going on almost 3 years in the freezer, should i bury my baby Ginger?

>>736457038
lemmiwinks??

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Boil it and eat it duh

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if Dubs tie to weather balloon and launch into upper atmosphere
WE SPACE PROGRAM NAO

Thaw it out

>>736457703
this

>>736457038
do you have the cure to bring your cryo rat back alive?

>>736457703
Roll for this

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what the fuck anon
dubs says you fucking burn it

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>>736457703
rolling for this anon

>>736457703
Reroll

>>736457038
Its frozen? Just nuke it in the microwave and have a nice dinner.

>>736457703
Rollin rawhide

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>>736457703
this

give it a hero's sendoff

>>736457703
Roll

wow one of the best threads on this board in a while

i say you thaw it out and then piss on it

>>736457038
>should i bury my baby Ginger?

its what I do with my pets when they die but I rent so the owner is gonna be haunted by my pet cemetery

>>736457038
Not yet I still need more time to look at her.

>>736457038
OP, it's time to let go and let your friend rest.

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>>736457703
It's the right thing to do.

Space program my dude

>>736457703
Rollin for this

>>736457038
you fucking moron thats a dirty fucking rat i would kill it alive if i seen it then feed it to real pets which are dogs

>>736458515
Reroll

time stamp

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Op, my rat died recently, but why is yours frozen? For that long? Pic related, his name is Angel

>>736457703
Grow some balls OP you have to be ready to say goodbye every second you are on this planet. World is tough, do it now and be our leader for our space program

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Eat it

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Send him to space OP

>>736457038
>>736458716
Fuck space, consume its flesh OP

>>736457703
Re roll

Only a cumskin or a little yellow science boi would have a rat for a pet. Fucking shortdick unathletic cucks trying to appropriate having a rodent infestation from those less fortunate. Proof me wrong.

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mom says i should burn it but she was with me during a rough time so it's hard to say goodbye to her

Put in a blender so you can cream-ate it. (don't forget the straw)

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>>736458955
winrar

>>736458352
scary shit right there.
>hear meowing in the middle of the night
>wake up
>hear pawing at the window
>look out,
>there is nothing there

>>736459015
Space space space!

>>736459026
This

Bury it with a cross and flowers u faggot

>>736458672
woke up to her dead in her cage and i had to leave immediately so i had to put her in there

>>736459015
>>736459026
fucking kek

>>736459155
winrar!!

>>736457038
no chop it up and put it in a stew

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forgot to show you my cat Taco, she died as a kitten and the mom kept trying to clean her and take her back to the litter of kittens

you pussys act like a dead rat is even worth a kek i kill dozens whats the big deal

>>736459454
Time stamp

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>>736459454
MIX IT WITH THE RAT

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>>736459234
But why for so long? Did you never bury her? I know it's hard, I love angel very much, but I can remember him without the physical form.

>>736458352
>cemetery

>>736459701
roll

Bite his head off

>>736459992
Reroll

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>>736459699
used the same paper if that's fine with you

What's the cat in?

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>>736459060
Your cat is an asshole.

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We all have things in the freezer we should get rid of

Posting in epic thread.

>>736460278
rubbing alcohol

>>736460340
Threads like this restore faith in 4chan.

holy shit posting in epic bread for posterity

>>736457038
A viking death to space. Let the body fuel the fires to Walhalla

This is the point where someone says something obscene and outrageous, to which everyone posts their most accurate reaction images they have.

Don't let this thread die.

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mfw this thread

No but seriously op, do the next dub

>>736457038
Buy a snake and feed it to it.. #circleoflife

hey op this thread was pointless shove the jar up your ass

Toasting in epic bread. Don't let this shit die.

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>>736460666
WINRAR SATAN COMMANDS IT

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>>736457703
yes

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This is sad. :(

Maybe jar your rat like the kitten aswell? That way you can display the lil guy on a shelf and have a beer next to him now and then.

