What kind of girlfriend do you want

>>736431817
What kinds are available

One that doesn't have anxiety, BPD, depression, or look for a daddy-dom relationship.

I just want a stable relationship, but all that seem to like me are unstable pastel girls that cheat.

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>>736431817
rich with big big titties

I want a dyke that wants my dick

Emma Watson. permanently 15 years old, with a feminine penis

One with a good sense of humour. A smile that makes me smile and someone who I can talk with ease to. One that would do sexually exciting things in public at risk of getting caught. Like being in a park and sucking my dick in a wooded area before picking up her Dora backpack and running back to her parents.

>>736431817
one with a feminine penis, and cute little nubs as teets, or Kiernan Shipka

An assertive tomboy.

>>nurse or teacher
>>responsible
>>kind
>>chill
>>easy going
>>average intelligence
>>petite
>>likes to get choked while i fuck her

is that too much to ask?

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>>736431874
brunnettes chinks and beaners sorry buddy u missed black friday lmao

>>736431817
>2007: a woman with a vagina in her mid 20s
>2017: a 16yo trap with a small feminine penis
my taste in women have skewed...
god damn it /b/

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>>736431817
Just like her, any more pics?

>>736431817
Just fuck my shit up

a rich chick I can sponge off of
appearance not important

>>736431817
Her

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anything but an American

>>736431817
a female o

>>736432184
THAT BULGE THO

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I don't want a girlfriend.

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Tomoko is all I could ever want.

>>736432184
I heard it's a trap.
I don't know anymore.
I hate this fucking world.

Project Normalize is a no-go.

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this is the kind of wife id like

Communism ftw

>>736431817
I want a girl who's wild and fun but has a good head on her shoulders. or not. she could be a dumbass, as long as she's cute and funny, too. it'd be nice if she didn't have to rely on memes to be funny though.

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>>736431929
Well hit me up

>>736432303
Just came buckets to this BBW. Sauce?

>>736432395
Yeah it sure looks like one. Nasty as fuck.

>>736432481
Get a british chick

Hmm how bout one with big titties and a care free attitude. No hippies or musicfags. Ive been with those two and its awful.

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>>736432481

>>736432395
Schrödinger's cat bro, I don't see a benis

>>736432521
You want an unstable pastel girl that cheats? Just go to any place that sells bubble tea, I guess.

>>736432526
Extra BBQ and mayo

>>736432395
yea she has a pipi I really wish I can remember what she goes by its in the tip of my tongue

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>>736432667
schrödinger's trap

>>736432749
>she has a pipi
You're fucking disgusting

I just want a girl who'll love me and who I can love back

>>736432749
>She

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One htat's sweet and loving, intelligent and that acts and dresses modestly (pic related).

>>736432303
prejudiced shithead

>>736432871
Love doesn't last

>>736432643
Seconded

>>736432871
I think you're asking for way too much there friend

>>736432684
Lawl

>>736432909
The last one died a few centuries ago, sorry.

Real blonde
Nice body
Likes same shit as me
Hates niggers, jews and mudslimes
Wants kids

>>736432184
Either this is a chick that uses pads, or more likely a trannie, in which case it's gay

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>>736431817


>no drama whatsoever
>cosplay lover
>redhead /blue eyes preferably
>brunette /light eyes preferably
>submissive
>funny

>nerdy
>funny
>kind... Must have patience

>>736432004
12. Emma Watson was at her sexiest when she was 12. It's an objective fact, and you're wrong.

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>>736432965
Nothing ever lasts, that's all that ever lasts.

>>736432303
my god did she come out from the french fry machine?

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>>736432643
is that the way of the Vixen?

>>736433034
Find a crossover between this
>>736432303
And this
>>736432481

>>736431817
no one

>>736432111
>>>average intelligence
lol Wut

>>736431817
>>736432184
Who is this anyway?

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>>736431817
>5'5, 5'6
>135 lbs
>long red hair, green eyes
>Christian
>C or D cups, inny vagina, flat stomach, small hands and feet
Giving myself a boner just thinking about it

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>>736433024
Probably. Pretty depressing.

