Just got a sex doll from China. AMA

>>736561865
How much?

Why you postin about it when you could be balls deep?

Got a thing for kids?

Let's see dem tits!

>>736561865
cum on it

What country did you get it from

>>736561865
How do you feel right now?

>>736561865
Did it come in sizes other than "child"

>>736562000
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

>>736562007
are you retarded? like legit retarded?

>>736561865
Did it get shipped to you in a big crate? What does in smell like, cheap glue?

>>736562174
It's a meme you dip

>>736561865
lol those fingers look really bad.

>>736561865
How do her feet look?

>>736562212
It's fucking stupid. Just like you. hurhur I'm dumb therefore am meme! Faggot.

>>736562212
> "its a meme"

Jesus, don't fag all over the place

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>>736561977
$650 but that's because it's small 100cm though it is modeled after an adult female.
Not in that mood right now
Not particularly
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>>736562000
No fuck your trips

>>736562010
Mildly bored

>>736562025
Yeah, but breast wise they only seem to come in totally flat, A-cup and clown-balloon size and I'm not into big tits.

>>736562176
Heavy cardboard box about 18" square by 3' head wasn't attached so it would fit.

>>736562176
Smells like it's stuffed with oil-soaked rags.

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>>736562274
The fingers don't have a skeleton just material formed around wires

>>736562367
pic related

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>>736562919
>>736562176
Actually is has a distinct sweet smell. It might be perfume, but I think it's just the way TPE (the soft silicon like material) smells.

do you ever feel ashamed ):

Enjoy your dick cancer.

>>736562868
Why would you pay $650 when you can just dig up a child who recently died?

>>736563287
do you worry your kids will find out? what will they think

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OP you have mental issues

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>>736563536
Not yet, One of my kids are coming over for a visit tomorrow, we'll see. I doubt there will be a problem though.

Wow that things looks goofy as fuck, good job wasting your money.

have you ever inappropriately touched a child?

I want to see your dick in her mouth.

>>736564211
dubs demand it

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>>736563759
I'm not very concerned about what they think. There may be a few moments when they ask me to explain myself, but I think they will accept my response.

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>>736564049
Nope never

>>736564211
Not gonna happen

Show us her holes

>>736564302
How old are your kids? Young enough to think it's an oversized "Barbi" or old enough to know what it is?

Has your dick gotten chemical burns yet from the chineee manufacturing?

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>>736564302
lol let us know how it goes

>>736564508
>>736564211
>>736564246
Her mouth doesn't open

>>736564875
Dollguy? Where's the rest of the flat Eart pics?

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My sex doll is more versatile

fuck the doll and post pics

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>>736564663
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>>736564704
Old enough that my primary concern is keeping it away from my male grandchildren.

>>736564829
We use our improved high-end food grade TPE (baby safe) on our sex dolls, which is CE, RoHs, 6P certification approved to assure 100% safety. In addition, our modified TPE polymer material closely resembles real flesh skin which can be compared with the real girls.
Not that I trust Chinese manufacturers, but no burns yet.

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>>736565014
what more did you want?

If you're not gonna fuck a doll and post pics what the fuck are you even doing on /b/?

>>736565229
The facepalm picand the 2 middle finger pic

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>>736564898
Her mouth does open, but I'm just not going to do it.

>>736565107
Nope

>>736564508
> Nope never

Maybe you haven't, but you're gonna. You bought a 3'4" busty 12 year old, you know that right?

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>>736565338
but i posted them last thread

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>>736565338

>>736565460
Oh. I didn't see them.

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>>736565535

>>736565423
Face down, ass up, please?

>>736565535
Nevermind. I remember now. Will we be seeing her wipe her ass with a $100 bill in the next few days?

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>>736565321
I may be on /b/ but I do still have at least one shred of dignity.

>>736564663
Meant to post this last time

>>736564508
why are you such a bitch OP? just put ur dick in her mouth

>>736565734
>I may be on /b/ but I do still have at least one shred of dignity.

You bought a loli sex doll, no you don't.

Fleshlights only last about a year for me. Depending on the make. First one, the pussy, started to develop tears. Second one, the butthole, was much tighter and really began to tear. Third one, the mouth, lasted about a year and a half but began to grow black mold between the flesh and the container. Recently bought an alien pussy which is good, but I also bought the quickshot which is a lot of fun. I wash regularly with their soap but they still all begin to stink. I was very surprised when my mommy would suck my balls while I stroked it with the mouth one. Seemed like a nasty thing to do. I can only imagine the nightmares that come with cleaning a large fucking fuck doll, not to mention storage

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>>736565446
you played a violent video game, so when are you going on a shooting spree?

>>736565734
That's a pretty little pussy, innit? How do you clean the jizz out of those. I'm guessing something like bore swabs?

