Femanon here, I'll say anything you want on Vocaroo, ANYTHING

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Dr. Pavel, I'm Cee Aye Ay. He wasn't alone. Uh, you don't get to bring friends. They're not my friends. Don't worry, no charge for them. And why would I want them? They work for the mercenary, the masked man. Bane? Aye. Get em on board I'll call it in.

(Cee Aye Ay)
The flight plan I just filled with the Aegean Sea list Smee, Maimen, Dokh Teur, Pavelheer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu, Ferstuan Tutok, Getstu Staion, Maier Kraft, Whupaid Yu Tugrab, Doctor Pavel, Hedidin Flai ,Sogud Huans, Totrai Neckst, Telmi Abaut Bein, Vaidas Hiwer D'mesk, Lada Loial T., Fora Haiard Gann-
(Bane voice)
Orpher Haps, Hees Van Dering, Wai Soman, Wood Schut, Amann B. Fore, Trov Inghym, Audava Plain.
(CIA continues)
Atlist U. Cantack, Hu Ariou.
(Bane)
Idasant Mather, Hu Viar, Vat Mathers, Isaur Plen, Noan Kerred, Whu I. Vas, Anteel Ai, Puttan Damask.
(CIA)
Iffai Pul Datov, Will U. Dai.
(Bane)
Itwood B., X. Trimley, Pei Nful
(CIA)
Yor Abig ghuy
(Bane)
Foryu ......., Daktor Pavel, Refyu Zed, Aur Ofer, Infa Vor Ovyors, Weei Yar, Tufain d'Aut, Vathi Tould U.
(Dr. Pavel)
Nathing, Issed Nathing.
(CIA)
Wel Kong, Rachu Leishons, Yu Gatt, Yorself Cot, Uats Denext, Stepov Yor, Masterplan.
(Bane)
Kra Shing, Di Splane, Vid Nossur Viverse
(CIA)
Nodis Kant, B. Happinin, Imin Charjeer
(Bane)
Nothay X., Spect Wun, Uvusin, The Wreckage Brother
(Brother)
Havwee Star, Ted Thawfyr
(Bane)
Yesstha Fyr, Rye Zizz, Cawm Dawndoc, Turrnowz Nawthatyme, Forfeer, Datkuhms Laytur

>>736427491
Can you sing "it's all gone I'm waiting for the end" in a melancholic voice. If you a male that's cool too.

>>736427679
What the fuck man

"a suuuuuh dude"

Say a yeeeoot!

"It's time to STOP"

>>736427491
I came here to chew ass and kick gum, and I'm all outta gum.

>>736428285
Fuck, I meant 'all outta ass'.

>>736427491
please fart. pls op.

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>>736427491
Fuck that. I'm a dude, I'll say anything you want on Vocaroo better than her.

>>736427491
Hoho! Anon you fool! You fell for it! You've been 「Baited」!
That's my stands power! My stand「No life」allows everything to slide off me!
You feel it don't you? That anger feeds me! 「Bait」allows me to sap your anger for a couple of laughs! You took it 「Hook」,「Line」and 「Sinker」!
Tell me how you feel in these moments anon?
Perhaps you have 「No life」aswell? Maybe our 「Bait」canceled eachother.
Who knows....who knows...

Viva la pepa, temperley es el gande del sur

Try to say "melaneeesa"

OP are you dieded?

>>736428451
Okay, the game's on. BOTH you and OP record the Marine Sniper Copypasta:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>736427491

In an enthusiastic voice:
"The power of grimdark compels you!"

In a sad voice:
"This is how to slay an angel."

Thanks OP! I believe in you!

>>736428451
Do >>736427679

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>>736427491
"Please phil stop it's too big no no stop you bastard you're not allowed to fuck me stop stop you fucking bastard im too good for you no dont cum in me no no please dont stop"

And make it sound sexual you cunt.

19 replies and no vocaroo. We've been baited gents.

Ubludok mat tvou ebal, pidor suja ebaniy, tvar, pizdabol, shlukha, blyad! Hule to viebiveshsya? Na penyok sel — kosar dolzhen!