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>>736433089

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>>736433152
so aim for a blonde russian girl raised in UK? is that what your saying?

>>736431817
(male)

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>>736431817

>>736431817
I want an unstable whore.

>Short, dark hair
>Under 100 lbs
>Visible ribs and an eating disorder
>Terrible self-esteem
>Nice, but somewhat dumb
>Submissive and sexually open-minded
>Will travel with me and do hard drugs
>Ideally looks like Zoe Voss, but not a deal-breaker

>>736433050
You really need to get off YouTube and Twitch. You'll never find a redhead gamer geek without the drama. If she has a deviant art account, run away and don't look back.

>>736433323
Meh I dated a pretty hot but modest indian chick for three years. She wanted to get married so I dumped her. Now it's 10years later, she's married and I'm a single man with male pattern baldness, living alone in a shitty apartment.

>>736432184
god damn i would fap until my dick broke off if there was a nude of her/him/it in that getup. fucking perfection, i don't even care if that bulge is a penis.

>>736433323
They exist. I have one. Very similar to this.
You're just going to have to search hard though. Like as in off the social networking grid where hoes and sluts hang out. Away from the social hot spots where said bitches roam. Just think where you'd look if this were still 30 years ago before the digital age.

>>736433359
Emma watsen was never "hot"

>>736433466
SHES MY WIFE
>spills Mountain Dew

>>736432020
agree. Wanna be able to watch adventure time with her but also set stuff on fire for fun. She'd have to be older and shorter than me and have red hair

>>736433050
This "pixie gurl" fantasy is so gay. What self-respecting woman is going to want to dress up and parade around like a dipshit unless she gets paid for it?

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from a jewtube video.

>>736433050
You must think you're a 10/10

>>736433596
So the local classified ads?

>>736433579
Kill yourself

>>736433772
No. From real life exploration and social interaction before social media. Do people not know how to go outside anymore? wtf?

>>736433754
No but I am 10.

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>>736433645
bullshit. she was sexy as fuck from 2001 to 2004. before and after not so much.

>>736432004
>feminine penis

>>736433596
This is very true, it's almost a dealbreaker for me if she actively uses social media because that's red flags all over the place.

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>>736433859

this girl is ugly. seriously, its not even subjective.

>>736433859
>dat filename
>Kek

>>736431817
One who loves me

>>736433824
MAKE ME

btw if you weren't so self-loathing about your true feelings that you agree with me, you would have never even clicked on this thread, let alone your kys post

>>736433844
Ok ok I hear you bro. So the local discotheque?

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>>736433951
>goth
>job
Spencer's and Hot Topic aren't gonna be paying the bills, son. Unless she's cam-whoring on the side. Or actual whoring.

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>>736433050
>tfw I had one of these that was also one of these >>736431976 and she left me to have casual relationships with strangers after over a year happily together

>>736433859
B8/10

>>736431817
one who doesn't wear the sign for a regime that murdered millions of its own citizens as a badge of honor

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im not picky.

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one with cute short hair

>>736434084
Right, but they were Ruskies...so they don't count. Right?

>>736433978
I replied to the question you fucking degenerate, not the picture. You're just disgusting. KYS

>>736434069
did you get to smash?

>>736434003
>discotheque
hwat

>>736432871
Low goals. You need one who loves you so you can shit all over her and make her become terribly, deeply, hopelessly obsessed with you.

>>736431929
I always get loser-guys. either unstable personality, or boring. let's face it: you & me, we don't have enough to offer for something better.

>>736432303
Looks like those cannibals in the forest

>>736432004
>>736432082
>>736432156
you want a boyfriend

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>>736434073
the truth can be bait?

ok

>>736434287
Why on earth would I want that?

>>736434187
USSR was as murderous and depraved - actually moreso - than the Nazis. When I see some ignorant bitch wearing the CCCP, I want to break her nose with my fist.

>>736434003
you must be a struggling millennial who's only knowledge of the time before your birth is from old 70's and 80's meme snaps.

