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Kek

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Kek
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>>736353588
the fuck was the kid doing, trying to eat it?
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>>736353588
O' darwin you magnificent motherfucker. You almost had him, but who will be the first recorded death by fidget spinner?
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>>736353588
Checked

Dumb bitch, that kid is probably scarred for life.
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>>736353588
why are people so fucking retarded.

the first thing my dad taught me when i was 10 learning to use pneumatic tools was you NEVER mess around with pressurized anything. kid's lucky he didn't lose an eye.

power tools demand fear.
if you don't fear forces that could easily fuck up your day, you're going to die.
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>>736353588
That little koolaid-stained piece of white trash will probably fall in hole or drown the next time he is looking up at the rain with his mouth hanging open. People like this should be offered financial incentives for tubal ligations or vasectomies.
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>>736354149
lol edgy
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So far I've seen an article about a girl who swallowed one and a girl who got one stuck in her vagina and it had to be surgically removed. Now this. What's next?
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>>736354145
this
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>>736353588
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>>736353841
He's about 4, so yah. 4=weird little fucks.
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>>736354145
seriously
>using compressed air to spin a fidget spinner well past the shitty chinese ball bearing's limit
>surprised when the device comes apart, releasing shrapnel at ridiculous speeds.
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>>736353588
fucking topkek

reminds me of a buddy that got his face cut by a can of air freshener for shooting at it with a daisy

well deserved
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>>736353588
The parent really should have known that a bearing with light grease that spins as easily and long as a faggot spinner bearing
>more likely than not they're just roller skate bearings with light oil
Will give up the goat if you spin it too fast. That's why things are rated.
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>>736353588
Fucker got two smiles. Even when he sad he got one smile left. When he's happy, he's double happy.
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>>736354541
>>736353841
that's the thing though. "we were using compressed air across it"

this dad literally created a shrapnel launcher in front of his son's face.
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>>736354343
I'm not trying to be edgy. Margaret Sanger was on the right track. Give she-boons, 500lb white trash women, and Mexican cholo-factories like $3k to get their tubes tied. I don't see what is wrong with that. That is one less fucktard who will be breaking into your car in 14 years.
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>>736353588
a few millimeters closer to the center and it would have made an interesting scar
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>>736354798
>millimeters
eurofags and nonwhites pls go.
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>>736354889
Ohboyherewego
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>>736353588
I wonder if he can stick his tongue thru it and flap it around
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>>736354798
>>736354508
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>>736354889
man youre stupid as fuck

I live in anaheim
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>>736355005
>anaheim
No idea where that is, I don't know European geography.
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>>736354145
Wait so are you saying that using concentrated power carelessly is a bad idea
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>>736355103
anaheim california? disneyland?

im not going to put shit in decimal inch in case it triggers a brit hating retard
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>>736355103
not him, but give me one reason people like you shouldnt be castrated, you're fucking useless, you have the internet at your fingertips and you don't even realize anaheim is in the US.
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>>736354100
Checked. Dubs will make it so.
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>>736355229
>>736355239
I'm pretty sure was joking. Lighten up, guys. Everybody's heard of Sublime.
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>>736354793

*tips fedora*
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>>736355229
I only go to Disney World because I'm not some uncultured swine.
Also you don't break inches down into decimals unless you're working in thou or smaller.
What you should have said was
>1/4"

Also the British are our friends, the only members of the commonwealth who bitch endlessly about using standard units are the Australians, who don't admit that they use them regularly, even though they do.
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>>736353588
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>>736355103
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>>736355347
not joking just a troll with no game
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When I was a little younger than him, I got burned on my chest pretty bad by an iron. By the time I was in my late teens, the scar was gone. Hopefully his will be too and he won't have a lifelong scar because of stupid parents. Poor lil dude.
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>>736355239
How is knowing where cities are a useful skill? It's just trivia for stupid people to pretend they're smart.
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>>736355443
its really time to stop posting
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>>736353588
>facial scar from such a retarded fad as a fidget spinner

I'm calling it, this kid will an hero first year of middle school, screen cap me.
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>>736353588

15 years later:

>how'd you get that cool scar, man?
>Vietnam.
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>>736354145
you fucks it exploded because it got too cold from the compressed gas.

the thing wasn't spinning at the speed of light, glowing until it exploded from being spun too fast.
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>>736355663
its the fact that he didnt even do a quick search before making himself look stupid thats the point there
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>>736355716
why?
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>>736354793
Absolutely. The price would be miniscule compared to the savings.
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>>736355767
Holy shit you think using google is a sign of intelligence?
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>>736355005
potatoes
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>>736355103
kys
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>>736353588
The parents should be outraged - they should sue the toy maker. if it hurt my baby id take them for everything
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>>736355663
Knowledge is power. It's good to know things. It's great to know how to tie your shoes and cook cheesy mac too. But that's not all you should know.
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>>736355005

more like anacrime you stupid bastard

fuck sanna anna too
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>>736355759

...lol no
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>>736355663
that's not the point at all of what i said. my point is you have the ability to look up something you dont know, but instead of educating yourself, you just shittalk. if you're gonna shit talk at least make it factually correct.

you know who is stupid? people who dont help themselves even with access to help kek
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>>736355839
not using it is a sign of laziness

youre the only retard fixated on intelligence
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What if the father fucked up the kid and just tries to sue the producer?
after all its 'murica
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>>736355886
yea I didnt say I liked living in this shithole
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>>736353588
That's fucking funny. Looking at the thumbnail I thought the kid had a cleft palate which is awful. This is funny though.
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>>736355767
>Ashamed to admit when he doesn't know something
Dank insecurities and complexes you got goin on there mate.
The hardest lesson to learn as an adult is to admit when you're wrong, or you don't know.
If your parents failed to teach that to you as a young child, and you don't go out of your way to learn it now, you're going to have a hard life with rough relationships.

