Girlfriend is willing to try anything in the bedroom as long

give her the dutch oven, so hot

>>736403896
BUKKAKE

>>736403896
My wife is down for meeting horse hung strangers at our local nude beach and driving them around in her SUV BangBus style while she sucks them off. She's a degenerate whore, I know.

>>736404730
And it also makes you a cuck if you allow her to do this

>>736403896
>not too extreme or freaky

What a fucking prude

>>736403896
piss in her face

>>736404847
He's obviously not satisfying her needs. Probably couldn't get off a virgin.

>>736403896
Beg for a threesome for the remainder of the relationship

>>736403896
Have her take some poppers and get her into fisting and labia stretching

>>736405095
Poppers sure but the other two, no. She has a feminine penis.

ask her if she wants to try charizarding

>>736403896
Get her hooked on smack

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>>736405241
The bitch already goes through 10bags of this shit a day.

>>736405073
I want to have a threesome with her sister so bad, but she would never go for it.

Probably not to the idea of a threesome in general, but how would I propose a MFF threesome with her friend or something?

>>736405419
Bro, the further into the relationship the less is gonna change. Don't fall for the threesome meme unless you want her to dangle it in front of your face until she finally does it without you, with two guys.

>>736404847
I'm not sexually inadequate. Got a big ass dick. Currently fucking a cheating Brazilian wife. And got my Latina FWB that I've been messing with since I was 14 (I'm 39 now). Plus I got my high school recently divorced ex-girlfriend sending me nudes wanting to hang out. And I got a couple of nasty black internet skanks I could fuck but don't really want to. They just get to suck it and take my cum. And finally, I like to whore the wife out cause she's a sizequeen Asian slut. Lining up a gangbang for her. Call it what you want. Don't really care

>>736405419
Just ask her

"When are we getting Anon into bed with us?"

If she doesn't go for it, bring it up with her BFF. You'll get to fuck her either way.

>>736405598
Good for you buddy

>>736403896
Step one: Get peanut butter
Step two: Get a dog
Step three: Eat a peanut butter sandwich with your new dog while you decide what to do with the girl you kidnapped

try to get her to do the land shark

>>736405598
Fucking niggers and spicks is easy

>>736403896
Scream into her ass and see if it makes her cum. You never know.

>>736403896
do it while both of you are stoned

>>736404995
Quite the contrary. Being able to do group stuff with wife is made possible by having a good sex life, not a lack of one. You only understand swinging and groupsex through the lens of cuckoldry because you've been conditioned to.

>>736403896
>willing to try anything in the bedroom
>not too extreme or freaky

Bitch please, fucking pick one.

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>>736406222
That's code language for "I'm not satisfied in the bedroom with you, and I wish it changed but I won't change and nor will you. So I'll just let this bad sex life issue fester until I find a new dick who can actually fuck me like I deserve to be fucked"

>>736405895
It's the duty white men to feed the natives the white meat they crave. I'm operating on a level of sexual/racial supremacy that you cannot comprehend

>>736406035
no, youre a pussy if you let another man fuck your property. legally.

>>736406756
so how many kids if you're some sort of Darwinistic miracle then

>>736403896
Fake prostitution

Have her dress like a hooker and go somewhere (not too) bad

Pick her up. Haggle price. Make her do what you want.

Pay for it. Let her walk ( to her car) home

>>736405598
That's Alot of text

It must mean it's true. Not bullshit, no sir, it's detailed

>>736405598
Right, and I'm a multi-millionaire with a 12 inch penis who has 5 women at his command at all times and graduated from Harvard.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Try Alabama Hot Pocket

Role play where you are the serial killer Michael Meyers, and she's the hot sister that ends up getting fucked by a knife.

Bring in your own sister and kill her for extra points

Give her the old spicy keychain

>>736406816
So in other words, you are completely clueless as to how or why a couple would do a MFM that doesn't involve cuckoldry.