Graves are shit, cremation is shit, throwing in ditch is shit. Preserve the bodies our dead! So jar the ratto or... get a taxidermist to stuff it.

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>>736460132

>>736460666
This is definitely a rarwin.

This is what 4chan is! Fuck the traps, they be gay as shit

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>>736460132
Go on

>>736460132
is that a wad of used period pads in the background? pic of your battle station asap plase

>>736458960
(you)

>try not to spend it all in one place, bell end.

>Thaw out Ginger
>Remove Taco from jar
>Squish them both into blender
>Add water
>Make smoothie
>Drink
>Profit??

I stood on a beetle once when fucking around in the woods with my buddy. felt bad so we serenaded it with duel ocarinas and a few tunes from The ocarina of time. Then buried it in a little grave.

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>>736460666
Satan trips compels you, OP.

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You're not special op. I have a few in my freezer as well.

>>736460920
nah those are bones

>>736461155
i take pride in mine because she's hairless and i'm not going dissect her

>>736461189
mate you're all kinds of interesting. post more, this is OC, and we need it

>>736460929
Thanks bud I really tried.

Rolling, If dubs eat both the rat and cat so that you can fuse with their ecsence and so they'll be with you forever

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>>736460132
eat it

>>736457281
Fuck that

>Take medium popsicle mould
>Fill with water
>Add pet
>Wait 24 hours
>Eat

>>736461333
Oh shit

>>736461333
Even trips

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>>736461155
>>736460132
>>736461189
Here we go, guys. Get your reaction images ready, you're in for a fun ride tonight.

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>>736461333
FUCKING DO IT OP

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>>736460132

>>736457038
It's too late, you're already fucking weird.

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>>736457703
God damn it, this has been done with a frog. This kind of something original.

>>736457038
the only people i have ever known that had pet rats were shitty and unsuccessful in life. also usually drug users. add that you are also weird for keeping it in your freezer.

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Plz do something.

>>736461659
>>736461333
Do what this anon said OP

>>736461574
i showed Ginger to 3 girls at my school and they told me that i made them cry

i also told them that i forced Taco in there and filled the alcohol in and then fastened the top on it so then she would drown

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>>736461852
not op

Space program. Deliver .

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ITT: OP just wants to show off his dead animal collection.

this thread is still going! op you faggot at least drink some rat juice if you want the attention.

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this thread is why I stay on this fucking site

CAPTCHA: rat jajaja

>>736462079
I'm okay with this

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>>736461939
i've had to reload the page and i've been using my computer to respond so i can give you another pic for proof

>>736461114
kekd fucking hard

>>736457703
roll

>>736459015
man thats sad

>>736457703
Rollin

>>736462373
drink cat jar juice

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When you thought this guy was autistic but then another autist joins in on it, Am i missing out?

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>>736462373
man that cat is breaking my heart dude

the way it's paw is pressed up on the glass

its simultaneously really cool and really depressing

anyways i'm pretty sure you know what the public wants, and it's really doable. if you can't do space program maybe give the rat a viking funeral?

>put it on some styrofoam
>cover it in something flammable like meat or oil
>make sure to make a sail to catch the wind
>video for posterity

please OP, this is the best thread i've seen in a while

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its time to let go OP. you owe it to yourself

This is the kind of fucked up shit that keeps me coming back, through endless miles of tranny dick

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Would a large enough firework take that lil guy far up enough that when it explodes it would shower your beloved pet across the land? Feeding back into the earth so that another ratto can live and maybe one day find its way into your loving arms again?

>>736461333
>>736462373
Op do it, become one with your old pals

>>736462606
they both are autistic a normal person doesnt have frozen pets in fridge,

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>>736462373
I was talking to the one that said they shoved their living cat into a jar of alcohol.
That... that wasn't actually you was it???

>>736462606
When you thought this guy was autistic
Why would you think that ? Lack of knowledge ?
99,5 % of autists AREN't emotionless psychos obsessed with death.

