Dan is love, Dan is life.

sup what kind of dan should i be?

>>736437917
kek

Post from a fellow Dan:
pt1
This is a conversation between Lilian the Chink and yourself, DanGetRammed.
DanGetRammed: hay
Lilian the Chink: Ohai
DanGetRammed: o
DanGetRammed: gosaimasu.
Lilian the Chink: Fukin weeb
DanGetRammed: chink
Lilian the Chink: Im mongolian, retard
DanGetRammed: i'm gonna ram you
Lilian the Chink: Pls
DanGetRammed: oh, you're in ?
Lilian the Chink: No, u r (^:
DanGetRammed: doing math to figure out
DanGetRammed: hmm
Lilian the Chink: The monster math
DanGetRammed: crystal math
Lilian the Chink: Got dat clean house
DanGetRammed: ~it's crystal clear!~
Lilian the Chink: Whered i get all this energy? Oh meeeth
DanGetRammed: meth killz
Lilian the Chink: The crab
DanGetRammed: too kool to do drugs
Lilian the Chink: Say yes to jesus and no to drugs
Lilian the Chink: Jesus being my local deale
DanGetRammed: addiction to masturbation ? reach out and we can beat it together
Lilian the Chink: Yes (^: want a hand?
DanGetRammed: yeah
DanGetRammed: boi
Lilian the Chink: Dont misgender me boii
DanGetRammed: 120% boiii
Lilian the Chink: Fukin brony
DanGetRammed: i'm a carpet check ur privledgezeeze
Lilian the Chink: Im a nigro check ur white privvie
DanGetRammed: i like pony guro. just rip'em.
Lilian the Chink: Fwuffy ponehs?
DanGetRammed: aim a nigga. aii
DanGetRammed: yeah i like guro of these lil shits
Lilian the Chink: I like guro but no pony shit
DanGetRammed: if you hate pony you can mix both
Lilian the Chink: Thats crossing a line for me, apparently
DanGetRammed: wat in guro do you like
Lilian the Chink: I dont really find it hawt, i just like seeing it. Usually the artwork is gr8
DanGetRammed: ah yeah, it's because the artists are passionate about their work
Lilian the Chink: Hahaha they should be, it's a noble subject
DanGetRammed: cannibalism ?
Lilian the Chink: Mah fave

>>736438143
Hey it's me

pt2

DanGetRammed: really? how cool
Lilian the Chink: Git dat kuru
DanGetRammed: just cook it
DanGetRammed: don't eat the brain
DanGetRammed: and everything's golden
DanGetRammed: i wanna eat some human one day. but ethics...
Lilian the Chink: Well you still can get some other prion related problems even if you don't eat the brains
Lilian the Chink: Same
DanGetRammed: i'm a daring guy i guess)(
DanGetRammed: really? prion problems even if you cook it
Lilian the Chink: I work with dead people and sometimes i consider just eating them but then i remember im not a retard
DanGetRammed: some times i think its messed up but it's natural
DanGetRammed: waste of food :(
Lilian the Chink: I guess cooking would help getting rid of most but not all diseases
DanGetRammed: (and instead of eating innocent animals...)
DanGetRammed: hmmm
DanGetRammed: boiling, perhap
DanGetRammed: s
Lilian the Chink: True that, animals are way better than people
Lilian the Chink: Yeah but boiling mkes it smushy and gross
DanGetRammed: some have the innocence of angels tho
DanGetRammed: hmmm grilling ?
DanGetRammed: grilling best cooking method
Lilian the Chink: Now we're talking
DanGetRammed: hell yeah, texas fucked up version
Lilian the Chink: Deep fried human hands, do want
DanGetRammed: supposedly it tasted good
DanGetRammed: tastes*
Lilian the Chink: I would assume so
DanGetRammed: "with a good sour sauce"
DanGetRammed: but i want it to be a mentally grown volunteer tho.
DanGetRammed: or a death row inmate
Lilian the Chink: What difference does it make?
DanGetRammed: or anyone who deserves death

