably a different fbi agent

>>736579822
DONT BE A BITCH, SPILL THE GOODS

Anymore cum in food stories?

>>736580527
>be me
>spaghettios
>penis
>cum
>yum

>>736580299
Well, now that you wrote that here, the just have to find the your IP in 4chan's web logs and you're fucked

i steal peoples league of legends accounts

>>736567339
She´s married with kids. I will always love her.

>>736580623
Everything on this site is a work of fiction, dont'cha'know.

Earlier this year I had a psychotic break and became extremely delusional. Ended up not eating or sleeping and feeling like I was in Nirvana. After going to the hospital I couldn't stop thinking there was only one giant ancient mind and language was invented like a magic spell or something and I was being monitored by the government.

Shit was cash, got on pills. Dat bipolar, whew my lads

>>736580716
Seems pretty real to me, behavioral pattern, browsing habits, etc

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>>736580862
>>736580716
but how can anything be real if reality might not be real?

>>736581093
Man that's...deep

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>>736581093
if aliens arent real, then are we still real?

>>736580305
Yea thread got deleted

>>736580505
Google pimpandhost report back before 404

sometimes i bump threads

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>23/13.
>it was something like this.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

this one time at band camp i accidentally a 10yo flute girl with my trombone, if ya know what i mean...

bumps

>>736581635
Anyone?

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I secretly wonder what it would be like if we could implant microchips into, or take DNA from each illegal immigrant/refugee and once the unrest has stopped in their country or its deemed a good time, we send them back to where they came from.
Microchips would be preferable. Scan anybody who is causing trouble or looks even slightly like they might cause trouble and if they have no chip or if they are actually causing problems then send them back to where they came from. Anyone refusing to get the microchip installed or tampers with their chip gets deported to where ever they came from. If it is uncertain where they came from or if they lie and withhold the truth then they will have DNA testing done on them and they will be sent back to the country where they have the greatest DNA/genetic connection to.

>>736582424
no u

>>736582785
>where they came from.
> where they came from.
> where they came from.
> where they came from.

you say that 4 times in the same paragraph.you are not a very smart person.

>>736582785
you can tamper/remove a ship, you cant remove/fake dna. Unrest will never stop

>>736583019
chip kek

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>>736583019
>remove a ship

>>736582785
you would have to lock them all up in interment camps or you wont ever be able to find a lot of then when it's time to kick them out, much less find them all to get chipped in the 1st place

>>736583118
my bad, hard to type with fat cheeto fingers

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>>736582785
Who let the retard in?

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1498114454235.jpg
i have witnessed the worst

my friend fucked his girlfriends twink brother

>>736583216
>fat cheeto fingers

i always thought that was a stereotype. i guess i was wrong.

>>736583353
well, actually its from cheese ball thingies

>>736583011
Im glad you read it all champ

>>736575802
>she knows

>>736582851
Google it for the goods

>>736583255
For what reasons is he a retard?
Sounds like a better plan than letting them all run loose

>>736567339
I got my more successful cousin crippled for life.

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>>736583684
Who is letting all these retards in?

>>736583747
fuck him in the ass too hard and damage his spinal cord?

>>736583011
He says it 3 times.
You can't count m8 and therefore aren't a very smart person yourself

i have a 5 foot 3 or so latina friend at school. we've been friends for going on 3 years now. She always wants food, so sometimes if i'm feeling generous, I buy her subway.

Oh,and I blow a load on her sandwich every time

>>736583767
>>736583255
I see you are keeping to your strengths. Short one liner sentences. Lest you start to form a paragraph and we see just how 'smart' you are

>>736583823
lol no, it's 4. the 4th is sending them back to where they ancestraly came from, not where they were born or lived prior to coming here illegally like the other 3.

Lately I've been into femdom so if any femanons are interested let me know

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>>736583950
Lest? Oh here we go

I dream of my girlfriend laying on the ground, mentally broken, not able to do anything. While shes surrounded by guys, all cumming on her, cum flowing out of her pussy and ass. Used condoms on her body.

And i know i would be traumatized if it happened in real life.. but fuck.. the though makes me hard everytime...

i tried to kill myself 4 nights ago

>>736584181

Definitions?? m=? Z N R 0??? r, eps?!?!?!define motherfucker

>>736584464
PUUUUUUUUUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY

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>>736584464
this time hopefully i won't fail

>>736584592
hey now, pussy is awesome! you aren't one of those faggots are you now son?

>>736584647
come home ill show you

>>736567339
I just had a vibrator up my ass and came buckets.

