To all straight male anons, have you ever tasted your own cum?

>>736512312
it was awful
kinda turn me on when i'm still masturbating but fucking nasty if i'm done

>>736512312
bump ?

>>736512312
It tasted like you're a faggot.

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>>736512312
Tastes pretty bad, it has the consistency of the snot you swallow after a blocked nose - not nice at all. I get why girls usually don't like swallowing.

I didn't and will never be.

All the girls that swallowed me got severe waterlike diarrhea and painfull stomach cramps.

Guess it tastes like hell

>>736513202
fucking kek

>>736512312
A few times to see if food/drink changes really makes a difference.
It is surprisingly warm, and does not have much flavor at all so not sure why some girls act like its the worst thing in the world

>>736512378
same

used to do that instead of using paper, tbh I think it tasted ok

Tastes like public swimming pool water, swallowed it once and fucking puked.

>>736512312
Precum is fucking sweet, cum on the other hand is gross.

>>736512312
Just the pre cum. Tasted salty. Would never actually eat my own cum though.

On a side note I used to fuck this one chick who was absolutely obsessed with cum. She would ask me not to jack off for a couple weeks just so she could jerk me off. The fun part about that is the giant load you shoot plus you are still horny afterwards.

Good times

>>736512312

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

TAKE YOUR DICK SOMEWHERE ELSE

KYS FAGGOT

It tasted like a persimmon juice

>>736512312
Yes. It tasted like come.

>>736512312
Actually in 7th grade I stretched multiple times a day for two weeks until I could get my lips half way down my shaft. Couldn't really breathe folded in half like that. I just licked around my head until I came, it felt amazing but tasted like thick, salty mucus, and there was a lot of it.

>>736513202
I get this if i swallow my cum.

I wonder what causes it.

>>736512378
What this anon wrote. Had camsex once and did a taco, sprayed all over and ate after, she mostly tohught it was funny and weird but before I came I was so turned on by the thought... the taste was still taco ^^

>>736513870

Always great relief if I read about people experiencing this, too.

I don't want to scare you and neither is this a troll, but I actually got ball cancer two years ago and had one testicle get removed. Bitches got diarrhea before and are getting after, so I don't think there is a connection, but still wanted to inform you. If you feel a lump on your balls, go to the doctor.

You've got to compare it to how your buddy's jizz tastes.

>>736512312
I tried it once and I LOVED the taste of my own cum and I've been gay ever since

>>736512378
Try someone else's, straight from the source. Amazing

>>736515389
This. I swallowed a german guy last week, his cum tasted awesome.

>>736512378
Fucking fag

It's weird, the taste resembles something like avocado at times and others there's nothing like it. It's slightly salty either way.
The worst part was that it seemed to stick in my throat and the feeling wouldn't go out regardless of how much water I drank.

Yes, it was strange. Would never admit to it even under torture. Never had a gay experience and i never intend to.

But facials and girs swallowing cum is my favourite type of porn, not bukkakes though i find those disgusting.

Didn't really taste like much but it was a tiny bit salty. The texture is like mucus. It's a fantasy of mine to eat it afterwards but once I cum, the want pretty much vanishes.

If its too gross for you you can eat mine, I have a good diet and eat bananas.

>>736512312
Fuck, this photo is hot, but I hate jerking off to nudes of people without their faces in it. What if this is attached to an ugly retarded loser?

>>736512312
If you taste your own cum you're no long straight op

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>>736512312
diet has a lot to do with it but ultimately it tastes like cum. it doesn't taste a lot unless you're eating some really heavy and vile shit or smoking/smoked foods but there's not really anything i could compare it to. it's really awful to get in your eye and leaves a weird sensation in your throat. the texture is kind of like a lugee but it doesn't try to stay together like mucus does. not really good, not really bad. precum however is fucking delicious.

>>736512312
Yes.
It was okay, but I understand why girls don't like to swallow. Still turns me on. I'll eat pineapples before a session if it'll mean it helps my cum taste good to them. I just wanna see you suck it down while looking lovingly in to my eyes, baby. Maybe give me a gentle spank while you clean me up I don't know.

Damn excuse me for a minute.

>>736512312
Technically we all have cause our bodys just absorb the old sperm.

>>736516887
If you touch your penis you are no longer straight.

salty milk and coins

>>736517920
POMF POMF

>>736514111
trips confirm, cancer jizz causes diarrhea

>>736513202
getting diarrhea from 1/10 oz. cum. thats worse than sugar free haribo.

