ASK A DIRTY BOOKSTORE MANAGER ANYTHING

how many cocks have you sucked in the last hour?

>>736512197
None

Most awkward customer?

Any underage people come in?

Dicks sold per week?

do you sell more to women or men (in general, not just dicks)?

>>736512114
Sell more wands or rabbits?

>>736512114
returns you have to have return stories

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How many "bookmarks" have your faggot customers left you?

Might be a half decent thread is OP isn't a fag

Do you have any of the kinky/extreme stuff?

> Animal dildos, cat suits, vacuum beds, electro catheters, etc.

>>736512712
We have one guy who us extrely awkward. He dresses like a neighborhood watch sign. Fedora and trencoat, even in the middle if summer.

Yeah, we gotta card em and kick em out. Could lose our lisence for that shit.


>>736512779
>>736512810
Wands for sure. As for dicks, we sell way more vibes than static dongs.

>>736512864
No returns.

>>736512873
Im sorry I dont get the reference.

do you have any gloryholes in your store

>>736513350
Do you get any feedback from customers?

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>>736513056
Depends how extreme. Latex/catsuits are hard bc people want them custom. Limited market and we'd be sitting on them for a long time.

>>736512953
2017 - not being a fag yet

protip: OP is always a fag

Ever catch anybody fucking in the bathroom?
People jizz on the walls and stuff?

>>736513350
Basically, when I say bookmarks I mean weed.

Do you get customers that ask for your personal opinion on certain products? How often do you have to lie to answer said questions?

Ever pick up any chicks there

>>736513420
No. Arcades are very hard to operate with the legislation in my county.

>>736513506
Yes. My location is the highest rated store in the bistate area. We listen to what the customers want and will order anything (legal) if its not available in store.

>>736513632
Nope. No public bathrooms.

How big is the largest dildo in the store?

>>736513779
Had multiple opportunities but I got a girl. Also had chicks want to fuck and watch them masturbate with the new toys they bought, but thats a BIG NONO. If they're UC we could get shut down for that shit. Gotta ask em to leave.

>>736513955
Can't like get their number and do it at a later date? Or is that a no no too?

>>736513955
Does your girl partake?

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>>736513911
Longest is 17 inches. Great American challenge posted in my OP is close. Pic related is most girth.

I'm 6'3 220 for reference. Dong has roughly 6 inch circumference iirc.

do hot girls ever go in, or is always trash?

bonus question, do these girls ever go in by themselves or do they always have a male bodyguard?

Ever catch anybody fapping while looking at your merchandise. Dude or chick?

>>736513536
What are the most extreme toys that you have held in stock?

>>736514239
Both. We get a mix of everyone. All races, classes, etc.

Everyonr likes fuckin.

We get a fair share of single girls but weekends in particular we get a ton of couples.

>>736514568
Yes. We've had a shitload of problems with this one tweaker. Hes locked himself in the bathroom twice now, smoked dope in the store, tried jerking off and been arrested multiple times. Dude keeps gettig out and coming right back though.

>>736512114
Why do you have such oddly shaped books? How do you read them?

>>736515164
CBT stuff.

>>736513536
seems like a pretty lame store. there is a store here in las vegas i live that has animal porn

Whats the best selling thing in the store?

>>736515417
What's the most strange / weird thing you've ordered in for somebody?

How do you feel about Syria?

>>736515671
Heated microbullet.

>>736512114
Second time today that the Challenge has been brought up in conversation. It's a fantastic piece.

>>736512114
Who the hell still buys porn mags/DVD's in current year?

>>736515625
Is that legal?

BTW is it like live action HC animal and human porn?

>>736515809
Old people

>>736515625
i dont think its legal and yes its life action human and animal fucking. they have it playing in their"arcade booths" and you can buy it

Whats the best excuse you've heard for dudes buying anal shit?

How is the money, is it worth getting into? (I create online stores)

>>736515892
how much did that kill business. That and online orders shoulda put brick and mortar out of business, no?

>>736515417
>Yes. We've had a shitload of problems with this one tweaker. Hes locked himself in the bathroom twice now, smoked dope in the store, tried jerking off and been arrested multiple times. Dude keeps gettig out and coming right back though.

this is a great read

>>736512114
Dirty? Vacuum and clean you swine!
Clean every day!

>>736515876
>>736515973

>>736516064
Nah, when it comes to toys seeing it in person can be a big help as to whether it suits or not. I bought a We-vibe online for me and the missus, shit sucks, should have seen it in person.

