How to seduce my old horny neighbour woman?
Ask her how to knit.
>>736566360
Shake my dick at her
Put it in her butt, they love it.
>>736566360
1. Do yardwork shirtless if you have a half way decent body.
2. Assist her with her groceries one day.
3. Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.
4. Invite her to a bbq at your place (with others around).
5. Get her tanked on wine (spike with vodka after her 3rd drink).
Panties will come off after she offers to stay after party and help you clean up.
t. I'm going over to the MILF's place tomorrow for more fucking.
>>736567592
>Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.
>Make sure
>>736567592
>rebuild a bicycle.
wat
>>736567720
Establishes that you're good with your hands/
Ask her what she's doing for dinner, cook for her or get take out.
>>736566360
maybe the queston is... how does she seduce you?
>Late one night, smash her window with a brick
>When the cops come and the neighbors are all standing around
>Walk up to her and say, "Fucking immigrants, am I right?"
>Invite her back to your place for a shot to calm her nerves
>Lace with GHB
>Cum in her dusty old snatch all night.
>she must see you rebuild a bicycle, from the ground up
>anon
>you must not fail
give her a bowl of boiled eggs
>>736568965
kek
>>736567592
>Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.
>she must see you rebuild a bicycle, from the ground up
That's my game, you assholes find your own way to fuck older women
>rebuilding bicycles is a fucking panty dropper.
>>736567592
>Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.
YOUR MISSION IS TO REBUILD THE BICYCLE
THE FATE OF THE HOT OLDER NEIGHBOR LADY DEPENDS ON YOUR SKILLS
DO NOT FAIL ANON
>>736566360
Offer to pay her AARP fees
>>736567592
OP please tell us you have a bike
>>736569652
OP MUST EXECUTE HIS HOLY DUTY
REBUILD THAT BIKE
>>736567592
Do it faggot
>"So, Mrs. MILF, I was just rebuilding this bicycle. How are you?"
make multiple bicycles just to be safe
I don't have a bike.
>>736569652
only you can save her from a dry pussy
>>736570571
you will never score. Pick one up on Craigslist and rebuild that bitch ASAP.
>>736570791
Don't forget, she HAS to see you do it, no pussy otherwise
>>736570571
DEUS VULT OP, GOD WILLS IT
Ain't gonna get granny rear without that 10 gear.
>>736570905
Force her, do not allow her to leave until he rebuilds the bike one piece at a time, I learned this the last time I found a whore, except I made her eat an entire bowl of eggs.
>>736571434
this
>>736570571
COMPLETE THE MISSION
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION
>>736567592
I
will be wating.
>>736566360
Pay attention to her, compliment her, get her drunk. Easy as that.
older women want either one of 2 things
#1 steady commitment from an independent gentlemen
#2 - hard dick and some cheerios
>>736566360
Don't, you sick fuck.
You like loose pussy? You like saggy tits? You like varicose veins and stretch marks from all her pregnancies?
You are disgusting and you should be imprisoned. Get help.
>>736573135
#3 - bicycle rebuilding skills.
>>736572991
don't forget about the fucking bike
go over and do yard work but bend way over and exaggerate your chest
>>736567592
>Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.
>>736574161
make sure you ride your rebuilt bicycle over to do the work
THE BICYCLE MUST BE REBUILT
THE FUTURE OF YOUR VIRGIN ASS DEPENDS ON IT
Do sweet jumps off a ramp with your rebuild bike.
>>736567592
Gold
>>736566360
cum in her ass
>>736566360
Surefire tip: 'Hey, smart girl like you likes a good pastry, huh?'
>>736567592
>Put me in screen cap pls
>>736566360
Step 1: invite her over for wine
Step 2: fuck
That's literally it.
>>736577063
Those shoes do not look rated for cruiser bikes.
It's pretty damn clear if you don't rebuild that goddamn bicycle, you DON'T deserve ANY pussy.
>>736566360
Mow her lawn with a scythe.
>>736577998
It will go faster on the rebuilt bike.