Femanon here If you had a girlfriend willing to do ANYTHING

timestamp or its fibs

sharpie in pooper, shoe on head, or gtfo

If I could get my girlfriend to do ANYTHING I wanted in bed, it would be having sex with two girls at the same time.

What men want most is variety. Constantly find girls willing to suck your boyfriend's dick with you and he's completely yours.

>>736386310
"i know the rules" but no fucking time stamp

pegging and you give your ass to him as well

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timestamp nigger

pussy on tap.

I want a girlfriend who will encourage me use her body like a fleshlight. I want universal ever-present sexual consent.

Non of this, "only when I'm in the mood too" crap. It's not like you have to get your pussy hard for you to just give me some. Who cares if your not in the mood too. Let me use your pussy even when your not in the mood.

>>736386310
>Learn to suck dick better than other girls
>Don't be afraid of cum in your mouth
>Put on your big girl panties and do anal

Really, that should do it OP.

>>736386657
This a million times

>>736386310
It would depend on your boyfriend, but for me personally I would want her to be open to new things.

I think she should love giving blowjobs and swallow. Arch her back for some doggy style. Ask for anal as she slides my cock in her ass. She would have to genuinely enjoy having sex with me.

3some with another girl
double blowjobs, lip on lip blow job.
then fucking you while the girl eats you out and proceed to nut in you while the girl eats it out.
squeeze in anal there somewhere are you're set.

>>736386310
>yes. I know the rules
>no timestamp
sage

>>736386657
>It's not like you have to get your pussy hard for you to just give me some.

This. This right here. I'm so sick of this feminist "I am not an object" crap.
If you want to pull that bullshit then don't get mad when I use my fleshlight.

>>736386310
Sit on my face and make me sniff/lick your ass.

>>736386310
>I know the rules

And yet, no time stamp.

>>736386310
Suck his cock three times as often as you are now and he'll do anything you want.

>>736386310
You know what a slut is like... So just be like that! Only thing; you live for your bf cum. Nothing more, nothing less. The way to go there is all yours.

My girl does everything I want, from licking my ass till gangbangs and BDSM. So what do you enjoy the most in sex?

>>736386310
literally in bed or sex in general? it's not really what she would do to me but id really like her to let her 3 younger sisters watch us fuck

Open minded and willing to do kinky stuff (Roleplay, rough stuff, sexting and such).

Being actively sexual instead of spreading "hints" which I would probably not interpenetrate correctly cus I'm an autistic fuck.

You'd be surprised how pleasant it is to have your fingers sucked btw, so do that too as foreplay.

Oh, and tell him when he's doing something wrong and tell him how to do it better. Honesty is good for both sides.

Btw, nice boobs OP, would love for more

>>736386657
Who knew trying to get your dick hard when they're in the mood was so hard

>>736386310

I would want her to shit on my face.

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>>736387185

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My wife very gently and slowly sucks my dick while I'm sleeping. She tries to make me cum without waking me up. She says it's like a game to her and that it's her way of being in my dreams.

I frequently wake up in the middle of the night to an orgasm. Sometimes, two or three times a night.
So glad I married an Asian. Pic related.

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Everything with enthusiasm that she wants to do.

>>736386657
This. Please this. This is so fucking hard to find and it's all I really want in life.

>>736387344
You're living the dream man. GG

>>736387344
She's absolutely beautiful.

sage goes in all fields

>>736386310
bring me breakfast

>>736387344
>implying that's your wife.

If that's your wife, then post pics of the wedding.

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>>736387508
Fine. Here, I'll dump a few.
I straight up bought my wife. Her dowry was $2,350 and she signed a prenup. We got married in Thailand.

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>>736387628

>>736387344
Holy shit MOAR fucker I'm jelly and hard.

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>>736387659

>>736387628
I need more information on this. I'm married but looking for a second wife for us.

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>>736387720
Here is her mom

>>736387659
>>736387628
quit posting, the internet has eyes

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>>736387754

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>>736387777

>>736387628
>Signed a prenup

My bullshit sensors are jingling. What philipina signs a prenup?!

>>736387628
>>736387659
>>736387720
>>736387754
>>736387777
>>736387810

I hate you. You're a disgusting pig.

>>736387720
we want naked pics

>all these reponses to a non-timestamped thread

/b/ is beyond hope

>>736388088
Name a single time it ever wasn't faggot.

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>>736388088
>those repeating digits

>>736388075
tuff titties. you're not getting any.

>>736387628
>>736387659
>>736387720
>>736387754
>>736387777
>>736387810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgaOm2LQe0w

>>736388088
>expecting the rules to be followed here

You're new is showing. Stop being so new.

>>736387810
>>736387628
So how do I get myself an asian wife easily?
what does it mean that her dowry was 2350?

>>736388135
nigger u should've been here pre '10, the glory days

>>736388246
suck my dick faggot moralfag

>>736386310
are those yer boobs? that is all u need to make him whipped. those things are beautiful.

