SECRETS/ CONFESSIONS/ ETC THREAD

>>736432408
need more cringe threads. Less dick threads.

>>736432553
noted

>>736432408
I'm £1500 in debt and I'm sucking dick to pay it back

i hear voices in my head

>>736432973
umm no shit. those things on the side of your head are called ears...

Cheated on my wife through half of our marriage with someone 7 years younger than her. The sex was amazing, but it sucked living two lives.

Wwyd, facebook/insta, girlfriend/wife/ex, pics youre not supposed to share threads hold zero legitimacy. None of those girls are the posters wives or girlfriends. They're all screenshots of camwhores taken with a MacBook Pro and an iPhone. The IPs were traced to London, UK on both devices. Every one of them is linked to a suspicious throwaway kik account if one were to ask for more.

I've created nearly one hundred Andy Sixx log images

>>736432799
are you good looking, would pay you 2k and a ticket to fly to germany for 1 weekend if you pleasure me for 3 days.

>>736433314
wtf are u doing here? go make more! plz!

>>736433377
Depends on your definition of good looking, I'm a pretty decent trap, though I don't particularly like that

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>>736433519

I once masturbated on a public bus. I was 13

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today.

I stole some photos from the computer of my sister-in-law

>>736434060
i prefer doing it on the subway

>>736434539
any cute kitteh pics?

>>736434784
yeahhh ;)

>>736435152
sharing is caring

I'm a social worker caring and full of respect, but once in a while I meet up with redditors and beat them to shit, then take their ID away and threaten them to stay away from the cops or sueing me because I'd kill them otherwise. So far I did this 7 times with bronies, HAES whales and numales. Next will be an altright trumpetsucker fatty. For the lulz

>>736435246
good work

>>736435209
I share it sometimes, but I won't here, not the purpose of the thread

>>736435595
op here, youre just too much of a pussy

>>736432408
I've done some things that cause of this I wasn't able to sleep in nights. I really want to kill myself a lot of times. I have nothing in life. I just want to end it all, I really don't know why I'm alive. A lot of times in my head in public places I think how i would kill all of those people are around me and I start laughing so so so hard. I think someday I will do something to someone. I also wish that someday someone hit me on the face cause I would be able to smash him hit him destroy all her face into the ground as a " self defense " also I thinked to kill all my family before. I never hurt someone I never argue nothing clearly I never argue my bully enemies also i never cried on a funeral weathever if that was or no family, while all my family screaming me "OH MY GOSH CAN YOU JUST CRY PLEASE!!!". I just want to hurt a lot of people before I die .

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Last saturday I spend 20 dollars in a lot of random things, 3 on weed to get high the girl I like, 10 on alcohol to get drunk the girl I like, 5 on the pill of the day after for the girl I like who got fucked by other dude and 2 on a coffee for her the next day, she says she is going to give me the money of the pill back, I know it's not going to happen

bumppppp

>>736432408
Every day I ride a dildo while looking at pics of m little sister.

I've arranged for my friend to fuck my milf mom. don't know why but it was something I always wanted

>>736435246
you're doing gods work bro

>>736435697
you're a faggot who will never find someone in life that will love you and you're simply jealous of everyone living normal happy lifes but you'll never do anything to anyone because you're a faggot

My buddy's ex is a hot milf with big tits. I get off sharing her pics and videos. Dumb bitch would be so humiliated if she knew so many people know exactly what every inch of her looks like!

>>736437441
fuck off faggot

>>736436800
>arranged
so rape?

I've been having an affair with a co-worker of mine for the past year. She's been with her boyfriend for 15 years and I've been with my girlfriend for the past 8 years. Either of us aren't having any issues in our relationships but we jsutbuse wanted to have some extra fun. Usually in my car down the street from work. We've never had sex just make out a lot and she'd suck my cock every now and then.

the only reason why I'm still alive is I'm too much of a coward to kill myself

>>736432973
Do they talk to you and understand, randy?

>>736437582
nah, she was up for it. had to talk her into it a bit but it was quite easy actually. she's young and I can talk freely with her about everything so that made things easier

>>736437559
Guessing you have no interest in seeing them?

