I break into your house to rob your ass. What you gonna do about it?

Kill you.

>>736416853
Kill you.

you wouldn't survive the attempt

>>736416853
You will not rob, you will die. One to the chest, one to the head.

>>736416853
Mossberg Shockwave with mini-shells and buck/bird combo loads. Good luck kiddo, I'm pumping 10 sprays of death out in your general direction.

You'll need something bigger than that peashooter if you want to get out alive, you filthy snow nigger.

>guns are illegal in my country
>it's illegal to defend yourself against robbers (you need to lock yourself in a room and wait for the police)(and they don't do shit)

you wil prob shoot me and I can't do anything about it

>>736416853
>Show you my 12 gauge
>Explain to you why challenging me with your little hand gun is fucking retarded
>Leave you fill of buckshot

>>736417034
>snow nigger
jesus the way people try to shoehorn nigger into every insult is just getting retarded

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>>736416853
Dying aint much of a livin boy.........

>>736417327
Cringe

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>>736416853


take you to my basement and rape you

>>736416853
Ever seen the spread of a 4/10 shell out of a handgun? It ain't pretty, scrub.

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>>736416853
I'm afraid that your death will be a little painful, but very very disgraceful

>>736416853
Explain to you very carefully that this is now a rape and if I get resistance it will be a murder.

>>736418033
Very nice, SAR-2? SAR-3?

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Well, let's see.
>first you'll need a boat since I live on an island
>once on the island you'll need to defend your self against Oden, Balder and Freja, my two rottweilers & mastiff
>by now I'm most likely aware of you attemp and have called the cops
>and as the final insult to injury, I'll shoot your ass full of 00Buck or maybe a slug
>hell maybe I'll spot you before you reach my island and take out the .308 and have you lined up before you reach the shore

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>>736418276
Bulgarian BSR 74

>>736416853
Pop 3 holes in you with an ar

I don't really have anything you want, trust me.

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I'll let my machines take care of this one.

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>>736416853
Kill you

>>736417118
Poland?

>>736418772
If It's not Poland, it's Denmark.

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>>736416853
>I break into your house
Let me stop you there.
I really hope you can swim.

>>736416853
Autistic Tyler Durden

>>736418891
Oh, alright then

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>>736418503
Looks very close to a SAR, how do you like the bulgy?

>>736416853
Hopefully knock you out with the cinder block I keep on the ledge above my door. Then I would quickly tie you down because your probably bigger than me. If you survive I torture you until the police show up. I go to jail and you'll get a go fund me. Fucking Canada

>>736416853
"Safety's on... rookie."

>>736416853
What are you, black?

>>736418772
the Netherlands.......

>>736416853
>I break into your house to rob your ass. What you gonna do about it?

Ask you to leave. Then put a large hold in your former chest cavity with my .44

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>>736416853
Shoot you with pic related

>>736417949
Judgement will be passed.

>>736419024
Build a trapdoor behind your front door.
That can't possibly be illegal?
Burglar opens door, enters and falls. Preferably onto some 5ft razor sharp spikes.

Jokes aside it's very similar here in Sweden. You can defend your self but the amount of "defense" can often be considered extreme...
An old man recently shot and killed two young men who were trying to enter his house with knives and axes while screaming death threats at him. Guess what? He's in jail... Why? He shot one of them in the back when he was running.

>>736418957
Not so well treated (including surface treatment) as my other rifles e.g. Vz's or L1A1, it's just simple design and inexpensive to manufacture (I had no futile demands on it)

5,45 is incredibly comfortable and fun round, with minimal recoil

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Thats not good for your health

>>736419382
That's not a bad idea. But the government would probably say " you should have put a warning on your front door or something "

And that's terrible about the old man. He should really be rewarded

Summary of the thread:

>If you break into someone's house
>Expect to get shot
>Don't wanna get shot?
>THEN DON'T FUCKING BREAK INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE

died

>>736417189
t. tumblrina

>>736418503
why is your skin so pale?

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>>736419382
That fucking case was retarded. I mean really.
But luckily enough it seems he might get a different sentence soon.
For everyone else here.
>68 year old man is at home
>his neighbors sons are always harassing him
>in October they were suddenly outside his house, breaking windows and threatening his life
>old man did what any sane person would do
>he gets his trusty shotgun
>warns them first
>they are still trying to enter on both sides of his house at the same time
>he fires while standing in his hallway
>boom, first brother hit
>other brother turns around just as the man fires again
>they both survive long enough to run a few yards from his house, leaving a trail of knives and axes behind them
>old man then calls his relative and said relative contacts the cops
>he is arrested for two murders...
>sentence got worked down to manslaughter in defense and 4 years in prison
>it's currently in court again since he wants the sentence gone completely and so do many others
Here is the locations of said brothers when the cops found their bodies.

>>736416853

Joke's on you, my house is built from radioactive asbestos. Sorry about your lungs...

>>736419991
Because I'm not a negger, I also work in the office most of the day...

>>736420417
Are you also from Scandinavia?

>>736420439
No, technically, I'm Slavic, but about my genes, I'm not sure.

>>736416853
Stab you then shoot you with your own gun then cut your head off isis style and microwave it until it explodes then drop kick it and stomp on your corpse until your guts spill out like an empty toothpaste bottle. Then call the cops and have them clean up the mess niBBa

>>736420695
Still pretty north, I guess.