pt3

DanGetRammed: because ethics ._.
DanGetRammed: it's the thin line between normal and OMG DA MONSTA
Lilian the Chink: Cmon nigger, ethical about eating people?
DanGetRammed: yeah. why not
DanGetRammed: i mean if the mans gonna die why not profit
DanGetRammed: starvation solved lel
Lilian the Chink: Hypothetically, no matter who it is you're eating people would think you're DA MONSTA
DanGetRammed: sad :(
Lilian the Chink: No let the hungry niggers die
DanGetRammed: how do i open my restaurant then
Lilian the Chink: Maybe eat them, nah that's too gross
Lilian the Chink: Sneakily
DanGetRammed: are you in guro because hate
Lilian the Chink: Make people think it's bacon but BOOM it be humanz
Lilian the Chink: And no
DanGetRammed: well you sound like a pol type guy
Lilian the Chink: I just like death and good artwork
DanGetRammed: so many people so bitter on the internet.
DanGetRammed: bet they don't taste good..
Lilian the Chink: I'm a fashy girl but i don't hate any groups
DanGetRammed: are you RPing ?
Lilian the Chink: No dude
DanGetRammed: well, damn.
DanGetRammed: because you sound pretty based.
Lilian the Chink: I only rp my sonic fursona named Nigros The Flamez
DanGetRammed: lel good name
Lilian the Chink: Heheh
DanGetRammed: i imagine some kind of screeching - niIIIIIIIIIGROOOES
DanGetRammed: as he blazes by, speed of light.

I got Courtney but I fucked it up

>>736438349
You didn't end up telling me the movie name danon ;_;

pt 4 Anon would like to say that he's sorry for the posts but he couldn't miss posting about the based lilian.

Lilian the Chink: Leaving behind a trail of grape juice
DanGetRammed: and then, let's say, slams into a speeding car and sprays guts and blood over the dry and dusty pavement.
DanGetRammed: wait, i shouldn't kill your nigros, or should i
Lilian the Chink: Feel free to add death, i approve
DanGetRammed: or some slow and heavy agony.
Lilian the Chink: Are you from the land of the free?
DanGetRammed: i'm not from the land of those that think that they're free
DanGetRammed: i'm from yurop
Lilian the Chink: Same. Britfag?
DanGetRammed: nah, one country away ._.
DanGetRammed: not precisely saying where
Lilian the Chink: Dont worry, no need to say it
DanGetRammed: you understand my paranoia ?
Lilian the Chink: Oh yes, deffo
DanGetRammed: that's bretty nice.
DanGetRammed: you know what, you sound like a dream i would have
DanGetRammed: imagine lucid dreaming
DanGetRammed: you're what i'd craft
Lilian the Chink: Is that a good or a bad thing? My lucid dreams were like nightmares
DanGetRammed: i like nightmares. but no, i'm saying that if i wanted to dream something tonight, it'd be you
DanGetRammed: you leave a golden impression tbh
Lilian the Chink: Nah, you're too nice
DanGetRammed: well, i kinda like fucked people
DanGetRammed: -head- i mean ._.
DanGetRammed: the normies fear us
Lilian the Chink: They should all get out reee
DanGetRammed: we're the predators reee
DanGetRammed: how can a frog be a predator.
DanGetRammed: ah, insects. normies are insects. whatever
Lilian the Chink: I'm no frog im a liopleurodon
DanGetRammed: looking it up ._.
Lilian the Chink: Best dino
DanGetRammed: ooh
DanGetRammed: that's dandy
DanGetRammed: it's a fishigator.
DanGetRammed: kinda like a fish but boom! alligator.
DanGetRammed: okay, i suck.
Lilian the Chink: They were adorable, wish they were still around