Ebatsya v bane ochhen horosho
Chlen horosho vhodit da escho I teplo.

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>>736428965

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>>736428965

Come on, I'm sure OP will deliver!

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>>736427491
"Okay, you were right, I was wrong. Sorry"

I just want to see if it's physically possible

>>736427491
Islam is a pile of shit.
Mohammed is its stench.
And his followers are the flies.

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>>736428965

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jIlDhEygEK

>>736428451
>>736428636
done

>>736429694
Do mine
>>736428757

And make it sound sexual you cunt

>>736429694
Op delivars!

No OP but couldn't leave you fucks hanging
>>736427761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ETA7ULTym3
>>736427948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vD5YrLCpPR
>>736428016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z8Scs2VKrR
>>736428060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UH6yorDX2n
>>736428285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n1XjpOwLRj

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>>736427491
Nathan has a really impressive cock. Fuck I want to try it again.

Pic related.

>>736428510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m1boQMyyOV
>>736428636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EXOW37KuZ1
>>736428675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sVapy0Auen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wYWCZC87Qj

>>736430050
but your cock is less than average.

>>736428757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vwCiVB8kjB
>>736429192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sSNNz1YXoE
>>736429441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1htd1JrsfeE
>>736429482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sxwqzB5Qtj

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>>736430804

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In a excited voice. "So what are you gonna do at 420? You know the usual eat some moonsugar. The average shit

"Makoto is bullied every time you procrastinate."

I thank you a lot if you say this <3

>>736430804
quit making weird voices.
or better yet, just quit.
please.

Zeta so rad a cute
A CUTE

>>736427491
"Hey David it's Candace. How about instead of Starbucks on friday, you come over and watch me suck a big meaty dock cock? I promise to swallow! *teehee*"

>>736431617
dog cock*

>>736427491
Say "All you do is boast"
and then "World wide web"
"Come get your stimuli"
"world wide west"

Its for a song I am making :)

"Liv MacCartan is a ginger whore"

>>736431978
Trying to impress the ladies, eh anon?

hehee someone please say this
"Anna is honestly the sexiest person I've ever met. Fuck, I want my cock inside that hot piece of ass"

>>736427491
Say:"Femanon here, I'll say anything you want on Vocaroo, ANYTHING" with an actual femanonvoice inverted

>>736427491
Hey OP you son of a gun, glad you're back
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LSEfTKBgJi
Im the anon that requested you to read this

>>736432370
Summer is here it seems

>>736430050
Lol, what a pencil-dick

>>736431607
Roll for this

>>736431248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kMVqxdxx93
>>736431306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xe5G3ilKwC
>>736431480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14mFywgpGLx
>>736431548
I got you boo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gDd07jlUgL
>>736431617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V544bdRy6T
>>736431790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DnV2ZCqRPv
>>736431978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12zUCeMXBvV

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>>736432370

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HIT ME WITH THAT WET DICK DADDY
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>736432618
lmao wtf

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>>736432347
Samefagging here. Please read the following:
"Allahu Akbar, Khaleed! Your phallus is as big as a T.O.W Missle! Sweet holy Allah, forgive me for submitting to my unholy desires. Inshallah, Khaleed, give me your dusty hummus! I want it all! I want you to explode inside me! aH ahhh Ahhh Oh, Allah, Aaaaaaallllaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuu AKHHHBARRRRRRRRR NIGGA"

>>736432150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hxTBXBuWqj
>>736432175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OIHiHPixas
>>736432370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s139e2HZwper
>>736432929

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PdYWM5Bwau

>>736433119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13KQu3LvK44
>>736433033
q8^)

>>736433130
that
was
HOT

>>736433383
If you want more just let me know. I got all your sexy voice lines covered

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10owTBT1MRW

>>736433383
discord gg/f5NUz6X
also here is the discord group if you want more later or live shit

>>736429977
Nice, but I said 'all outta ass', not 'gum'. Thanks anyway.

Robine are full of nerds.

Pronounced Row-Bine

I wanna suck your cock while fingering your ass and making you lick my finger afterwards. You will keep licking my finger while I'm thrusting my cock inside your ass from behind.

I know you want it, Zeta so rad.

