i make 2500 a month and bought this 80k car. bmw M4 coupe AMA

>>736514745
why you so dumb?

how small is ur penis

I get 1400 a month in welfare and live in a city where the (bicycle) infrastructure is so good you dont even need a car

No convertible?

Paid too much for it. Bring it back and get the m2

>>736514745
>i make 2500 a month and bought this 80k car. bmw M4 coupe
bait

>>736514959

are you possibly a goatfucker living in germany?

>>736514745
I make twice what you make and drive a paid off honda civic.

>>736514745
why you didn't get m4gts faggot.

>>736514959
Kobenhavn

>>736515030
blond Scandinavian master race
>>736515122
exactly

>>736514745
cool story bra

>>736514745
>buying brand new cars
>says his rich
>yeahright.jpg

NO NO, BETTER YET, POST REAL PROOF.

http://www.autobilis.lt/advert/235273/bmw-m4-kupesportas-2015-benzinas

Easy find.

>>736514839

its a very dumb decision but i get a lot of pussy now and its a great car to drive

>>736514745
What's it like and aren't all the M4's coupes?

Only 30k a year like what out holy shit yor almost a millionaire

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>>736514745
>BMW
End yourself, fucking turk.

>>736515340

u jelly

2500 dollars? Euros? Anyway, that's the average income where I live but not enough to buy an M4. So the cars are cheap as fuck where you live or you still live with your parents and pay everything for you like food, healthcare etc.

>>736515173
no.

>>736514745
I make 3k-5k a month and dont even have a car. What is wrong with you bro

>>736515162
He didn't say he was rich at all.... Idiot. Your mother should have aborted you and then became an hero.

>>736515460

yes i still live with my parents. thats why i can buy this car

>>736515162
>buying brand new cars
>says his rich

what did he mean by this?

>>736515525
Well that explains. Anyway, enjoy your car OP

>>736514745
Why would you finance an $80,000 car on only $2,500 a month? The payment must be at least $800 and that doesn't include all of your other expenses. Are you retarded or do you just live at home with mommy and daddy?

>>736515619
Yes. That's exactly what he said.. Idiot. Holy shit your mother should have aborted you and then became an hero.

>>736515576
Cars are a guaranteed money sink

>>736515619
Not OP, but he's Scandinavian. If the country he lives uses euros its about 2200 euros.

>>736515619

i have no expenses i live at my parents.
i pay 1000 a month for it and still have 1500 to spend on whatever i want.

>>736515733
Why are you speculating where he lives? Who cares? Fuck you're an idiot. Your mother should have aborted you and became an hero. .... Nice dubs tho. Idiot.

>>736514745
Thank you for investing into our economy

>>736515619
>>736515733
Nevermind my shitpost i had a complete brainfart. he says he has 2500 a month in euros or whatever his country uses so that stays 2500

>>736515821
He said it himself lol. He's Scandinavian. I don't think someone from a Scandinavian country would leave and live in the shitcountry of the world aka America

>>736515863
FINALLY. Someone who realizes their mother should have aborted them and then proceeded to become an hero.

>How many cylinders are in this car's engine?
>How fast does it go?
Just asking for a friend

>>736515959
For this post I respect you. But everyone else here should have been aborted, followed by the becoming of an hero by their mothers. I wish a good day upon you good sir.

>>736514745
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>736516139
Every evening I go to bed and I dream of a world where time travel exists, so that I can go back in time to when your mom was pregnant with you and convince her to abort you. She would then proceed to become an hero.

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>>736514745
>Not buying a Tesla instead

I made 190K last year and I drive a '08 Malibu. What's wrong with you?

>>736516076
http://www.google.com

YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
Your mother should have aborted you and became an hero.

>>736516258
wew lad, it's summer already?

not even that guy but just a fucking faggot post

>>736516362
> not waitng and saving money for 2019 to get cheap as fuck self-driving tesla 3

>>736515162
>thinks 2500 a month means someone's rich

fucking pleb

>>736516365

nice larp

Lol what a waste. My $60k is5 would rape you

>>736514745
>Buying the m4 and not the m3 or m2
Jesus faggot

>>736515732
yeah but if youre rich it doesnt matter as much

not that OP is rich

>>736514745
>80k
>not buying a 2014 Dodge SRT Viper
kill yourself

>>736516629
Completely serious. I'm also 40 years old. So not a tween like most of you.