>>736515678
Not too strange per se, but simien fuck machines.

>>736515783
Biggest flaw I see with it is the base is very shallow so Id imagine it has poor suction abilities. We dont sell many of them. The Dic Johnson Dick Rambone 17 inch outsells the GAC 5:1.

>>736515809

Old men. HUGE part of out customer base. From 10am to 1pm 90% of out clientele is old guys buying movies, mags and dick pills.


>>736516000
>for wife
>gag gift

Never fails lol

Will you give me a job?

>>736513803
>>736515417
So do you have bathrooms or not?

How often do younsee dudes buy anal shit?

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>>736516290
>The Dic Johnson Dick Rambone 17 inch
maximum kek

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>>736516290
>The Dic Johnson Dick Rambone 17 inch

>>736512114
>>736516031
answer me you rancid swine

>>736516476
>this

>>736512114
d-do-DO you and your co-workers ever make fun of the customers after they leave?

>>736512114
Do you have any back issues of babyface, just 18, barely legal, etc. from the late 90s?

I liked a lot of those models, but I never new their real names so I had a herd time finding their work outside of those magazines.

Do you live in Montana you filthy vagrant?

>>736516738
>y-y-y-y-y-you're a fucking faggot

whats the weather like outside. exact details please

What's the most kinky stories you have?

>>736516901
Is that what they say?

>>736515417
>Hes locked himself in the bathroom twice now
you contradict yourself:
>>736513803
>No public bathrooms

do you guys have a gloryhole going on? ive never actually been to an "adult" store but i heard that sometimes happens

>>736516986

the private restroom wouldn't be that hard to find in a tiny store anon.

>>736517094
first day of summer detected

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>>736516806
We get lots of back issues of the teen mags, but none that old. Fetish/bondage mags on the other hand, we got mags with mid 80s printing dates.

>>736516870
Nope.

>>736516986
Pic related. Not open to public, but tgat didnt stop byron the tweaker from entering and getting his fap on.

What would you recommend To A girl that Wants to get into Toys and stuff like that but doesnt know what to get first/where to start? (asking for girlfriend)

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>>736517094

>>736517178
yet only 1 person, a tweaker at that, has found it and noone else has ever had sex in it. I call BS

>>736516870
Looked like the shop in Missoula to me too.

>>736517247
Depends on what she likes. Vibration? Wand or bullet. Penetration? Dong or maybe clone a willy modeled after you. Both? rabbit.

>>736516476

I assume OP's tweaker is sneaky in to the employee bathroom.

>>736517301

ok then

>>736517342
I was assuming Billings, but I can see Missoula also having that

>>736512114
have you ever caught someone (male or female) masturbating in your store?

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>>736517247
To a Girl that wants to get into toys.

Get these.

It works wonders in any hole you want to use it in.

>>736512114
>>736517241

>>736516031
ANSWER ME YOU RANCID SWINE

>>736517247
>>736517391
Yeap, go with a bullet or wand initially, easy to use with her.

>>736517241
>Pic related
okay, no BS, bw, you realize for under $25 there is a really cool invention that requires a unique little metal item to gain admittance to private areas....

>>736517241
Ever think of oh hell I dont know. Putting a fucking lock on the door?

>>736517479
estim is GOAT. love me some wired nipples

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>>736517183
you realize school ended like a month ago and its been pretty summer here for awhile now right?

hey OP do you guys have things like mangas/doujins? if so what fetishes are your stores limits? (basically if so do you carry things like extreme,gore, rape, bestiality, or lolis)

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>>736517699

>>736517479

Don't throw away those pads. They are useful. I have had good results trimming one small (don't cut the leads!), placing on frenulum, and using a clothespin to to clamp the pad tight to the loose skin. Stick the other pole on perineum area. Careful with this though. Smaller the surface area the sharper the shock.

>>736517479
We got a pair like that, she allways uses the Elecro stim on her shoulderblades.(Chronic pain) Never considered it in that way.
>>736517391
She allways wanted to try Kinky shit and Ive supported her. Im thinking about getting her A Vibe for her 20th. I know one thing and thats that she doesnt like anal

>>736517699
Or dragon stuff

>>736512114
do you know if anyone makes a double headed attachment for an hitachi wand?

>>736517895
Triggered someone detected a flaw in your reasoning.

Not even him. Stop being a bitch

>>736517997
>We got a pair like that, she allways uses the Elecro stim on her shoulderblades.(Chronic pain) Never considered it in that way.

