anon, what are some of your life goals ?

die before 30

heroin or gun

>>736523675
convert a camper van and just go, then come back when I realize a physical journey doesn't solve a mental issue

>>736523675
I want to fuck a bunch of skinny chicks.

I want to create a bunch of stuff that will make people laugh online.

I want to enjoy life, live comfortably, and leave the world in a better state than I found it.

>>736523675
To not be a complete fucking failure my whole life.
To learn to like myself again.
To win the lottery so I don't have to make any effort to get all the things I want.

>>736523675
Attain Master Roshi mode.

I want to fuck a celeb

>>736524871
if you think actually working for stuff you want takes too much work then grow the fuck up

>>736523675
To move out from this abusive family, 2 more years to go, I don't know where to go or what my job will be, but I know I'll be free from the abuse.
I am afraid that they'll kill me when I say I move out

become a chick and whore myself out

>>736524236
sounds like a movie plot.

>>736524871
Same

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>>736524994
>become a chick
>become

>>736524977
What's stopping you from moving out right now and getting aid from government institutions? Maybe it's different where you're from, but in most parts of Europe there's people whose job it is to help people like you out.

>>736525002
Well, consider it yours, just don't take some closet homosexual as your lead actor, alright?

>>736525336
>What's stopping you from moving out right now and getting aid from government institutions?

True, anon, I am in college and there's 2 more years and I am afraid that my family will come to my mom and start a fight there (I don't live with her).

I really, really want to move the fuck out, run even. This place is full of alcoholism, physical fights and emotional abuse. I've had enough long time ago.

I am afraid for my mom and for myself...

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>>736523675
>Leave the country for good, taking up permanent residency (and eventually denouncing my citizenship) elsewhere.
>Become fluent in Mandarin, Korean, and Japanese
>Watch man walk on Mars
>become a programmer

>>736525616
I have tried to learn korean too, lack of motivation dragged me down, I know how to read and write hangul though.

>>736525472
good luck anon

>>736525616
>filename

you forgot
>become less autistic

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>>736525680
I lived in the country for three years in my early-20s, but for a number of petty reasons, didn't become fluent. Now I'm 28 and can't stop dreaming about living back in Korea, and I shop almost exclusively at Korean-owned supermarkets nearby, as well as go to other Korean-owned business and speak Korean with the Korean employees and owners. Naturally, I listen to K-Pop and watch a shit-ton of Korean dramas/movies. Even my toothpaste is Korean.

>>736525740
SHE'S DROPPING ALL THE SALT, ANON.

>>736525929
>filename...again
there's no hope for you

Being fortunate enough to see google hq get raped by a terror attack
https://youtu.be/Lxbdvo2vFwc

>>736523675
die in a drug fueled shoot out frenzy in next 5 years, preferably killing some scum with me

>>736523675
Rich as fuck. I expect to die extremely unhappy and broke as fuck.

>>736524973
Maybe it is that he knows the things he wants are frivolities so he would rather not work for them?

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>>736526028

>qt gf/bf
>decent job in my field of study (geohazards)
>bonus points for lots of fieldwork
>nice house with a lil bit of land
>shoot a load of awesome guns (am britbong)
>be able to afford to be hobby machinist

>>736526229
this isn't some hippy world, frivolities or not, if it's something you want, earn it or get lost

>>736523675
name?

>>736526353
is searching "black teen exxxtrasmall" really that fucking difficult for you, I found it in 5 seconds

>>736523675
>To lose my virginity before i hit 20 (its getting too close now)
>to get money so i can live comfortably.
>to griw some balls and do things how i when i want
>To never shit my pants in a 12 hour flight again

>>736526566
yes please spoonfeed me, daddy

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>>736526680

Working on becoming a cop tbh
Other than that, nothing really specific. Just continuing to have lots of great sex, do cool shit, and travel occasionally.

>>736523675
>retire before 50
>travel for at least a year straight
>never stop riding motorcycles
Im 24 now with a 401k and 2 bikes, so far on track. And i will be buying a house next year.