>>736388246
fdhgkjheadrg;Ugraksjrnga;kehbgr

I got fucking mad. OP is so obviously a dude

>>736388201
how in the fuck did that UGLY ass motherfucker get a girl THAT hot?

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>>736388408
And?
That fact that it bothers you is what reveals to us that you're a newfag.

>>736388249
Don't settle for an asian anon. You deserve something that is fully human.

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>>736388249
>how do I get a wife easily
>doesn't know what a fucking dowry is

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>736388432
He bought her. Seriously, they still have dowries in Southeast Asia. You can literally buy a wife from her father there.

>>736388569
qeq. grills are niggers.

>>736388269
Lol no such thing as Glory days fag.

>>736388496
>ever-present demand for proof on a board dedicated to fiction

Fuck. I miss the old /b/ so god damned bad. Do you remember when you could post a story and people would just go along with it?

>>736388497
half asian half white is the superior form of human life

>>736388520
i just want to create asian / white hybrids, and cultivate my offspring until they are capable of finding suitable mates of their own

>>736388687
Do you remember when your a faggot and people already knew it?

>>736388756
Better than white/black

>>736388687
yeah. that's what made this place so fucking awesome.

Now, it's nothing but autists who believe they can somehow get kudos for revealing a fictitious story is fictitious on an anonymous image board where nobody has any fucking idea who they are.

>>736388569
>>736388520
>dowry is the wealth transferred from the bride's family to the groom or his family, ostensibly for the bride

it literally says the opposite of buying a wife. now please fucking answer me, what is it that you are calling a dowry

>>736388771
I don't care who knows it. There isn't anything wrong with being gay.

>>736386310
anal on demand, nigh, actively rape my cock with her bum

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>i know the rules
>posts tits
>no timestamp
mfw

>>736388850
That's in the west, where men are cucked white knights brainwashed into the pedestalization of women. In southeast Asia, it's called Sin Sod and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

http://www.thaiembassy.com/thailand/thai-dowry.php

>>736388888
Checked this shit

>>736388888
Ffffuuuuuuccccckkkk

>>736388967
>Being this retarded

>>736386310
The biggest thing would probably be to the yourself up in sexy clothes or lingerie and have yourself bent over his bed waiting for him to come home, with toys hanging out of your holes.

The biggest ways to get him whipped are to be an anal slut, reward him with threesomes with another chick, and to write out "Free Pass" coupons that he can use to take you whenever and however he wants. The last one will probably get him the most whipped without a bunch of effort on your part.

>>736388888
>88888
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>736388854
Except the fact it's a mental illness and you make men weak by being gay and I don't really give af I'm just bored as hell

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>>736388934
And she got at least 20 bumps out of breaking that rule, didn't she.

If the goal of the rule is to deprive attention whores of attention, it isn't a very effective rule. The autists on this board don't know how to lurk moar.

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>>736388888

>>736388850
>implying that this practice is the same for all cultures and social classes in the world

That's a very strict definition of a European dowry involving the marriage of a noble's daughter to another lord or noble in exchange for political leverage. It's not necessarily the same in Southeast Asia

>>736389076
(You) can't argue very well.

>>736389177
it's because he doesn't have an argument breh

>>736386310

OP this thread will not help you. All you'll get are anons sharing their fantasies. Try a mix of things and watch his reaction to see what he likes. It's very possible you'll find things he didn't even know he liked

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>>736389122
>repressed homosexuality all over the place

One of these days, you're going to realize that you're sexually attracted to men. You're trying really really hard to avoid that realization, but it's inevitable. I hope you find the courage to stop being a coward and be your true self before you get too old to enjoy your sex life.

>>736389133
dubs and saged like every post should have been

>>736389177
>Be faggot
>Go to land of ladyboys
>Pay for a slant eyed whore
Vs
>Be a pimp
>Get paid to marry a real chick


Now who is the cuck ? O yeah ...you

Faggot

>>736389312
>should of
But it wasn't. Tits or Get The Fuck Out is like jay walking. It's technically on the books, but it's never enforced.

Oldfags realize this, which is why it's very obvious that some is new here when they complain about a thread being bumped.

>>736389415
SAGE

>>736389248
Yes he does. He provided a source that proves a dowry in southeast Asia goes from man to woman, not woman to man, refuting the argument being made by the other anon.

The other anon responded with an Ad hominem, because he clearly wasn't intellectually capable of formulating a sound argument in the face of evidence refuting his position.

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>>736389300
Holy hell.

>>736389448
oldfags remember when it was actually enforced. entire threads of "TITS AND TIMESTAMP OR GTFO"

>>736389177
>>736389248
>>736389460
>>736389567
Samefagging this hard

>>736386310

Double-fist my ass, hard. I can take it, too.

>>736389652
lol. It was NEVER enforced. Asserting that it ever was is cute.

You are sooooo cute.