For women, place one pad on either side of vagina right at the top of the inner thigh. Girls seem to love that placement.

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>>736517895
>he thinks the term "summer" on 4chan relates to the seasonal cycle and not the general american school schedule (and any other country i am americunt and dont know the schedules of other countries)

>>736518109
Might try that next time, she uses that thing on like max settings on her back.

>>736518148
should have known summer cannot create anything including play on words.
Cancer copies and imitates until this whole place is dead

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>>736518344
dude that was such a good insult, it definitely had nothing to do with the fact that you are a massive faggot and was fucking retarded.

look i'll even admit my first post was pretty fucking summer, but you were still the fucking retard here

there is something in the store that scares you?

>>736518637
12 yr old asks "is there a gloryhole back there?"
>first day of summer detected
>cannot see this is obvious play on words.
>does not even know its the first day of summer.
>only basement dwelling fags with no job pay no attention to the day of the month or week because it's not necessary.
>admits he's summer
>and add a proverbial "but" afterwards

There is no but. You = Cancer, and once again cancer ruins a
/thread

>>736517998
We dont sell dragin dildos. At the pricepoint, we cant keep up with online shops with those. Its also a very limited market. Ive never had someone IRL request one.

>>736518985
The bugs. Building is old as fuck and even though we have a monthly exterminator, we still get the occasional creepy crawly.

>>736518637
maybe you should post a fuck tonne of scat porn. that'll teach him right?

>>736512114
shove that up your ass

>>736518082
>>736518148
>>736518344
>>736518637
Can we please get back to talking about rubber penises?

OP: Do you have a lot of people chicken out?

Do people try to explain their purchases? I've always figured it's better just to own it. Slap whatever it is down on the counter and make solid eye contact with the clerk.

Is it easy to tell that somebody is browsing the college sluts section, but is probably eyeballing the weird/hard stuff?

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>>736519039
>it was a joke all along
>yoo guise jus dont get muh intellectualz humoor

>>736519087
>The bugs. Building is old as fuck and even though we have a monthly exterminator, we still get the occasional creepy crawly.

Expected an answer about the products
gets a slice of this man soul
not disappointed

>>736519216
>jumps on cancer meme train to try and recover.
Nope. still summer

have you ever sell something to some you know?
did thay knew that you were behind the desk?

awkward story about clients?

>>736512114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A71_ON3vu-U&list=PLmQexB2eaijtGRMcQdAoid7mMqjaJRgnl&index=3

>>736513678
Wouldn't a "bookmark" be someone cumming in a magazine, sticking the pages together?

>>736512114
Your job ever got you laid?
In office?
Coworkers hot?
Ever see any hot stuff in there from customers?

>>736519434
You're mother walked in the other day, asked for the largest horse dick we had.

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>>736519322
naah faggot this is /b/ recovery is almost impossible but at least your a train wreck too and i can have fun with that

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>>736517342
>Missoula
The only good Griz is a dead Griz.

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>>736517455
>Billings
Exoskeleton? More like portable coffin.

>>736519190
We get a ton of ppl who claim theyre looking for a gag gift... BULLSHIT

I always ask if theres any chance the recipient will use the product. If the answer is anything other than fuck no, its obviously not a gag gift.

Its easy to tell... When people spend forever in the DVDs but dont hone in on one section, rather they keep drifting around into the gay, tranny or fetish... Its ovvious.

>>736519372
Yep. Seen a few people I went to school with come through.

>>736519557
>trying to befriend me
>acts like we're the same

now that cuts. Fuck you kid.

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>>736519975
>mfw i didnt do either of those

try harder anon

>>736512114
Did the job make you a loser or did you become a loser to get the job.

>>736520536
Always been a losa mane

Do gay dudes use your store as a hook up spot?

When ever I look on craigslist or backpage for a hook up I see some shit like "meet me in the back room of the Adult Store on bla bla bla"

>>736520757
No. Thats much more common in spots with an "arcade" . ppl use them bc its cheaper than a hotel.

We no longer have arcades in my store.

>>736520117
greentext means implying, summer.

>>736521265
>be me
>be on 4chan
>see retard
>retard doesnt realize that greentext has multiple uses
>proceeds to call me summer for using greentext corrects
>in fact this whole thread he has just been trying to fix his clusterfuck of an attempt to try and use his new favorite insult

maybe you should lurk more and figure out what summer means here, because your pretty fucking summer yourself

>>736521679
People sperging out over summer to no avail, sure is summer in here anons

>>736521836
First day of summer, but that Fag >>736521679
doesnt even know what day of the week it is in mommy's basement.

