REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

K

>>736460095
No, thanks, single...

OH, FUCK

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>>736460095

LAYLA! YOU GOT ME ON MY KNEEEEESSSS

Gonna ask a girl out tomorrow.

>>736460095
Alright

Yezzzzzz

>>736460095
aww is she gonna take me back

>>736460095
liez

i am so desperate at this point

Come on. Big money, no whammy!

Ok.jpg

please

K

HEY THEIR IM AN ANTISOCIAL FUCK!

Okay

>>736460404
We can hope

Cmon joshie i wanna have kids with you

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Well I don't see why not

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Didn't work last time but here's to hoping

nope

No I wont.

>>736460095
I wanna kill myself

well whats the harm

>>736460095
But I'm already married

gotta start somewhere

>>736460095
plz

Please, OP

Pls, I want physical contact from a girl

sure thing

PLEASE

I
>>736460095
OP, I'm counting on you

Hopefully it's not the one in the picture.

>>736460095
never gonna happen man.... never again....

>>736460095
K

>>736460095
OP, I'm counting on you

gonna see her tomorrow, its worth a shot

>>736460095
Hello LOSERS!
Im Chad ''Thundercock'' Chadwick and by all means go ahead and try to woo a girl.
I've already had my go and fucked her anyway. Take care of my seed would ya

>>736460095
nahh

>>736460095
wow, how original!

Posting to not lose the one I have

K

Op why

Yeah but what if im gay?

Doesnt hurt to try

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Why not

>>736460095
plez

>>736460095
k

>>736460095
k

If only this would actually work

>>736460095
K

2D>3D

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kk

k

I have a bucket in my room that i piss into and only empty once per week. Ive been using the same bucket for over year now and a build up of crusty material has built up on the inner walls of it. About 3-4 times i have also vomited into this bucket but still stuck to my once per week emptying.
I have let it become all most full on some occasions.
Do you think she'd be ok with my piss bucket?

Aight

Please for the love of God. I'm so lonely.

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Mehhh why not :/

impossible

jeee

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>>736460095
dont screw me over or else i will eat the crap out of you

>>736461713
*beat*

please, I'm so lonely

m22

Fuck you.

>>736460095
she gonna have a broken nose two ?

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God i hope shes cute.

Fuck

Ima hold you to that op

>>736460095
i dont think shed take me back after only a day anon.

Worth a shot

fuck off

but i already have one

Can't hurt to try

>>736460095
Ok

Pls

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make her look like this

This just in temperatures in hell due to drop to -273.15 tomorrow

>>736460095
bet

That's what you think

>>736460095
lmao

>>736460095
Go and fuck yourself.

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im suicidal

ok, i want one i can beat the fuck out of too.

>>736460095
I can see some attention whore over there

Does chloroform rag work in real life ?

>>736460095
yeyah

bet

This is the realist shit ever

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>>736460095
wut

>>736460095
0.0001% of happening.

Sure

Thicc thighs cute tummy

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This is a sham but you never know...

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>>736460095
Actually dealing with some issues with a possible hookup so I need all the luck I can get.

>>736460095
I'd settle for a positive response from her (my friend and the woman I love)

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>>736460095
Jump on the dick

k...

better come true. need this. come on Don..

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Didn't work last time

Hope this works. I'm desperate

>>736460095
pls

>>736460095
PLZ

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>>736460095
thanks anon

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yasss!

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>>736460095
Don't see the harm in trying

woooop

>>736460095
i believe

this form is disgusting I am a demigender non-binary queer and I find this very insulting women have been oppressed for hundreds of years it was only like 4 years ago that they got the right to vote and even then it was a struggle white cisgender males like yourself will never understand the pain and oppression that women go through in everyday life they fear for there safety every Minuit thinking men will rape them and this only makes them more scared in conclusion you should check your privilege and stop giving men reson to rape woman

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>>736460095

>>736460095
PLS

Reply

>>736460095
Sure

ok

>>736460095
ok

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>>736460095
well ,lets try , why the fuck not

>>736461462
Poor it over yourselves during sex. I literally cannot imagine anything more hot

>>736460095
Ok

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Doubt

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might as well try...

>>736460095
this thread is a scam probably but i need help

>>736460
dead ass b

>>736460095
K

Ok

>>736460095
CHECK A LOOOK.

>>736460095
I hope she comes through and considers what we can have with each other.

O-ok

Dough it

i'll try it

>>736460095
pls

rip me

>>736460095
ynot

>>736460095
ok

Fuck i'm so lonely

>>736463790
I will pour my bucket of piss over you.

>>736460095
Ok

>>736460095
Bs

>>736460095
:')

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>>736460095

>>736460095
May as well give it a rolleroo

Only faggots post in these things

>>736460095
kek, sure I will. you're all like middle schoolers and so am i

K

Dose it work if I'm gay?

AA OR SW PLOX

k

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>>736460095
I don't want 'a' girlfriend, I want this girl.

>>736460095
bet

>>736464391
Go on

>>736460095
Ehh

>>736462840
>this image

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Waking up tomorrow after replying to this post

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>>736460095
HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY FAGGOTS

>>736460095
Let the 4chan magic work

>>736460095
welp worth a try

>>736460095
please I beg

Nothin like a good nut, am I right

>>736460095
Ok, I hope she like cream pies

wwho has thumbs and is lonely? this guyyyyyyyyyy

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im homosexual

k

Ok

Why not

Been 10 years. Hell I'm desperate enough to take a trap.

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What's the story behind that picture?

I know it's bullshit.
...but I'm desperate as fuck.

not a fatty this time

>>736460095
ok

>>736460095
Fucken bacon nose again

I hope so

>>736460095

Been two years. If only.

This shit gets harder in your late 30's anons.

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Reply every god damn time and still got nothing. But here we go again !

>>736460095
Fuck it, why not.

>>736460095
i hope so. so be it

I DONT WANT OR NEED A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.

Kk

>>736460095
checkem

>>736460095
sure

>>736460095

pls respond

I'm married with 4 kids oldfag here best of luck you beta fags

>>736460095
What do I have to lose?

k Beta

>>736460095
we'll see

>>736460095
kek

I'm married with 4 kids oldfag here. No need for gf

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Im bored

>>736460095
unlikely

Good fucking luck with that...

k

>>736460095
Ass

>>736460095
Gay

Pls

>>736460095
Ok ;_;

>>736460095
plz

Ok

(347) 979-4278

>>736460095
K