>>736526912
NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>736526912
>Working on becoming a cop tbh
great way to get killed these days

>>736526574
I didn't lose mine until I was 20, and only a couple years later I have a great sex life.
It's not that big of a deal honestly.

>>736523675
Get my degree and go into the military so I can get my life fucking straightened out

>>736527068
you're legit fucking retarded, no wonder you don't have a degree yet

>>736527185
>filthy commie, the post

>>736527185
also what do you mean

>>736524871
Almost all people who win the lottery go into freefall spending and hit bottom pretty hard. You're better off improving yourself and earning the wisdom that comes with climbing the ladder naturally so you can get what you want without it being unstable.

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>>736527068
>The military will straighten my life out
Arguably, the military will make it significantly worse.

>>736527502
Nah, I've really got no other options once I get out that don't suck.

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>>736527567
You're better off without the military (so long as you didn't major in something like Gender Studies). Dealing with the VA, PTSD, making sure your MOS is civilian-transferable, trying to convince future employers that you aren't a flight-risk, etc make it more of a hassle than anything. If you do go military, at least go Air Force or Navy.

>>736527811
I'm majoring international business, and I'm going Navy Intel once I graduate. Not really sure how applicable that is once I get back out into the world.

>>736527456
>joining the military in the first place
>getting a degree and completely wasting it
>wasting your good years doing mindless things
>running away from problems in your life
>thinking joining some roid rage idiot club will solve everything

>>736527885
>>getting a degree and completely wasting it
It doesn't vanish the second I put on a uniform anon

>>736527502
>>736527567
>>736527811
As active duty army I can say you'll hate your life. Up to you though.

>>736527938
but it will turn you into an idiot muppet

>>736527994
How so?

>>736528057
No it won't

>>736525472
Good luck bro. You'll find your way

>>736528089
because you're already an idiot muppet?

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understand the purpose of a life goal

>>736524236
I have this longing all the time, yet I sitt here, feeling stuck.

>>736528132
Apparently

>>736528132
Any of you faggot basement dwellers think you got any skills with your video games? I fuckin doubt any of you can take me 1vs1 on any fuckin game. I got more skills than a nigger has arrests. And you all fag bags can suck my tiny Asian dick!

So put up or gtfo!
PSN: ReapersHavok

Invite me to whatever game you think your good at.

>>736528126
Thanks, anon

>>736527882
Think corporate intelligence and analysis.

>>736528319
Ah, I hadn't thought of that. Thanks anon

>>736528267
is this a fresh copy pasta? I love it

>>736523675

buy a house on the malibu coastline

>>736528524
Good taste anon. I used to live there if you need to know anything

>>736528524
you must be a cunt

>>736523675
I want to build my own house one day. I got into the construction business to hopefully help me get there. I also want to have a healthy, successful kid. And lose weight so I can have more kinky group sex.

Goals I've met:
Threesomes
Foursomes
Own an MP5 (clone)
Own land

>>736523675
i want to achieve nothing.
literally, the absence of anything.
it doesn't seem to exist, it's unquantifiable, mathematically impossible...
i shall make it exist danm you. the universe is infinite, thus there must be nothing, ying yang and all

>>736525616
You can't "become" a programmer. You are or you are not.
You can learn algorithms and you can get paid for programming, but that's not what being a programmer is about.
Being a programmer is simply having the ability to become interested in an algorithm, not just for the sake of its output, but for what it is and how it works. And also, being able to make your own algorithms.
I gues it's similar to being a mathematician, replacing the word "algorithm" with "theorem".

>>736528688
you may also want to achieve being less of an assburger

Well ive already fuckes 2 girls at tge same time, so i guess 3 girls at the same time

>>736523675
I want to move to Kauai.

>>736523675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x44zEK39GOM

>>736523675
>three way
>fucking some thicc black girls
>fucking some jailbait
>driving some exotic cars
>fucking a lady boy
>fucking a guy
>owning a gun

Survive this fucking cancer that I have now had 3X in 16 months... fucker won't leave me alone.

>>736528912
What type lad?