>>736521836
honestly it stopped being summer and its just trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls to feed trolls now

>>736522060
and then this faggot shows up still trying to save himself, look here faggot, even if you meant it as some kind of play on word there is still a delivery to consider. you cant just say something that has always meant something else and say it plainly without some kind of notion towards your meaning.

in the end you were just a retarded faggot who got buttclusterfucked because no one got his kewl smart guy joke

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Is ther anything youd like to tell us ? Advise ? NO?

>>736522315
>even if you meant it as some kind of play on word
you still refuse to accept it for what it was. What it obviously was.

Only a jobless basement dwelling faggot doesn't know what day of the week/month it is. Only a loser who looks a chan's and porn all day would be oblivious to this fact. Even the google doodle displays reference to it for Christ sake. But why research anything, right? Too many memes to collect. Besides, Its not like you have any real responsibilities or obligations as a man.You don't have to earn a living or anything pressing, right?

Yep, I remember when I was a kid with no responsibility too. Didn't know or care about these "little" things like days of the week either.

School's out. Time to grow up.
/lesson

>>736523134
i dont think i have ever been prouder of fucking up on a post as with have fucking fun this has been just because i made a summer-ish post

you do realize you are in a pit of depravity, yet you expect everyone to research your every post just on the offchance that something you said may have been a joke

also it wasnt obvious at all, it wasnt even subtle, your joke was literally non-existant and a 4 year old could have delivered it better

>>736522097
Yea you got a point anon, here on 4chan butt hurt coalesces into trolling. Here's the thing anons trying to call out high school kids on being young is pointless. There's always young kids on here no matter what time of year it is and then we get trolls acting young fucking up good threads

So what's you're favorite thing you sell? What do you have at home that you use a lot?

>>736523581
>prouder of fucking up on a post as with have fucking fun this has been
you're truly fucking dumb

>expect everyone to research your every post
oblivious to the summer solstice. Hasent seen the sun in years.

>joke was literally non-existant and a 4 year old could have delivered it better
no joke yet nonexistent joke could be better delivered.

do you sell fidget spinners?

>>736512114
this really should have been an epic thread. I'm a little disappointed.

>>736524015
I loathe you

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>>736524367
This faggots fighting are cancer yes

>>736524015
anon, you just had a great idea if not already done.
Come up with a knockoff sextoy thats related in name and design. that shit would sell.

>>736524015
Op, do you sell fidget spinner that'll fit in a dick?

Obviously I'm buying it as a gag gift for a friend that just got circumsized.

>>736524374
>>736524461
>>736524493

I am serious, I went to a local sex shop recently and they had fidget spinners for sale

I want to know if this is a common item for other adult stores.

>>736524833
We do sell them in my store, but we're sold out at the moment.

>>736524939
Looking for a magnum spinner.
Got any in black or dragon scale?

>>736524833
I don't think the fidget spinner meme is real, I have yet to see one IRL.
You've been had, it's a scheme to weaken America.

>>736524939
Oh fuck, he's a communist.

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>>736513540
Sometimes. When the sun is in the right position and Jupiter is in the 7th house. OP proves to not be a fag.

>>736525130
consider yourself lucky, like 3 people in my family love them and own them (they talk about the bearings and shit)

>>736525130
saw some at the gas station the other day. asked if they sell a lot of them, and the guy did the exact same thing >>736524374

>>736515625
Shit That Never Happened for $500 Alex

>>736517342
I didn't think missoulains knew about this place...

>>736525250
I consider myself a newfag but I'm semi proud that I was in that original thread. But OP was actually a faggot because he said he had a bb gun with the orange cap painted black and was going to an hero by cop. He failed to deliver

>>736513803
The Lion's Den.

>>736512114

why don't you clean the bookstore?

>>736525250
Did this actually happen?

>>736525250
>>736525638

It did happen yes. But not the BB gun part http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/murderer-posted-photos-online-dead-washington-woman-body-cops-article-1.2000032

>>736512114
Your hand on pic? What watch do you have? It looks nice.

>>736525937
Casio World time metal. They're only like $40 but its the Daniel Craig Bond watch, so people assume its way nicer than it is.

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>>736526172
Forgot pic

>>736513420
lmao

>>736513911
ask your moma

>>736512114
Favorite customers?

What kind of people buy extra large toys?
And... what kind of women?