>>736434124
this is a new low even for /b/

>>736434124
Winona was so cute then

>>736433232
People (especially women) who consider themselves to be above average intelligence are constantly trying to prove their superiority in one way or another. Women in particular feel the need to "assert" their intelligence because they feel as though society as a whole and individual people think of them as dumb women. It gets very annoying especially in a long term relationship. I don't want to date/marry someone who constantly feels as though they have to prove themselves and argue about every single fucking little thing and always be right about everything. I know this from first hand experience. Obviously not interested in dating a dummy either, that's why I said average intelligence.

>>736434332
You are what you attract kek

>>736434343
problem?
nigger

>>736434042
It's what I want and you have not been to a goth night club yet have you?

>>736434084
it was mostly jews Stalin killed, not actual real human people

>>736431817
all of them

>>736431817
The female version of Buffalo Bill.

>>736434527
>What kind of girlfriend do you want
retard

>>736431817
the one thats lying next to me right now

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>>736434260
are you joking? We fucked like rabbits. But yeah, turns out she was a slut. Which was fine when we were together, but not when we broke up. I was actually the one who broke it off, but I regret it to this day.

>>736434438
You've never experienced Everlasting Summer, have you faggot?

>>736434581
It's true. They were either kikes or harboring kikes.

>>736434501
kekd back and cried ;-)

>>736434581
yeah, no
the hunger-murder (Holodomor) of the Ukraine may have been the greatest atrocity of the 20th C

>>736434645
Why tolerate her lies bro?

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whatevz

>>736434752
Dude, nobody cares.

AMERICA!! <3

>>736434501
Guess I'm a faggot then

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I think it's just a cosplay.

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I want to roll a 2, just have someone to chill with who won't mind being a stay at home mom who also plays games and Magic or similar, and at least enjoys sex

>>736434644
and yet I dont give a flying fuck so I ask again
problem?

>>736434858
mean for
>>736434438

>>736434841
Well you are on /b/.

>>736434332
Stop dying your hair unnatural colors. Grow it out. Find something about yourself to be, not something about a community to dedicate your personality to. Care about HIM, really love him, and you will find that your relationships stop being shit or going to shit.

>>736433645
what about her isnt exactly hot you racist pig

>>736431817
The kind that says yes to anything no matter how disgusting, degrading or inhumane, and then disappears into thin air after I'm done unleashing the torrent of jizz from my balls, not to be seen or heard from again until the next time the balls require her presence.

At 40, an AR girl would be superior in every way to a living breathing leech I have to live with and work even more to pay for.

>>736434858
The club house, so many fond memories.

>>736434900
>screenshotting
>mobile
this is why we can't have nice /b/

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I'm not saying I sometimes phoyoshop her into pics of naked girls and beat off but yeah, her

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i want a 30 yo woman with a PhD
she's actually a genius and likes to have interesting conversations about communism and loves teaching me stuff because she sees future in me
she also likes sex a lot and sometimes we spend a whole week indoors in her apartment in Buenos Aires
she has a nice perfume
she is kinda shy she doesn't know how pretty she is in reality
she caresses me with her motherly touch
but is also a girl who i can protect against the sadness of this lonely world <3

>>736434836
No, dude, retards like you just are ignorant
Look, this is /b/, and we get cute girls in nazi gear too
All I'm saying is it should have the same effect on someone's life when they wear the CCCP or hammer and sickle as when they wear the swastika.

>>736434863
It's less enjoyable than you think.

I want my girl to be one of those huge sjw liberals.
>Overwieght
>Nine different colors in her hair
>Thick rim glasses
>Ultra douchey

Then when we are in a relationship I want her to be completely in charge.
>When we go out she decides
>When she wants something on the TV she puts it on
>When we fuck shes on top

I'll stay home play Vidya and cook; she can do the rest.

>>736434863

rolling for last digit 2d gf

>>736434880
With homos? No. With calling the men you fuck girls? Yes.
Why are homosexuals like you always fucking assholes?

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>>736435072
>she sees future in me

>>736435010

Just finished it a few days ago.
Sucks that the next game they're working on is just located in generic Japan.
Soviet Russia was such a nice change.

>>736435123
Probably is, but I don't know that yet. I just want someone who will take what I give and be grateful

one with a big dick

>>736433882
Finding a girl who doesn't do the whole social media thing is already rare in itself.