>>736528827
Based

>>736528912
You won't. RIP

Malignant Peripheral Nerve Sheath Tumour

I'm going to become a rockstar

>>736529023
That sounds ugly. Are you considering a bucket list or can you win?

>>736526574
Lost mine at 25. Don't worry too much

Cheers buddy ;-)

>become homicide detective
>move to nicer city
>have my own place where I can do whatever the fuck I want
>bench 300 pounds

Wishy washy on current gf. May stick with her if she shapes up, probably won't otherwise. Kids are optional.

>>736529023
so basically the complete opposite of ALS?

There is air in my lungs, I can get this.

>>736529169
Why homicide? You could go for vice or arson, those seem more interesting imo.

>>736523675
wait for death but don't kill yourself is my goal

>>736523675
I fucked that girl. Still can't believe she's a porn star. I mean I could, she swallows cock like a pro and begged for cum constantly.

fuck an asian

>>736529304
come to canada :^)

>>736529218
I'd be open to it honestly. My co-worker is a retired homicide detective so I just default to it, but I'd do anything sans kiddy diddlers.

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>>736529101
Your first fuck won't be your last, nor your best, and won't be the only person you fuck (more than likely short of some extenuating circumstances).

All in all, it's not all that special. Go fuck someone, even if it's a hooker so you can stop dwelling on it. If you don't want a hooker load up on some viagra from the internet and fuck some poor sad fat chick from a club/bar/craigslist/whatever. Make it clear to them all you're looking for is a hookup so they don't get too clingy.

>>736529344
Fair enough, my uncle ran with the arson squad of NOPD back in the 80s and 90s. Said it was the craziest shit he'd ever seen.

>>736529354
She was fat but had big tits. Wish I fucked her in the ass though just to do it.

>>736528845
Thanks, that was interesting

>>736529354
>Your first fuck won't be your last, nor your best, and won't be the only person you fuck

I'd like to interject for a moment. My first and last fuck was 12 years ago.

I got some that conflict but oh well

>Live my life as a bitter cripple ans slowly worsen till I can no longer take it

>Go through years of surgery to fix what is wrong and lead maybe a normal life

>Go with the first part but instead change it to a serial killer or deranged maniac

>>736529476
You're welcome.

Have sex.

>>736529344
Working to become a cop, being a detective could be cool but I think the one field I could never handle would be sexual assault investigations. At least in homicide the victim's problems are all over, you don't have to try to console a 6-year old who was getting fucked by her old uncle or a woman who just got gangraped by a bunch of hood thugs or some shit.

>>736529492
Still potentially not your last.

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>>736529463
This is what I'm talking about. Carpe Diem.

>>736523675
Earn over £100,000,000, a quarter of the way now.

>>736530350
You have 25 million british pounds?

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catch a 90 ton trout

>>736530173
I made sure it was her last though

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>>736523675
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>>736525929
I miss this food

Self employed Plumber and Gas engineer.

Getting close now.

have my investments hit a good level so i can cash out and quit working

fuck cute skinny teens everyday

>>736523675
I want to eat pussy

>>736533926
...How fucking young are you?

>>736533963
23 m8, it's expensove af over here and I've been living by self and providing for myself since 16, so never had the chance to get it

>>736534049
Ah ok. Cheers mate, driving tests are generally pretty easy if you've practiced

>>736534313
Thanks alot man, pray for me

>>736534473
Godspeed

Be a flight nurse.
>one year from being an rn, but I want my own helicopter.

Fall back in love with my wife.

>we have a house together, kids who like me more than her, and she treats me amazing, pays more of the bills than me because I'm in school.
I can't leave her and I don't want to cheat on her because I love her to much to hurt her or the kids. But I am not IN love anymore.

I'd like to master 10 modern languages to the point of fluent conversation with few mistakes.
And create a company that will have some positive impact outside of my country of origin.
Working on both.

Oh, and I would like to kill a terrorist during an attack should I ever be a victim or witness of such.

I did 5 years active duty and I wouldn't trade it for anything. My only regret is not getting at least one more deployment in before I got medically retired.