You'll be my slave - my qt twink slave that is. I know that this is your dream, stop being tsundere.

I want to be the man who's fucking you while you're still a man, and I'll watch you tranforms into a qt trap in front of me when you're taking hormones everday under my supervision.

I'll fuck you when you're a boy.

And I'll keep fucking you when you're transformed into my little girl slave.

I can't wait to see your balls shrink and your penis become feminine. I'll carress them with my tongue everyday before we go to sleep, baby.

Your breast... Oh my god!

I will suck your puffy nipple until there will be milk coming out of it!

>>736433796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WnOiD4wU3P
>>736433850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15d0kAzVzz6

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>>736427491
"My ass tastes like garlic bread and I don't say 'no'."

Don't ask questions

"Fuck, Anna, those tits are amazing. My cock is diamonds right now"

>>736434065
goo (DOT )gl (SLASH) qPh7JW

Read the entire thing please <3

>>736433870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V6SyMS3hHS
>>736434103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eHzm57otGf
>>736434106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CODszVO4oo
>>736434395
I'm not going to any short link lol

>>736429694
Amazing

>>736434661
Thank youuu

>>736427491
oh boy i sure love progressive metal

>>736434661
Outstanding. Thank you for your service.

>>736434661
L-lewd!

OP plz say, "Maj Craig is a dizzy bitch." in a hick accent.

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>>736435666

>>736434661
its a google doc

1xaTntMUUwhRUSfxXszJM_f6ew8jiutCflPlFXlKp5Sw/edit

>>736434869
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GBiNj4bYwg
>>736435666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Pl5III2mU
thanks satan

>>736427491
Please say, "Strip, spread 'em and bend over"

>>736435979
Hail Satan

>>736435893
>goo (DOT )gl (SLASH) qPh7JW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YJ6XIPos2s
>>736436096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zGywg7UT72

"Bend over, slut. I know you want my hard cock. Dirty girl, you're so wet already."

>>736436919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ysXkBkvCcj

>>736433870
i love you too anon.

just come talk to me.

who knows where it might lead.

Can you say "Sophie im proper confused. I dont know whether i want to see spiderman, the emoji movie or dispicable me 3 with you"

>>736437247
Who are you?

>>736437247
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LNJxZoLb0X
>>736437494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d3ZDwAdVhN

Please say
"My niggas we gotta start respecting women"

>>736437799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yfEMqMAQvh

>>736437910
Good shit

can you say

'The chances of you surviving are comparable to a jew in the holocaust'

>>736427491
Han stop acting like a cunt and start eating cheesburglars like a real man

'Yakub, maker and creator of the devil. Swine merchant! Your time is near at hand, fuck with me and your time shall be now! Your presence here affects the mind of my people like a fever. You, Yakub, are the bearer of nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine diseases, evil, corrupt, porkchop eating brain!'
bretty blease

>>736430433
You are a god among men.

Wanye, you dirty low life nigger, I caught aids from you, and now you are going to pay!!!

>>736427491
>op got us gud

>>736427491
*OP has left the discussion*

Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper,
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper, Why.

Meeting John at Dale's Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger,
Meeting John at Dale's Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger, Why.

A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered,
A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered, Why.

Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren).

I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why.
And we light up the sky.

>>736438059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wyRdo8eBZl
>>736438231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C9z200zKlE
>>736438434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HUPeYinVwk
>>736438575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b0glTudDCi
>>736439239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dLYMKTxCol

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>>736436837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YJ6XIPos2s
You are a god amongst men

>>736439725
You truly are the savior of this thread anon

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>>736427491
Hi, femanon. I´m from Spain, tray to say in my language " Soy una puta y me gusta chupar pollas todo el día "

THANKS a lot

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You sound like the guy from postal, say
"I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first."
and " The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine."

>>736427491
(Use a higher pitched voice for Chen)

Reimu- "By the way, I hear that Mayohiga's items give you good fortune if you take them home..."

Chen- "Yeah, that's true."

Reimu- "Then let the plundering begin!"

Chen- "Uh... what? This is our home. Get out of here now!"

Reimu- "So what happened to "You can't leave once you wander in"?