>>736435194
oh baww harder faggot

one with a vagina

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>>736433596
That's nice to hear. I won't lose hope.

>>736435194
>Why are homosexuals like you always fucking assholes?

because theres no pussy there to fuck

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>>736435233

>>736431817
girlfriends are for cucks

>>736431817
The one you posted

>>736435399
what a shop lol

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Current gf
>thick
>squirts
>bipolar
>needy
>super sexual

Preferred gf
>fit
>non squirting
>independent
>sane

The sexy is still pretty good but it's getting harder to ignore the other stuff.

>>736435599
She looks like a fatty

>>736434863
"Becoming a Wizard" makes being forever alone sound so fucking awesome. My current gf is a combination of 5, 2, & 0.

Half black, about 230 lbs, smart

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>>736434863
Roll for that TOMBOY

Rall

>>736435599
>The sexy
this made me chuckle

>>736435713
230lbs??? Wtf

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seriously, this chick

Loyal, sweet, loving and a little dumb.

>>736431817
someone who is free. free from morality, social norms and rules. free to express themselves. free to show who they are and what they want. somewhat intelligent & nice. but not nice in the way in which they would compromise their personality. nice in the way a decent person who is healthy on the inside is. mutual commitment to each other on all levels: from sexuality to important life decisions, no limits. able to talk about everything. self-responsible for their own feelings & problems and sharing them, but also able to accept help. not closing up. not afraid of being "touched" on the inside. not afraid of me. able to trust. someone who could be a good parent for your child but with whom you could also have a whole different life, aca flexible. extra bonus: very intelligent, good looking, doing something great for the world. girlfriend should be a boyfriend but to be honest: if someone comes along who is that only in part, I am ready to give a shit about if they have a penis or vagina.

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>>736435634
The eyes are even worst than the dicks.

>>736431817
I like my girls like my whiskey.
12 years old and mixed up with coke.

>>736435021
Wife checks my phone nigger so I act like I saved for the feet tall. Like men are gross this nigga likes feet

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A personal slut who knows how to cook and clean, and turns into a six pack and a pizza at midnight and back at dawn.

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>>736435821
>even worst
>not understanding comparatives and superlatives
>failing to grasp a rule of grammar most 6 year olds have mastered

end your worthless fucking life please

>>736435148
I'm not fat but can I be your girlfriend?

>>736435819
yeah stick to your vidya games

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A racist, bachelors or masters degree 1.70m or taller girl with abs and blue or green eyes

female and breathing

>>736435795
Yeah I get it, but you're probably slightly gay.
She just looks like a generic gopnik from afar.

>>736435993
I have low standards.

>>736435693
She wasn't when we got together. Textbook, right?

>>736435234
It was a unique atmosphere, I really enjoyed it. I think I liked ES more than KS. I'm sure I'll be stake for heresy for saying that here.

>>736435944
Yeah I'm not good with english. Still learning.
Can Someone correct my shitty sentence?
I still don't get it.

>>736435944
>even worst

Dumb ass.

>>736435503
These kind of girls almost don't exist anymore in America, or most western countries. Godspeed to you sir.

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>>736435913
>Wife checks my phone nigger
>Wife
>nigger
>nigga
pussywhipped nigger casual detected

>>736435993
pretty much this...
...well, let's say between 8 and 30 yo for now.

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Physically - Feminine. Idc big or small tits or butt, I just want her to be really feminine.
Emotionally - to be able to keep up with my depressing mood swings and comfort me. Also a lot of cuddles.

Too bad I suck~

>300lb silverback gorilla
>dreadlocks and weave
>smells like BO
>blames problems on whitey
>smart and attractive

>>736435993
Probably a little unrealistic anon.

>>736434752
If you lay Holodomor at the feet of Stalin you're a fucking retard my guy. Now go suck some Nazi dick and get off the internet.

>>736435944
Isn't it ironic you start your own sentence off incorrectly? Worse/worst.