The reality ->
your cum tasted shit and the girls wanted to make sure they never have to swallow your kids again

>>736518418
>swallow your kids
That sounds hot, I wanna swallow your kids

>>736513531

This.

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Is it ok to let someone cum in my asshole? Will my insides absorb it or will it leak out and make a mess?

>>736512312
That's gay

>>736520422
eventually, but if you have to fart in the meantime you'll just get santorum everywhere

>>736512312
taste is changed, as is it's consistency by diet, how much you drink and other factors, it's easiest to just say it tastes like cum. I don't do it because it turns me on or tastes good but because it's easier to clean up, just jack off, eat it, then wash your hands when you have a second. no hard to explain crusty socks or tissues

>>736513380
have you had microscopy in school?

salty

>>736521805
>no hard to explain crusty socks or tissues
do you still live with your mom or what?

>>736513811
This guy followed his dreams!

>>736524262
Boomerang child,
I found out just how useless a english degree is.

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>>736524623
well shit. it took you until finishing it to realize that?
in any case if you have your own space there it kinda seems like a boundary thing, as opposed to sleeping on the sofa and living out of a bag i mean. then again i started doing my own laundry before i was even a teen just for the privacy but my parents were always respectful of the fact that i was born with a dick and balls aside from threatening to clip me during a pregnancy scare (like wtf?) while i was still living at home.

>>736525161
That's a hot dick, is that yours anon?

>>736512312
Only gay guys don't taste their own cum.

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>>736525656
nope

>>736525725
Yeah, gay guys taste other guys' cum.

But seriously, it's fine to be curious about the taste of your cum.

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>>736512312
I tasted it the first time I came.
I was an early maturer so I blew my first load at the age of 10, almost a year before my school put me through sex ed.
I was playing the Sims 2, fiddling around with nude mods, and by the time I went to bed, I was so horny that I fucked my mattress, cumming all over my underwear and bedsheets.
I was suprised and scared, and since it was sticky, I thought I just pissed out a for some reason bunch of blood after this bizzare affair, so I decided to taste it to be sure. I was sure as hell happy that it wasn't blood, and I was able to put two and two together and guess that this was where sperm came from, but it tasted awful, like bleach.

COnsistency of light snot. Tastes sort of liek water with a tiny ammount of potato flour dissolved in it. Aka like almost nothing.

>>736527019
pretty much the same first time.
>horny for whatever reason
>hump bed pillow
>feels good
>suddenly and unexpectedly bust all over it
>terrified i just pissed all over my pillow
>doesn't smell like piss
>doesn't taste like piss

>>736527330
can definitely have really awful taste elements added to it if you drink treated water (bleach/chlorine) or consume anything smokey

Did it once because I was curious, wasn't that bad, didn't really gain anything from it though.

I guess my diet is pretty good :/.

Not really planning on doing it again.

Not gay also, men are competition.

>>736512312
I've only tasted my own precum.
Maybe a wee bit salty. Not much of an actual flavor though.

>>736516176
>seemed to stick in my throat
that was your spermies doing they job and digging into the closest thing it finds

that means they went into the walls of your throat and, since they swim up like salmon, they probably rode the spine and are partying on your brain right now listening to gorillaz - feel good inc with you right now

>>736528172
*they're

fucking weed

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A few times. I like the taste but the stringy sort of texture it has isn't my favorite

I like other guy's cum anyway

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>>736512312
Well, once I blew my load at my ex gf's mouth and gave her a kiss afterwards. It tasted bad, but I've heard that if you're a smoker or you eat a lot of red meat it will affect the taste negatively. Actually, now that you've mentioned it I kinda want to try that again since I quit smoking 2 years ago.

I have, doesn't taste bad. Just eat right, and drink water more than other liquids.

Just a little tip...

Fresh pineapple. Makes your Cum sweet.

I have never tasted my own or someone else's but an ex girlfriend of mine many years ago knew this and apparently it really works.

You are welcome

tasted salty and warm like what i imagine most cum tastes like, but for some reason i got a sore throat afterwards. i was kinda sick at the time so i wasn't sure if it was the sickness or the cum, so a few months later i did another taste test, and yup - my cum gives me a sore throat

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>>736512312
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>>736512312
I tried it out of curiousity, just a little.

Generally lacking in flavor and in fact it reminded me a little bit of the taste of Plastic/Wax, and a slight hint of that clear variety of caulk.