>>736355549
>thinks a joke with truth behind it has to be some elaborate neckbeard ruse to troll for epin lulz
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>>736355839
i certainly think people who dont use google but instead talk shit making themselves look more and more uneducated are stupid, yes.
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>>736355775
You're never too young for a Vietnam flashback.
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>>736354145
>power tools demand fear

Yep, I'm terrified of circular saws and they're the only power tool I'll never use
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>>736356093
yea see
>>736355684

no idea what youre on but sober up already damn
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>>736356092
Remember that when you have a kid and he gets seriously injured. Really. Don't ever forget you said this. Stick this one permanently in the back of your mind.
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>>736356093
1. your joke isnt a joke. if you think it is, your sense of humor is not conducive to your average person, or even /b/tard, and that's saying something
2. with truth behind it. it literally doesnt have truth behind it. that's our point.

just stop posting, or you'll make yourself look more retarded, intentional or not
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>>736356157
huh?
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>>736356102
>Can talk for miles online
>Can't utter a sentence in real life
Learn to be rounded mate. When the information is a split second away, it's also a split second away from being out of mind.
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>>736356241
I'm never having kids because I'm not a virus. Thanks for the warning though.
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>>736356245
In real life, simple, stupid jokes, properly delivered are the best way to moisten panties.

And there was truth behind it, I didn't know where anaheim was, so I turned it into a joke, but your autism is so fucking strong that you can't handle it.
People often forget how to talk to an international audience. Americans think they can name cities and people will just know where that is.
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>>736356241
>>736356395
That is not a serious injury. Why don't you go ahead and remember that you thought it was.
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>>736356241
bitch check your privileges where the fuck you think you are?
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>>736356483
>that damage control
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>>736354698
>give up the goat

That used to be "give up the ghost" but maybe there are goats involved that I'm not aware of.
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>>736356718
What damage is there to control, damage control would be me pretending to be le epin troll.
I did not know where Anaheim is. Never said I did. Never implied I did.
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>>736356500
It's a deep facial scar that will likely last until adulthood. It's serious in that It will be a social issue. Bullying, teasing, people picking on you, making fun of you, putting you down. Those things really get to you or to most kids. That's very serious. Did he lose an eye? Luckily no. But it's still serious.
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>>736356825
You must not be Canadian.
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>>736356913
How do you not know this?
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>>736357029
Because I am not from California.
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>>736356291
i can talk for miles in real life, trust me. Im a fucking discourse machine, i love it, there is nothing better for me than getting into a really good argument with someone who knows their shit. you do not. you are useless to me. what are you going to do next, try to call me out on the amount i type?
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>>736353588
And then we said that fidget spinners were a mistake
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>>736356483
you keep posting but i dont think you realize you make yourself look worse and worse with every post
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The correct expression is "give up the goatse"
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>>736357116
Found the antisocial fat beta
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>>736356930
That's fair. Still, I didn't appreciate the pathetic emotional appeal. This isn't a serious injury as much as it is a valuable lesson to both child and parent.
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>>736357115
You only know cities in your own state?
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>>736357255
You'll feel different when you have kids.
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>>736353588
You wanna know how I got these scars?
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>>736357116
>Literally didn't know that inches are broken fractionally and not decimally for units above thou.
>Literally need to google to have a conversation
>Literally thinks wpm is impressive online.
Mate any neckbeard on here is going to type in at least the top 5% It's not impressive to us that you are proficient on the machine we spend our whole lives on.
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>>736357299
hes probably from some backwoods nothing of a village with no culture or fucking tv

how hes on /b/ right now is baffling

this bitch is up the ass with tourists 24/7 youd think hed bump into one of those at some point in his life
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>>736357382
This.
Probably permanent mark on a kid's face.
Selfish shits don't count so their edginess is less toxic.
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>>736355759

autismo' man, the most autistic of them all
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>>736357412
im not the guy who didnt know all that stuff. and im not saying it's impressive, im nipping his next insult in the bud. see, he went to basement dweller instead

that being said i cannot fucking break 144 for the life of me, that was an insanely rare result
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>>736354099
>durr muh darwin meme
pretty sure it doesn't apply to children who are mostly all stupid anyway.
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>>736357299
I don't know every 3rd rate city around the world, no. Sorry. The majority of people don'tt know where Wroclaw is, and I wouldn't expect them to, even though it's fuck hueg.
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