Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>736373606
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>736404746
My HDD died like last tuesday so I was without PC until friday.
>>736403846
Hello again, Mash!
anyone elses waifu eat the corpses of their enemies before selling their home planet?
>>736405023
Hello darling
>>736405155
I'm not Ben -_-
>>736405343
He doesn't watch nisekoi -_-
Are you doing ok?
Claim
>>736404765
7
>>736404825
7.5
>>736404859
8.5
>>736404985
7
>>736405101
No
>>736405354
7
>>736405693
Ohayo darling~ *kissu*
>>736405778
Don't -_-
>>736405101
Vegeta is at the mercy of Goku
>>736405778
no you dont'n't
>>736405778
>>736404859
<3
>>736406042
Have you read the manga
>>736405491
Make him watch it -_-
I'm alive
>>736405919
Do -_-
>>736406029
5
>>736406038
4
>>736406042
5.5
>>736406102
5.5
>>736406224
I'm almost done with it -_-
Good
>why do you guys watch anime?
>>736406442
Not -_-
inb4 404
Guess Mash left...
Who's Waifu should I fap to?
>>736407491
Yours
>>736406608
Ok -_-
>>736407491
if you have to ask, you aren't ready.
>>736407563
*Kiss*
>>736406605
I enjoy it
>>736408471
How dare you enjoy something.
>>736404985
lost all my replies
>>736408791
Ah, so you're still here kinda. How are you?
>found this
>>736409093
>saved
pretty good, but my arms a little tired from mixing ingredients so fast, im too lazy to get the mixer thing out
>>736409583
Mixing isn't fun if you have to do it for so long. Or if you mess up somehow. I would say it's good to use the mixer in some situations, but not all.
>>736404765
taokaka is the best cat waifu
>>736409695
i mostly like to use my hands because i can feel with the batter is "just" right. cant do that with a machine and thats why people love my cooking!
how are you today, rem?
>saved
>>736409942
I would love to have something made by you. Do you tend to see familiar faces?
I'm doing good, but I didn't sleep too much, but that's okay.
>there's quite a handful from this artist
>>736410466
i would love to bake something for you, but you might get fat!
and absolutely, i see familiar faces often...um... they seem to be getting fatter too. hm..
Why didn't you sleep much? Don't eat cake before bed!
>>736410466
looks like things are about to get a bit lewd in that picture
>>736410881
Oh, don't worry about that. You only have to worry about me getting diabetes (and me asking too often maybe).
I don't get much sleep because it doesn't come too easy.
>>736410939
Possibly, so let's lighten the mood
>>736411262
>>736410939
Tbh in that picture it looks like someone hurt Mash's feelings and Rem's trying to comfort her and doesn't want her to be sad
>>736411189
Love you
>>736411189
>sits
>>736411262
Y-you shouldn't eat your own product! first rule of selling!
you should get some ninis if you need it
>>736411262
whaa! who's making those imagies!
>>736411366
you have a weird mind, anon
>>736411671
Mash's face is like sad looking and Rem is freaking because she doesn't want Mash to be sad.
You have a lewd mind, sono
>>736411366
I would comfort Mash any day.
>>736411671
I've been in the restaraunt business, it's okay to eat some if you have enough to sell for the rest of the day. You can always bring a lunch if it bothers you.
The author is some guy on pixiv.
>>736411748
sono?
>>736411805
but i'll get fat
fat!
>>736411805
Mash is a slut though
>>736411813
People still think you're Sonokawa
>>736411913
That's why we bike ride~
>>736412016
He is sonokawa
>>736404765
Anime waifus are trash. My Little Pony for life.
>>736412016
i wish people werent so dumb
oh oh what kind of bike do you have?
i want a bike that rides on snow and ice but i dont think they exist yet
>>736412232
proof?
>>736412232
Sono was banned yesterday.
>thank god
>>736412272
Ayy my man!
>>736412324
Sono may be dumb but he knows how to get around a ban
>>736412295
You've said it lol
>>736411484
That was random
>>736411671
Hello there mash
>>736412004
A slut for Asians maybe, which luckily I am.
>>736412295
I have those bikes for uh... Couples? The two seaters where both people have to pedal.
>very lewd
>blush
>>736412471
I'm a bit depressed right now and I need comfort
>>736412538
I'm at work. Message me in disc and I'll reply to it when I'm home
>>736412369
My Nigga!