Step 1. Open cat jar
Step 2. Plug in blow dryer
Step 3. Place blow dryer in cat jar
Step 4. Watch cat come back to life
Step 5. Repeat steps 1-4 for rat

>>736462685
yeah, today was pretty shit for threads but i'm glad i refreshed one more time before bed

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>>736462685
There sure is alot of tranny dicks these days. Takes a while before we can actually get grounded back to reality with a man and his frozen dead rat, kitten in jar of alchohol and his collection of bones..

>>736462815
Our dead pet fish are in the freezer. My girlfriend and her family have been doing it for close to 15 years.

my dog just killed a baby bird wtf

>>736463032
pics or didnt happen

>>736462902
i'll leave that to the imagination

>>736458960
rats are as intelligent as some stupid dog breeds, they clean themselves more often than cats, you dont need to take them on walks because they only go to the bathroom in their cage, and you dont have to buy food for them because you can just give them a little bit of whatever food your having.
tl:dr rats are as smart as dogs clean as cats and cheaper to keep than both

>>736460132
Flip jar upside down

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>>736463065
poor bird was probably a new born

>>736463590
roll

My dog killed a bee yesterday. Got stung in the mouth tho so karma did it's job.

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>>736462920
then the chance of these guys being autistic is 0,5%

>>736460132
What the hell

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>>736463596
Or a Starling. Fuck those little rats with wings

>>736461155
Toasting in epic bread

Snake food is what that it's

wat

This thread has put me on a quest to cry. Something I haven't done in so fucking long. Hit me with your best shot boys. I need to make my eyes squirt..

>>736463864
It's french

>>736457141
lemmiwinks!! nooooo

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>>736464004
>Epic thread
>pics of dead animals and boring OP

>>736459454
Ahahaha
This is fascinating.

>>736464212
op is a faggot

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>>736464212
Kys nigger no one asked you anything

>>736464293
must be summer again

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Jesus Christ this thread
Why are you preserving dead animals?

I have a freezer full of frozen rats/mice.
Being the owner of 3 snakes requires lots of frozen mother fuckera.

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>>736464338
Hmmm yeah it must be

>>736464351
Because fuck you why not

>>736464439
thats acceptable you keep your pets food frozen.

>>736460132
what fluid are you using to preserve it ?

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also have a chameleon

If you're going to post them, at least do something, OP. Eat 'em.

>>736464889
Put them all in a blender and eat them.

>>736464581
rubbing alcohol, look at the middle of the thread

Bring the rat to work wrapped in tinfoil with a note saying "please eat me!!!" for your coworkers. Or if thats not possible leave it in the frozen food aisle at the supermarket.

Idk about the cat though. Maybe keep it around and put some creepy red lightinf behind it and have it out on your front porch during halloween as a prop. People wont know wtf to think since its real but its halloween so might be fake?

If trips you need to take a shot of the fluid in the jar. If its poisonous just half a shot.

Bump. OP you still with us?

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>>736457038

>>736465007
yeah, bro

>>736464889
>>736464889
These other anons have it right. Blend them all together and drink them. Make sure to video tape it. You will receive their power

damn you /b/ for been good tonight...I have to get up soon can you save the thread for 12 hours i'll be right back

>>736464889
Lol bet that chameleon was stoned af before you bottled him. Check his eyes, he's like "das .. it.. mang..guh.

>>736465091
then pics oF YOU FUCKING BATTLE STATION

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>>736464995
>if it's poisonous
>dead kitten soaking in god-knows what for god-knows how long
I'm sure it'll be fine to put inside your body.

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>>736457281

>>736464889
Did you also have an ex, who is in a jar now?

>>736465458

Well thats why i conceded to allow for a halfshot as surely that would be survivable although i doubt itd be pleasant.

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>>736464889
Let me get this straight, you shoved your dead rat in a freezer because you had to leave
Ii guess thats an appropriate response
Your kitten dies so you decide to throw it in a fucking test tube to try and bring back the Thunder Cats or something
ok why tho?
Your chameleon dies and you also put him in a jar
Is this just becoming a trend with you?
Whats going to happen when your mon dies?
Also what else do you have? An abortion?