>>736407473
Well seeing as basic human instinct has most men get irrationally angry at the though, seems he knows and you are clueless

It's okay though, the tv has programmed you to be complacent. Shoved the humanity right out of the human

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>>736407641

>>736407641
If you own the pussy sexually, all things are possible. This concept is obviously beyond your mental capacity and your physical capabilities.

>>736403896
Rolling for pegging.

>>736407872
>>736407641
>>736407473
>>736406816
>Derailing the thread with who's the biggest cuck arguments: the movie

>>736407223
If you don't believe it doesn't really matter to me. It's interesting that my sex life is unbelievable to others.

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>>736405850

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>>736403896
You must make it work, find another slut who's willing to join in.

>>736408016
>Fucking monkeys instead of fucking beautiful white wimminz
The price of pussy is at an all time low, but the price of the puss you fuck has always been low. Good job tho. I guess despite everything at least you're not controlled by one woman. Many guys have to settle for a relationship just to get laid. If you can fuck women without giving them your commitment I guess at least that's better than most have it.

Pegging was probably the best thing we've done in the bedroom.
Rape play is a close second.
Restraints/low-key bondage are also pretty good.

>>736403896
>is willing to try anything
>but is not willing to try anything
you and your thread are gay.

>>736408126
I don't think the issue is finding a girl who is slutty enough to do it - the issue is getting my girlfriend on board. Once that happens, she'll probably call up one of her girl friends or something and we'll go from there

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fursuits

>>736403896
>will try anything
>can't be freaky

Pick one.

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>>736408235
>Wow my partner is suddenly so sexually adventurous again
Said no guy in a LTR ever. Want freaky puss? Get a new one.

>>736408222
>Pegging
nope
>Rape play
I want to do this so bad but I'm scared to tell her about it. Not like forceful and aggressive and screaming at her, but just making advances despite her telling me to stop until she submits and lets it happen.

>Restraints/low-key bondage
Also really want to try, but haven't mentioned. Did you mean stuff like tie her arms/legs together? We're going to try blindfolds and see how she likes that.

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>>736408431
You're a pathetic beta. Fuck your women hard and good from the start. They won't respond to new advances because she already put you in the obligatory Starfish sex category.

>>736407975
It's on topic. OP was asking about ideas to do with wife. Wife and I are nudists and swingers. I would say try it, it's fun. But obviously you're too sexually insecure for it.

>>736408570
Girlfriend, not wife - read more closely next time

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>>736408570
>wife

>>736406938
None. We smoke weed, take molly, and go to nude beaches instead.

>>736408669
>Doesn't gives two shits about their marital status. That's not the point of the post.

>>736408222
Of course /b/ preferred response is getting fucked up the ass by a strap-on. But double stuffing the wife, oh no that's gay. That would make Anon a pussy. Fucking morons.

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>>736408719
Enjoy being a genetic dead end then, you fucking loser

>bragging about your hedonistic lifestyle
>your genes will end with you
Good fucking job

>>736408431
It helps that we're both switches.
If you're not into prostate stimulation, you won't like pegging. We started out with a really small one. [spoiler]He was shaking, he wanted to come so bad. But I'm kind of into orgasm denial, too.[/spoiler]
As far as rape play goes, we do like a bit of force. Holding hands down, pinning, biting, scratching all work to compliment saying no. (Make sure you have a safe word in case she gets uncomfortable.) Nothing too extreme, though. Don't want to hurt each other.
As far as restraints, we like blindfolds and gags the most. Occasionally we'll tie limbs to the bedpost. But being tied up in awkward or uncomfortable positions isn't for us.

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>>736409098
The more you post the cringier it gets

>>736409040
/b/ responses are so 1950's. Okay grandpa. No sex outside of marriage, 2.5 kids, and a house in the suburbs. No thanks.

>>736405582
Heh, that sounds surprisingly accurate.
> talked to several bitches about the aspects of threesomes
> each came back after a few month with their own experiences

>>736409098
Why would I be into gay shit like pegging or prostate simulation? God, /b/ has taken a turn for the worse.
>he
Now it makes sense.

>>736409040
> your genes will end with you.
Who gives a shit. You'd be dead anyway.