>>736412415
who even are yew
>>736412471
hi shinoa, ive started that anime and meow im up to episode two and im enjoying it so far
>>736412529
hehe that sounds like a lot of fun~
now i really want to ride with you now -.-
>>736412653
Why can't we use TG instead?
>>736412937
I wanna fuck your tight ass with my greasy Asian cock
>>736412937
Me too tbh. Nothing but silence and me where I am, so basically pretty fucking lonely.
>>736413008
who are youuu
>>736413121
you're wonderful rem <3
oh i have to sweep up now since no one is here to get in my wai
>cheek kissu
bye rem!
>>736413307
Bye Mash, see you soon!
>this makes the Rem blush
>>736413121
Fucking faggot stop feeding sonokawa
>>736413413
You don't seriously like this loser?
>>736413419
But Sonokawa is a cutie and so is mash, if they were the same person it wouldn't even matter.
>>736413547
Pretty much this. Don't understand why people care.
>>736413547
They're both cringey
>>736413651
I'm taking out my frustrations on other people because of depression and I don't want other people to be happy if I'm not
>>736413773
But that would only make you feel more miserable.
>>736413773
I can see why you think that but that's what makes them charming.
>>736413818
Well I need someone to love me or I shitpost myself until I cry
>>736413878
Psychopaths are charming
>>736413921
Love yourself and fuck everyone else.
>>736413959
No I'm an insecure faggot who needs someone to love me or I try to manipulate them into loving me
I dont want to go to work
>>736413930
They are!
>>736414124
Lol shut up Louise
>>736413419
It ain't Sonokawa. Whatever he said, it was to get closer to Louise lmao.
>>736413468
Got a problem?
do any of you play run escape?
I am here! How is everyone?
>>736416086
Fighting with work because they are stupid.
>>736415719
Yes. Rarely.
I have to go now. My stay was short but it was comfy.
>>736414164
Then don't
>>736416086
*smooches*
>>736416086
Bad
>>736416315
Coworkers or bosses witch is being the pain?
>>736416334
?! :o
>>736416420
Aw why is that?
>>736416455
Boss, wants me to do something when I have a flight. His stuff can wait until tomorrow.
>hitagi
>>736416455
Idk
>>736416528
wow sounds like a needless crap. What is your job about?
>>736416623
>Hugs
Dose this help?
>>736416728
Im a blackhawk crew chief, I am a mechanic for the helecopter and make sure pilots dont do stupid things to break it.
>>736416728
>>736416808
Pretty sure I told you this if its diver Yuno.
>>736412937
Oh really? What episode are you on? Do you see why I love shinoa?
>>736412951
We don't have each other on that silly
>>736416728
It helps a lot
Ok, I really cant procrastinate any longer im out. See you guys later tonight.
>>736416808
:o wow sutch a action packed life
>>736416845
This is diver Yuno. You seem to have over looked some thing, I am very forget full. (like seriously I can't remember my mums maiden name and have to call her when ever I get my self locked out an account)
>>736417241
i am glad to hear that. So what has you day been like, so that now you need a cwtch
>>736417398
Fair enough friendo
>>736416086
hi retard
>>736413413
what a pain in the butt, the whole floor needed a good mopping too
>>736417178
i'll watch episode 3 tonight
i cant see why you love shinoa, no, i kinda giggled when the mc's family died
>>736417281
aw i wanted to ask you a question
>>736417281
Bye bye
>>736417448
Same to you
>>736417564
Hello
>>736417788
I had to clean a restaraunt a few hundred times over a course of a few years, I imagine a small bakery isn't so bad. Do you have any favorite things you like to make?
>>736417398
A cwtch?
>>736417959
you must be really strong physically :3
i like to make cup cakes and decorate them
>>736418150
Yis
>>736418150
Welsh for a snuggle
welsh me Yuno
>>736418274
Enough to keep you safe ;3
Ooh, decorated cupcakes look so nice. Some of which I just wanna display.
snuggle me Yuno
cwtch me Yuno
>>736418560
Rydych yn cute
>>736418582
>snugs
>>736418602
cwtches
(You) me Yuno
>>736418578
i get sad every time stupid little kids eat them up..
Yuno me Yuno
>>736418391
It was bad
Murder me Yuno
>>736418759
Hai
>>736418759
wie geht es dir mein Freund
>>736418901
He?
>>736418918
aw my snugs aren't good?
>>736418938
But I like talking to you?
>>736418912
Would you be sad if I shared them with you?
Skin me Yuno
>>736419091
You've never spoken to me before
>>736419113
yes i would
i made them for you!
no sharign!