> no benefit

>>736512312
precum is great, I pretty much taste it whenever I leak some, now cum, I did taste it once (idea is hot and all whilst you're masturbating and horny) but after you cum its kinda terrible, I did do it quickly af once, tasted pretty bad, can't make myself taste it again, didn't like it, but I'd prob swallow if I was horny and someone else came into my mouth

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>>736512378

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>>736531852

>>736512312
like glorious milk of the gods

>>736512312
I literally eat my own cum every time I masturbate. It does not really have a taste and is just more convenient than trying to clean up some other way.

>>736512312
It wasn't bad, but sperm crawling up my throat wasn't pleasant whatsoever. It was fucking annoying.

>>736512312
Tasted like bleach

personally I love the taste of my precum. Eaten my cum multiple times, out of curiosity and cause this girl liked watching me cum into my own mouth. It tastes similar but the big difference is the fact that its hot and the texture is a bit weird.

I creampie my GF and she sits on my face after. Taste isn't too bad, mixed with pussy. She gets off like a damn rocket, so it's worth it...

>>736532960
such a good boy

he should of licked it up though

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Send some of this stuff to this fuck boi

>>736512312
I've licked a little bit off my fingers after fapping, pretty much tastes and has the same consistency as snot.

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Nigga that's how I clean up.

>not eating your own cum in 2017

Get on my fucking level.

it's salty but it's not gross

>>736512312
I have a handful of times.
>Eating bad does make it taste like shit
>Eating lots of red meat does too
>Eating Pineapple actually makes it taste pretty good

I only do it if I had lots of vegetables/pineapple during the day and am well hydrated. It can taste like sweet goo or fucking battery acid depending on what you eat.

>>736513531
If jazz tasted like precum we'd all be eating it.

>>736536507
agreed, don't see how its gay either

>>736512312
I tasted it. Not much to report really.

>>736513811
Yeah, I miss Jr. High because I was skinny and flexible enough to suck my own dick. ;_;

Precum is great, but the cum meh. Tasted a little salty. Could be worse I guess...

>>736512312
Yes of course. It tasted not that great. But in the past I had no handkerchief to put my jizz in so I just swallowed it and licked the remains from my hand.

>>736537760
Look mom, no hands.

>>736537581
Fuck I need that ass

I have always wanted to suck another mans but to scared to risk of disease getting caught etc. Any advice for best way to try your own without chickening out?

>>736538048
>cum
>eat

It's simple really.

>>736538048
Cum directly into your mouth, legs up

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Anon here sharing the meme

>>736538867
I tried that before. Always miss.
Sometimes it gets into my beard and I feel nothing but shame after

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not good, left weird aftertaste in mouth
sounded hot in my head, immediate regret after done

>>736539825
You either aren't flexible enough or have a small dick. Are you even able to lick yourself?

>>736512312
Eating it since puberty, never has been a problem. Taste depends on the stuff you eat and drink. Alcohol and tobacco makes it sour or bitter, fruits make it sweet. For someone who wanks 2-3times a day its also easier then tissues. Gf´s never had a problem with it too.

Tried and it had no taste at all, the texture of cum is what i felt bad

eating it is the only way to recycle it, dont want to run out

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>>736512312
Cum from the BBC distributor is 11 - 15 times tastier than from white competition

>>736512312
I've done it twice. Consistency is a bit weird but it didn't taste that bad. It was sorta salty but not enough to be a bad taste. 5/10 would consider again

its taste is sharp as hell in the throat. umami u guess

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>>736541486

it depends buddy, if you like eat mcdonals and pizza everyday your cum is gonna taste like oil, but if you drink water a lot everyday and eat healthy then ur gf is gonna drink til the last drop or even drink ur piss, or viceversa.

It's not as awful as girls tell it is, just a mix of egg and see water.

>>736512312
it was good and I've continued doing it

>>736512312

sweet. I drink 12 oz pineapple juice on the daily

Never, but My ex's didnt seem to mind it, one ex swallowed so much of my dna should could have past as a relative if tested.

>>736512312
I eat my load every time. Easy cleanup. Plus I've kind of started to like the taste, but only if I haven't beaten it in a while because then it's not all bitter and thin. I've never eat it in front of someone and I never plan to

>>736545733
>could have past
I bet it lowered her IQ too

>>736513531
This. All Day Long.

>>736513811
In 7th Gr. I could only lick the pee-hole.