>>736386310
put the sex on her

>>736389652
>entire threads of "TITS AND TIMESTAMP OR GTFO"
>entire

um, that isn't how it's supposed to work, dumb ass. A "tits or gtfo" thread should have only ONE reply.

>>736388888
quints of truth

>>736389300
Dude not even close.

>>736389974
denial is one of the first indications of repressed homosexuality.

>>736390020
Projection on others is one of the first indications of repressed heterosexuality.

>>736390125
I'm only straight when I'm drunk.

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>>736389652

>>736386310
girls are always like "you can do whatever you want to me" but i feel like i just want gentle passionate sex w/ lots of kissing and for her to cum a few times

>>736390209
Getting drunk just to confront the fact your straight and not gay? Unhealthy.

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>>736389652
>entire threads

lol

>>736387628
>>736387659
>>736387720
>>736387777
Checked
>>736387810

>tfw Brendan Frasier's personified aspergers has a hotter wife than I ever will...

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>>736390529
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw3od1ovnSeTSIQofDb8Wxw/videos

I've been watching her videos for nearly an hour. I can't believe it's a real marriage, but it is. He actually did marry her and they actually do have kids.

Here are videos of her preparing a surprise party for her husband, to celebrate him coming home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQuvQNz3XwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ncyPx2FxWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZnloiV9L-s

Here is a video she made to honor her husband on father's day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCds9LB3mUk

Here is a video of her working out, to lose the baby weight for her husband's happiness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i-fL6hRoFk

>>736388269
>Implying anything past livestreamed suicides in '08 from this board hasn't been a constant downhill fuck up

>>736389652
refer to this more >>736389850
only other thing would be sage-ing the post if no timestamp was posted.

>>736391404
but they don't sage. Never have.

>>736390911
Jesus. An American woman would NEVER create a welcome home party for her husband.

He would walk into a list of chores and a "it's about time your home. Vacations over now get to work"

Fuck American women.

>>736386310
tits & timestamp

>>736388967
>>736389170
wow its almost like i was asking a question because i wanted to gain knowledge on the subject

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>>736386310
it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

>>736392289
>it's true?
No. it isn't true. This pic is bait and switch advertisement.

>>736386310
>Teach me how to make my boyfriend whipped?
Don't complain, do anything he wants in bed, listen to him. I do anal for my bf and I don't bitch, and i clean my messes and guess what, i fucking own him.

>>736387777
LOL. her disgusted is beaming

>>736387810
Did your head get caved in by a sledge hammer? Cause that saggital ridge is something fierce.

>>736387344
Noods now faggot

>>736387810
>>736387777
>>736387754
>>736387720
>>736387659
>>736387628
>>736387344


greentext some shit for us OP. any feet pics?

>>736386310
Yeah, you're not a woman but whatever.
If I could do anything, I'd probably tie her up to a bed, naked and tickle her with a feather before leaving for hours on end without telling her I'm going.

Literally just have to give amazing sex and that's pretty much it, everything else is just the power games that spawn from that.

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>>736387075
>interpenetrate

Suck his dick often, and be nasty when you do it.

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>>736393697
I didn't know how to write interpret and just let google autocorrect me. I just now I realize what's written. (English isn't my native language)

>>736394698
FUCK WHY CANT I WRITE PROPERLY TODAY. It never happened before, I promise ): (joke intended)

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it's true ?
watches at 0 $ ?

>>736393314
see >>736390911

>>736386310
I would like her to make me eat my own cum when I came deep in her and pegg my ass.

>>736386310
- anal sex whenever I wanted
- double blowjob with another girl
- them making out with me while another girl sucks my cock
- threesomes with other girls
- taking as many videos as i want
- walking around my apartment in nothing but a thong all the time
- dressing slutty in public
-nipple clamps

>>736386310
I would want her to let me fuck her in her ass just before she had to take a big shit and after I cum I would want her to lick the cum and poop off of my dick. However, I would settel for just using her as a fuck hole for a week or two, David Parker Ray style.

>>736395363
kys

>>736386310
Don't act like sex is some huge deal and just fuck whenever.
Also unrelated but girls who can cook>girls who can't cook.

>>736395449
Get into it faggot

>>736387344
Looks like a proper import bride from Thailand...
Well done anon

>>736387810
We need a new genre.... not blacked.com but imported.com

>>736387628 (You)
>>736387659 (You)
>>736387720 (You)
>>736387754 (You)
>>736387777 (You)
>>736387810 (You)

I am so sick and tired of losing women to ugly ass white guys.

Why don't you fix your own women instead of stealing ours?

>>736396832
you lack attention?
charge your fucking phone and post tits!
good enough?

>>736386310
>>yes. I know the rules, so here are my tits.

lying faggito. pic from unrelated thread yesterday.

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>>736386310
Is no one gonna say anything about this?

>>736390425
Best sex

Suck his dick without him asking. Just pull his shit out and start going to work.