>>736437948
I would if it was true but faggots like you post the same shit in these threads everyday

>>736438022
Why should that matter if you want to see them at all?

OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

>>736438164
fucking jew fuck off

>>736437171
I actualy have a girl how's doing a hard training for me but I still depresed af

speak engrish you faggot.

>>736438022
If you or anyone else wants to see them Email me at copperj413 at gmail

>>736437595
Its been some of the most fun we've ever had. We don't plan on ever stopping. We'll just keep on playing for as long as we can.

I bought condoms for my 12yo niece

>>736438275
U probably can only speak 1-2 languages faggot

>>736438523
Piece of shit. Fuck you

>>736438442
nah not smart putting up your actual email btw

>>736438699
what's the matter? did you get cheated on

>>736438819
No but im in a long term relationship and you cheating fuckers are the worst breed

>>736438769
Up to you of you want to see them or not

I have a major crush on my friend who I talk to alot, but I am too scared to tell her because im ugly as shit and no would want me anyways

>>736438968
just rape her already

>>736438936
At one point or another everyone cheats. Get over it.

Yo
https://youtu.be/ONXbQpFfdjM

>>736435975
wow just kys now m8

>>736438968
I had a crush on one of my friend for years, turns out only reason we didn't fuck was because I was underage, fuck her whenever I want now. It's possible to get out the friend zone

>>736439127
Id rather not, shes a sweet pea, and we joke around about fucking alot, which doesnt help my case....

i still download pepes and don't contribute any in return.

>>736439439
just from that post I can tell you're a faggot and you'll never have the balls to fuck her

>>736439166
No actually they dont. But whatever lets you sleep at night

I got cucked by a girl who I didn't even get to fuck. we were dating for a month

>>736439362
Were both the same age I am just too scared

>>736439636
Idk, Possibly

>>736434309
greentext nao

>>736439714
so get drunk then fuck her

>>736439714
it's not that hard to fuck a friend

>>736439852
I... Never liked alcohol, or drugs, a waste of time and money

I took the virginity of my best friends younger sister after years of sexual tension when she turned legal and still regularly have sex with her. My friend and his brother are super protective over her as she's their little sister and quite attractive.. so basically no guy gets near her.. I'm sort of seen as a brother to her by their family but that also means I'm one of the very few guys non-related that is close to her which directly led to the sex.

I'm going to met a guy tomorrow to blow him.

>>736439714
then why did it matter that you were underage ? 17 year olds don't go to jail for fucking another 17 year old.

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>>736432408
Shit you not. 45 minutes ago, was jacking off to normal porn. Couldn't get off, not in the mood. and was just browsing. Searches up gay guys fucking, starts jacking, nuts in 10 seconds. Fuck my life

I don't love them and I don't think I ever will. I go through all the motions, say the things I need to say and do the things I do but I don't feel anything for them. They are family and when I hold them close, I do not hold them dear. I can look into the eyes that look back at me and feel not connection other than "there is another human" I don't want to hurt them, it be bad to hurt them. But all the times I told them "I love you" were lies.

>>736439978
I take it you're fun at parties

>>736440016
that's gay bro

>>736439983
Pics or gtfo

>>736440119
Anon, I have some bad news.

>>736438535
hope you exchanged them for nudes

>>736439978
how is it a waste of money ? sure it's gone after you use it but so is every consumer product.

>>736440029
you confused bro that faggot was replying to me, I was 15 and she was 19

I know my wife is cheating on me since like 5 years ago.

So now I just fuck other women myself.

Not really cheating now tbh , it's more like a open relationship but she doesn't know that it is.

>>736440180
Id rather do projects at home, such as working on modeling or learning some code, or just playing with my friends on a game than go to a party

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I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy sixx's warm, creamy, steamy and oh so dreamy logs of creamcorned shit. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat.

I also regularly let my nieces shower with Andy's logs. Nothing sexual, the parents know about it.

>>736438938
Not the other guy but I sent an email using guerrilla

>>736440371
But how do you know she doesn't know that you know?