>>736416853
Just let you idrgaf. Take what you want tbh. Nothing here worth getting killed over

>>736420762
Czech republic, with full-fledged aryan features

>>736420773
ULTIMATE CUCK DETECTED

>>736416853
I have a loaded, sawed off pre-Cerebrus Remington 870

Come at me

>>736420957
>full-fledged aryan
>not full-fledged faggot

>>736416853
a 5.7 bullet to your forehead would probably blow up your skull

I live on a military base...

>>736420773
I not only hope your house gets robbed I sincerely hope the bastards murder your fucking faggot ass.

>>736421247
knock his face right off. i wish i had an 870. buckshot or slugs?

>>736416853
Kill you.

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>>736417189
>implying anyone trying to commit a crime isn't a nigger
>implying nigger is a racial slur against only black people in CURRENTYEAR
>implying

>>736421629
You're a nigger too

>>736416853
Rob what I'm broke XD

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>>736417164
You seriously think you'll be able to have a conversation in that situation? While you're busy talking trying to act cool, I'll shoot you in your fat face and then steal all your anime figurines.

>>736418503
Fuck the gun, I wanna see your pretty boi pussy now

>>736417327
nice airsoft

>>736422030
KYS

360 slam

>>736422085
NO U

>>736416853
The trash in my house will probably slow you down. And that leaves me to get my shotgun to blow your head off.

I'll shoot you with my AR-15 because you are a fag with a glock and a ruger 10/22

Let's just say. ...ALOHA SNACK BAR

>>736416853
There is nothing of value in my ass, so whatever.

Honestly If you didnt know I was home I'd sneak out as quietly as I could or hide if I couldn't then call the police. Not worth having a shoot out and risk dieing I'd let the police sort it out. Assuming I could clearly see you were armed if I couldn't I'd probably shoot you.

Throw my anime body pillow at you then charge you with my katana and behead you reeeeeeeee

>>736422453
So if you could see he was armed you'd still be too much of a bitch to shoot him?

>>736416853
Two bullets to the chest to stop and drop you, and then one to the head to kill you.

>>736422453
CUCK

>>736418033
What's the dildo for

>>736422699
Sorry I answered the question honestly unlike anyone else in here is. Let me fix my answer I'd grab the gun right out of his hands then pistol whip him with it then shoot him in the head twice because I'm so great and awesome that I could easily fight an armed attacker one on one.

>>736422614
If he already has the gun in his hand then he already has the upper hand if I could get the jump on him for example he has the gun tucked away in his waste band then sure I'd probably confront him with my gun drawn ready to kill him. But if he has in it his hand upon entering. I probably wouldn't. Why go into a fight I could avoid if I wasnt pretty confident I'd win. I'm just an average dude not Rambo.

>>736423212
>he thinks he's in a movie

Just stop posting

>>736416853
What kind of stuff would you take? I don't keep much cash here, and most of my valuable stuff is bulky, not easy to fence, and easy to replace. So I exercise my duty to retreat while the only assets I care about (me and my data backed up to several locations) are untouched.

>>736423695
Obvious sarcasm was obviously not obvious enough.

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>>736416853
I'd attempt to pull the two pissed-off Caucasian shepherds that would be waiting for your ass, off of you. Personally I'd rather be shot, than mauled by such massive dogs, fiercely territorial dogs. Don't worry though, I'm armed to the teeth too, I just don't have any desire to ever use my firearms on another human. I'm funny like that.

>>736422935
Armed sodomy
>>736423614
He probably wouldn't even shoot, your just a pussy. I'd dump a whole magazine into this niBBa armed or not

>>736423846
So this idiot would shoot your dogs and then come after you but you're too much of a bitch to defend yourself? Isn't that what guns are for? Just shoot OP and let the dogs eat him

>>736419127

it's a glock, only safety is a trigger safety, dumbass.

>>736416853
>>>736417034
>>snow nigger
>jesus the way people try to shoehorn nigger into every insult is just getting retarded
You must be new around here.

>>736423882
typing in the letters niBBa on an anonymous forum, yikes.

>>736416946
Edgefag

>>736424564
niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa NiBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa niBBa

>>736424803
>niBBA

No no no, it's

>nia

>>736424894
Crap, /b/ doesn't process emojis.

>>736424928
XD

>>736422935
>What's the dildo for

Are you kidding?

>>736424928
Newfag detected

>>736425022
Its for cleaning the gun, obviously

>>736424803
the twentieth version is different!?!?

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>>736425119
No, it's for rifle pleasure!

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>>736425297

>>736425284
I typed them all out by hand niBBa

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>>736422081
> airsoft
thats cute

>>736425452
Time to put your dad's gun back before he finds out you took it.

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>>736425449
that begs the question, do you even have hands? and im white, not a nigger.

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>>736425297
>>736425354
>armed sodomy

>>736426481
You've described /k/ quite well

I would probably flashbang you, tie on my trusty table and take a cactus. I will shove it up your ass, and fuck up your teeth while forcing you to swallow them. Im not a horrible person, so i will give you 10 minutes of rest. If i feel tired, i force you to listen justin bieber, knock you out and carry you somewhere far from my house.

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>>736427743

>>736427743
I just forgot my cactus died, i suck at gardening.

>>736427983
Oh man where can i find those? I really would like to test one out. What do you use to clean the blood?

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>>736428195
They are a bit difficult to handle, there is a lot of dangers...

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>>736428654
>>736428195

>>736428700
Got more? Is that you or your victim? And do you have any cacti with longer spikes?