I have some bat time /b/. Im 20 and i never kissed a girl. Last

OP Here pic unrelated

>>736422176
how did she react?
who initiated?

>>736422176
You need help. She's much too old.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK. SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL.

>>736422267
sorry im so shocked i cant even speak proper english i fapped for her. with the thought of her in my mind.

>>736422285
Op here Come on serious answers i think im losing it .

>>736422176

You are so fucked.

Well done at 20 and your life is over. The kid will tell and your done.

lol well done moron all you had to do was not be fat and go outside and you could have had a girl your own age.

>>736422176
I'm not sure what's more pathetic...the fact that you may really be a pedophile or that you're so desperate you had to do some nasty shit like that, Either way you deserve death.

>>736422346
she asked you to fap for her because she couldn't do it herself?
fuck that's hot
has she always been that horny?

>>736422424
How do you know im fat ? and i didnt touch her. I fapped alone thinking of her.

>>736422496
Not at all she wasn't there i fapped alone thinking of her.

>>736422176
>But after i came up i immediately said . Omg what did i just do ?

What did she reply? Come on man, don't leave us hanging here.

>>736422505
Oh well you're all good then.

>>736422449
Fuck off!!! i asked for help. I KNOW THAT STUPID CUNT!.

>>736422563
wtf bro

you just said you fapped with and for her

1/10 fucking troll thread

>>736422176
dude you are lonley, and to you that was a way of female company, i agree she is too young, call that shit off in your mind that is festering, go to an escort (no shame in that) and just enjoy.

suicide

>>736422586
Read comments i fapped solo. Thinking of her.

>>736422586
>>736422496
>>736422424
>>736422267

You fucking retards he clearly means he fapped thinking about her, not with her.

>>736422664
i already did. But i was so nervous that i couldnt be hard and i couldn't cum.

>>736422717
OP here ty. That's the case.

Well I've given it some thought, and I don't see any alternative to killing the girl. No sense in dilly-dallying. Best to get it over with.

Kill. The. Girl.

>>736422176
At least she was hot and not a whale-in-training. That would be life-ending OP.

so you simply fapped at your house thinking about a young girl? and the problem is?

>>736422717
>clearly

>Last night i fapped with the daugter of my mother's friend.
not my definition of clearly

>>736422176
there is nuffin wrong with being a pedo tbh

>>736422937
She is young and I Think im a pedo.

Well did you imagine her doing sexual things?

>>736423034
everybody's a fucking pedo in their head
now go outside and kick a ball or something

>>736423002
It's illegal, it's wrong, and I Wouldn't want that for my own daugter (If i had) so yeah it is.

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>>736422176

>>736423101
Terrible things yeah. Op here.

>>736422662
when did he say he did it for her you fucking retard

>>736423179
be more detailed. for the scientific part

>>736423160
Im speaking fag. answering to every comment. Why is that bait since im annonymous kys.

>>736422176
Pft a psychologist won't help you get dat pussy.

Start with 8ch then when you're ready make your way into deeper waters. Don't worry fam, you'll be finger-deep in nubile tight pussy in no time.

>>736422176
who got hurt by you thinking of someone while touching yourself? no one.
just don't act on your urges (as in don't actually touch little kids) and no big deal.
jerk off to whatever the fuck you want to. it's between you and your dick.

>>736423217
>>736422346

>>736422505

Because generally speaking fat people are just shit people. If you had being in shape and you were socially healthy, you would never have considered shaking up with a 9 year old.
>>736422717

> Last night i fapped with the daugter of my mother's friend.

Read it aloud and proud anon, what doe's that sentence normally mean?

>Pedo's getting mad af

>>736423323
alright i was wrong and i retract my statement, you have my sincerest apologies.

>>736423269
I Immagined playing and then asking her if she wants to see something . She sais yes. Then i asked her to feel how hard it is and kiss it. But do not tell anyone.

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>>736423271
>kys
>the internet
>GTFO

Post a picture (cropped to avoid reverse search) so we know what you mean by "hot". That's a major factor here.

>>736423217
can you read?

>>736422346
>i fapped for her

>>736423387
No harm no foul good sir. Have a wonderful day on this marvellous place we humbly know as the internet.

>>736423478
I dont have one dude she is 9 are you nuts ?

>>736423378
did a morbidly obese clown touch you when you were a child? It must be difficult finding fat clowns to fuck now that you're old enough to chase after what once traumatized you, but don't worry we're here for you!

>>736423378
That's not true you dont know me nor How and why i got fat. So stfu. Dont judge by appearance only.

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>>736422717

lame

>>736423556
uh...No that did not happen at all.

>>736423548
Hey he's not the one who fapped to a 9 year old

Anyway op here i have to go, i will continue another time. Thank everyone for support and cancer to other pigs.

>>736423556

Nah, but you just did offer up the trope of a fat person being a molester of kids again...

Yeah speaks volumes, fat people are child molesters. Between constantly stuffing your own mouths, the next thoughts are usually 'wish i had a gf' and 'I bet that 9 y/o wants some of my pie'

Every fat person ever, just shitty autistic people.

>>736422717
>>736422837

It's nothing then. Unless you believe you're going to act on those urges. Then you're probably just better off putting a gun to your head because 20 mins of the some the hottest sex you will probably ever have isn't worth being gutted in a prison shower.

>>736422176
There is no known cure of pedophilia. Best you can do is limit your exposure to little girls and don't act on your urges.

>>736423548
You must do if you know her. Check your mom's friend's Facebook.

>>736422176
OP, I'm going to do you a huge favor and be completely honest with you. Don't go to a therapist, in fact, don't tell ANYONE at all. They could put you away just for that because they assume you have 'intent'. So, whatever anyone says, keep it to yourself. It is the same with if you had an urge to kill, or if you were suicidal. Just keep it to yourself and everything will be fine. As for the 20yo virgin, just get a bloody escort or go to the bar and pick up a girl.

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>>736423447
i will not tell not a single soul. All stays between us.
That's really just for the sake of checking how we can cure your shattered mind and save your soul and future.
Please go on, for the said propose of preventing harm.

>>736422176
This happens ALL the time, clearly don't make it known and enjoy your self.