>>736440385
you should start going out you'll realise it's much better than staying in and drugs and alcohol is fun especially MDMA

I fucked with two totally random tourist women yesterday night. I got a wife. She does not know

I'm fulfilling my autistic fantasies of running away and not doing shit by browsing /b/ and shitposting. Unfortunately it be for long

>>736439166
Is that the guy from Panic at the Disco

>>736439836
not really worth greentxting imo. We've done it lots of times before also, she's my niece, she's staying with me for a week or so. Family-wise we are all pretty close and open, her parents are fine with it. Nothing sexual or anything like that but still it's not something id post on fb or go tell friends about, for obvious reasons.

>>736440614
it won't*

I post on liberal boards because they think I'm funny and give me consistent positive feedback.

Secretly, I hate niggers and Muslims. Trannies are almost universally annoying attention whores. E-feminists are lonely wackjobs looking for asspats and handouts.

>>736440620
Duck wrong person

>>736440555
Possibly, But I live in a small town, and im known as the introvert computer nerd

>>736440256
I've seen her naked quite a few times in person, good enough for me.

I'm a femanon, I like to communicate on 4chan but in real life I'm everything but social and the opposite of a faschist even though for some reason sometimes I play the devil advocat and fake a different personality than mine probably because I'm so shitty that I don't have friends and I'm too autistic to communicate properly so I joke around with people but I know they don't joke with me but at my awkwardness.

Last 2 years I have been thinking that humans are just objects and they are replaceable. I literally can't make any emotional connection with somebody because it's not worth it. and everybody thinks the opposite, that I really care about somebody and all that bullshit.

living the lie.

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>>736439983
Haha.. Nice.

I had a girlfriends younger sister want to fuck me when we broke up. She was 14.
I said no initially, but my now ex started spreading bullshit rumors and I figured "fuckit" this will realllly piss her off.
(Before you get all white knight enraged.. 14 is legal here.)
I busted in her (something my gf didn't let me do) and bought her a plan-b.

Then I texted my ex: "be nice to Kait today.. She's a little queasy"
Her "Don't talk to my sister."
Me "way past talking.. those morning after pills are just rough and I know how you care about her well-being."
Her response was just an epic stream of hate.
Still makes me kek to this day.

And yes. I hooked up with the little sister a few more times. Whenever they would fight, she would fuck me because it enraged my ex.

>>736440834
>>736440747
should meet and fuck

>>736440797
it's never too late to change bro, change starts by doing things out of your comfort zone even if it's just simple things at first. you're missing out on so much in life

>>736440641
are you sexually attracted to her at all? Or is it just some weird uncle niece bonding time thing going on that I don't really understand?

how's her body look? has she hit puberty yet?

>>736440857
*living the life
amirite? XD

>>736440834
what does you being a girl have to do with anything you posted

>>736440797
It doesn't really matter what you're known as, and most people who know you as that will think better of you for breaking out of your shell anyway

>>736440814
how did you manage that? creeping on her, or do you just have one of those "open and natural" families?

>>736441100
Well it is kind of a secret online. So here is my secret. One of them.

I take absolutely any data storage device I can and run file recovery software on them. The vast majority of the time it's boring, mundane shit. But there's been a couple of wins in my day.

>>736441103
all my friends are introverts,

I enjoy masturbating but real sex is awful.

>>736440955
that's hilarious. how was that 14 year old snatch? if it's legal to have sex, was it legal to trade nudes?

i fell in love. god damn it.

>>736441182
well no one knows who you are so it makes no difference so start going out and make it your mission to live a normal fun life stop being a faggot

>>736441276
So? I assume there are people besides your friends that know you

>>736441374
Aw that's sweet

>>736441403
too many know me as "Hackerman" Because I help the teachers fix their computers

>>736441328
obviously not doing it right, either shit pussy you fucking or small dick or too nervous

>>736441395
yes ok you're right

>>736441374
>>736441427
it would be if i was with her. she kinda hates me because of her slut friend

>>736441190
what's your software of choice for this? does it take some know how, or is it basically like sorting though the recycle bin?

