Thinks he's female. This is the new mental illness folks.
Dear god your hopeless virginfags... she has HPV.. look at the goddamn wart winking at you in her ass spread.
Goddamn /b/.... as if the Furry and Trap threads werent enough, the horny cancer is satiating...
It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
I want you to fuck me up the ass then shove your cock down my throat
Weeeeak.Squirtle is the smart choice. You'd always have fresh water if you're ok with drinking spit and you can ride him like a boat. Because of the cannons on it's evolved form's back it can get hits in on distant and aerial enemies. If shit ever gets too heavy, boi can jump right inside that shell and rapid spin the heck outta there.
Charmander is edge-teir if we're being honest. Big whoop. It fucking flies. All you gotta do is throw dirt on their tails and they die. They could never enter buildings with that have sprinklers because their tails would set them off.
I have both pity and respect for anyone that picked bulbasaur.
So is op actually grill or what's the deal here?
How my back got so muddy
Crystal is definitely better than gen 1. Favorite in the series really.
Chikorita and totodile were both bro-teir af. I like Meganium because it's be hecking awesome to ride around on a half flower/half brontosaurus.
It always bugged me that cyndaquil just got longer when it evolved tho.
well op? You gonna answer the real questions?
I would force you on the bed, bend you over, hold my hand firmly in your neck, push down your undies and whisper "gen three is garbage and we both know it. but which starter did you pic anyway?"
yes! I want you to fuck my little asshole till i squirt all over your balls then make me taste it as you fuck my throat and nut in my mouth
you know how dogs smell each others butts to get to know each other? zoophiles into dogs carry a small bit of their own dogs doo in order to better attract sexual partners.
only know this cause of aa
her whole what? you might be able to lick her whole body, but can anybody ever lick her whole mind? I don't think even she can to be honest. People are complex things, m8.
>tldr; you might be able to lick her a lot, but you will never lick her whole
Yes now we are coming somewhere.... I would put you on your knees, between my legs... Grab your hair while you get my dick deep in your throat while you stare at me with those beautiful eyes and then I pull your hair and push you face near my asshole while you put your tongue in my anus