My mom just told me I have to move out, because her sister is

well..you've proven that you do in fact have the mind of a child...if you think offing yourself is better then even trying to better yourself, then go right ahead. but dont go shooting up a bunch of people just because your a fucktard.

>>736526042
I love you. I hope you can find the strength to take pride in yourself and start a fun exciting life full of things that make you happy. Be well anon. We care a lot about you.

>>736526042
Beat Cho's highscore

>>736526444
Trips of tough love.

>>736526042
>I'm 40, but I'm mentally disabled because I have the mind of a child.
top fucking kek

>>736526589
god damn right

just try to get a job or something?

>>736526444
>you're*

It's not like it isn't pointed out to you every fucking time you get it wrong.

Fuck's wrong with you?

>>736526042
C-c-c-ongratulations, you are now in the FBI watch list, no matter if this is a fake bait post or a legit sharing of intentions you are fucked mate

>>736526042
>trying this hard to fit in with autists
konichiwa summer-chan

>>736526444
I know. I'm just joking. I wouldn't hurt other people just because I'm depressed.

I just wrote that part to be edgy.

>>736526535
>I love you. I hope you can find the strength to take pride in yourself and start a fun exciting life full of things that make you happy. Be well anon. We care a lot about you
Thank you. I'm not sure what I'm going to do. I'm kind of scared.

>>736526042
Yeah, murdering innocent people because you and your family are retarded makes no sense.

>>736526615
Lol It's not funny. I'm legally retarded emotionally. I can't help it. It's weird, because people can tell in public, and adults will ask if I need help or if I'm ok. Haha If I need help, I just have them call my mom.

>>736527077
I can never keep a job, because they always see that I'm a child, and most of the time I'll get stressed and start crying if things get frustrating. I get disability money, but I don't want to live alone, because I get scared at night.

>>736527220
Nah. The FBI already knows I'm retarded. They already came to visit me many times, because I hacked the DNC server during the elections.

>>736527231
>konichiwa summer-chan
I don't have any friends. Kocheecheewa, friend from China

>>736526042
You should kill yourself.

>>736527957
I'm too scared to do it.

>>736526042
fucking shart yourself.. just shart yourself you shit dick

>>736526042
Relax bro. Most grown women are at the same mental capacity as you and work out kinda fine. You were born a man, that means you were born to do shit regardless.

>>736528546
What? Are you trying to be funny?

>>736526042
get a job, boi. problem solved

>>736528989
Ok. I'm not sure what that means to me, but it sounds like you're trying to be helpful, so thanks!

>>736529100
Do you realize employers don't hire grown men with the mind of a 13 yr old? I have money, I'm just scared to live alone.

>>736529096
listen here and listen well you motherless tractor factory. im not going to be all like "uuh you are so sexy girl" i fucking hate all this and you act like im some sort of a tool??? whats wrong with you and you people acting that way.. sick people left and right. im done at this point and ill just go away now so if you dont stop and believe this its done for me and im gone then

>>736529247
I have autism and have been able to find a job anytime it's been necessary since I was 16. Any other weak excuses?

>>736529401
Stop posting.

>>736526042
>I'm 40, but I'm mentally disabled because I have the mind of a child.

nigga you just fat and lazy

>>736526042
If you're really going to go crazy burn her house down, but I'd recomend getting a job and renting an appartment and trying living on your own, it's fun

>>736526042
CHOOSE LIFE MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ1qSQcKD34

>>736529693
jeally beans in granny dick, facebook fap club going to wreak havoc in the strip club because they are gay of indian disease

>>736529884
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

UR SO RANDOM XDXDXDXD!!!!!!

>>736530166
i shadow walk between your toes because barbaric children flamingo hump on top of my chili flavored painting pen

>>736529820
wrong link, use this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgsfVJMWL0E

>>736530419
stop post or i horse kick

>>736531201
u w0t?
thte first link was shit, click it and see for yourself

>>736531624
i boring of you now. this is the time to action upon your backthroat with some juice from honey bees and gorilla rape

>>736526042
Do it you won't.

>>736526042
>mentally disabled because I have the mind of a child

that's the whole of /b/ mate, narrow it down a bit

Hello, everyone. I'm the original poster. Not sure what's going on in this thread. I'm in bed depressed, and my mom made me oven baked vegetarian cake thingies. Watching Family Guy.

I need to find a way to get rich.

Maybe I can invent an anti gravity vehicle or something?

>>736532830
>narrow it down a bit
Like I'm retarded, but I have a genius IQ, and a retarded EQ.

Basically, I can build a teleportation device, yet I get scared to leave the house, and I see ghosts at night if I'm alone.