>>736441514
you're wasting what's supposed to be the best years of your life start making new friends

I'm actually a feminist dude and sometimes I cringe at how virgin yall fuckers are

>>736441355
Pics are illegal still.
That pussy was fantastic.
Shouldn't have been surprised.. But her pussy was like a smaller clone of her sisters. I knew they looked similar, but that was an interesting revelation.
She was way more permissive though.
Maybe vecause when we fucked she felt she was competing? Always asked after how sge compared to my ex.

i have a diaper fetish, and am currently diapered with 2 bananas and 5 marshmallows in my ass to force a mess

>>736441019
I'll admit she is very pretty but i dont have desire to fuck her or anything. She has a really nice body, she's just started puberty. I guess you could call it bonding, more so when she was younger than now. Our family is less conservative than most, just the way we/she was raised, nudity isnt looked at as some evil taboo thing to ashamed of.

>>736441722
banana halves*

>>736441700
out of all the faggots that posted in this thread you are without a doubt the biggest faggot of them all

>>736441667
I dont really need friends as long as I have a couple that I trust with my life

>>736440955
epic

My ex told everybody she knows that my dick is bigger than it actually is, I live in a small town (Roughly 9,000 people) and I keep getting approached by girls I've known for literally my entire life asking if the rumor is true that I have a 10 inch dick.

I tell them it's not true and it's only about 8, but they still end up wanting to "see for themselves" and we end up fucking a few times.

It's been about a dozen or so of them now over a few years, and I haven't had a real relationship since it started. I'm tired of women, and I don't even want to date because now I'm worried that any woman I date will only want me for sex and money and nothing else, but I'm also increasingly more lonely all the time and think about killing myself because of it.

>>736441151
>"open and natural" families
something like that, she less modest around family than in public. Ive seen her topless/nude sunbathing quite a few times

>>736441810
ok but you'll regret never going to parties and you'll always think about the life you could've had when you're older

>>736441807
looks like somebody is triggered

>>736441864
no trigger just stating facts bud

fucked co-workers young daughter

>>736442006
Not really, I dont reget much

>>736442040
>no trigger just stating facts bud

I love big dicks in my yogurt mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>736441712
that doesn't even make any sense. Did you get any nudes anyway?

My first time dressing as a girl and putting on makeup was when I was 5, I didn't do it again until middle school, I was introduced to porn in 2nd grade and I started to imagine that I was always the girl, I shave all hair on my body except the one on my head(Of course). I've been toying since 3rd grade, I seduce guys on the internet accidentally, everyone thinks I'm a girl on the internet, my half brother used to sexually abuse me when I was younger. I've masturbated to myself over 20 times, I'm basically a Trap except the fact that I don't dress like a girl outside my room.

>>736442355
so common

>>736432553
Need more Wincest Threads, and less cringe & rekt threads

I'm masturbating right now. Lolz.

>>736442355
Do you consider yourself as a slut?

Oh yeah (;

>>736442734
Nope. Too afraid to have sex with guys.

I work as a health care provider at patients homes. I work mostly with a semi retarded guy who has seizures. His family regularly visits his place several times a week so I see his parents here and there, but what I really look forward to is when his 17 y/o twin sisters come over.
I've been gathering info here and there on them from the parents' absent mentionings and whenever the girls talk to me themselves. I know their social media accounts but don't leave any sign I've seen them by not "liking" any photos or "friending" them. I'm putting in more hours at this guys' place now because more money and more chances to peak at the girls + grow closer to them. 18 is legal here and I know their birthday is still a few months away so I'm trying to get closer to them while I bide my time. With any luck I'll have at least one of them interested when they reach 18

>>736442830
lol

Oh gross it's another head case

>>736438164
Movie?

>>736432408
>>736432408
I recently got addicted to benzodiazepines because I'm too depressed about my life.

>>736434539
give us a taste man just one pic

>>736438164
Underrated post

>>736443097
Is your fucking name Inès?

>>736443097
They just make you numb. Try opiates. Safer too

>>736443179
Underrated samefag

>>736432799
Holy fuck, is someone going to break your legs for it? Or are you just looking for an excuse to suck dicks? Seems like a petty reason to suck dick.

I didn't get to cum.

>>736443199
>omg I know this person in real life! only one person can be addicted to benzodiazepines!

KYS
Y
S

>>736443229
Thanks for the reply. No available supply and my living situation doesn't allow for big h.