>>736584723
this motherfucker win

im a sociopath and am currently fucking some girl on the reg while my gf is abroad

>>736584814
profit you get a pussy. cons none. your gfs pussy gets a lot of attention also

at the end of senior year of high school i would flash nerdy girls my cock

>>736584889
nah gf is pretty much devoted to me

>>736584723
hands free?

i once shat out an egg and a tiny lizard hatched out of it

>>736584964
LOL. 'I'm a psychopath... Nah my gf is pretty much devoted to me.'
Youre a fucking idiot and she's riding dick and not telling you and while you're fucking this one other chick she's fucking five other dudes.
You're a spastic cunt.

>>736585099
light touching. was amazing

>>736585165
got the words of my mouth

>>736585301
took

>>736585165
even if she is i dont really care.

a characteristic trait of sociopaths is superficial charm. im good at getting people too like me.

i just want my dick to stay wet.

>>736585301
meatloaf is that you???

>middle school
>trouble maker friends
>be the main bully
>hang out with this fucked up kid
>always takes it to the next level
>one night
>vidja
>bored
>go to 7/11
>get a gatorade bottle
>dat sports cap
>walk over to local laundr-o-mat
>24/7
>kick the only hobo until he leaves
>smash the security camera
>literally shit in that gatorade bottle
>two huge piles
>stuff it in there with paper towels
>break open a coin slot
>steal a buck
>pay for eight minutes in the dryer
>let that shit tube bounce around in the hot, hot heat
>it comes out steaming fucking hot
>it's liquefied entirely
>liquid hot magma shit
>we take it and scram
>cops patrolling the area now
>take back routes
>so sneaky
>see a truck
>this friend
>he's so fucked, man
>grabs a big rock
>SMASHES THE FUCK OUT OF A WINDSHIELD
>tells me to squeeze our shit into the busted truck
>all over the shattered glass
>all over the seats
>the steering wheel
>in the fucking TAPE DECK
>spraying out like a never ending chocolate river from hell
>so warm
>the warmth is radiating into my hands
>I feel the power
>squirt some under the door handle
>we book it

Never told a soul until tonight.

>>736569466
Which scene

>>736585207
I like em too.

>>736573834
Did she like it?

>>736570431
I half-fucked my sister
literally never

>>736571112
Get drunk. Very very drunk.

>>736571987
that's rude as fuck, what the hell?

>>736579921
Don't you feel guilty?

>>736586027
That they were underage and had a massive difference in mental maturity.

>>736585458
>liquid hot magma shit

The fuck is wrong with you nigga

Had sex with my best friend in 10th grade ..were both guys ...anyone interested in the story?

>>736586209
Unless he's a nine year old girl, it doesn't really fit the theme of this thread

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>>736585967

>>736567339
Fuck my sister on the reg.
We have a child, but my sister's husband thinks the child is his. He's gonna find out it isn't his when it gets my chin and cheekbones.

>>736585112
Okay.

>>736584814
Your gf has always been a broad

Wtf kinda stories are in this thread..

>>736585952
Feeldoe Stout and Sensuelle Homme prostate massager.

Occasionally a good ol' fashioned beer bottle.

>>736586270
No other guy involved, though. When you rub one out you're touching a dick. How is that not gay as well?

>>736584602
Hey wait, if you're in Texas we should hang out before you do it. I have a sort of project with people like you. It'd be a short interview.

>>736579921
I'm a little jealous, actually.

>>736583826
>buying a girl food
>a latina
>not blowing your load inside her
>not having a pregnant latina fuck slave

What the hell are you doing bro?

Also quiznos for life.

im a dude with a decent social life

whenever i fuck a girl or kiss one i strat to get obsessed with them and masturbate/talk alone thinking on them like for months

no one knows it

>>736586279
Aren't they just your sister's chin and cheekbones? Or like, your father's?

>>736586608
Dude, everyone is like that. I'm a normal guy and I'm like that. Once I even turned a girl down after kissing and spent two months imagining our lives together. It just happens.

>>736586410
Fuck your project

>>736586691
really?

i thought that i was the only pathetic mother fucker who imagined his life with a girl who kissed on a drunk night for like a month

feels good man, im not as sad as i thought

>>736586995
I think you should grow out of it when your emotional maturity surpasses 15.

>>736587128

sheeit

>>736586180
not at all. age isnt a very good measure of everyone's'/ individual's mental maturity. he was honeslty pretty mature for his age. in no way did i try manipulate him into doing anything

question for the "reasonable" people in here:

at what age can someone say "yes, i want to have sex with you" and its ok to go by that.

>btw, anyone that says 18 will be ignored. because its stupid.