>>736516427
You're REAL cool. I bet women line up around the block for a chance to smell what you've left behind on your asshole as a result of improper wiping. Speaking of wiping, your mother should have wiped you off the face of this planet via abortion and then proceeded to become the ultimate in an hero history.

>>736514745
>make 2500 a month

So? Everybody makes 2500 a month, waiters at a piss-restaurant even more.

>>736516841
Americans are good at a lot of things.

Making cars is not one of them.

>>736515154
More like albino sand nigger living in new Iraq

>>736516860
You know this site is for 18+? All your posts have been gay as fuck. You sound like an angry indian kek

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>>736514745
Have you already bought Glock and SIG?

>>736516849
Step one: Post time-stamped pic of you next to your Malibu.
Step two: Go back in time to convince your mother to abort you and tell her to an hero.
Step three: Profit... we all metaphorically profit in a world without you.

>>736514745
Good for you faggot

>>736516943
I prefer German engineering too but at that price you take the Viper over the M4

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>>736514745
You must live with your parents.

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>>736516841
>he thinks a fucking viper is better than an m4 in any way

>>736516906
He was not bragging about the amount of money, it was to put emphasis on the amount of car he purchased with what money he had.
"Yes doctor, I'd like an abortion/an hero combo... no I don't want fries with that."
-Your mother

>>736514745
BTW bragging about making 2500$/M seriously? I make 4000-500$/M And I leave in a fucking Eastern Europe

>>736517217
*4000-5000$

>>736516841
>Think viper is a quality car

>>736517172
Yeah, only 200hp more kek

I make 3300€ a month and have a twelve year old Volvo

>>736517009
This site is not for 18+ you piece of shit. This section of it is, get it right, holy FUCK another candidate for an abortion decision gone wrong.

>>736517217
he is not bragging about how much he makes. he is provoking commentary on how ill advised it is for him to buy that car making that much.

>>736514745
Why? For what purpose? Im sure you still live in a shack

>>736517318
and still slower hahaha

fucking americans learn how to make cars

>>736517202

And you know this, because...... ??

-Dart Wader

>>736517405

i live at my parents but they have a big house

so no reason for me to move out.

>>736517253
My apologies sir. I was just kidding about the abortion thing. Congrats on being the second person to earn my respect in this thread. Everyone else is a gay homosexual faggotron-3000.

>>736514745
Stamp or bait.

>>736517484
>at least 200hp more
>and still slower
>no

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I used to be a professional footballer and actor and made about 50k-100k a month and this is what i used to drive.

Now i make licence plates and make 10 bucks a month.

>>736517561
i forgot you fat faggots think that drag racing and oval racing are real racing

any normal race track in the world the m4 would lap the viper easily

>>736517603
So you're in prison?

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>>736514745

>2017
>Still think German Engineering is top tier

Enjoy your overpriced shitbox. Don't forget to check the oil every 100 miles and if you feel a rattle in your steering wheel or if you shift gears and it doesn't do it smoothly, sell the car ASAP, don't try and fix it, SELL.

>>736517514
Because context is a real thing. Otherwise he would have said that he just bought a car.

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>>736517603
>>736517688

>not knowing about O.J. Simpson

>>736517561

>200 hp more, 0-6 in 3.8
>m4 with 200 less hp, 0-6 in 3.9

top kek american engineering

just kill yourself already

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>>736517671
>not racing people in the streets
>renting out a race track and racing millionaires
>real racing

>>736517780
Leave him alone, he's only 9

>>736514745
OP, what country are you in?

>>736516943
I beg to differ when it comes to classic muscle cars. We got those right. I'm just happy the new generation Camaros are made in Michigan now.

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>>736517802
Exactly. You lose.