I'm hoping some of my friends in relationships break up soon so I can try and get the rebound

I swear these threads are 90% bait

>>736443350
Please take more

>>736443199
you're the dumbest piece of shit ever

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I have to admit .....
Your all faggots

>>736443432
Hello samefag

>>736443410
Make up a reason for them to fight and pick your bros side to his face and console her after the fact.

>>736433314
Do you, actually admit to anyone in real life you do these stupid fucking posts daily? DAILY? I mean, would you ever admit to a girl you do this every day? That you post pictures of Andy Sixx specifically and ask people if they would eat his shit? Do you think any woman would find this OK? Normal? If you would admit it, how do you think she would react? If not, why would you not admit it? Because, deep down, you know it is fucked up to be doing that? Fucking explain yourself.

>>736443495
Hello samefag

>>736434309
Every fucking thread you write this.

>>736442274
I don't think it makes sense either.
She can take a dick but not a pic?
But it's just the way it is. Laws are fucked.

>>736432408
Cringe

>>736438164
That is so beautiful im crying

>>736443664
Yup but unlike you I have no reason to deny it my dood

>>736432408
I fucked your mother.

>>736443698
i wasnt aware there is a limit to how many threads i can post in. my bad.

I keep secrets from everyone I know. I don't even know why I do it. It's usually completely inconsequential shit. I also tell a lot of white lies in general for seemingly no reason. My first impulse when someone asks me a question is to lie, and I have to actually put in effort to tell the truth.

What's wrong with me?

>>736434309
earlier today ? you posted this yesterday too.

>>736435697
You sound like an edgy 10 year old get out pls

i literally cannot comprehend

>>736437921
so she knows that you know that she's fucking your friend?

>>736443912
i wasnt aware i cant do the same thing as i also did the day(s) before. is it illegal to shower every day? is the government rationing water or something? my bad.

>>736440403
Do you, actually admit to anyone in real life you do these stupid fucking posts daily? DAILY? I mean, would you ever admit to a girl you do this every day? That you post pictures of Andy Sixx specifically and ask people if they would eat his shit? Do you think any woman would find this OK? Normal? If you would admit it, how do you think she would react? If not, why would you not admit it? Because, deep down, you know it is fucked up to be doing that? Fucking explain yourself.

I'm feeling extra retarded today

I've been having sex with my younger brother since we were 10 and 13

I like to sleep and drink water and my kink is studying

>>736444501
Asian detected

>>736444264
of course not, except you say she's been staying with you for a week and you've been showering with her every day for longer than a week by how many days you've been posting it. xd. do they drop her off on purpose so you can shower with her ? come on man. if you're going to make stuff up atleast make the timeline work.

I want to have an incestuous relationship with my cousin.

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made my neighbors (poor and drunk fucker of my age) youngest daughter into my fuck toy over time

>>736440611
How did you meet them?
Greentext the whole thing.
I want this.

I've always had the ability to turn my morality/empathy off.

Used to steal when I was younger, and got into a lot of fights.

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>>736444570
Actually-

>>736432408
I took a shit on my neighbor's doorstep and I think its why she moved away

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>>736444473

>>736443410
True bottom feeder

>>736444473
Tell me more

>>736444227
yes, I was the one who proposed it

it wasn't like she didn't want it, caught my attention she likes him a few times over the years. and I knew he was crazy about her for a long time. she's young and hot and also she's your friends mom, of course you want to fuck her. I talked her into after some time of careful negotiation and planned conversations. we decided to arrange it as a surprise for him, he couldn't believe it

Paruresis, only my gf know about it. Even my parents dont

>>736443885
I have the same problem but I'm a schizophrenic. For me its because I don't want people to know me. Are you like that at all?

Been with my girlfriend of 4 years and she doesn't know I'm an alcoholic. I'm drunk every night

>>736443885
You're a compulsive liar. Everyone knows and they'll never trust you

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>>736444628
lol u mad. honestly sometimes i post stuff just to make lifeless newfags like you mad. perhaps you should get a life that doesnt involve getting butthurt about what people post on the internet, you're gonna give yourself a stroke or something. there are many more important things to worry about than the validity of stories on /b/. thanks for playing.