>>736409175
I'm just answering OP's question as honestly as I can.
Sorry you can't get laid. :(

>>736409405
I have a couple fwb's so I'm doing better than most at least.

>>736409280
Welcome to the collective of cuckolds! Would you like to share a picture of your cock and look at other dudes dicks in a tribute thread?

>>736409280
Just trying to help, friendo.
Thought a fe-male perspective might help with your situation.

>>736405670
Thanks Anon. Feels good.

stuff a glass jar in her ass.

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this

>>736403896
>willing to try anything
>as long as not too extreme
Are you fucking ill m8

>>736409822
Jesus that looks nasty

>>736409822
Fucking hell. Does her vagina echo?

>>736405598
nice pasta bro

>>736409957
thats her asshole, retard

>>736403896

Tell you're into hypnosis and then get her to fuck her entire family with a knife.

>>736405850
kek

>>736409226
you say this is a bad thing, junior

shit on her chest

>>736410018
not how hypnosis works unless she secretly wants to do this which I doubt

>>736410218

Clearly you don't know how sarcasm works either.

>>736410111
Conformist

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>>736408016
>If you don't believe it doesn't really matter to me. I'll keep posting just to prove it doesn't matter to me that you believe me
>plz believe me

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>>736403896
Knife her family

>>736410582
Enjoy your weekends at the playground with your grandkids. I'll just be hanging out at staring at this big yellow ass

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>>736409957
>Mistakes ass for vagina
Virginity detected

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>>736410956
> no no no no no
Ugh. thanks, asshole

>>736411552
Are you confused because it doesn't have a penis?

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>>736412095
>implying fucking yellow puss is an accomplishment

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>>736413301
Tell me more about why you find women so repulsive

>>736413567
If you're white and you fuck asians/spics/niggers you might as well be a fat white woman who brags about getting fucked by niggers.

>>736413829
But what if you don't brag about it like a fat white woman?

>>736414039
Then no one wouldn't care and I wouldn't be giving you shit for it.

>>736414111
But you just said if I'm white and date a minority I'm just as bad. You didn't give any exceptions

>>736406035
Groupsex is still cuckolding if shes the only woman and youre not there

>>736413829
Refer to my earlier post racefag.

>It's the duty white men to feed the natives the white meat they crave. I'm operating on a level of sexual/racial supremacy that you cannot comprehend

You assert your supremacy with your mouth.

I assert my supremacy with my dick.

Me>You

>>736414507
Is cuckolding not dependent on an aspect of sexual humiliation?

Legitimate question

>>736406035
No..groupsex/orgy is here way of saying she wants to fuck other men while still keeping you around as the safety net.

I've been there. Those women are the bad eggs of the bunch.

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>>736414528
You don't spread shit, faggot. You might as well be a eunuch if you're not going to impregnate them.

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>>736414926
This. Have fun with your loving wife while she's infatuated with the guys she finds way more attractive than you.

>>736414926
Whatever I don't really care.

If you are too autistic comprehend how having an awesome freaky sex life with your wife or girlfriend can turn into...

>"Hey honey, you want to find a bro to double stuff you?'

then you are quite hopeless and probably should go ahead kill yourself right now. And yes, that can happen without being cucked.

>>736403896
I recommend velcro

>>736414954
Kek. Conservative say what? Sex is only for procreation? Meanwhile, in the real world...

>>736415994
Meanwhile in the real world your genetic lineage dies out. Oh well.

>>736415078
Your insecurity is showing

>>736416316
I don't believe in Scientology.

>>736416332
I don't know many women who can bond with more than one partner at a time. That said from what I gather polygamy only works if it's the guy fucking multiple women, not the other way around.

>>736415728
Poor trolling abilities. I doubt you're this autistic to be serious.

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>>736416527
It's not about bonding. It's about partying.