>>736517803
>what is a track day
>you fucking mong

>>736517803
>being afraid of corners
>I'M THE FASTEST IN A STRAIGHT LINE!
>real racing

I work in the car business. Chances are that you had some one use their credit to get an approval from the bank, probably some one with atleast 70k income. Probably negotiated the price down to about $900 per month on a lease. I mean it's very possible that you could pay that but your also paying another $400 on insurance and that is half your paycheck. Living off ~$1000 dollars per month to drive an M4 isn't worth it. Would have gone for the Q60S Red Sport instead. Could get them for about ~$600 a month.

>>736517883
>>736517952
kek, go on madbois, suck each other off and keep responding. Im gonna cum

>>736515041
wise

>>736517698

This. I've seen enough BMW's just blow their engine because of shit engineering (chain stretching out, oil use, etc...).

BMW is shit tier since like 2005.
Not to mention they get stolen A LOT. Every time you hear a new car gets stolen, it's a BMW. And that's been the case for years.

>>736517965
I hope you realize this is all bait...

www.autobilis.lt/advert/235273/bmw-m4-kupesportas-2015-benzinas

>>736518070
I just wanted to make it known that it's possible, because as a kid my friends did it

>>736514745
Why do you feel you need to show off on /b/ of all places?

>>736515742
You do have expenses. Food, rent, etc... just that your parents pick up the tab.

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Nobody ever got laid putting money in the bank

>>736518607

this guy speaks the truth.

if you wanna enjoy life and fuck many hot girls you gotta spend your money instead of saving it

>>736518607
This guy fucks

>>736517802
no shit you cuck, the dodge has much longer 1st and 2nd gears

>>736516841
American cars are for faggots.

>>736519293
>Plymoth Roadrunner
>Dodge Demon
>60's Ford Mustang

cry more poorfag

>>736514745
I make 2500 at month and i bought a fiat panda.
I live in in 500 mq, 3 plans house with garden. I go every summer 2 months in greece in another house.
Stop buying stupid super cars only to show something you will never have, deutchfags.

>>736519412
Who the fuck would like to drive a car from the 60s. USA has decent modern cars as well. C7, CTS-V are beasts.

>>736519412
The only good American car brand is Ford. Not liking american cars doesn't mean you're poor lol.
American logic

>>736514745
Hahahaha

I make $5,300 a month, and I drive a piece of shit ford escape. Gets me to place to place.

And I still have my fuck buddies weekly.

>all the jelly

>>736514745

I make $3200/month and can't get a car because no one give me loans.

>>736514745
At least youll have something fancy to drive into a lake when you cant pay it off or find someone to buy it off you.

>>736515525
Lol kill yourself you're getting 0 pussy

>>736514745
not sure if you lie or i just found your number

www.autobilis.lt /advert / 235273 / bmw-m4-kupesportas-2015-benzinas

>>736514745
wagecuck

>>736519960

more than u fag

>>736517024
haha this
beemers are for people who desperately want attention and are egotistical

>>736515041
Spotted the Jew.

>>736514745
Why are you so dumb with your money? I make almost 4 times that and haven't paid more than 13k for any car.

>>736521513

cause i enjoy living unlike most here

saving up your money doesnt do you any good

>>736521962
I will prove you wrong in 3 years when I retire at 45. But yeah, whatever, kid.

50k a year and I drive a 2000 Buick century. Why you so dumb op

>>736514745
I hope my daddy could chip in for my next car just like OP

>>736521962
how much is your monthly payment homie?

OP is trolling, thats his friends car. OP is that guy who lives with his parents, remember?

>>736517603
kek

>>736522251

800 euro on car and 300 on insurance monthly

>>736522560
assuming this is 0P.
and i didn't really read all the comments, you must be living with your parents witht hat kind of payment and only making 2500 a month.

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hory shet maybe im just really high but this BMW looks just like the new mustang from the side. craaazzyyy.

>>736522560
is your original post in dollars or euros?

>>736515387
Trust me, i´m not jelly.

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>>736514745
I refer to BMW's as the "I'm not rich but I want people to think I am so I made a bad investment" car

>>736514745
I'm a wizard making about 4x that. Should I buy an 80k car to help with my early midlife crisis?