I'm a neet since early 2012.

I met up with a girl I slept with in high school at college. She's married now, and has hep c. We became best friends, and her husband is insanely jealous over me for some reason. Even when I was in a serious relationship. He doesn't even know we slept together. Anyway, after I posted a cathartic story about my best friend on here that led to a story about her, I've realized I developed feelings for her despite the marriage and hepC.

Wtf is wrong with me?

>>736438164
Well someone likes The Goonies

>>736445333
i'm disappointed, you kept your troll up alot longer last thread. i expected you to atleast make it to 250 posts

>>736445245
She knows dude

Sometimes I want people on 4chan to be kind or find myself wanting to befrind anon. Gay.

>>736444473
are you male or female? How old are you now? Are you the older or the younger sibling?

>>736432408
Sex before marriage.
Buttsecks fluke.. Tbh
And I'm secretly a normal human being hidden behind a mental health patient

>>736439656
Jesus you need to relax. You must be paranoid about your partner cheating.

She doesn't know. I have one beer open. Then I go outside and smoke a cigarette and pound 3 real quick. A couple of times over. She thinks I just have a buzz going

>>736445721
Ain't we all brother

Had an affair with my best friend for 4 years. She was married then, and still is. Ended about a year after they had their first child together. During the pregnancy she loved me cumming inside her. Something she was always nervous about before.
Every once and a while, she calls me, hints that she misses me. I'll end up talking dirty to her until she gets off, and then we don't talk for a couple days.

>>736445757
She knows man. She just doesn't care. Some people don't.

>>736445235
Yes, except the schizo part. I even got rid of my social media accounts. I also really want to move to the opposite side of the country just to get as far away as I can from anyone who knows me.

>>736445255
I'm almost certain that no one really knows how bad it is. I get away with it 99% of the time. I've been keeping up a couple lies with my GF for 7 years now.

>>736444850
>be me
>be 24, together with my wife 7 years ago.
>average body. No abs, no belly
>walking on the streets one night
>I realised someone is talking to me.
>WTFYOUWANT.jpeg
>Oh she seems pretty nice
>2 Half Caucasian half Asian
>More like 35-ish age
>Really well situated
>Find out the 2 women next to me are tourists
>"we want to go to xy place! Which bus we have to take?"
>Whiteknight.exe
>"I know the way, it is not far away, I'll guide you there!"
>Get to know they are going to leave tomorrow
>"If you are up to an adventure, I can guide you around </cityname>"
>Guide them for hours of walks
>Talk to them while showing places
>At the end, I go with them to their hotel
>gentleman.tar
> they tell me to come over for some wine
>I go over
>We drink wine, talk for hours more
>One of them kisses me
>I kiss back
>The other is insisting on this kind of attitude
>She tells her to thank me for being a gentleman
>They go over talking some shit
>Both come back and start sucking me off.
>First threesome ever.
>We fuck for an hour unil I cum
>Never met them again
>Never asked their name

>>736445757
All alcoholics think their partner/friends/family don't know and they're all wrong.

>>736445207
Hmm... >>736445550
Hmmm... guess lol.

>>736446309
I'm guessing you're a dude. didn't catch the younger brother part. 19 now?

I have a dangerous rape fetish. When I was 15 my older brother's friend raped me in his car. It was horrible but at the same time I was turned on by it. I never told anyone but over the years I kept thinking about it and how I wanted to be raped again. For the last two years I've been purposefully putting myself in dangerous situations to get myself raped. Most of the time I end up getting beat up or mugged but I've been lucky a few times. I feel like shit for enjoying it but the thought of having someone forcing themselves on me drives me crazy...

>>736432553
we need less porn threads in general. that's part of the cancer that is killing /b/

>>736446439
Jeez!!! You're good lol!

i lived with a prostitute for ...for 1 year ... sex was great and the living was really nice . but i lie all the time.. i don't feel guilty cause i really love her , but then she turn in a fk bitch.. so i leave her and now she 's pregnant.

>>736445757
my dad does the same thing with those little single-serving bottles of wine. My mom knows exactly what he's doing. you're not that clever.