>>736416753
I'm not a troll. I don't profess to be one. It's a lame hobby

>>736403896
Ask her if shes down for peg-scissoring. Like you both lay down and scissor in opposite directions, your dick in her vagina and a strap on in your ass. next level stuff if your schlong is long enough

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>>736403896
>>>736404847
>I'm not sexually inadequate. Got a big ass dick. Currently fucking a cheating Brazilian wife. And got my Latina FWB that I've been messing with since I was 14 (I'm 39 now). Plus I got my high school recently divorced ex-girlfriend sending me nudes wanting to hang out. And I got a couple of nasty black internet skanks I could fuck but don't really want to. They just get to suck it and take my cum. And finally, I like to whore the wife out cause she's a sizequeen Asian slut. Lining up a gangbang for her. Call it what you want. Don't really care


Well your all set up then.
They got a seat ready for you at the free clinic.

>>736405203
>She has a feminine penis.
Guys, it's a trap.

>>736405598
>Not sexually inadequate
>Whore out wife
>Size queen
>Gangbang

Something isn't adding up here

Cuck

>>736405325
I fuck dogs too

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>>736417170
I think this is yours

>>736403896
Have you tried tax-payer position? Nice way to underline equality and respect for your partner

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>>736417424
This is only confusing if you're an insecure beta.

If your wife literally worships your cock, then you get it.

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>>736403896
>>>736404995
>Quite the contrary. Being able to do group stuff with wife is made possible by having a good sex life, not a lack of one. You only understand swinging and groupsex through the lens of cuckoldry because you've been conditioned to.

Is denial the first stage or the second stage?

>>736417697
>Worships your cock
>Size queen who wants other cock to the point of a gangbang

Pick one

I know which one your wife picked

>>736417697
>If your wife literally worships your cock, then you get it.

Then why is she chasing other cocks?

I don't think you understand how worship works my friend.

>>736403896
anal fisting

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>>>736405203
>>She has a feminine penis.
>Guys, it's a trap.

Was wondering how long before someone noticed that.

>>736417972
>Note to Virgins: You can be a bull and also have a slut wife. They are not contradictory. In fact, they are complimentary.

Shouldn't expect a betafag to understand this.

>>736418625
Holy shit ..you are a cuck in denial

Lol stay cucked fool

>>736417846
Me and some bros going to have a sausage party all over the Asian bitch's face Probably all get fucked up on ecstasy while we do. And video tape it. You jealous?

>>736403896

get her to stab her sister

>>736418968
d e g e n e r a t e

>>736418949

naw he's just a swinger bro.

it's mostly virgins that get upset about "cuck" shit. When you get laid enough you stop giving a shit and don't care if your wife fucks around.

>>736403896
massive gangbang

>>736419077
Why bother with a wife if you can just be a happy bachelor. I don't get it.

>>736418949
If you're one of those jealous little beta bitches gets all butthurt when another guy checks out your wife then, yeah, you totally wouldn't get this.

>>736403896
Soo cactus is free game or is it out of question course her dad's a prick?

>>736406756
It is the the duty of the white race to help provide for the lesser ones. Sometimes that takes the form of giving cock those bitches the white cock they crave.

>>736418968
Why would I be jealous? Because you can get a bunch of big bigs to fuck your wife since you can't satisfy her?

No cuck that's you

My wife does worships my cock that's why we fuck chicks

You are the zoo keeper. She is the monkey. If she's good she gets a banana. If she's bad she gets the hose.

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>>736419077

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50/50 if below 50 I delete my cp. if above 50 I post it

>>736419256
>Check out
Love it
>Take home
No.because I'm not a cuck

Cuck

>>736419469
KEK!

>>736414954
Virgin manlet detected.

>>736408431
What
A
Loser

Lolsoprude
Sohhpruuude

>>736409175
this right here.
My thoughts exactly

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>>736419729
Welp I have "gfs" without giving them any commitment, but at leasts I'm not a married cuck pretending to have hit the jackpot. The only thing we can agree on is that monogamy is officially dead.

>it's better to be the one fucking someone's wife that being the chump whose wife is being fucked

>>736409405
Not the anon you are replying to. But you miss the point, HE is cringe too.

>>736414528
Soooo... You fuck animals to asset human supremacy over subspecies. Hmm. Okay.

>okay
Okay!