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>>736532845
you have gladiator vagina thats made out of nazi clothing? what is your password ill hack into your facebook with it

>>736526444
fpbp
Dude told you everything, man up bro, I've been drunk for the past 10 days out of depression, practicaly sedated since I was 14, weed and booze, sedatives.... And I'm working on healing myself right now, alone, by myself through sheer self control and willpower. You can do it my man, let it all out but don't hurt other people and push away your loved ones just because you're in a dark place currently. You'll regret it and I'm speaking out of real good experience.
Will be monitoring thread

>>736533008
Dude literally you're retarded if you have a low IQ that's just how it works, if you're below I think 70 you're literally a retard

>>736533441
Thanks for the good advice, bro. I hope you get better too. Sounds like you have a positive mindset.

>>736527399
so what kind of autism do you have? have you ever been to a therapist?

>>736534096
i honor your family dick?

>>736533981
Mensa test IQ scores in college (1999)

1. 189
2. 183
3. 186

All three of the major Mensa tested while I went to UCF, but I got suspended academically because I stopped going to classes. I got bored.

>>736534236
ugly farted just a little bit. the silent puke is the tastiest

>>736526042
Your mam sounds like a right cunt OP. You should take a shit in her pants to teach her a lesson

>>736534236
have you tried scamming people? you're smart enough and could use your abilities for evil

>>736534195
>so what kind of autism do you have? have you ever been to a therapist?
Yeah, my therapist said, "Have you ever seen the movie A Beautiful Mind?"

Then my other psychiatrist refused to see me unless I was medicated, because I get mad, and I'm built like a football player, so she got scared of me. Then she got raped and things got confusing between us, but I've been focusing more of my time on my New Jersey business where I wake up and go, "... Wake up in the morning! Got to get a gun! Got to get a gun!..." I'm Italian, and I pass out while eating deli meats in the fridge, because my mom is trying to kill me.

>>736526042
Bait thread is bait

Join the army. Best tip.

>>736534495
>have you tried scamming people? you're smart enough and could use your abilities for evil
Oh yeah. I scammed a guy in Germany into buying me a $3500 computer build, by convincing him I was a 14 yr old girl.
I'm good at cat fishing, but I get so depressed it's hard to do anything some days.

>>736527399
>I'm legally retarded emotionally. I can't help it. It's weird, because people can tell in public, and adults will ask if I need help or if I'm ok. Haha If I need help, I just have them call my mom
Yeah, you and 95% of /b/..

Please don't do anything silly, just try to stay at a friend's or get your own place, life always gets better

>>736533008
>but I THINK I have a genius IQ

>>736534486
>Your mam sounds like a right cunt OP. You should take a shit in her pants to teach her a lesson
Nah. She's really sweet. She just wants me to leave, because everyone else in my family is scared of me, because I get mad and scare them. I'm like Tony Soprano, but without the money and power.

this thread is a child porno.. just so wrong people here all about sick dick and gorilla rape.. just wrong

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>>736534551
This shit just went off the deep end.
Should have slow played it a bit longer.

>>736534743
burn

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>>736534557
No, want proof? Here I am in bed being depressed.

>>736534862
what are you interested in then? find some job you can sink your teeth in, something where you work alone and something that distracts you. that way you only sleep at home and you won't feel lonely

>>736526042
This seems fake but just in case it isn't, don't hurt yourself or anyone else m8. It's not a good thing to do

>>736534649
>Join the army. Best tip.
1) I'm 40. Too old.
2) I joined the Marines at 21, military intelligence, got the highest Asvab score. Worked in the Psyops division.

>>736534761
>Please don't do anything silly, just try to stay at a friend's or get your own place, life always gets better
I promise I won't do anything to hurt anyone. I just say stupid stuff for attention when I get sad. Thank you for your concern. Also, I don't have any friends.

>>736526042
Do an allahu akbar thing or just kill your self...
>40 and livng at home
> fuck your aunt and your mom maybe it wil help
/thread

>>736534096
I really try my best, 3 days ago I had a bottle of jack and minimum 6-8 liters of beer in myself, friend called me a cab, live next to a creek, had to walk 30 fucking meters, 5 meters from home I fall into the goddamn creek, 3 in the morning, took me 2 minutes to fucking crawl out, also, its a creek 3 meters deep filled with a bit of water.

So yea, I'm an auto-destructive fuck but I know myself well enough to know what to do when, real rough shit I'm handling here right now, thats also why I'm posting, and too lazy to greentext.
Still monitoring

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>>736535008
My therapist really did say that to me though, but the second part was being silly and taking about the sopranos.

I'll take more pics of my room. Here.

>>736535023
oh now i can see you are watching family guy.. autistic for sure

>>736535129
Your right. I need something like this. I can draw really well, I just never finish anything.

>>736535168
I won't. I shouldn't have written that, because people get scared. This is why I can't keep a job, I say stupid things and I'm immature.

>>736535582
Thank God you don't live here in Florida. You would've been dead, eaten by alligators. Stay safe.

>>736535646
Yeah, I watch family guy non-stop all day long from the morning I wake up until I go to bed. Sometimes I'll switch to American Dad or watch anime.

>>736526042
I feel bad for you. I hope you'll find a way out of this mess.