When I was younger I would have to travel with my grandmother while she babysat because my mom worked.

One of their three kids was a fat blonde teenager, way older than me. I hung out in her room while my sister was downstairs with the rest of the people. She was apparently narcoleptic because she would continuously fall asleep throughout the day while I was there.

I, being a horny child with no idea what sex was, for some reason found it appropriate to wait until she fell asleep, climb on top of her and hump her fat ass.

This continued for some time, escalating into crawling underneath her to put her hand into my pants and hump it, kissing her during the humping while she slept, and exposing her boob to lick it.

She never woke up. If she did she never made any indication she knew anything was happening.

I was a fucked up kid.

I'm using and manipulating a girl for my needs. I first been nice to her and everything until I she fell in love with me a couldn't let go until now,everyone she gives me $1200 because I told her to,she cleans my apartment and I sometimes when I get upset I beat her up,I broke her phone for disobeying me,and I pissed in her mouth,I did other things to her that I got used to it so much..

>>736446621
I had a feeling. I'm not into gay stuff, but I am into incest, so that's hot anyway. I guess you guys don't have any plans on cutting it off anytime soon? Are you both out of the closet?

>>736446814
ITT: Things that never happened except in OP's faggot fantasy.

>>736445214
did she, in effect, greentext to you her time with your friend?

I used to cum inside my dog's mouth

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>>736432408

>>736446210
^that
My last gf and I only spent weekends together. After a couple of months I thought I should tell her. I did my best to conceal it. I would drink maybe once a week with her and take melatonin to sleep(I'm an alcoholic for sleep)... It doesn't work very well. Her daughter went into labor so we stayed in a hotel room near the hospital. I decided it was time to be honest. I pulled out a pint of fireball(coworkers said it was great so wanted to try it). Then I told her.
"this is in case I can't sleep. I'm a functioning alcoholic. I drink once a day for sleep, so I can function at work."
She looked at me for a minute like I was stupid. Then smiled and said "I knew you were an alcoholic anon. I just don't care. You don't let it ruin your life and you're kind."
We then proceeded to get profusely drunk together(multiple alcohol trips), drunk drive to the taco bell 3 minutes away and then fight over her playing a drake song on repeat while we made out. I fucking hate drake.

>>736447070
Learn to write faggot. What are you? 10?

>>736447035
a week or so after they fucked she didn't talk to me at all. just distanced from me for that period. by that time I already heard everything in the smallest detail told by my friend. after two or three weeks she told me everything. didn't get in so much detail, but described what went on. she loved him, said it was a great fuck and that she couldn't believe his dick (I knew he has a real big dick, thats one of the reasons I wanted him to do it)

>>736446177
Much appreciated the Greentext. You are gentleman anon

>>736446468

m or f?

>>736446878
Actually, I'm not really gay, he wants to be a girl now, but I tried hundreds of times to break it off, but he just lures me back in, and it's hard to stop it.

>>736447792
Probably won't believe me but female here

>>736444845
Love those small bewbs how old is she anon?

I have met guys off the internet to suck their cock a few times. 9 times now.
The first two times were with an older 44 yr old guy who took photos of it.

>>736446878
Oh, he dresses as a girl and stuff now, soooo, yeah he's out of the closet, I try my hardest not to do that stuff anymore cause I have a girlfriend now, I have cheated on my girlfriend with him. But I haven't told her. I know it's wrong, but every time I stop talking to him, he either starts blackmailing or cries and begs.

>>736448420
not so small now, she was 16 at the time when i started making progress, now just turned 18 recently got to prom

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>>736438164
I know you're here Willy Faggot

I masturbate mainly to shota.,However I do not save it on my devices. Its fine as long as no one finds out, right? I think its just an outlet from me being molested. No llike ill be getting some anyways

>>736448536
>9 times
>a few

>>736448690
Post moar

>>736442906
What do you even look like? What makes you think they'd even remotely be interested in you?

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>>736449471
more older

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>>736449944
and recent

Got my history teacher pregnant and she told her husband that it's his.