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>>736437353

pt5
Lilian the Chink: No that was pretty gud
DanGetRammed: giving me credit i don't deserve
DanGetRammed: i think i can imagine some kind of bestiality going on
DanGetRammed: they look smoooth.
Lilian the Chink: Yiff in hell
DanGetRammed: sorry ._
DanGetRammed: .
DanGetRammed: i even fucked up my ._. face.
Lilian the Chink: Oh my youre not a furry are you
DanGetRammed: not really
Lilian the Chink: Oh good
DanGetRammed: the furfags are cringe
DanGetRammed: i'm more like monstergirl, monstas
Lilian the Chink: I thought you were too good to be true and that was going to kinda confirm it
DanGetRammed: i am, uh, flattered.
DanGetRammed: is being kinda shy bad? i can't social.
Lilian the Chink: Same
DanGetRammed: internet, where we can say what we really think...
DanGetRammed: no whenever i hear the word "fursona" i'm inching closer to natsoc because degeneracy
Lilian the Chink: Damn if we didnt meet on such a suspicious site we'd be good friends
DanGetRammed: you made me feel
DanGetRammed: i'm so damn paranoid
Lilian the Chink: Same, reeee
DanGetRammed: everyone is an agent! :s
Lilian the Chink: I'm not KGB I swear
DanGetRammed: it's FSB now
DanGetRammed: KGB had cool uniforms. i think.
Lilian the Chink: Aййй pycкo?
DanGetRammed: uhh... da svidanyia ?
DanGetRammed: was that goodbye
Lilian the Chink: Guess you're not a fellow vodka prince
DanGetRammed: sorry i failed..
Lilian the Chink: And kinda
DanGetRammed: and i think it's 'da svidanIYA'
Lilian the Chink: Do svidaniya
Lilian the Chink: Дo cвидaния
DanGetRammed: ah yes. but i think they pronounce it A.
Lilian the Chink: Yes we do
DanGetRammed: oooh. i thought you were a brit.
Lilian the Chink: Nope, am russki
DanGetRammed: ... i love that.
Lilian the Chink: Free vodka and bear ushankas
DanGetRammed: are ushankas the vests ?
Lilian the Chink: The hats
Lilian the Chink: Fwuffy hats
DanGetRammed: looking up
DanGetRammed: hey! that's a chapka, but the real version

pt6 and the saga ends, Hopefully Lilian responds...

DanGetRammed: it looks upgraded
DanGetRammed: i love those
Lilian the Chink: Reeeeee ushanka!
Lilian the Chink: Stealin our culture
DanGetRammed: guessing it's a thing the outlanders don't get right
DanGetRammed: once years back i saw a movie about a russian goth girl, a black widow, that went to lapland to be a witch and fight witches
DanGetRammed: sounds funky when i describe it but i loved it, first time i got to see the concept of black widow and i loved it
Lilian the Chink: That actually sounds pretty cool. Name?
DanGetRammed: uuh
DanGetRammed: i think i got it somewhere...
DanGetRammed: i had lost it and couldn't find it for years

>>736439045
Reee I'm here

Bump
Keep this shit up

>>736438680
Lilian?

>>736439737
Yes, hi. I think I got stuck so I can't reply.

>>736439802
What's the email address given to you?

>>736439884
?
I didn't get any new messages

>>736439997
I'll drop you an email address lillian you can contact the danon there

>>736439997
Lillian?

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>>736437353

>>736440324
Yes? Where's the email m8?

>>736437917
Very nice

>>736440324
The email address is [email protected] lillian

This is a conversation between Krystal (F, 19, bi, slim, long orange hair, blue eyes, 36D) and yourself, Obi Wan Kenobi.
Obi Wan Kenobi: Hello, youngling
Krystal (F, 19, bi, slim, long orange hair, blue eyes, 36D): VADER DID NOTHING WRONG ORDER66 RACE WAR NOW
Krystal (F, 19, bi, slim, long orange hair, blue eyes, 36D) has left the conversation.

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the tales of dan and frank ep 1
shamchat.com/058fd1c3
This is a conversation between Frank and yourself, dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish).
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): shalom frank
Frank: salaam
Frank: ramadan mubarak, my friend
Frank: looking forward to the eid?
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): offcourse
Frank: where are you from?
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): egyp my friend
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): egypt *
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): sorry
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): not good typing
Frank: are you staying there now?
Frank: i assumed you are muslim also
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes offcourse
Frank: still not safe for christians, is it?
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): no
Frank: good, they had their fun
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): i only wish the goverment hunted them
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): but still no

>>736439737
Yes it is I DanGetRammed. What a lovely conversation we had previously. I hope you get this message as to court you in the future, my fair maiden.
~ <3 much love
Dannyboy

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Dan sent me here to bump the bread