>>736434955
I am not at all into makeup and shit, dude ;-).
I already know what I want, but that does not change the fact that I have a boring life and do not cross paths with interesting people. cheers.

one who says "yes massah" and works in a corn field Lelelel xD

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>>736431817

>>736434094
I too wish to indulge in the sweet nectar of of a millennial

>>736436191
At least I'm not ded inside and didn't sniff my doodie infused toilet paper as a child

>>736436090

I still think KS was better..Simply because the routes were way more developed and unique to each character.
I enjoyed ES but I got bored a few times because of all the parts that had to be skipped.
The bad endings hits you really hard if you're a neet though. It's like a fucking mirror.

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>>736436124
Kek

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>>736431817
I want an older Mommy gf who will keep me locked in chastity and fuck my boypussy every day.

Someone open minded, intelligent. If possible, loves to travel.

>>736436450
I can

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>>736431817
I want an attractive and intelligent woman since theres so much variety to choose from i feel that really narrows my "individual" preferences for a bitch to cuck me out of a prenup lol

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One that's hot but self conscious about it so she dresses frumpy.

>>736434863
i want 2 D:

>>736431817
Take away two c's n your in business..

>>736435118
All I'm saying is you're a kulak motherfucker now go blow your nazi boyfriend

>>736436225
It's funny, if you change that from black to white you get all my fiends fat dumb republican suburban wives

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>>736436482
>projecting
>implying
You are on /b/. In a thread about what your dream girl would be like. You admitted your wife checks your phone, and you let her, and you also take measures to subvert that so you can still have a little bit of freedom. You are far and beyond more pathetic than I could ever hope to be.

>>736435925
faggot

>>736434863
i really want 6

come on baby XD

>>736436604
Kill yourself

>>736436662
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

>>736436629
Where did I say black? Fucking racist

Is it me for a lot of people love milf women nowadays?

>>736436493
Yeah, KS was more thoroughly defined for individual routes. Miku's route though, that fucked me up. For a long time I thought I was on a bad ending.

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>>736431817
I want this one.

>>736435952
there are people who come pretty close to that or have those elements in part, but it's the upper class.

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>>736431817
A cute European girl who is intelligent and passionate about art. We'd push each other to always better ourselves and someday travel the world.

>>736436688
I liked it better when people didn't say that every two seconds.

>>736434863
Rollo

>>736436719
like a whinny lil faggot who doesn't live life because it hurts?

>>736436744
Some MILFS are hot

>>736434863

Rolll

>>736436732
>silverback gorilla

How is that not describing niggers?

>>736433041
super small hands and feet so probably just a fat pussy

>>736431817
The opposite of my last one

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>>736436657
Nice one brah brah

>>736434863
Pretty decent anime
rollin

Rooll

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i love the woman from these photos
why don't you love her too, anon?
don't look at her much tho or i'll fuck you up

>>736434863
2 or 7 les go

>>736436889
>smart and attractive
I identify as gorilla-sexual you bigot

There are some decent people on 4chan. I must admit I'm impressed.

I want someone with personality and charisma. Someone independent.

>>736436732
>>736436889

Oh great, the sjw republican and the racist liberal found each other.

>>736434863
No 2 was basically my high school gf.

>>736437078
wee woo wee woo
autism alert
autism alert
wee woo wee woo weeow

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>>736436952
>confirmed nigger
oshit.jpg

>>736434863
roll for 2

>>736437101
wew!

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>>736437199
Why? Because I want a girl who I could stand to be around and who I have shit in common with? Pic related, it's you

>>736437101
same

>>736436751
Yeah it was a fun one.
But I think they over did it a little.
At fist it was like
>ohh, or right! Those fucking Russians! they know how to fuck with your brain!
But after 30 minutes of brain twisting and cheap horror... I wasn't really that involved in the story.
I liked Ulyana's route the most, I think. Just seing her years after at uni with classy clothing.

>>736434863
fuck i'm 2 as hell

>>736437343
WHOAOA!!1! how did you get that pictuere of me??!!???????

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>>736437216
Keep em coming

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>>736434863
Jesus, these are so spot on. Three of my girlfriends have been exactly like these, like E X A C T L Y.

>>736431817
one without a dick

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>>736437445
better get off before your dad catches you on his laptop looking at traps

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Billy.