>got a costumer, i'll be right back
>>736419091
My day was bad but they made it good
>>736419225
You are not normal spam friend?
>>736419332
Awww, you wouldn't even have a small bite?
Not even for me?
> see you soon
>>736417788
>>736419363
What happened to make it bad?
Can I claim a waifu thats already been claimed a while ago?
>>736418982
Hey
>>736419091
Gut, danke der Nachfrage, und dir?
>>736420100
I have nothing to do
>>736420178
Hi
>>736420114
Yes
>>736419380
No
>>736420420
Nice. I just don't wanna get confused with someone else.
Claiming Lucy.
>>736420178
Nachfrage? did I mess some thing up I don't think I mad a demand
>>736420388
have you got a hobby?
>>736420477
:o it was a red head all along!
>>736420556
You have good taste
>>736419974
What's wrong, Shinoa?
>>736420388
Ho
>>736420753
Haha nah, it just means "thanks for asking" in this context ("nachfrage" = "after question")
>>736420556
Nana-chan is better.
>>736420753
I adore her much. Its been a while since I finished the anime though buts its still one of my favorites.
>>736420971
She is cute, but I think Lucy is better.
>>736421145
Lucy doesn't compare to Nana-sama.
>>736420753
She's a brunette
>>736420753
Video games and stuff but i'm bored of them
>>736420871
Hello
>>736420871
My German still needs improvement haha
ich bin gut. Ich bin heute faul gewesen.
>>736421145
I know that feeling. I like lucy a lot one of my favourite characters of all time.
>>736421345
Looked like see had red in that pic :P
>>736421478
Do you go to the gym?
>>736421683
You said that perfectly fine tho
"Ich bin gut" only means you are good at something in this case. Say "Mir geht es gut" oder "Ich bin okay" instead
>>736421478
Howdy
>>736421326
I don't think so though.
>>736421683
Exactly. Despite her murderous sides she's the best.
>>736421683
No, i've never been to one
>>736421900
Yo
>>736420388
Start learning German then
>>736422112
Hallo
>>736422249
Idk how
>>736422249
I don't know any more things
>>736421900
okay is in German?
>>736422009
Haha I am in no place to judge others on having murderous waifus
>>736422112
You should consider it, after a work out you brain drugs you up and makes you feel good and that hormone hit makes you like every thing a hole lot more
>>736422517
You're right about that. But they are the best aswell.
>>736422009
You must be delusional, then.
>>736422472
Just look up some words and try
Does that mean I win this
>>736422517
We do use a lot of english words
You can just call things "nice" in a german sentence and it's perfectly normal for instance
>>736422704
Not really. I have my tastes, you have yours.
>>736422517
Maybe i will, thanks
>>736422768
What words
What do you win
>>736422795
seems i have better taste than you
>>736422912
Like Hallo
This greeting-competition
>>736423029
What does that mean
I didn't know it was a competition
>>736422672
Ah it is nice to know your girl can be a bit of a hand full some times you know?
>>736422768
I think English has made its way in to so many other languages just cos English speakers invent a lot so the names create a sort of staging plat form.
>>736422912
I recommend swimming!
>>736423533
Yeah. Anyway I'm gonna vidya.
>>736423105
Hello
Uhh then it wasn't I guess
>>736423533
nah Germans invent everything
It just dominates modern electronics stuff since that comes mostly from the US
>>736423533
I don't know how to so i'll probably drown
>>736423687
You said it was so you won it
Nana is the best of all time.
>>736416329
Being military makes that hard
>>736423674
ok have fun
>>736423687
HAHA no
Speaking of electronics do you want to know the welsh for microwave oven
>>736423869
Ah that could be a problem then
>>736423869
But it can't have been a contest if you thought otherwise
>>736424431
Yeah tho
Sure, the german one would simply be Mikrowelle
>>736424431
It could be a solution as well
>>736424639
I didn't think otherwise, i just didn't think
>>736424639
It is a "popty ping" and yes that it the real name
>>736424945
Swimming lessons for adults aren't to had to come across
>>736421735
hi psychology-anon, can you teach me how to become a sociopath?
>>736424945
But that makes it wrong too
>>736425200
Heh nice word
The german word for airplane is Flugzeug, which simply means fly stuff
>>736425200
But i would have to leave the house for that
>>736425924
We could do it again if you want
>>736425924
Fly stuff! HAHA that is quite good but I can rais you in to more silly words! Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch is a town name
>>736426035
yes I know but you wont stop being board unless you subject yourself to new experiences