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pic unrelated /b/ i know ur not my personal army, but something

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/b/ i know ur not my personal army, but something needs to be done to Jonasia Simpson, the chick who went viral for microwaving her fucking pet turtle alive. my faggotry doesnt exceed that or a script kiddie otherwise, i would force her to leave the internet myself, but unfortunately i cant. Can you? #
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normally I'd NYPA, but /b/ usually takes action against those who commit crimes against animals. I can't do anything myself, but I'd like to see some justice as well.
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>>736369498
>>736369704
Yeah, I'll get behind this. I too have the technological ability of a lottery bimbo, but that's fucked up.
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bumpbumper
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bummmmmp
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death bump
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Wait. Wheres the video and whats her fb instagram or twitter
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Post the video and post her fb so we know it's her, you may be technologically retarded but I know you're not that retarded.
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Post some kind of information on her other than her name. We need to know who you are talking about.
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https://www.change.org/p/jonasia-simpson-must-be-held-accountable-for-animal-cruelty PETITION MADE AGAINST HER
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/20/teen-microwaves-her-turtle-to-death-and-posts-pictures-online-6649865/
NEWS ARTICLE
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dude...even for /b/s standards this is so fucking wrong. i hope when she goes to hell hitler is still the MasterChef
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bump
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the fucks wrong with people? she needs to go work in an animal shelter.
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We need Liam Neeson to find her and shove her ass into a microwave.
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>>736369498

i can get behind this op. but i cant do shit so yeah. sorry
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The best way to do this kind of shit is pretend you're a fan and get in the inside.
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Fair enough but we need more to go on before I can even attempt to do anything
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There's enough info here to get her.
Find out her siblings names, addresses add them on Facebook. Go to any family events that they are going to.
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>>736376661
Looks like she's already getting threats
A few more wouldn't hurt
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Post any info you know. I'll take care of the rest
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Bump to fuck her life up.
>inb4 newfags hurr durr old /b/ wouldnt care
We should POUNCE on the chance to fuck up a person's life.
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>>736377022
Shanita blocker is apparently her mother.
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>>736377022
Here
>>736376851
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>>736377235
Thanks. I gathered. I just was hoping OP did at least a little bit of legwork for me. Jesus
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>>736377392
Well OP is a faggot, what'd you expect?
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>>736377547
True dat
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>>736376661
>>736376851
We'll to be honest I'm not Op and I found it pretty fucking easy to find this info. I'm assuming Op is not actually going to do fuck all and just expect other people to do shit.
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>>736377392
>>736377736
I meant to reply to you
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>>736377736
Quints
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I miss the days when /b/ actually had the ability to computet
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>>736377862
You fucking failure.
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http://bitchyourfamous.com
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>>736369498
>>736373735
Anyone who thinks this isn't the act of a sociopath, just imagine wanting to make something living feel what boiling alive from the inside out would feel like. Lobotomize and Hysterectomize her ASAP
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>>736377911
>>736377977
>>736377855
>>736377022
>>736374988
>mfw kek wants this bitch destroyed
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>>736377735
What a fag
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Bumpp
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>>736373735
An old buddy of mine had a pet turtle named Ed. He was really cool. I decided ever since meeting Ed that turtles weren't that bad. Now, seeing this image, I am truly sad. Ed passed away many years ago, he got to live his turtle life. However, this poor relative of Ed was microwaved, by a nigger no less. Avenge Ed's cousin, anons.
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>>736378364
Right? Snagged from a cringe thread
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>>736378694
Trying. I think I got her
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>>736377906
Give me a hot second, faggotron
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@jonasiasimpson her Twitter
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Honestly having trouble telling these people apart
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>>736378994
Nigress or KANG?
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Princess Simpson on instafag
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>>736379336
princess psychopath.
>random bamp
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Flipagram slash jonasiasimpson
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>>736379477
That third entry. I died. Enjoy, anons
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>>736379477
Comment on the fourth post. Obvious reasons.
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>>736378994
Post available info?
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>>736378994
Post screen caps, of course
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>>736379637
>>736379639
I gotta sanitize my infos, but sure
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>>736379477
holy fuck
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>>736379705
Of course.
Thanks anon
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>>736379705
Good job friend
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>>736379705
>>736379727
>>736379779
>>736379927