>>736586279
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587a5ea57fa0a

>>736587521
Anyone that thinks there's a legal age is a fool

Anyone that bases it on biology is a fool

There are psychological markers of intelligence for consent that are present in children and absent in adults

>Lots of sexual tension between best mate's younger sister (7 years younger) and I for as long as I can remember.
>Few years ago it started getting more intense, it went from just hugging to feeling up stomach, grinding my dick with her ass through clothes etc.
>Basically have access to everything, but I don't want to get into trouble. Age-wise and my mate and brother are very protective over her
>When she turned 18 though, we'd find time to meet 'in secret'.. which could just mean watching a movie in her room. My mate and bro weren't suspicious of me at all, I'm considered another bro
>Needless to say finally had full access, pretty petite girl, b cup (I know because stole bra once, also underwear) and an amazing body
>The years of sexual tension got us nervous, but after a couple of times took her virginity, and shortly after creampied pussy
>She's my girlfriend now, so my mate knows we're having sex and all that.. but should he have known back then or find out now I don't know how he would've responded.

>>736567339
she's been gone six weeks and I still love her.

>>736587607
>psychological markers of intelligence

go on. i like this explanation. thank you.

how should we know?

>>736586781
At one point, I did fuck a subject of the project and she ended up not killing herself (not because of the sex, I'm very average) so I don't do that anymore.

>>736587534

sister fucker here. this is very fake. very very very very fake.

>>736587521
depends on the person

and depends of the country

legally in usa at 18
morally i don't know, depends, from ~14 to undefined depending on the persons maturity/retardation

>>736587521
There is no right answer for this question. I know people that are 28 but have mentality of 12 and I know 15-16 that are more mature than I am. Since no one is going to test ppl every year until they reach emotional and mental maturity government said "18". However it vary between countries. In my country I could legally fuck 16 yo, but still that would be socially frowned upon.

>>736586995
I've heard this admitted to my face one other time.

>>736587128
Shut up, you're 15

>>736587521
I'd keep it at 16.
That being said, I don't think someone is irredeemable for going a year or two below that. Laws should be enforced, but fucking a teen who knows what sex is isn't nearly on the same level as fucking a little kid who doesn't know how babby is made.

>>736587895
>fucking a teen who knows what sex is isn't nearly on the same level as fucking a little kid who doesn't know how babby is made.

i like this. more reasonable people than i thought.

>>736586617
I've got a distinct chin, whereas sisters's husband has like a gimp chin.
Cheekbones won't match either. His face is oblongish, mine is more circular.

Hair and eyes are the same color. Only reason he doesn't suspect yet.

Not sure what we're gonna do when he figures it out.

>>736586427
thats understandable, it really was a great experience. He was super cute and, awesome body, nice uncut dick. He was a good change from fucking girls.

>>736567339
I fuck a hambeast

>>736577242
>Noice
Not noice, sick.

>>736587971
Right, but whatever genes you could have passed on to the kid could have been recessive in her because you both share your parents' genes.

>>736587781
By test I mean perform psychological evaluation luation to check if they are emotionally and mentally mature

>>736588025

and you're probably skinny and not ugly yourself.

am i right?

>>736588058
Agree. anything younger than 14-15 is just weird.

>>736588025
Pics?

>>736587971
>drug your sister
>kill husband
>drop tarp
>dismember body into 4 quarters
>plastic wrap all 4
>take peices to far away location
>fuck unconcious sister before you leave
>take his identity and any of his belongings
>take over his taxes and affairs so his dissaperance wont be noticed
>tell sister when she wakes up he abandoned her and that you will always be there for her
>profit

>>736588062
True enough.
We'll see if he buys it.
Personally I'm afraid (but would also be thrilled) the kids going to grow up taking apart small blocks and fuel lines like I was doing when I was ~13, instead of doing whatever the fuck IT stuff my sister's husband does for a living.

But maybe my son will like computers more. It pays better, it's safer..but I'll still teach him as much as I can.

>>736588233
Why rape her when she fucks him anyway?

>>736587607
>>736587665
>>736587712
>>736587781
>>736587895
>>736587945
>>736588067
>>736588151

Right! This has all been reasonable.

I assume we also all agree that below the 14-15 range is fine for people closer to that age. That is, do we all mean to say that these limits are on older people like us? I'd say once it gets down to two teens with each other, it's too complex to call so we just chalk it up to growing pains/learning experience.

>>736588358
Why not

>>736588233
Why would you spread out the evidence? Keep it all in one spot!

>>736588365

i have an opinion on this, but i wanted to ask to know what other people think. but my opinion is this:

its better if the male is older, and more experienced, because that way he can take better care of her. provided he is a good male and responsible and all that goood things.