>>736565734
You bought a sex doll; your're dignity took a shit on your porch, left town and bought a ticket out of the country.

>>736565955
Who says I clean her? The texture of dried cum makes it even better.

What website did you get this from?

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>>736565688
sure, i will do it when i get a chance

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>>736566031
>your're

>>736565937
As soon as Incom builds the first T-65 X-wing Space Superiority Fighter.

I get one of those the rest of you niggas is dead

>>736565734
The asshole is ripped and fucked up but the pussy looks alright. How does it feel to fuck it?

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>>736566031
>you're
are you fucking kidding me

>>736566603
Actually, he said "your'e"

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>>736565446
I've had opportunities and never done it. So I can confidently say it's not going to happen ever.

I bought this doll without fully realizing just how small it was, because it's less than half the cost than anything comparable.

>>736565679
.

enjoy your dick cancer op

>>736566844
>I've had opportunities
STORYTIME!

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>>736566889
tell that to everyone that buys an onahole because they are made out of the same thing

>>736561865
this sht is so fcking creepy

>>736567105
i wouldnt buy one of those either i dont trust it to be safe

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>>736565955
douche it out.

>>736566125
http://www.diytrade.com/china/pd/20381161/100cm_Flast_Chest_Sex_Toys_for_Men_with_Heads_Wig_Nail_Skin_Color_Customized.html

>>736566291
I think it just looked ripped because of the angle. Pretty much like a fleshlight or any one of those toys, but better because you have to hump like another person, not just excersize your arm.

>>736566755
Actually, he said "your're"

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>>736567279
suit yourself, buy your clothing and other things around you probably have even more harmful chemicals

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>>736566969
When I was 26 I went home on leave to discover that my mother was fostering a girl (12yrs old) who had been sexually abused. She took every opportunity to be alone with me and finally asked if we could be 'friends' and if I liked her. I turned her down. Lolis are an acceptable fantasy, but when you have to deal with the damage it does to a child as a person it's a complete turn off.

do they sell boy versions?

>>736565460
So many add-ons

>>736567812
THIS

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>>736561865
is she prengant yet

>>736567812
Yeah. They're called guns. It works by sticking the barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger you fucking faggot.

>>736567933
>>736567980

>>736567314
Hm, it sounds rather nice form this point of view. Just do'nt get attached to you toy too much, man!

>>736566844
Now that's the perfect pose.

Seriously, though, you get to pouring a lot of baby batter into that thing and your gonna start to wonder what real 12 year old pussy feels like...

>>736567980
Gottem

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>>736567812
>>736567933
I've seen young men dolls, but no boys

>>736568228
I wonder how oily your face is

>>736568309
>implying you've never wondered about it.

LIAR!

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>>736568055
This has crossed my mind as well

>>736564875
Ok, there's no way that's supposed to represent an adult. No way

>>736568552
Actually has a really cute face...

>>736568467
Yeah but I don't go slithering around the internet asking other dudes.

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>>736567812
You could probably modify a little girl doll by gluing on a 3" boy dildo attachment, change the clothes and hair, and plug up that boring second hole with silicone or something.

>>736568790
Or he could just kill himself

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You can make a sex doll out of felt for about $76.

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>>736568613
your right, this one doesn't represent an adult, problem?

>>736569032
you're* kek

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>>736568309
I'm too old for oily skin to be a problem

>>736568613
The curve of the waist, size and shape of the nipples, those thighs. It's absolutely modeled after an adult. I see it differently than you do.

>>736569001
She have depression?

>>736569001
Oh... God

I want to see you fuck that thing.

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>>736570268
I wish the face was could be posed but dolls that do that are very expensive, like $6000+. It's amazing though how much changing the angle of the camera can change the apparent expression. That said emotional transference is a thing so if I start feeling as though she is depressed I'll have to look inward and remind myself who is actually feeling what.

>>736569001
What do you mean $76? A friend of mine wants to know

Really cute op. Do you get to chose eye color?

impale it in the ass on one of your bedposts

>>736563890
fuck off normie

>>736561865
Some dude in my province (Newfoundland) got arrested for owning one of these kek.

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>>736571000
Yes, you can choose eye color from gray, blue or green, this is gray. You can also choose skin tone and finger and toe nail color.

How can you wash her out?

>>736571923
>>736571912
Look here please

>>736561865
Why would you put your dick in anything made in china?

>>736561865

sounds dangerous. your dick might fall off from all the mystery chemicals used in its manufacture

>>736561865
How's the sex?

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>>736571452
Yeah, the laws about these are kind of sketchy. Moralistic lawmakers and prosecutors can make stupid choices and even dumber laws. As far as I know though we're safe in the good ole USA.

>>736561865
Sure you can fuck it, but can it feel love?

>>736572290
USA hasn't been fully cucked by liberals yet. I'd never own on personally, but to each their own.