>>736522973

if you wanna get laid then go for it.
you can bang 8/10's easily if you get an expensive car

>>736522973
you should invest in a better wand

>>736523065
How does one go from having a nice car to getting laid? Do I just post pictures of myself in front of my car looking like a douche on tinder and whatnot?

>>736523160
no but the trick is to get a woman interested in you and then when you agree to meet her/pick her up you casually pull up in it and surprise her since she will be assuming you drive a piece of shit. virgin.

>>736523065
Yeah, smart idea. Buy an expensive car so you can get an even more expensive girlfriend.

Fuck that. Cheap car, cheap girl, retire early, end up only working 1/10th of the days of everyone else.

>>736523160

no matter how ugly you are, if a hot girl sees you pull up in a nice fucking car then she gets interested in you and that means you can fuck her

its not that hard

>>736523245
But first I'd need to get a woman to agree to have me pick her up, which is already farther than I've made it so far.

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my new car you niggers

>>736523370

yea exactly so youre a hopeless virgin who bought this car to make up for the lack of social friendship you experienced in highschool as a way to help get people to notice you now. virgin.

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my new truck and it is a lot more practical than that bmw

Get a car that does not openly show everyone that you have to compensate for everything.

Also I'm a second year apprentice and I'll be earning the same as you do in two years time. If you think you're making a lot, think again.

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My car, €40k

>>736523579
I'm not OP. I'm a hopeless virgin who's considering buying a car to make up for the lack of social friendship I experienced in highschool as a way to help get people to notice me now. As I thought, that's probably not a good idea. It's much cheaper to drink and masturbate with my tears as lube.

>>736523729

LOL. virgin doe. i suggest a pontiac fiero.

>>736523726
Same douche tier car as any BMW.

>>736514745
Never noticed how much like a mustang it looks from this profile

>>736523783
Before this car, i owned a
mazda tribute from 2001, V6 engine.
That thing was hella fun.

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>>736523726
>>736514745


and this is my car doing a wheelie at the Tucson, Arizona drag strip. see I can type words too.

>>736523729

just talk to girls in clubs, tell them you want to take them on a ride in your 'insert name expensive car' and fuck her

easy as that

>>736523793

yea i already posted that if you scroll up to the red mustang LURKING CANDYASS

>>736523975
Nice car you have, how much hp?

>>736523877
D Corsa. Don't know shit about cars, honestly don't care either.

My car has to get me to work and get enough accaleration going to not get picked up by a truck when going up a hill on the highway.

That said, I can legally drive 160 kph on my way to work and I don't know why I'd need a bigger car or engine for that.

>>736524091
hp is for the weak. about 31,000,000 newton pounds of thrust.

>>736524151
My mazda could do 180kph max,
Here in the netherlands the max legal highway speed is 120 or 130kph

>>736524295
Nice! i can see that it pulls a wheelie, almost like it want's to take off. anyway, around how much you paid for it?

>>736524376
Germany doesn't care about speed limits lol

If I'm not being a cunt on my way to work there's hardly a time where I could actually go over 160 without having to get past people from the right.

Since I care more about my life and not spending half of my income on fuel, I'm fine with what I've got. This bitch will serve me until I have to drag it to work

all the young plebs with low wages in my work drive flashy cars. BMW attracts the most of this type. The ones making much better money seem to drive shit boxes. I make enough, and I don't waste any money on a car just to get me to work.

>>736515576
ive worked at a dealership rich people always buy used, theyre rich because they live like theyre poor

Look at all the salty people that cant afford luxury german cars.

>>736515460
paying for healthcare? what kind of 3rd-world country do you live in?

>>736524504
aha, autobahn! Been there once with my mercedes, around 270kph i started shitting my pants. and even then i got passed by porsche's and bmw's. Crazy highway's

>>736524470

dude i dont actually own a space ship...

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I make 1600 and I'm paying off this lil' beaut.

>>736525056

wow looks sunny where you live

>>736524965
You fucking troll!