/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
>>736512321
Op is a faggot.
>>736512321
10 years ago perhaps, but not now. Now it's just Reddit with slightly worse moderation and no quality filtering.
>>736512321
never forgetti old /b/
>>736512321
Can we sticky this?
That'd be nice
>>736513061
Never spaghetti
>>736512321
it is 2017 not 2007 faggot
>>736514623
>>736512321
/b/ wishes it was this still. Now it's just traps and stale copypasta about cucks.
>>736514742
I'm still here and I'm Dave Davidson.
This is now a greentext thread
I wonder how many relies this Thread can get before It 404's
Let's see how long we can keep it going
Commencing a Large Dump
/b/ used to be the devil on your shoulder back in '06, '07
Now it's like both angels, except both are neutral and they're just constantly jerking off onto your shoulders
>>736515916
essentially, yes
>>736515533
Just in case he rises from the dead like a zombie to play vidya?
>>736516314
Kek
I'm running out of my dump My dudes
Goal: Get this thread to 500 replies
Why should we do it?
For the luls, right?
Trips decides what i do with my cat steve
>>736517095
fuck me thats an old one
>>736517095
this pic is 6 years old