>>736433593
2k tho

I've masturbated to nearly all the girls at my school, most underage

>>736441700
Feminist man thinks he is better than a virgin women-haters
>kek'd
Congratulations, you are slightly more handicapable than a virgin

>>736450022
did you fuck her? how was sex?

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>>736441190
Same here... I use disk drill usually

I am Spartacus

>>736449538
Attractive 21 y/o

>>736451063
the relationship with us is complicated so we r not in it per se, but i still fuck her till this very day.
of course it's amazing, older guy like me having this young beauty is just a wish come true.
that's why i spent almost a year to get her

Im a nigger https://youtu.be/ZXqKWL6Sgzo

>>736451324
no, I AM SPARTACUS

>>736451959
nudes?

>>736453265
Yes

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I get off to grown woman who wear thick diapers and wet them. Not messing though.

>>736435246
you've earned yourself a throne in Valhalla

>>736453314
well what are you waiting for?

>>736453265
yeah but i can't post them here for clear reason

>>736435975
bro never buy girls things until after u bang them

>>736454086
okay

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>me.
>21.
>long time ago.
>have younger sister.
>do things like video related every time parents not home.
>(video not us)
>the end.

>>736454912
how old was sister bruv

>>736448334
>Probably won't believe me
correct but I'm happy to play along. greentext that first rape.

>>736454134
vola maybe?

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>>736432408

Sharjah Ruler back in the 80s had a huge bookshelf in "Media Room" down his palace.

It was had sicko collection of CP that he personally recorded "black and white" for his wive's son (no father to Mohammed as he's Satan, he impregnated his mother) to double his Quartz energy.

Eventho Mohammed (Satan) was very young and was never enrolled in school -kept hidden or secret off people eyes until he was old- Sharjah Ruler was banned by Sheikh Zayed to have $$$$.. the Sharjah State budget was barely enough to pay for its existence.

Until Sharjah Ruler promised current Dubai Ruler to become a Ruler (basically giving him staffers that would kill Sheikh Rashid by drug overdose) given that Sheikh Mohammed would deliver shitload of Quartz. But AbuDhabi always either stopped the car from entering Sharjah or just.

Sheikh Zayed only played it to allow only certain conditions for Satan to get Quartz energy, only by not touching Quartz.

And Dubai Ruler was dumb enough to use his kids (Sheikh Hamdan and his sister) to be raped in school (Satan already raped her and threaten her with death) or turned gay (I stopped his plans and he left the school after everoyne knew lol he's Satan hahahahah that did hurt him the most!

Seriously he raped Dubai Ruler daughter while her father did it as "FreeMason sacrifice"...

since that day Satan paid $$$$$$$ to Aussies and worked so hard on getting me killed so that the past change "me showing up in Alwasl club to carry out the investigation"..

and he was stupid he explained why he fucked her from the back and not the front.. his dad taught him.

Gotta say Satan is, idiot. Dubai & Sharjah Ruler are more.. idiots.

>>736455109

legal en españa hace mas de 15 años.

>>736455708
how does that work?

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I lie on the internet constantly for (you)'s

I don't get many, though

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>>736456242
>>736456242
>>736456242

>>736435975
You're for sure getting laid by her soon so long as you keep buying her shit

>>736436800
Matt?

I want to fuck my bf on camera but he won't let me.

>>736438968
>Crush

This is an 18+ board

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>>736432408

I think mares are hot as fuck.

>>736432408
I had a sex dream with my dog

>>736439978
She doesn't even know you exist

>>736455998
upload it here
the room will delete after two days
volafileDOTorgSLASHrSLASHcfva6050
(change the big letters to appropriate signs)

i post pics of myself in gf threads and pretend it's my ex because it's makes me feel good about myself getting so many compliments

>>736432408
I wish I'll lose the ability to talk. It seems people take what I say and change it to make me sound like a monster.
Life as a hermit might be a good choice.

>>736456997
are we talking 'I just want to see what we look like nobody will see' or 'I want to broadcast this to the world on a cam site'?

I was forced to watch my two friends fucking my sister

>>736458053
I am your two friends that fucked your sister

>>736457453
yeah but, who can guarantee the pics will delete after that, and i kinda don't want to leave this anywhere for possible downloading.....too scared to leave some proof like that