*blocks your path*

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Well darn-diddley-arn it, guess I'll just have to move them

>>736512848
Walk around them

Wat

>>736512848
just cum through

>>736512848
I like where this is going...

Clearly I'd have NO choice but to fuck each one of them out of the way

>>736512848
fail miserably in an attempt to limbo past them

>>736513163
These singles don't lie

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>>736513163

Tell them to get out of the way and if they dont, beat there heads in with a metal baseball bat.

>>736512848
>rape my way through them

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>>736513088

>>736512848
Madmia huh?

>>736512848
Am..am I dead? Is this heaven?

>>736513163
>>736513217
>>736513245
>>736513281
Newfags.

go on

*teleports behind them*

>>736513163
That's the spirit.

>>736513412
>implying

>>736512848
I wouldn't be at a child's playground so this hypothetical does not apply to me. In any case however, I would simply say 'excuse me', wait for them to move, and continue on my way.

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>>736513088

Firstly I'd have to question my life choices as to why I'm on a climbing frame in the first place.

>>736512848
Not a problem at all, I'll go into the woods, I'll cut some trees, then I'll reproduce exactly the same thing they are playing with and finally I continue my path.

>>736513466
nothing personnel kid

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>>736513165
underrated post

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>>736512848
Post more please

>>736513732
won't be the same path or journey or choices

>>736512848
wait a fuckin minute
who do the bottom legs belong to?

>>736513916
It will, I'll let them the one I just made.

>>736512848
I'm not a pedo, so I turn 360° and walk away.

>>736513938
kek. anon would also like to know this

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>>736513938

>>736512848
Ask them where they got those socks. I'm typical hypster scum, 23 years young, and I'm SO different. So flamboyant things like this that attract attention are on my A list for appareal. I think it would be totally rad to wear those socks with vans, frat shirts, an old blazer I bought at good will that's made out of some fucked up material and has some weird ass 70's style color to it and a bright red wool cap. I'll also rock my beard and twisted up mustache and feminazi glasses that aren't even prescription.

>>736513938

Holy shit wat

>>736513679
You're 8 years old and playing with the other kids.

>>736514007
^^

>>736513088
kek

>>736513938
Dufuq?? Good question.

>>736513938
>>736514029
>>736514062
>>736514021
Let me guess.. you are on your phones? you can litterally see the girl in white jackets hands behind nr 2

>>736513938
the little brother

>>736513938
bricks have been shat

>>736512848
like how the first one is presenting. just jam it right in there and stare into her terrified eyes.

>>736513938
me

Y dem soccs got laces?

>>736514007
?? You mean 180 dumbass

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>>736513938
Good job spotting that, nigger.

>>736514393
Newfag detected

>>736514440
He's not a pedo, he knows how that works.

Gotta felling that 2009 4chan's coming back with threads like this...

>>736514503
Wut?

>>736514393
>>736514503
Quote was for the first, Not a pedo but a retarded.

>>736514503
Doubtfully.

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>>736513938
I'm pretty sure this.

>>736514526
This is not a pedo thread you fucking newfag, OP is just trying to block our path, that's all no need to interpret it differently.

>>736512848
No doubt I'd get an erection. I'm at a point in my life where I know it's wrong but I just can't help it. I'm too embarrassed and scared to get help. I think I've already scared my niece away because of my pedophilic tendencies. What could I do to overcome this sick fantasy of mine? I really just want to be a good uncle

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>>736514526
You're welcome.

>>736515055
Who is this qt?