I dont have a daughter, but if I did, and she was 15 or so, I would be ok with her dating 25 year olds, if the guy was a good responsible and educated male who looked after her best interests. rather than some stupid teen guy who has no life experience and will only make stupid mistakes over and over again.

>>736588233
I'll be honest, I don't think I would need to drug her. She hates him. We don't fuck in his bed only because it's hot af, we do it because she hates him. Their marriage collapsed real fucking quick.

As for the rest, he makes more money than me but I don't want his life. He does IT shit for Homeland security, he's constantly out of town and works all the fucking time. And by comparison I'm a redneck with a 9 to 5 sweating over shitty little KIA V8s 5 days a week. But I still like my work.

She knows I'm there for her. The kid wasn't an accident. She chose me over him. It caused her a lot of tears but her choosing that made her realize her husband isn't the man she loves, and that one day we gotta go in front of our parents and tell them.

Tl;Dr rednecks fuck better

>>736588510
Okay anon well why dont you murder his sisters husband then since you just know how to do EVERYTHING

i want to know want it feels like to kill a person

>>736588757
I mean. I'm not super fond of the guy, murder away.

I'm 22 and my girlfriend is 15, I have to lie to all of my colleagues when they ask what she's doing in life. Nobody knows.

>>736588981

if she likes you and you like her and she's your gf and you respect her then its ok. good for you man. enjoy your life.

>>736588586
Isn't this the reason mormon cults marry off their teens to older 40-something men though?

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I like side boob

I spoiled my friend on AOT

>>736588981
nobody knows what? that she is 15 or that youre dating?

>>736589244
>Isn't this the reason mormon cults marry off their teens to older 40-something men though?

i dont know, but I do think its better if the guy can actually take care of them completely. women get security, men get beauty and fertility. from what i have read it was always like that, but now its very different. i am not even a woman hater. i am just saying, that seemed like a fair trade. but of course, with nothing forced on nobody.

>>736588365
romeo and juliet laws anon
If they're within two years of age, it should be legal

>>736589395
>If they're within twenty years of age, it should be legal

fix'd

>>736582785
yeah, i can totally see the GOP being confused by this one. 'we want them to go, but this NWO microchipping thing..."
like offering jews pork at half price.

>>736575370
this is how i deal with it
>fap fap fap
>about to jack off
>close to it
>close enough
>once i feel it's going just close my penis
>stop for a few 3-4 seconds
>jerking off while my penis is closed
>continue a bit(without opening it because my hand would be fucked up)
>run to toilet
>let eveything go in it
>wipe my penis a little
>flush it
>wash hands
>voilà

The last time I saw my parents I was working in a coffee shop. Since then I've transitioned medically pretty much 100% (Hormones, Testosterone blockers), moved in with a 37 corporate CEO who has a fetish for brainwashing girls and twinks into mindless bimbo fuckslaves. We met on a sugar daddy site and he agreed to pay for my surgeries as long as I move in with him and do whatever he tells me to do (So far he's paid for botox, lip injections, breast implants, ass injections and he wants me to have a nose job because he says it looks disgusting....K....). I stay locked up in a closet most days when I'm not cleaning/cooking/getting gang banged by random people he whores me out to. So far I've been fucked by about 22 random guys, and 15 female prostitutes. I just turned 19 and It's been about a year and a half since I've been in contact with any of my family other than brief phone conversations.

My Mom still thinks I work at the coffee shop.

>>736590355
it always confuses me why more people dont close their penis, much less messy

>>736585165
a) sociopath, not psychopath
2) tu quoque
iii) don't be jelly coz you only suck cocks

>>736585301
how did anyone get anything out of your mouth when it's so filled with dicks?

>>736590482
finally, like what the fuck? I thought I was the only one and was gonna be roasted for it anon, thanks for understanding
I actually can't remember other ways I did it? just my instinct probably, from how I stared

When I was 15-16 I gave oral sex to a 9yo girl many times.

>>736590738
yeah I pretty much always did it that way, our house didn't have any tissues for some reason so I had to figure out a way that didn't mean wasting all my socks

>>736590798
Once tried it in a sock, never again. what the fuck? how dafuq people like it

>>736569466
We guys are future rapists

>>736573834
Again...

I took a shower with a 9yo girl earlier today.

bmpppppp

>>736577116
It was selfish of you to tell him. You burdened him with a horrible truth just to clear your own conscience.

Sucking and choking on a dick and let him pump my mouth full of cum

>>736573834
Show us the record!

When I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. were also fuck buddies for a long time

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I really don't harbour anything towards my family. I thought it was hate but it's heading to pity right now. Great, they took care of me and all, can I go now? If beating the shit out of me and stealing my money was in a way to care for me, fuck you. I want to live the life you took from me, you narcissistic fucks.