If you had a girlfriend willing to do ANYTHING you wanted in bed, what would you want her to do you?
Teach me how to make my boyfriend whipped?
>yes. I know the rules, so here are my tits.
If I could get my girlfriend to do ANYTHING I wanted in bed, it would be having sex with two girls at the same time.
What men want most is variety. Constantly find girls willing to suck your boyfriend's dick with you and he's completely yours.
pussy on tap.
I want a girlfriend who will encourage me use her body like a fleshlight. I want universal ever-present sexual consent.
Non of this, "only when I'm in the mood too" crap. It's not like you have to get your pussy hard for you to just give me some. Who cares if your not in the mood too. Let me use your pussy even when your not in the mood.
It would depend on your boyfriend, but for me personally I would want her to be open to new things.
I think she should love giving blowjobs and swallow. Arch her back for some doggy style. Ask for anal as she slides my cock in her ass. She would have to genuinely enjoy having sex with me.
3some with another girl
double blowjobs, lip on lip blow job.
then fucking you while the girl eats you out and proceed to nut in you while the girl eats it out.
squeeze in anal there somewhere are you're set.
>It's not like you have to get your pussy hard for you to just give me some.
This. This right here. I'm so sick of this feminist "I am not an object" crap.
If you want to pull that bullshit then don't get mad when I use my fleshlight.
You know what a slut is like... So just be like that! Only thing; you live for your bf cum. Nothing more, nothing less. The way to go there is all yours.
My girl does everything I want, from licking my ass till gangbangs and BDSM. So what do you enjoy the most in sex?
Open minded and willing to do kinky stuff (Roleplay, rough stuff, sexting and such).
Being actively sexual instead of spreading "hints" which I would probably not interpenetrate correctly cus I'm an autistic fuck.
You'd be surprised how pleasant it is to have your fingers sucked btw, so do that too as foreplay.
Oh, and tell him when he's doing something wrong and tell him how to do it better. Honesty is good for both sides.
Btw, nice boobs OP, would love for more
My wife very gently and slowly sucks my dick while I'm sleeping. She tries to make me cum without waking me up. She says it's like a game to her and that it's her way of being in my dreams.
I frequently wake up in the middle of the night to an orgasm. Sometimes, two or three times a night.
So glad I married an Asian. Pic related.
Fine. Here, I'll dump a few.
I straight up bought my wife. Her dowry was $2,350 and she signed a prenup. We got married in Thailand.
>those repeating digits
That fact that it bothers you is what reveals to us that you're a newfag.
>how do I get a wife easily
>doesn't know what a fucking dowry is
>ever-present demand for proof on a board dedicated to fiction
Fuck. I miss the old /b/ so god damned bad. Do you remember when you could post a story and people would just go along with it?
half asian half white is the superior form of human life
i just want to create asian / white hybrids, and cultivate my offspring until they are capable of finding suitable mates of their own
yeah. that's what made this place so fucking awesome.
Now, it's nothing but autists who believe they can somehow get kudos for revealing a fictitious story is fictitious on an anonymous image board where nobody has any fucking idea who they are.
>dowry is the wealth transferred from the bride's family to the groom or his family, ostensibly for the bride
it literally says the opposite of buying a wife. now please fucking answer me, what is it that you are calling a dowry
That's in the west, where men are cucked white knights brainwashed into the pedestalization of women. In southeast Asia, it's called Sin Sod and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
The biggest thing would probably be to the yourself up in sexy clothes or lingerie and have yourself bent over his bed waiting for him to come home, with toys hanging out of your holes.
The biggest ways to get him whipped are to be an anal slut, reward him with threesomes with another chick, and to write out "Free Pass" coupons that he can use to take you whenever and however he wants. The last one will probably get him the most whipped without a bunch of effort on your part.
And she got at least 20 bumps out of breaking that rule, didn't she.
If the goal of the rule is to deprive attention whores of attention, it isn't a very effective rule. The autists on this board don't know how to lurk moar.
>implying that this practice is the same for all cultures and social classes in the world
That's a very strict definition of a European dowry involving the marriage of a noble's daughter to another lord or noble in exchange for political leverage. It's not necessarily the same in Southeast Asia
OP this thread will not help you. All you'll get are anons sharing their fantasies. Try a mix of things and watch his reaction to see what he likes. It's very possible you'll find things he didn't even know he liked
>repressed homosexuality all over the place
One of these days, you're going to realize that you're sexually attracted to men. You're trying really really hard to avoid that realization, but it's inevitable. I hope you find the courage to stop being a coward and be your true self before you get too old to enjoy your sex life.
But it wasn't. Tits or Get The Fuck Out is like jay walking. It's technically on the books, but it's never enforced.
Oldfags realize this, which is why it's very obvious that some is new here when they complain about a thread being bumped.
Yes he does. He provided a source that proves a dowry in southeast Asia goes from man to woman, not woman to man, refuting the argument being made by the other anon.
The other anon responded with an Ad hominem, because he clearly wasn't intellectually capable of formulating a sound argument in the face of evidence refuting his position.
I've been watching her videos for nearly an hour. I can't believe it's a real marriage, but it is. He actually did marry her and they actually do have kids.
Here are videos of her preparing a surprise party for her husband, to celebrate him coming home.
Here is a video she made to honor her husband on father's day
Here is a video of her working out, to lose the baby weight for her husband's happiness
Jesus. An American woman would NEVER create a welcome home party for her husband.
He would walk into a list of chores and a "it's about time your home. Vacations over now get to work"
Fuck American women.
>Teach me how to make my boyfriend whipped?
Don't complain, do anything he wants in bed, listen to him. I do anal for my bf and I don't bitch, and i clean my messes and guess what, i fucking own him.
Yeah, you're not a woman but whatever.
If I could do anything, I'd probably tie her up to a bed, naked and tickle her with a feather before leaving for hours on end without telling her I'm going.
Literally just have to give amazing sex and that's pretty much it, everything else is just the power games that spawn from that.
I didn't know how to write interpret and just let google autocorrect me. I just now I realize what's written. (English isn't my native language)
- anal sex whenever I wanted
- double blowjob with another girl
- them making out with me while another girl sucks my cock
- threesomes with other girls
- taking as many videos as i want
- walking around my apartment in nothing but a thong all the time
- dressing slutty in public
I would want her to let me fuck her in her ass just before she had to take a big shit and after I cum I would want her to lick the cum and poop off of my dick. However, I would settel for just using her as a fuck hole for a week or two, David Parker Ray style.
I am so sick and tired of losing women to ugly ass white guys.
Why don't you fix your own women instead of stealing ours?
Is no one gonna say anything about this?