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>>736440540
tha tales of dan and frank ep 2
Frank: no worries, the brotherhood does
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): }it is up to us muslims to chase the infidels
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes offcourse brother
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): i am gratefull to have such good brothers here in egypt
Frank: fellow muslims are all over the world now
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes
Frank: the syrians have spread
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): and the infidels and europeans only make it easyer
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes they have
Frank: i was european once
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): you were?
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): im intereste in the story brother
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): tell it
Frank: i was dutch
Frank: but not anymore
Frank: those days are gone
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): as they should be
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): well done brother
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): for seeing the tue phat and changing
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): path*

>>736440799
Can I use your name I love it.

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>>736440799
the tails of dan and frank ep 3
Frank: i saw the phat as well
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes
Frank: some girl walked away from me
Frank: i noticed her backside
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes brother
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): staying from the true path is easy
Frank: with this new invention, the internet
Frank: it's full of haram visuals
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes
Frank: young ladies getting porked
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): this infidel fill everything with their filtht
Frank: you should only fill your family and goat
Frank: with good food and love
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes brother
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): you speak truth
Frank: i can only be Frank
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): what do you mean brother
Frank: it's my name
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes i can see that
Frank: i can't be dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid
Frank: you are already him
Frank: en he is already you
Frank: *and
Frank: little dutch relapse there
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): oh sure brother
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): happens to the best of us
>>736440900
sure

>>736441040
the tales of than and frank ep 4
Frank: it just did
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): uhh frank
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): may I ask something brother
Frank: always
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): how often do you fill your goat
Frank: whenever she needs it
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): i mean i always do it 2 times a week
Frank: i see
Frank: you get decent mileage out of her
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yeah
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): i have had her for 3 years now
Frank: excellent
Frank: a good goat these days is hard to find
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): could you recomend me a good place to fill her
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): it has to be a good place or she will get cramps

Anyone have the poopy mario pasta? where it goes down through the text? I lost mine

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>>736441256
the tales of dan and frank ep 5
Frank: take her to a nice restaurant
Frank: go see a movie afterwards
Frank: then hit the town for drinks
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): thats haram brother
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): no drinks
Frank: i did not speak of alcohol
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): oh
Frank: goat milk
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): ok brother continieu
Frank: at the end of the night, you take her to the barn
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): the barn
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): ok brother
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): i often fill her in the yard
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): but i suposse the barn is better
Frank: how could she deny that that night was the greatest of all time?
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): she couldent
Frank: because she's a goat
Frank: goats don't say no
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): offcourse brother thats why the are the best

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>>736441503
Frank: also, she's female, so she doesn't really have a say
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes that tow
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): too*
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): women are propierty
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): you agree brother?
Frank: obviously
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): offcourse brother how could I doubt you
Frank: i'd sell my wife for a goat and a pizza
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): any day me too
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): but only if pizza has no bacon
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): no haram
Frank: nobody would ever put bacon on a pizza
Frank: not just because it's haram
Frank: it's simply disgusting
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): you dont know how triky the infidels are
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): alñways trying to get us to comit harram
Frank: a pizza is dough, red sauce and a few drops of cheese
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes but fat sinful infidels eat to much pork
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): filthy filthy animals
Frank: you become what you eat
Frank: i'm half potato
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes brother I agrre
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): i would be half thigth 3 year old pussy then

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who did this

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>>736441726
>>736441726
ep 6
Frank: sounds about right
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): yes brother
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): well i have to be going
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): bye brother
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): thanks for such interesting talk
Frank: i'll see you tomorrow
Frank: bye
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): good bye
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid (67, brown skin, huge cok,goat fetish): whait wat
Frank has left the conversation.

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Do i win?

I cant find dans >:(

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>>736442232
part 2

Rip..

just spoke to the real Dan .. he's a fucking idiot of the highest order.

Finally..found a dan..