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>>736561865
what will you do to alleviate the pain from the strange rash of blisters that will appear on your dick and groin area in a few days? How will you look your doctor in the eye when he asks what you've been doing lately that might have caused it? How disappointed will you be to learn that the Chinese company has been using toxic and radioactive ingredients in this doll (to save a few bucks and profit obscenely from your disgusting perversion), a shortsighted act which will cause an outbreak of cancer among its clients, the first sign of which is the aforementioned blister rash?

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>>736567701
... You are a total and complete faggot.

What an unexpected turn of events.

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>>736561865

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>>736571923
With a douche syringe, I've also put her in a tub and given her a bath.

>>736572003
Where do you think fleshlights are made? Even if I'm wrong and fleshlights are made somewhere else, there are plenty of fleshlight-like things made in China.

>>736572105
I don't use if for much other than peeing anyways.

>>736572204
Like a fleshlight, but you have to position it and hump like you would a person so in that fashion I find it more rewarding.

>>736572373
Answer this OP.

>>736572684
>I don't use if for much other than peeing anyways
Pardon, care to elaborate on this?

>>736572684
I'm guessing you started with a fleshflight then?

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>>736572530
LOL Hadn't make that connection. It came with long pink hair but it's difficult manage so I bought the short pink one at a boutique.

>>736572684
>I don't use if for much other than peeing anyways.

well enjoy your piss encrusted knockoff realdoll i guess

>>736565460
The same thing but with fbi.gov if you do this it's my new wallpaper

>>736573100
HOLY SHIT THIS

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>>736572373
see >>736572684

>>736572925
Started on a fleshlight imitator but I've got about half a dozen various ones. So long as its not a simple cylinder they all feel pretty much the same.

>>736572894
It was a joke that I don't use my penis for anything besides peeing.

Is Dollguy still around?

>>736561865
Did you break her in nice and easy or fucked the shit out of that sweet pussy?

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>>736572373

picture 100 of these things in an industrial shredder after they get recalled

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>>736573463
>I don't use my penis for anything besides peeing.
Enjoy your prostate cancer faggot.

>>736573463
She's beautiful

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>>736573652
I don't recall. I do remember that I had planned on waiting a couple of days but everything about her felt so nice and fleshy that almost as soon as I got her put together I was squeezing her tits and rubbing her ass and wanting to go at it.

>>736573682
LOL

>>736567979
I don't think they are that realistic yet, those will be very expensive too.

>>736574120
I bet you did, she's hot af

>>736574120
>>736574218
>this
I'd have my dick in her before she was assembled goddamn

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>>736573100
>>736573420
what do you think, too dark?

>>736574365
Mmmm yes

>>736574523
By dark do you mean lighting or edgy?

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Too old, OP. Get a real onahole.

>>736574523
why the guns?

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>>736574631
lighting

>>736574675
why not

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>>736574218
>>736574365
Sorry to go but unless Dollguy wants to take over I need to sleep. Must work in the morning.

>>736574523
>random loaded mags and a handgun on your desk
Wut
Can you show more of your mansion?

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>>736574749
no, its a tiny house

>>736574952
Then can you show more of your tiny house? What about the closet with all of the SHTF stuff?

>>736574952
may I ask where you got your doll?
it looks much better than OP's

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>>736574632

>>736575095
That's not very nice

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>>736574632
>>736575239

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>>736575077
i don't want to

>>736575095
my doll it 3 times the price
http://www.dollhouse168.biz/product_in.php?id=9

Where can I find doll fucking vids?

>>736575412
Wow. Your property is fucking beautiful. More?

post dick in vag or this thread is gay

>>736575454
Here is one of my favorites
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5647890

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>>736575499

>>736575569
wrong link dumdum

>>736575625
Ayy show me what that mouth do ;)

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>>736575412
Hello and also goodnight my friend. I dont think you friended me on XH

>>736575640
Shit, sorry
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4721277

>>736575412
damn
that is fucking realistic

did you have trouble shipping that? I can't see how customs service would let that shit get by

>>736575095
I really like op's doll, it's preference anon

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>>736575723
>that face

>>736575625
SHE HAS HER OWN GILLY SUIT?

>>736575454
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55b2ec08ad5b1

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>>736575723
i was going to but i was lazy and didn't feel like making an account

>>736575806
no trouble

>>736575857
no, thats mine

>>736576016
Why do you have 3 bulletproof vests?

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>>736575960

>>736576179
How is that gay?

>>736563955
Holy shit, negro are you letting your kid see that? Are you autistic?

>>736576016
She would get a better bite on that axe if she were standing up. She's not even trying.

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>>736576153
i don't, i just have 1 and it sucks. i need to buy a plate carrier

>>736576337
Dem socked feet are doing something right idk what tho

>>736576337
Nevermind. I'm retarded. I was thinking about someone elses post.