I'm wading through a shit ton of friends because her mom has priv settings. But I'll find her fb. Also, anyone know a nix tool to drop filesize?
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keep the thread alive, faggots. I'm compressing my images so /b/ will take them
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or someone make a discord
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>>736377735
I would rather monster branding on my face and forehead than a huge anarchist symbol on my neck
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>>736381002
Some lovely tits for your troubles
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It was one of those foam turtles that you put in water then they grow. That's it no animal was harmed no lulz are up for grabs so nypa is valid but I only lurk and watch so not really one to talk
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Kill the bitch, turtles are supreme
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>>736381489
>one of those foam turtles that you put in water
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Bump
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Here's a poem
>Turtles are cool
>Turtles fucking rule
>Turtles don't drool
>Turtles go to school
>Turtles are kind
>Turtles remind
>Turtles ease my mind.
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>>736381970
>Turtles are my fave
>Do not microwave
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Easy to look up where there was a Migos concert on that date around Boston, Mass. I'm pursuing other leads, so someone else do that. I'm sure you can manage.
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>>736382331
Wow, that compressed to asshole quality. My bad. I just used optiPNG. The date is May 24
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Oh turtle where are you? Sleeping lonesome? Sleeping blue? Worry not, my emerald friend. Your pain and suffering came to an end. I hope indeed, the afterlife is full of glee. I hope indeed, you swim the seas. May we meet so I may say. I hope you, turtle, have a pleasant day.
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>>736369498
bump
Turtles kick ass. What kind of sick cunt zaps one in the microwave?
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>>736382700
>sick cunt
Dubs of truth
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She lives around Boston. I'm looking for the exact neighborhood and stuff by the church they go to, etc. I don't think she actually lives in Boston.
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>>736382700
Werd
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>be me, turtle
>hanging out at the pond, doing turtle stuff
>no problems in the world
>life feels good
>happy
>suddenly, a noise berates my turtle ears
>cautiously, I eye my surroundings with my turtle eyes
>in the distance, hobbling towards me, knuckles on the ground, I see it
>the perpetrator of my demise
>before this baboon has me in her clutches I know what's in store
>it happened to my friend Steve, last week
>"OH LAWDY LOOK DIS ONE HUR HUR HUR"
>before I know it, I am being hauled away, into the back of a shitty BMW
>gaze one final time at my safe haven
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>>736369498
>>736369704
>>736369902

Way to go faggot.

Let's tell /b/ what /b/ does, with the same-fagging narrative of a middle schooler.

I'd help, but I really hate samefags and I especially hate animal thumping faggots.

Ruin the nigger FOR THE FUCKING LULS, not some nuked turtle.

One more thing. /b/ doesn't give a shit about anything you retarded faggot.

That's why it's "random", idiotic nigger.

NYPA. Denied on grounds of faggotry and saged.
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>>736383423
Actually.. new summer fag
b has always been pretty active in ruining the lives of animal abusers.
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she's from dorchester, eh? Anybody from around there?
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>>736382927
She lives in Dorchester MA
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>>736383608
Go back to tumblr little faggot queer.

Hope your mother is raped into a coma, where tests will find 4 strains of especially virulent HIV, in addition to a malignant brain tumor that will render her last days on Earth such harrowing of brutal, agonizing painful hours that she'll beg for an eternity in the deepest pits of Satan's hell.

Respond to this and confirm it will happen.

Immunity void. Any action to animal justice in this thread is now cursed under this same fate.

Those willing to ruin the nigger for fun are safe.
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>>736383990
Sheesh man, dad didn't get you that puppy did he?
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>>736383990
Lighten up, Francis
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>>736383990
Oh no! the edges are cutting me!
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>>736369498
Can't do much right now but this is what makes /b/ great. I'll try to do something in the morning.
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Here ya go.
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>>736384662
Screencap for info
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>>736384750
Pretty sure thats the mom and we need need the daughter
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>>736384813
Ah I see now I misunderstood what you guys were looking for sorry.
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>>736384813
Wouldn't the mom be the one who raised her? Or in this case failed to.
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>>736384813
same address anyway
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2TMAXU <discord
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dindu nuffin!
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