>>736443276
Ayyy thats me

This is a conversation between a grammar Nazi and Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ).
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): Do you like roleplay? Like stuff in public?
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a grammar Nazi: Sentences end in periods.
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a grammar Nazi: Go on.
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): I take a look around, no one is watching you.
a grammar Nazi: That's a comma splice; you should have used a semicolon.
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): I see a smile appear on your face as I take your pants all the way down.
a grammar Nazi: Please, continue.
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): You get into a squatting position. I gently brush your cheek with my arm. I come close to your ear and whisper gently into it:

>>736444425
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): Poo!
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): You take a look around and realise where you are.
a grammar Nazi: I grunt as I begin to defecate.
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): You hear people around you speak a foreign language.
a grammar Nazi: Which language are they speaking?
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): These people seem familiar to you, you have seen them many times. Their clothing and behaviour are no surprise to you now.
a grammar Nazi: That was another comma splice; you should have used a semicolon again.
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): You look at me and ask me if we are in India.
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): I confirm
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): It is not a regular street we are on; it is a designated one.
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): A designated shitting street.
Indian Angel (M, 23, RP, things in public ;)) ): I come colse to your ear and whisper again: "Poo, pajeet, poo!"
a grammar Nazi: Alas, my dear, I have already voided my bowels. I have no more poo to poo.

>>736444466
that was good.

>>736445168
wat was 736444444

>>736444444

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I fucking hate this place

Hey guys anyone met "Your best friend Lilly" what did you talk about I wanna repeat it to scare her

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I'm out

>>736446136
lost my shit

>>736445993
she won't ever speak to me :(

>>736446136
Dan (sexmaster,rp) is me

>>736437917
What site is this?

>>736446490
its actually a /b/ro

>>736446499
Remember "Can Dan go outside*?

>>736446563
lol

>>736446535
9gag

http://www.shamchat.com/623cd4f6/

kek

This is a conversation between NOT DAN and yourself, Basket Ball American Dan.
NOT DAN: hi
Basket Ball American Dan: Who are you?
NOT DAN: another
NOT DAN: one
NOT DAN: fake
NOT DAN: DAn
Basket Ball American Dan: wat
NOT DAN: You are not a Dan
NOT DAN: Faker
Basket Ball American Dan: You are not a Dan
NOT DAN: no you
NOT DAN: are not
Basket Ball American Dan: no u
Basket Ball American Dan: your right
Basket Ball American Dan: im from 9gag
NOT DAN: ho
NOT DAN: ...
NOT DAN: FUCK YOU 9FAGGER GO DIE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AND YOUR FAMIIIIILY
Basket Ball American Dan: lmao 9gag makes all the top memes
Basket Ball American Dan: im part of the elite 9gag army we make all the good memes.
Basket Ball American Dan: We made doge
Basket Ball American Dan: pepe
Basket Ball American Dan: FeeFee
Basket Ball American Dan: Feels bad man
Basket Ball American Dan: Gondola
Basket Ball American Dan: Spurdo
Basket Ball American Dan: Honey Badger don't care
NOT DAN: AND I MADE YOU WITH YOUR MOM AND I REAGRET SO MUCH
NOT DAN: 9gag suks
NOT DAN has left the conversation.

http://www.shamchat.com/4e87ceb2/

>>736446728
Old joke fag

>>736446535
investigation abilities retarded/10

kik this delightful young man
http://www.shamchat.com/f63430a0/

>>736446609
ye

http://www.shamchat.com/07362547/

This is a conversation between 6'5 (Dude, Amazing, Nice) and yourself, Dan.
6'5 (Dude, Amazing, Nice): hi qt
Dan: Im cute?
Dan: :D
6'5 (Dude, Amazing, Nice): yus
6'5 (Dude, Amazing, Nice): wait
6'5 (Dude, Amazing, Nice): you're not a nigger
6'5 (Dude, Amazing, Nice): are you
Dan: uhhh
Dan: Uhhhh
Dan: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
6'5 (Dude, Amazing, Nice): ABORT
Dan: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
6'5 (Dude, Amazing, Nice): REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6'5 (Dude, Amazing, Nice) has left the conversation.

http://www.shamchat.com/e29cea87/

>>736446499
that was hot. we should do it again sometime

>>736449999
check'd

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No comment..

>>736450277
k

>>736449999

>>736450416
That was me.

>>736450494
Oh.

http://www.shamchat.com/dfc095b2/

DAN YES https://youtu.be/ZXqKWL6Sgzo