Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 827 million dollars from my pervert black uncle who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now
First to roll quads gets 1 million just leave your Paypal
It's party time faggots
we're reaching faggotry levels unseen by this /b/oard
Still posting this stale pasta, try making something original.
timestamps, faggot. dubs and you have to castrate yourself.
Well about three months ago I told you faggots that I was in line to inherit about $740,899,992,736.82 from my black hispanic sunburnt perverted homosexual olympic gold medalist uncle who skiddaddled my diddly as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and a few blowjobs and waiting for shit, it's official. I'm the richest motherfucker this side of the milkyway. A lot of you were begging for snickers from me last time, but now that shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now.
First to roll quads gets 5 dollars in a cashier's check just leave your mailing address
>>736491786 (OP) #
Well about three months ago I told you faggots that I was in line to inherit about ALL THE MONEY from my black, one legged, grand champion fidget spinning, uncle for shooting harambe.
I give up, this is fucking restarted and I don't have the energy to finish. Eat shit
As a near-billionaire, I also drink Pepsi from paper cups and hold about $32 in a plastic bowl to impress my friends and co workers.
The bait around here sucks lately. No entertainment value.
Please help me Op, my life is shit, at least give me 2 dollars
Hey I wanted to get a ps4 anyway, so I could use that money, thanks for the mil bro
maybe if i get quads i can buy my anime figures
Light years away from quads. No luck. Not a chance. Fuck it, jigs up let's do this ROLLIN