>>736436688
Yea, trendy niggerfaggot

>>736434863
rooooooool

>>736434863
>Jobfinder

Give me the 4 please.

>>736431817
One that I can fuck with my wife.

>>736434970
>racist pig
What in what he said was racist you retard?

>>736434863
>THIS IS WHAT AUTISTIC WEEBS BELIEVE

>>736437551
Haha nice reaction meme xD I like the file name too it just shows that you have an entire folder full of them!! The difference between me and you is that I didn't come here because of the disgusting tranny but you did. KYS

>>736434863
Re roll for dubs

>>736434863
Let's roll

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This is my gf

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>>736437457
People will always be secretly wary or even disdainful of your presence in public. You will always have less of a chance to get a beautiful white girlfriend. All of your friends will either be black, or be aware that you are their 'black friend.' The social backlash from years of browbeating the public into PC tolerance of niggers will come back to bite you in the coming 8 years. Chances are members of your direct family, extended family, or even yourself are on welfare or drug dealing pieces of human waste that live in low income housing projects. You will never have white children. You will never be anything more than 'that black guy' to the majority of people who know you on an acquaintance level. You will always be ashamed of your race on a deep level, no matter how much you cover for it or act like a 'hard nigga.' No amount of avoidance of black culture will keep it from seeping into your persona. You will always secretly like garbage music and dress like a faggot. You are a nigger.

>>736437771
>7771
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>736431817
One who isn't someone who actually thinks communism could work.

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>>736437894
>b-but I'm better!!
>xD
>KYS
enjoying your first day on /b/? You know only 18+ are allowed here right?

>>736433050
Life is drama, if you're not willing to take the good with the bad, then you'll find no one.

>>736436847
>not getting the joke
lurk more or leave you fucking imbecile

Someone who could deal with my socially awkward ass and push me to make goals and be a better person

What do you think of a girl who is intelligent, extremely autistic, wears shorts with thighs and also long black and white stripped shirt, plays vidya, good tastes in vidya and is anti social and childfree for life

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>current gf
>bpd
>decent but really nice ass
>really kind but edgy like me
>low self esteem but not really, has cheated on me in the past.
>shoulder length black hair
>5'3
>110 lbs
>emo and likes basic music

>preferred gf
>5'5 or 5'6
>half white half indian, or half spic i just want that lighter brown skin.
>anti liberal and libertarian
>no problem with being the person who stays home. I don't want my girl working at all.
>low self esteem so she doesn't cheat.
>d cup tits, and a perky but not too big ass.
>kinky and open minded.
>happy but not dumb, iq atleast 120.
>likes all kinds of music not just generic fucking twenty one pilots trash
>racist but not really like me
>cute asshole not blown out or any nasty ass shit, I have an ass fetish.
would want her to look like this bitch off buzz feed.

>>736438071
OH fuck youw the same loser from yesterday. When is your skank ass mother going to stop letting her tard offspring roam the internet

>>736431817
Ctrl+f Combined Community Codec Pack

0 results

I am disappoint.

>>736438288
>wears shorts with thighs
the "extremely autistic" part is a bit of a deal breaker

at least average looking

>>736438397
By that I mean she is utterly bad at communication

>>736438288
>extremely autistic
Can you be more specific?
I don't like my girls screaming and drooling all day.

>>736438300
you want your gf not to cheat because she has no self esteem not and because she doesn't want? do you not even consider that as a possible realistic scenario? ;-)

>>736437956
Wud a nigger buy a 400dolla kitty litter box

>>736438618
Just someone with no social skills. Kinda shy and awkward. Weird sense of humor.

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>>736437956

>>736438544
also a deal breaker that'd be a fucking nightmare

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>>736431817
A big bitch like this.

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need more explanation ?

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>>736438311
Same loser from yesterday? wtf are you talking about, you realize this entire site is anonymous right? And damn dude you're damage controlling hard, just quit 4chan already. There's enough normie in you to fit in fine with the rest of the brainless thoroughfare so just get to it.

>>736438753
the type of humor that'd make you cringe and wonder why her parents didn't use birth control or just "different"?