It seems like you're preserving dead animals as a way of control and not accepting the fact it died (3 years ago.) seems like you may have abandonment and loneliness issues and its reflecting through you preserving dead things.

>make a nice pelt out of it
>make a lucky rat's foot
>make a nice finger puppet and tell your kids stories with it before bedtime

Thats all I gots OP

>>736465855
i have my moms afterbirth from me and my two sisters births and some dead puppies but it's hard to see them in the murky water

>>736466024
pictures. please.

Is it legal to bottle my mum when she dies?

>>736464889
Never end ????
Show more

>>736466114
it will only be illegal if someone else finds the bottle.

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A great adventure
is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward's Lemmiwinks
or you will soon be dead
A journey before may be long and filled with woe
but you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks,
Lemmiwinks journeyed
a distance far and fast
to find his way out of
a gay man's ass
The road ahead
is filled with danger and fright
but push onwards Lemmiwinks
with all of your might
Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the sparrow prince.
The sparrow prince lies
somewhere way up ahead
Don't look back Lemmiwinks
Or you will soon be dead
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
slow down now and seal your fate
I am the sparrow prince, long has my spirit been trapped in this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines. One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide.
Take the magic helmet torch
to help you light the way
there's still a lot of ground to pass
inside the man so gay
ahead of you lies adventure
and your strength still lies within
freedom from the ass of doom
is the treasure you will win
Lemmiwinks came to the stomach
in the depths of the lung and heart
You choose your path wisely Lemmiwinks, I am the Catatafish.
If you answer this riddle, the esophogous will let you pass.
(Catatafish's riddle will soon be told)
Hang on Lemmiwinks, you solved the Catatafish's riddle, now your trials are nearly through!
Lemmiwinks has made it out, the tale is nearly through.
Great job Lemmiwinks, thanks to you we are all free.
But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the gerbil king.
All hail the gerbil king!
Now that you're the gerbil king there's more adventure to go on, fly away to far away lands and to the setting sun, there's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight, for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king to be told another night.
Lemmiwin
Gerbil king

>>736465599
I don't give a shit about the fucker's life, I was making fun of you for implying that it wouldn't be poisonous by establishing separate scenarios.

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>>736466024
>i have my moms afterbirth from me and my two sisters births and some dead puppies but it's hard to see them in the murky water

You.. what..?

Do you live in the Bates motel??

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the afterbirth had been getting darker at the center for the past few years

>>736466379
cut it open, examine the insides for science

>>736466379
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>736466235
They might get suspicious when I have a 5 foot tall glass specimen bottle and several hundred gallons of rubbing alchohol delivered at my door.

Think my mum might get a little worried too..

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here's the puppies, you can see one of their heads farthest away

We need so many timestamps

>>736466556
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>736459015
How autistic are you anon?

>>736457703
rolling in the name of science

>>736466556
so where are the human corpses?

>>736457038
>baby
That's not a baby, that's a fucking rat.

>>736459454
Anon just bury her

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>>736465855
>multivitaminico
>read out loud in south american accent
>high as fuck
>sides.jpg

Op, please may we see your humble abode? I have a feeling it would go down well with the boys seeing all of your 'unique' collections and living space.

>>736466723
i have to wait until the victim i want falls into my trap eta: 3 months

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puppies

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WHAT THE HELL ANON

>>736466379
Please drain it and cut it open for us

>>736467092
is that a human skull?

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>>736466024

>>736466556
WHERE ARE THE SISTER ???!!!

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afterbirth

>>736459461
Adaptation level phenomenon. Read a book, idiot.
>Using kek without irony
I'm not surprised you deal with rats regularly.

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>>736467092
A human skull

>>736467092
stick them up your butt op

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>>736467260
>never heated
guys im on a roll with these labels
fukken kek

Jesus Christ OP people like you make me feel normal.

>>736461155
Lemme guess, you own a snake and that's its food ?